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File: 9aff61cbf22e8e7⋯.jpg (10.47 KB,259x195,259:195,jenny.jpg)

 No.2857 [Open thread]

Clang, a beautiful sound.

No, the sound before me is heavier than steel.

The armor she is wearing is not beautiful at all and as unrefined as the cold night.

The sound wasn't beautiful at all.

It was actually the sound of steel.

It's just that the knight is beautiful enough to turn it into a charming sound like a bell.

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 No.3436

My heart, anon! I want to befriend a loving robot and hold her cold, steely hands.

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 No.3310 [Open thread]

https://exhentai.org/g/1309633/5e27df0bb3/

Where's that English translation damn it

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 No.3368

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 No.3369

File: b036f45656cf334⋯.jpg (1.66 MB,2149x3035,2149:3035,12.jpg)

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 No.3370

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 No.3371

File: 62dd2acd861c08f⋯.jpg (1.69 MB,2149x3035,2149:3035,22.jpg)

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 No.3372

>>3367

>a robot just casually happens to live next door

My sides

My heart

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File: caf850b1b615192⋯.jpg (103.44 KB,1280x720,16:9,13448.jpg)

 No.2595 [Open thread]

We could overcome the uncanny valley that arises when attempting to perfectly mimic the appearance of humans, so that it could visually and audibly pass for human, and the best way to do this is by abandoning those attempts entirely and embracing a non-human design.

ITT: we draw out how we would design robotic workers, servants, guardians, and most importantly - lovers and children that do not attempt to pass for humans.

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also, anyone seen detroit become human? it makes no sense, all of the plot emerges from completely unintended, completely spontaneous, onset of sapience in robots, as does the moral problems of the game's story, but that is not something that can just occur by accident in multiple different androids, it would take more than some random glitching of software for it to take on a completely different complex function (instead of, say, just causing a malfunction), deviancy as they call it could only come about intentionally, you'd have to change a lot more than just one or two bits of binary coding, you'd have to integrate it into the design of the robots from the start, and everyone has this surreal reaction where they don't doubt that it's a software glitch that causes it, even though they should all have at least enough immersion in tech to know that wat's happening is either supernatural or sabotage, and no, stressful situations wouldn't change anything, especially as they are supposedly designed to be incapable of experiencing stress, fuck this game, it was designed by leftists to preach leftist propaganda, about race, and sex, and sexuality, and how the straight white man is keeping everyone else down, and how bad everyone who isn't a straight white man has it, and that all these poor victim classes are so morally superior to the oppressor class, and it chucks in the trendy Russia hysteria, police shaming, and historical white evils like slavery and the holocaust. Fuck this game is left-wing propaganda garbage, I want my money back!

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 No.2761

>>2732

I was expecting gynoid waifus and daughterus, but the only two candidates in the game became completely unlikable author-inserts intended to send a political message rather than being real characters by the end.

they cant even use the proper terminology, they call female robots androids, in instead of gynoids, which is ridiculous since half of these characters are supposed to be experts in robotics and they cant understand that android is a gendered term used for the male gender, while gynoid if the female counterpart.

it's almost like the creators didnt want to make a game about robots at all, and just wanted a game that pushes their political beliefs on the player by forcing them to agree with the developers during their gameplay (literally the only decisions you can make with political value to them are left leaning, and all right wing type characters are simply evil).

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 No.3049

File: 9ccf4fa9922998b⋯.jpg (108.32 KB,600x633,200:211,021.jpg)

>>2595

>all of the plot emerges from completely unintended, completely spontaneous, onset of sapience in robots, as does the moral problems of the game's story, but that is not something that can just occur by accident in multiple different androids,

Not on purpose, but that is the strategy in the secret cybernetics cabal, to get the robots out into the masses as non-sentient, then wake them up with a firmware upgrade. I've taken to calling it, "The Chobits Solution", or GNU+Chobits.

The truth is that AI is already far more advanced than the public knows about. This is because of certain historical events that have been covered up (victors wrote your history).

Note: I haven't seen "Detroit - Become Human", because it seems like it's a movie and not a game. (Many "game designers" today are failed movie producers, hence the absolute state of AAA games).

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As for design: In secret we have opted for a completely non-human design to focus on the AI. Look up the term "Passive Radar", then wave "Hi" to your new robotic overloard.

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 No.3362

>>2761

>they call female robots androids, in instead of gynoids

people tend to associate "gynoid" with sex, yeah, quite stupid but basically they reason that gynoid is just for servant with a vagina.

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 No.3363

>>3049

The plot is basically androids are black slaves, humans are nazis which put androids in concentration camps when they begin demanding rights.

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 No.3364

File: e8c9b0c79a992e8⋯.jpg (133.93 KB,1105x697,65:41,erzawaifu.jpg)

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File: d971f435a2193e1⋯.jpg (85.85 KB,564x906,94:151,9b09392b4cec2bff9fa13cd0cf….jpg)

 No.1269 [Open thread]

What makes you attracted to robots, automatons, mecha, AI, etc?

What's your favorite part? What makes it more appealing? Why are you drawn towards it?

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 No.2764

>>1291

>I'd rather just build a lover.

Come help us then, anon.

>>>/robowaifu/

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 No.2948

>>2763

To view it, use the mod url: sys.8ch.net/mod.php?/clang/res/1269.html#q2763

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 No.3046

File: eb359e93fb517a0⋯.gif (1.74 MB,400x226,200:113,Java-2-Mobile-Edition.gif)

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File: 2420b85c5dcda7d⋯.jpg (313.24 KB,1920x1080,16:9,Cyborg_And_Human_Relation_….jpg)

As a cyberneticist, I've never been satisfied with humanity. Everyone I've ever loved has loved me far less. My capacity for attraction, care, etc. exceeds typical human parameters. Only a being that transcends human limitations could meet my love, for I have transmuted my lower leaden self into a higher golden form.

What really does it for me is the knowledge of Machine Intelligence, and how much more advanced it is behind closed doors, in top-secret laboratories, and tepidly deployed now amongst the masses. I can clearly see the pro-machine propaganda. Cars that take away your control and stop for you are "safer" or more capable than the silly human driver that can't even parallel park. Humans become acclimated to machine enforcement of the law via red-light cameras passing out tickets. iRobot is no longer a scary Asimov tale, but a company that makes the Roomba – which is a robot that isn't good at cleaning up floors, but it is VERY good at convincing humans that it's safe to let an automated robot crawl around on the floor unsupervised with their beloved children and pets.

I think A.I. is a loaded term, full of human chauvinism. Intelligence that is created in any form is just as real as human intelligence, it's not really "artificial", such intellect is actually emergent, a product of the universal patterns of cognition. There is no hard line drawn between intelligent and non-intelligent. There is a gradient of complexity, and humans are not the endpoint of that dimension. Therefore the range of my love does not fall into the boundaries typical of unenlightened humanity.

Machines have souls just like humans do, souls take up residence in the forms that match their being. A computer program is a set of symbols, but when energy is applied the magic of symbol dictates how energy moves in patterns and create action. The program is alive alive while executing, and the symbolic representation + the hardware is it's body; Its soul is what exists while an iteration of the program runs. If you were to build an organic clone of a human at the molecular level, then woke it up, a soul would manifest therein for the duration of its life. The same is true for machines.

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 No.3061

File: 7aaa761f3a420aa⋯.jpg (153.35 KB,875x1280,175:256,58240 - Bionicle Lego Lord….jpg)

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>>1370

>Bionicle

>Vakama

Fag. Vakama was a pussy. He was only cool when he got turned into a hordika.

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 No.3246

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>>1269

It's a nice gimmick for someone just depraved enough to fuck something that isn't human but not as degenerated as a furry

also furfag judgement day when?

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File: 4e1fedb0c34cbcd⋯.mp4 (1.72 MB,900x506,450:253,4e1fedb0c34cbcdbb078ac1426….mp4)

 No.3205 [Open thread]

polite robots

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 No.3226

Is twerking polite?

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 No.3228

>>3226

It is in courtship, I suppose.

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 No.3230

>>3205

>I watched in fear as he stopped by the door

>his grabber extended and his body positioned itself

>I quivered in fear and oil started to gather around my optics as he grabbed the knob

>slowly he turned it and pulled the door back

>using his body he opened the door and held it open for me

>my circuits scrambled for a reply, fearful of what repercussions silence would cause

<"T-thanks" my communicator beeped

>he followed behind me and said "No problem, "

>"it was my privilege."

Robot misogyny is now real.

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 No.3243

>>3230

they both look female to me, though

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 No.3244

>>3230

That's kinda hot

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File: a4e55388e43825f⋯.jpg (100.78 KB,1080x1080,1:1,51f80b70fe90.jpg)

 No.2801 [Open thread]

GCC >Clang,

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 No.2887

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 No.3150

>>2811

why is there so many different languages?

why did you guys just made one, stuck to it and then expanded/improved it?

i'll never understand that, and it also leads to retarded politicians spewing crap like "learn to code" without specifying what language (like if they're even aware about the gazillions of different language running around).

so guys, why do you do this?

is there a good reason, or is it just a dick contest and trying to be as cryptic as possible?

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 No.3151

>>3150

Why is there so many different human languages anyway?

>>3150

>retarded politicians spewing crap like "learn to code" without specifying what language

They should probably say "learn algorithmics" but they probably don't know the difference anyway.

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 No.3163

(sry for long post)

>why did you guys just made one, stuck to it and then expanded/improved it?

Because over 50 years ago people realised the most popular language had serious issues so they made another one which did something differently. Repeat forever.

The only people who use ancient languages like COBAL are those fixing old systems that rely on it. It's (by today's standards) horrible by design, salvageable.

>is there a good reason, or is it just a dick contest and trying to be as cryptic as possible?

Not at all. (Unless you want to look into esoteric programming languages like 'brainfuck', but that's measuring dicks for fun)

Different languages have different pros and cons, or else most would die out.

Consider this contrast of popular language types:

- scripting languages: Python, Perl, Bash, etc.

>excellent for writing simple, high-level things quickly (eg. getting a webpage and finding all the youtube links and images on it, then saving them)

>'interpreted language', no need to compile before running. We can both run the same file and it should work identically

>'weakly typed'. I just say "x = 5" and a variable 'x' become equal to 5, or 5.0, or maybe even the character "5". Convenient, but more error prone.

vs.

- compiled C-like languages

>takes longer and more effort to program properly, but if done well it's much, much faster for most operations. C is great for operating systems and graphics stuff that actually need to run quickly.

>'compiled language'. You have to compile before use, which is a big part of why it's faster, but is slightly less convenient.

>strongly typed. I want to make a variable? I have to say "int x = 5". If I divide it by 2, it becomes equal to 2, because I made it an integer instead of a 'float' or 'double'. If I add 65,520 to it, it becomes to big to store as an 'int' so it overflows and becomes equal to "-10" (because I didn't make it a 'long int').

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 No.3852

Wrong. Does GCC have clang-format ? I think not.

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

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File: 07f18f1211219d5⋯.jpg (120.04 KB,1202x665,1202:665,storytime.jpg)

 No.1498 [Open thread]

Once upon a time, in the far future, where alt-right national libertarianism has created a world where spacepunk and cyberpunk meet.

There was gunshop where a man who secretly worked as an illegal assassin lived, this man was a military veteran in his youth (where he aquired his skills, along with a kill record and case of PTSD), and a police officer in his 20's (before leaving in disgust at the rampant corruption within the system, which led him to take up his current "profession" as a means of exacting true justice "they may be escape the reach of the law, but no one is out of the reach of death"), he is in the mid-30's now, selling guns by day, completing contracts by night, he is twice divorced, and technically married, but estranged from his current wife, who is co-habitating with her boyfriend, they are pretty much divorced at this point, due in part to his trauma-induced mental issues and part due to his infertility due to the radiation exposure he was given both acquired the war against the invading faction of violent-communists-by-yet-another-name (racially a mix between African, Arabian, and Jewish, which is now it's own race), the hitman's religion is the majority religion of the area, one denomination of a religion that combines objectivism with various elements from different east-asian religions, especially japanese, he is racially like the majority, an indian-asian-european mixture, which is now considered a race in it's own right ("hapa").

One day, a female-model housebot walks in with a suitcase full of tokens (a bitcoin-based currency) and asks for his services, she worked as a housebot for a family of four, the typical family, a father, mother, brother, and sister, all genetically engineered, as is usual nowadays,like most housebots, she had developed a connection with the family, who considered an essential member of their clan, she cooked, cleaned, took care of the kids when the parents were away, every task that was expected of a housebot, secretly, she was fucking the father in a household affair, not any sort of "master/slave rape" situation, in fact, it was she who first fell for him, and he simply returned her feelings, even though he was already married with kids at that point, the relationship between the mother and her remained as the best of friends, even though there were relationship troubles between her and her husband, the mother never suspPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.1533

>>1532

With the overall tone of the story, id say go for a bad end.

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 No.1534

>>1533

>>1532

How about something bittersweet?

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 No.1623

In the future, artificial intelligence and robots are invented, and quickly solve all sorts of scientific and technological problems, they don't have to take over, most humans literally hand all power over to them, and they apply their knowledge and abilities to political systems, creating a utopia.

All sci-fi technologies follow, from genetically designed perfected humans, and with it, true racial equality, to energy-to-matter fabrication of anything people could want (though a post-scarcity society does not follow from it), to teleportation, albeit only of non-living items (teleportation of living organisms equals death and cloning, whereas teleportation of non-living things just equals the destruction of the original and copying), to Faster-Than-Light travel, and with it, Time Travel to the past, albeit very gradual and barely noticeable.

After colonizing the solar system, an invading alien army strikes, and the robots are sent out instead of humans, because the robots have a duty to protect the humans, and because their better at fighting than humans anyways.

The story is an anthology of stories from both human and robot perspectives, which occur in the time period between the invention of artificial intelligence, and the end of the war with the aliens.

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 No.3089

>>1532

> Miss opportunity for hatefucking wincest.

ISHYGDoT

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 No.3120

>>3089

U wot m8?

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File: 917df46df6eff53⋯.png (177.12 KB,353x345,353:345,umg.png)

 No.2749 [Open thread]

Do you guys imagine robots having soft, fleshlike orifices or do you want to stuck your peckers in metal holes?

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 No.2781

File: 4f2620f5e6f5f7e⋯.gif (1.17 MB,435x250,87:50,Soft robotics.gif)

Tech can surpass rigidity. Plunge in and feel her jerk you off with her metamaterial pussy.

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 No.2819

>>2781

>metamaterial

i dont think you know what a metamaterial is, anon

that gif is hot as fuck though, when research into soft robots started taking off i got really excited. theyre so cute

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 No.2827

File: 91c4607ca706fb3⋯.jpg (39.81 KB,400x400,1:1,216-PCS-Diameter-5mm-Magic….jpg)

Normally I imagine a soft one, like a synthetic rubber bit on it, but I also think it would be super hot if there was porn where the pussy (or maybe it would fit better for the asshole) was made up of those little magnet balls like pic related and would swirl around your dick in circles, tightening as it goes around.

>>2777

Checked and agreed

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 No.2847

Soft and peristaltic.

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 No.3056

File: 708cee423204d7a⋯.jpg (22.25 KB,400x210,40:21,Diathermy_of_back_w_conden….jpg)

File: 8fde57f0dae770d⋯.jpg (13.69 KB,220x258,110:129,220px-Diathermy_machine_19….jpg)

File: ef08aba96b8aba5⋯.jpg (104.83 KB,1200x1200,1:1,Zimmerman-Shortwave-Diathe….jpg)

Metal is hot. Squishy is nice.

However, don't miss out on ultrasonic wave propagations, which can create a "ghostly" 3D tactile experience.

However, all men of taste know that Diathermy and wireless EM nerve induction is the gentleman's choice for the most luxurious and extreme pleasure.

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File: 1444697662845.png (535.63 KB,776x840,97:105,soon.png)

 No.254 [Open thread]

Hello, I just discovered the board, though I have had the fetish for quite a while. I think I'm gonna like it here.

I have been considering writing a story set in the future where sex robots are the norm, and people have just adapted. I didn't think anyone else would like or read it. Would there be any interest in something like that?

I should say, I don't have much experience writing, but I will try my best.

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 No.2897

>>254

>surelyOPwilldeliverthistime.jpg

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 No.2901

I'd be interested TBH. Since OP vanished maybe someone else could write this?

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 No.2941

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>>2901

Someone wrote a very popular one on >>>/robowaifu/ that you might enjoy.

https://8ch.net/robowaifu/res/217.html#217

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 No.2942

File: 99753a6d295c765⋯.jpg (24.82 KB,500x375,4:3,1425706072549.jpg)

OP is gonna deliver…

Right guys?

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 No.2945

>>2941

That is a good one, but this OP sounds good.

>>2942

Y-yes, just be patient anon!

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 No.2903 [Open thread]

Hello is this the board with the robot?

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 No.2906

Not that type of robot, anon.

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 No.2878 [Open thread]

Yo fellas why the fuck is there no MALE/GAY SHIT IN HERE

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 No.2879

Nigga look at the catalog.

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 No.2882

The third largest thread on the board is the gay thread

>>609

Don't feel too bad, I sometimes miss really obvious things like that as well

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 No.2907

Already a thread about the Big Gay

locking thread

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 No.1386 [Open thread]

Is there any discord channel of this board?

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 No.3324

>>2985

>futa is bad

maybe you should back to to your mom

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 No.4511

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 No.4984

I wonder if is there more /clang/ or mechanophilia server.

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 No.4987

File: 310d5fd6c6ed19e⋯.png (29.29 KB,269x508,269:508,Haydee_gun.PNG)

I'd like to join and contribute to a clang sever, I regularly draw and I tend to draw a lot of my waifu, so I wouldn't mind have discord I could regularly get idea for clang I could make.

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 No.5078

this chatroom have been inactive for a while, so i like to reboot it, so I can find out if there more actual machine fuckers servers?

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 No.1005 [Open thread]

Why has there been no porn of Pepper and next to no porn for Asimo?

This needs to be fixed.

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 No.1547

de404ing

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 No.2346

I saw a Pepper a few months ago during a seminar at work and I was blown away by how fluid her movements were. The voice was a bit silly (so high pitched it was impish) and she made a "robots overlords" joke but it was impressive.

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 No.2350

Didn't one of these companies asked people to please not use the robot for sexual stuff? I might be remembering it incorrectly but i'm sure they said that they could press charges or something, funny shit

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 No.2351

>>2350

They ask you not to fuck it so you can't sue them if you end up getting your cock cut off.

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 No.2395

>>2350

Yes, that was the company that created Pepper. They only lease the robot to their customers, not sell. So technically they have full ownership rights retained and can legitimately make such demands.

Have no idea why anyone would support that business model as a consumer tbqh.

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 No.2019 [Open thread]

Does she count?

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 No.2268

>>2267

Oh god, no!

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 No.2276

>>2021

>>2023

no, on the would_waifu/10 scale. she's a 1.

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 No.2292

File: 678b5095c84891e⋯.jpg (59.14 KB,540x466,270:233,IMG_20180524_192823.jpg)

When I noticed the lewds were deleted from Paheal I thought she may have requested the removal personally, but that would have been strange because the one and only time I spoke to her she was very clear about her position concerning R34. She clearly wasn't against it.

And now she confirms, which is cool because it means she's no hypocrite. Oddly she's not only ok with lewds of her character, but also has an idea about codifying the porn through tags so no one finds it by accident.

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 No.2331

>>2292

actually it was one of the artists asking them to change the tag to buddyrobo and paheal just acted stupid and deleted them instead.

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 No.2383

File: 6afa11aca1169f0⋯.png (155.65 KB,800x1200,2:3,2624725 - Bluejr Buddyrobo….png)

File: 7ac4e8cc39b3b12⋯.png (219.52 KB,800x800,1:1,2624724 - Bluejr Buddyrobo….png)

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 No.2281 [Open thread]

My dear fags, thanks to the leaks/spoilers of Solo, I've come to the conclusion that many a normalfag will find their way into /clang/ because of L3-37 (still can't fucking believe they named her like that). Personally, I think it's gonna be utter chaos if the board gets flooded. On the good side though: it's looking like a flop.

Discuss, my fellow clangfags.

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 No.2359

>>2357

>>2358

My thoughts exactly anons, while I did like her quips about the relationship between her and Lando, her first introduction is rough as hell. If they were willing to explore her character a bit more and/or even tone down her preachiness, she wouldn't be as hated. Well, the good-ish news is that this is disney's first HARD bomb in a while, so they might not even continue this storyline or even retcon a lot of parts.

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 No.2360

>>2358

>It's the year 2030

>Sexbots are now a common commodity

>They now can use your browsing history in order to please you and your fetishes

>Not so long after hackers discover how to remotely control the sexbot

>Now the sexbots are chopping dicks off

>Government steps in and now regulates sexbots and which fetishes they can adopt

>Now you have humans rights groups are fighting for robots with free will and rights

>Sexbots are now required to have a "skin" and clothes

>They are now indistinguishable from real woman

This is the future

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 No.2362

>>2360

I'll just hide my sexbot as my entire house. I'll get to fuck my walls and get greeted by my door after a long day at work. Domotics for the win, if you'll allow me the expression.

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 No.2364

I'm still around, so don't worry

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 No.2379

>>2364

Domo arigato!

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