/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

You get +1 year for every decade you've lived. Use Give Longevity on yourself for +4 more years and maybe pick something sensible like languages and you'll come out ahead.

Gentlemen, although this CYOA was clearly made with the intent of subverting eternal life, it was (un?)fortunately poorly crafted as a prevention mechanism. For within the realms of Magic the Gathering lie immortality in a multitude of flavors. So too could you find immortality with the Heart of Lorkhan in Morrowind, or if you weren't so fortunate, there are other avenues in Skyrim, Cyrodil or the planes of Oblivion. It would even be possible to achieve CHIM and therefore true, perfect godhood.

>>13015

It's good to see you're still around, pokebro.

>>11233

>being a huge fag

>>11233

>ravioli ravioli

>weebscucks get fucked by futa loli

>>14698

>third image

>Iron Fists

The Iron Hands really can never catch a break can they?

>>14698

>Salamander (25 points total)

Vulkan lives! *stomp stomp*

>Ossmodula deviancy (35)

As if the skin and eyes we inherited didn't make us look bad enough

>Uncanny presence (45)

It's a lot harder to make friends like our parent chapter does, but we still try to be nice

>Partially compliant (55)

It has some good ideas, but it's far from a perfect guide

>Stable (60)

All I'm going to say about this is that my opinion of the grey knights used to be higher

>Deathworld (70)

We call it Cipactli. Once upon a time it was said that the planet's surface was an eternally hungry crocodile with infinite mouths, and that if not regularly fed sacrifices the many mouths would open and swallow the entire populace. The truth is that it just has an obscene amount of volcanoes

>mountain citadel (60)

The largest "mouth" of the beast has since become our monastery and main forge

>Parent chapter favors us (55)

We're all together in the hunt for vulkan's relics

>Ecclesiarchy has a grudge(65)

We look and feel too demonic for their tastes. I guess they just happened to miss every battle we've ever fought in the name of the Emperor

>Inquisition has a grudge (85)

I believe I already mentioned the grey knights earlier

>Militarum favors us (80)

It took a while, I'll be honest. But there comes a time in every battle where reinforcements are reinforcements.

>Navy is neutral (80)

We haven't really interacted enough for opinions to form one way or another. We know we're on the same side, and that seems to be enough

>Mechanicus favPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>14698

>Parent chapter

>If chapter isn't listed below, use other/unknown

>Dark Angels are lumped in with the traitors

Ha, but no. Loyal son of Lion El'Jonson

THE ONLY KIND THERE IS

>Flaws

Uncanny presence

Many chapters have been known to go missing after coming into contact with the Fallen

Dark Angels wearing archaic battle plate and wielding Heresy era weapons.

Most often, the chapter has been nearby when these disappearances occur.

>Codex compliance

Partially compliant

Like our founding chapter, we maintain a contingent of terminators and bikers for special combat operations.

>Chapter strength

Stable

Our chapter has taken some losses during the hunt for the Fallen xenos and heretics

>Home world

Fleet based

Just as our parent chapter has lost Caliban, so shall we deny ourselves a home save among the stars.

>Relationships

>Parent chapter

Favour

We maintain good relations with the Unforgiven, almost to the point where we share a chain of command

>Ecclesiarchy

Grudge

Firing on ecclesiastical vessels because they managed to capture a Fallen Angel certain heretic with claims of ties to the Dark Angels will do that to you.

>Inquisition

Hahahahahahahaha, Grudge.

Too many Inquisitors have gone missing investigating the nature of the prisoners we deposit at The Rock.

>Astra Militarum

Favour

>>4549

>Specialty

Tech marine. Just as adaptable as a tactical marine but with added techno magic

>Chapter

Imperial fists are the least retarded

>Events

WAAAAGH, because fuck the greenskins

Craftworld, because fuck the knife ears

Viola Sept Expansion, because fuck the blue weebs

>Archnemesis

Shas'O Vant, because he may LARP as a samura, but at least he has honor.

>Box

Open the box

Purge or party up

Free and ally with Fire Warrior Tovan, and Guardian Lyseria. Tovan is a good shot and Lyseria is support apparently

Purge or part ways

Part with Tovan under the condition that he inform his superiors that they would be better off focusing their efforts on destroying the orks, tyranids, and necrons. The empire is a brick wall, and they will only break their backs trying to move us.

Lyseria is a difficult choice. She is a filthy xeno but she appears to be sexually interested in me. If I believe I can use this to negotiate a temporary treaty with the knife ears so we can focus on fighting the necrons, orks, and tyranids I will humor her. If not she dies.

The eldar and Tau are filthy xeno scum that were made to serve mankind, or be extinguished, but they have at least SOME faculties of reason. Orks, necrons, and tyranids are incapable of being reasoned with, and must be purged immediately. Once they have been taken care of we can "negotiate" with the remaining lesser races

>>14801

The description doesn't say it won't either, and I can't imagine how it could suck ass without eating shit.

Failing that, there's the "it just works" clause when dealing with this sort of CYOA. If an option is given and isn't either clearly unintended or described with certain drawbacks, you are safe to assume "it just works". How does super speed/strength etc work without killing you? They just do. How do permanent parasites work without preventing your basic bodily functions? They just do.

>>14806

Fair point.

But… where does the parasite's poop go?

>>14531

I know op's weird shit is on the right board, but your comment made me laugh so hard that I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything.

>quality thread

really, Jim?

>>13023

Honestly, the boons seem kind of uninspired to me.

You could have made them more in theme with the setting.

>Beatrice

>Olivia

>Tara

>Mixed School

>Mansion (-2)

>Irresistable (-4)

>Bully Harem (-6)

Beatrice

>No Escape (-5)

>Impregnation (-4)

>Cuckquean (-3)

Olivia & Tara

>Spanking (-2)

>Sexual Predator (-1)

>Light Beating (0)

>>13123

I didn't make the CYOA. Just posted the update from the archive.

I wonder if anyone would actual write an adventure for this. Like an actual story to read and see how they would deal with their new bully with all the boons and bullying.

>>14834

Oh look, a necromancer.

>>14834

You want a story? You write it. No one else will bother to do it for you (unless you pay them, I guess). What we call "CYOA" around here is not a story – it's a setup for you to write it; in whatever detail you desire, limited only by your level of autism.

>>8241

>Telepathic proficiency

What's "mindflayer of a mind flayer"?

>>8219

Unbound feels perfect for playing as a loyal retainer reviving their master, potentially with a power-up. Like the servant of a god-queen reviving her as an immortal Perfect beauty with psychic powerups and such.

That'd actually make a nice history perk, 'perfect rebirth' or something like that.

>>5167

>Age

Billion year old. mommy gf here we come.

>Species

Red with maximum shinyness

>Sex organs

Demonic cock if I'm already making a demon I might as well go all the way.

>Treatment

Like a mother

>Infernal contrracts

Contract of worship, not to tip my fedora, but that one wouldn't change much for me

Contract of love, worth it since the only people I care about are my parents and they don't care about me anyways

Contract of chastity, what do I need my dick out for during the day?

Contract of matrimony, she ain't got a womb but this way combined with the contract of love life in hell won't be that bad

Contract of submission, wouldn't say no to anything anyways

>Binding points

Rings, a few on her fingers, a few on her toes. all gold, no jewels

Tattoo of some ancient demonic language on her left buttcheek going up her back a bit

Bodysuit, fishnets are the shit

Mini Dress long enough to almost, but not quite cover her cock. Also it doesn't completely cover the ass tattoo

Buttplug with a shiny red jewel on it

>Asset exchange

Butt and Breasts for obvious reasons.

>Anniversary gift

Homecoming. It'll get me used to Hell for when that contract of matrimony takes effect, and maybe she has a cute sister or something that'd be open to a threesome. And if she's got a brother he might be a cool guy to have a beer with once I get stuckPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>Age

Million year old

> Species

Red

>Sex organs

Demonic cock

>Treatment

Like a Queen

>Infernal contracts

Equality

Cuckolding

Submission

Bondage

>Asset exchange

Genitalia

Horns

Breats

Butt

>Binding points

Pitchfork

Chains

Minidress

High heels

>Anniversary

Castle

>>5167

If you take Second Blood as an anniversary gift, will the second succubus give you an anniversary gift as well?

>million years old

>purple

>both

>mother

>love,equality,submission,time,puppetry

>corset,tattoos,stockings,choker,chains,buttplug

>height,age,genetalia,butt,breast,horns

>second blood

>million years old

>purple

>both

>queen

>love,equality,submission,time,puppetry

>corset,tattoos,stockings,chains,pitch fork,hair band

> height,age,genetalia,butt,breast,horns

>castle

>>5167

Hundred Year Old

Angel

Demonic Pussy

Like a Daughter

Contract of Matrimony

Ring

Age

Salvation

>>14699

Nice impossible to read font

>>14786

It's called cursive you slut. Learn to read.

>>14699

1st year: alana, lyra, noreen and nomi

2nd year: Poppy

3rd year: celise, suki

4th year: cadence,rosalie

5st year: blanche, eilin

6th year: olive

7th year: hessa, jane, quinn

head: ms leatherbarrow

headmistress: adventure pals

>>14699

>Kelis (13 more girls to pick)

Shortstack! Woo!

>Alana (12)

It pretty much says you have to take her, but I would've anyway

>Noreen&Nomi (11)

Adventure!

>Lyra (10)

The setup of this cyoa doesn't really give much room for jealous girls like Marissa (cat rp girl)

>Celise (9)

Sounds like a fun little game. I wonder how she'd react to waking up with me still with her?

>Cadence (8)

I'm not one for fisting or prostate play, but everything else about her makes it sound worth it

>Dabria (7)

Feels kinda bad, but there's something to be said about having a personal servant like her.

>Rosalie (6)

Kinda surprising it took so long to get to a "motherly" acting girl. Free good food is a big bonus too

>Emily (5)

No bully!

<5st year? Seriously? at least the second two fixes it

>Blanche (4)

Of my other choices that I'm fucking, the vast majority are ones that actively seek me out for an explicit purpose: Rosalie wants to cook, the twins want to explore, even with lyra who just wants sex for the sake of sex it's because she's cursed. I will never have to ask anybody for sex, so she shouldn't have any reason to get made at me. Plus I think her true form would be pretty cute (even if I'm still gonna ask her to transform into various builds and such)

>Eilin (3)

And here's a girl that I actually might consider actually asking. I'm curious about her pure wolf form, though, and it's not something that'd be serious like with blanche anyway

>Ines (2)

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>>14694

How come every time I see a cuckquean mentioned in a CYOA they get it wrong?… Cuckquean is the one getting cucked (as in, the female counterpart of a cuckold), the one they keep describing is a vixen.

>>14695

>blacks

You'd think a racist CYOA about enslaving negroes (in XXI century, somehow) would call them 'niggers' but no, we're going with the tame PC wording. I mean, how is that even supposed to make any sense, in setting or even IRL for the author? There's no point in trying to cover his ass in this context so all it's really doing is losing authenticity. Then again, by the end it seems to devolve in semi-blatant black supremacy rhetoric…

…And, speaking of authenticity, most of these women are only part black. Or is the point here that they're capturing citizen off the streets as slaves? This is rather confusing as there's SJW mentioned (thus, modern day) but there doesn't seem to be any legal problems with becoming a slaver in the setting…

>>14694

15

worker house: bunkhouse -2

main house: large house -4

buildings: stable -2, barn -1, green house -2, workshop -2, brothel, -1, garden -1,

25

workers: shaka-3 (labour) , jamal-1 (labour), darius-3 (labour), precious-3(pleasure+maid), raven-3(pleasure+sing), shanice-3(pleasure), tiara-3(pleasure+tailoring), diamond-3(pleasure+maid), kisha-3 (chef+pleasure), nia-3(labour)(girl of darius) and last is wlilie who will be maria personal pet -2

fields: cofee(shakax3), grapes(jamalx1+dariusx2), coton (jamalx1+niax2)

rewards: food, sex, rest, gifs

punishments: scolding, lashing, rape, branding

foremen: luke, joanna, maria

relics:whip(free), medaillon of protection(free), rhinoceros horn (-3)

drawbacks: blm +4

>>14607

Part 2

>Navigation: Mutant Navigator

I've no idea how the sergeant managed to trace down an actual bona fide navigator, and I've no intention of asking. He (she? … it?) is an absolute freak even for a mutant, not even sure you'd call it human at this point. But, it works, my ship can fly like the wind, and all the navigator wanted in return was 'enough food to grow fat, a soft bed, and a dozen female slaves (to be replaced as needed)'. Yeah, it's easier to just think of the navigator as part of the machinery.

>Target: The Inner Core

Well, not too inner, obviously. We mainly stick to the fringe of the core worlds, where it's still colonies and rural settlements rather than a full blown Hive. Their PDFs have all taken at least a little damage or had units seconded to the guard (and never heard from again, poor bastards) so they're easy enough to hit. When we start running out of fringe targets we may have to go deeper in and face some real opposition, but that's a long way away and the cogitator says it has some ideas, so I'm not too worried about that yet.

>Nemesis: Warriors of the 9

It seems funny sometimes, but we ran from a war with those heretical lunatics only to find their cousins are our biggest problem out here. They haven't worked out where we're based, and I hope they never do, but they're doing their best to strike the ship when it's out on a job. They've even managed to hide a few platoons of sleepers in one of the sets of slaves we picked up - that one got messy. It might be worth putting the slaving on hold for a while and focusing on giving them a bloody enough nose that they'll leave us alone - but aren't Chaos cults what the Inquisition are for? When did that become our job?

>Romance: Vat Born

It's odd. All of the vat brats we print out are the same pattern. Some big, muscly, square shouldered bastard who looks like he should be at least half space marine. But one day a single one of the vats decants this gorgeous, soft, willowy teenage girl who takes one look at me and falls to her knees tellPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>employers

Dark Eldar. Use dead drops and minimise contact, and always be on guard

>submission method

force. the old fashioned way

>origin

pirates

>military

pirates (x4)

Kabalite warrior (x1)

>ship

Morallian assault vessel

>port

lunar base

>lieutenant

the technician

>crew

Hereteks

>navigation method

mutant navigator

>target

space. target refugee and picket ships.

>nemesis

chapter master moriander

>romances

Merchant. i'd see her as the same really, doesn't mean we can't have a good time of it

>quests

the inquisitor. a favour from an inquisitor is basically a get out of jail free card.

the luna wolves. let them handle the bulk of the demons while we come in from behind. hammer and anvil. this is far too fascinating to pass up. technology? information? all relevent to our interests.

>>14583

>Employers

The Forces of Chaos. Greater pay, greater risk, although I could find rivals to work with should my current employers betray me.

>Submission Method

Force.

>Origin

Marauders

>Military

Chaos Cultists x2

Feral Warriors x2

>Ships

Persephone Colony Ship, undetectable to the naked eye, helping us be able to enter civilized space without greater casualties.

>Port

Nomadic

>Lieutenant

The Warlord, a young man I aided while fighting warring tribes.

>Crew

Hereteks

>Navigation Methods

Daemonic Guides

>Target

Dead worlds

>Nemesis

Chapter Master Moriander

>Romances

The Torturer

>Quests

The High Lord, and the Luna Wolves

>>14522

>Also, why barely anyone puts "drawbacks", "challenges", and "enemies" choices at the beginning of their CYOAs? Would it not be more convenient if the adventurer had to assign the bonus points as he starts, without the need to readjust everything as he gets the bonus points later?

In many cases the order doesn't matter as you won't know what you can or cannot deal with until you've seen all the options (for instance, I normally wouldn't pick a drawback that forces me to flash others, but if I can get a normality perk that prevents social consequences then such drawback may be acceptable).

Anyway, making a build involves cross-referencing and doing multiple passes if you're doing it properly, so the content itself is of more importance than the order it's presented in.

>>14522

>choose up to X

This is also point-based, just more primitive (single point type, and every option costs 1 point).

Point systems are a tool in CYOA making. Having multiple point types and complex cost/gain system allows for making more engaging games and giving the players more freedom in build-making. But of course, it doesn't do any good if the CYOA itself sucks; so make sure to concentrate on making something fun first and foremost.

>>14522

>Would anyone here play a huge mecha-focused CYOA?

Yes

>Should I get autistic by introducing stats if nobody will use my CYOA for tabletop gaming or RPing anyway?

No

>Also, what do you anons think of point-based CYOAs? Do you think that they are superior to the strict "choose up to X" types or they are too complicated and give the adventurers too much freedom?

It depends on the choices, 9/10 I prefer the "Choose up to X" types, but if you know what you're doing then a point system can work.

>Is making and posting 2 different versions (simple and complicated) of a single CYOA a good idea?

Well it's not a bad one.

>Also, why barely anyone puts "drawbacks", "challenges", and "enemies" choices at the beginning of their CYOAs?

Because they're retarded.

I would love a pokemon CYOA. Don't know if you have ideas already but the kind I want the most is where you can make your own pokemon or eeveelution with options of choosing your design as a trainer, job, and locations.

>>14533

That guy is a little bitch boy and catering to him would be gay. Don't recommend people supply furfags with fetish material.

>>14672

(would also try to save the 'Nam Collective, because cooky space trolls are more fun than universe-hopping empress whores)

>>14031

>I will use Words become Flesh with Bare Soul to make (((succubbus))), them spread them around

Shouldn't that be Succubi? you know they would be

>>14031

>Shard has the most options (1greater psy or physical, 1 lesser psy, 3 lesser any)

That's not correct. The latter two have a net gain of one lesser. Fragment is 1GP, 2LPA, 2LPN, 1LP/PN and Whole has 1GP, 1G[Any], 5L[Any] + Improved Metamorphosis and Mutation but with one extra drawback (effectively canceling out the 1G[Any], but because drawbacks work the way they do, this is actually like getting 1 lesser and 1 greater).

This means the breakdowns are:

Sliver: 1G,4L

Shard: 1G, 4L

Fragment: 1G, 5L

Whole: 2G, 5L, Other goodies, One drawback

You're better off being somewhat inconvenienced with size, so far as power acquisition is concerned. If you won't miss one singular lesser power then I suppose you could be small. Perhaps you meant it had the best spread. If so, I apologize for misinterpreting but even then Whole has "5 lessers, doesn't matter" and the mandatory second greater is a wildcard as well so that's huge spread. Perhaps you meant "most options (after eliminating sizes that are xbox hueg)".

>>14570

(60)

home settlement size: 2500 souls

settlement racial makeup:

-terrana -2 (augment libido -1, augment propensity for homosexuality -1, augment optimization of muscle appearance -2)

-felkit-3 (augment libido -1, augment propensity for homosexuality -1)

-Elduni-4 (augment libido -1)

-gelnik-3 (augment propensity for homosexuality -1)

settlement Lightning: solar pannel -1

ambient temperature: 70

building practice: pragmatic -1

bonuses:

medical station -4, eternal spring -3, multipurpose room -1, amphitheater -1, holiday feast -2, avian library -3

occasional shipment from valence:

stapple supplies -2, trend items -3, spare technology -2, medical supplies -3, new arrivals -2.

Me:

race: terrana

looks: tomboyish

age: 18

personal artifacts:

exel-gear -2, suggestive riffle -2, bardic omnitool -2, LAZR-300 -2, survival pack -2, comfy sweater -2

>>10724

Man with a hand fetish kills people with explosions. It's up to a marine biologist, an idiot, a midget, a japanese comic book artist, an old man, and said old man's biological son to stop him. Said son is the marine biologist's uncle, even though the son is only sixteen. The invisible baby is never seen again.

Also known as Jojo's bizarre adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable. It's really fucking good.

>>10725

>>10728

Thanks, weebs

>>10674

Being paranoic about losing is is a good thing. You wouldn't want to lose those, would ya?

>Dryad

Grown a nice farm, fuck a dryad and get immune to disease.

>Hidden Library

Learning is fun!

>Technomantic

On top of fixing my shit, I will be able to make games like I always wanted.

>Gaius Julius Caesar

Objectively the best.

A somewhat decent CYOA in an reddit ocean of degeneracy. Good thread OP.