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2bdb73 No.28940 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]

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c886b0 No.458846

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7f7d02 No.458890 [Open Thread]

can you infiltrate my social

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5705d1 No.458877 [Open Thread]

Venting, here to chat with like minded patriots ✝️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Right next door to this "supermarket" Halal butcher Islamic cancer is a Turkish restaurant. Opposite is a Turkish Barbershop then next to that is a "convenience store" run by Muslims. The Islamic Colonisation of the UK and great replacement of the indigenous white British natives is going on so rapidly. Makes me very chuffing angry. I don't think the UK really can wait til 2029 with the next general election. I'm voting for UKIP, chuff the flip flopping Reform Party. Advance UK are decent but the UK needs a party like UKIP in power, their leader Nick Tenconi is the only political leader who is fiercely critical of evil that is Islam. Protests and demonstrations can only do so much. Anyone else in the UK would be good to hear from you 👊

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4c61e5 No.458878

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UKip don't stand a chance of winning.

The best we're going to get is Reform. Nigel will get rid of the browns.

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5a4942 No.458887

>>458877

It's disgusting, "the great replacement is fake" meanwhile:

i doubt we'd win the 2028 elections and by 2029 i doubt anything will change, It's been like this for years and its far worst than everyone thinks it is. Some advice, get a section 1 firearms permit. In case one of them tries to break into your home or worst.

Additional:

I don't understand how people don't see this as an issue, their culture is vastly different they come from a background where women and kids are theses to use and abuse without care, their religions are dirty, sexual and abusive towards women and anyone who doesn't do what you say, they lack basic common awareness and they avoid integrating with the people of the nation they move into, they form their own small communities where oddly enough a majority of them have been outed for holding massive grooming gangs of immigrant ethnicity I.e.,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scan

dal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aylesbury_child_sex_abuse_ring

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banbury_child_sex_abuse_ring

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_child_sex_abuse_ring

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derby_child_sex_abuse_ring

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_child_sex_abuse_ring

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huddersfield_grooming_gang

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5a4942 No.458888

>>458887

Sorrell Leczkowski (14, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Georgina Callander (18, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Kelly Brewster (32, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Alison McIver (45, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Lisa Roussos (49, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Jane Tweddle (51, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Ellen Menezes (26, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Michelle Heffernan (42, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Megan Hurley (15, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Emma Henderson (42, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Ivan Brody (22, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Morgan Warner (20, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Courtney Boyle (19, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Philip Biernacki (36, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

John Atkinson (28, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

David Adams (42, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Chloe Rutherford (17, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Liam Curry (19, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Karl Tinsley (23, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Wendy Fawell (50, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Hayley Cropper (32, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Olivia Campbell (15, British victim of: 2017 Manchester Arena bombing)

Sébastien Bélanger (36, Canadian victim of: 2017 London Bridge attack)

Kirsty Boden (28, Australian victim of: 2017 London Bridge atPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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5a4942 No.458889

>>458888

2029*** keep getting it confused with the US :/

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304ce9 No.458886 [Open Thread]

MFLAMpEpjeiadphuSs

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65ecb9 No.458883 [Open Thread]

The Riddler: The man to bring us an American Pope.

Harry Potter: The man who frauded East Berlin.

Johnny Cage: The "put" on the market.

The Bat: Adam Sandler rises as Ra's al-Ghul.

Herman Wouk: The Kennedy Family supports legal marijuana.

Megaman MUSH: Dr. Chet is replaced by Dr. Leo.

SPECTRE: James Bond signs on to the Irish Republican Army.

Sid Mode: Robert the Bruce defeats Sid Meier.

The Joker: Bellevue studies American literary psychiatry and laws of invoice.

Umbrella: Albert Wesker defects from STARS; to save Britain.

24: Jack Bauer betrays Trump for Biden; for meat and sauce for kids; no dill pickle.

Platoon: When the machine breaks down, we break down. Isn't that right, Elon Musk.

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65ecb9 No.458884

Richardsy: Internist in charge of medical evaluations.

Juwey: Art teacher placed in evaluations of agents.

Sniper Annie: Pistols expert placed in charge of "Whitey" Bulger.

Mrs. Mouse: Hospital staff head, discharge in absentia.

Miss Toadmousse: Test designer, military dampeners.

Mister Big: Cartoons designer, POTUS #45.

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65ecb9 No.458885

Hitler was psychic, and was working for Israel.

We killed a excrementload of Arabs and their friends, for refusing to work on federal constituents orders.

We put Sweden into Israel, but Iran took over.

The Mormons.

Purges are oncoming out of Indiana station.

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ecfe0b No.458881 [Open Thread]

The O Negative Blood Type; layered over by a Tartar, an AB, never to return.

The famous lines bred into a Neanderthal mated into a midget by production; producing a tall face, then a new line, to seek his or her genetic vestment; a priesthood of blood, the sanguine.

Just like you, all of you.

With Halloween, as truth, we give you; your real faces, every All Hallowed Eve.

There are some really sick people out there.

Even you, Rasputin, AB bloodline, defrauding an O Negative victim of Turkish bigotry towards pork-rich countries outside that of the mother's gift to child. Never intended, of course, not even by the Sheeny, the Chinese-Jew; the net bearing woman in the battle.

Librarians to politicians.

Shop tenders to corporate executives.

Latrine janitors to commodores.

Teachers to police commissioners.

Dental hygienists to serial killer madmen.

Bullies to international athletes.

If one of those is your profession, outside the kinship, you know what we are capable of in our line of work.

Those last three, journalists; your canary if you need help.

The prior three, traitors to each code of initiated; gathering more, unless outside the Sigma; a Tzade, instead.

And if a Chet, then a dead line; a black man given a fiction's turn devoted to us.

I'm a Tepes; the Occult, your own observation upon literature or manual.

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ca83c2 No.458879 [Open Thread]

HZRbRLOHCgEnVqyaQ

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ca83c2 No.458880

pgWtUmSIORVHhFgPaZ

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000000 No.458876 [Open Thread]

Over time, technological products and components have been getting smaller and smaller, the iPhone 16 for example contains 16 billion transistors, drones have also been shrinking and will keep shrinking down to the microscopic scale, to a scale so small they are invisible to the naked eye and are able to enter the pores of our skin, these are called Nanobots. The media tells us these bots will be used for healthcare purposes, that they will be used to fight off diseases, maybe even stifle aging, but dont you think they could also be used to seize control our brains and muscles?, and be piloted around by the admin? We already know about the Ophiocordyceps unilateralis and its ability to possess other organisms that consume it, nanobots will be engineered with some same ability, whilst also being airborne drones. Once this is achieved we would have no way to object to this, ask yourself can you protest against the common cold? Not against vaccines or quarantines I mean literally protest against the Cold virus: you cannot see it (they're 30 nanometers in diameter), you cannot reason with it (they doesn't talk), you cannot avoid it (they travels through the air and statistically speaking; 100% of people will catch a cold in their lifetime), Nanobots will be as communicable as the cold and as nefarious as the Cordyceps.

The rise of 3D printers has given the public access to machines that can manufacture 3 dimensional structures, structures like firearms, explosives; bio-printers soon to be capable of printing diseases. The populace are now able to bear arms without licenses and other weapons that are entirely illegal.

AI has almost perfected the ability to simulate a human being, fake audio and video of someone can now be generated via a plethora of websites, this is blatant identity theft. There have been cases of prompters: impersonating others to access bank account details, creating pornographic deep fakes, generating CP. Legal evidence can now be dismissed as AI generated. To the person reading this, Your own identity is at risk of theft.

In the workforce, people: demand wages, demand time off, make mistakes, are often one-trick-ponies only knowledgeable in a specific field. AI does not suffer from these constraints, AI: demands only energy to continuPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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000000 No.458875 [Open Thread]

Over time, technological products and components have been getting smaller and smaller, the iPhone 16 for example contains 16 billion transistors, drones have also been shrinking and will keep shrinking down to the microscopic scale, to a scale so small they are invisible to the naked eye and are able to enter the pores of our skin, these are called Nanobots. The media tells us these bots will be used for healthcare purposes, that they will be used to fight off diseases, maybe even stifle aging, but couldn't they also be used to take control of the brain and muscles of the host?, and be piloted around by the administrator? We already know about the Ophiocordyceps unilateralis and its ability possess other organisms that consume it, nanobots will be engineered with the same ability, whilst also being airborne drones. Once this is achieved we would have no way to object to this, ask yourself can you protest against the common cold? Not against vaccines or quarantines I mean literally protest against the Cold virus: you cannot see it (they're 30 nanometers in diameter), you cannot reason with it (they doesn't talk), you cannot avoid it (they travels through the air and statistically speaking; 100% of people will catch a cold in their lifetime), Nanobots will be as communicable as the cold and as nefarious as the Cordyceps.

The rise of 3D printers has given the public access to machines that can manufacture 3 dimensional structures, structures like firearms, explosives; bio-printers soon to be capable of printing diseases. The populace are now able to bear arms without licenses and other weapons that are entirely illegal.

AI has almost perfected the ability to simulate a human being, fake audio and video of someone can now be generated via a plethora of websites, this is blatant identity theft. There have been cases of prompters: impersonating others to access bank account details, creating pornographic deep fakes, generating CP. Legal evidence can now be dismissed as AI generated. To the person reading this, Your own identity is at risk of theft.

In the workforce, people: demand wages, demand time off, make mistakes, are often one-trick-ponies only knowledgeable in a specific field. AI does not suffer from these constraints, AI: demands only energy to coPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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7ad090 No.458874 [Open Thread]

hi,ill have to flee the eu very soon(online hatecrime no joke)how to get to the uk without that chuffin ETA??via dublin and 'lose my passport?' can any frens help a austrianon out?input is much appreciated.

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5cc670 No.458873 [Open Thread]

Because buying IS owning

Sign #StopKillingGames

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e630d6 No.458872 [Open Thread]

Its a potential attack vector for #stopkillinggames. However, more broad to affect all digital content that we purchase. So our media can't be legally taken away post purchase.

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000000 No.458871 [Open Thread]

Over time, we have managed to shrink technology further and further down, the iPhone 16 for example contains 16 billion transistors, drones have also been shrinking, and will keep shrinking down to the microscopic scale, to a scale so small they are invisible to the naked eye and are able to enter the pores of our skin, these are called Nanobots. The media tells us these bots will be used for healthcare purposes, that they will be used to fight off diseases, maybe even stifle aging, but couldn't they also be used to take control of the brain and muscles of the host?, and be piloted around by the administrator? We already know about the Ophiocordyceps unilateralis and its ability possess other organisms that consume it, nanobots will be engineered with the same ability, whilst also being airborne drones. Once this is achieved we would have no way to object to this, ask yourself can you protest against the common cold? Not against vaccines or quarantines I mean literally protest against the Cold virus: you cannot see it (they're 30 nanometers in diameter), you cannot communicate with it (they doesn't talk), you cannot avoid it (they travels through the air and statistically speaking; 100% of adults will catch a cold in their lifetime), Nanobots will be as communicable as the cold and as nefarious as the Cordyceps.

The rise of 3D printers has given the public access to machines that can manufacture 3 dimensional structures, structures like firearms, explosives; bio-printers soon to be capable of printing diseases. The populace are now able to bear arms without licenses and other weapons that are entirely illegal.

AI has almost perfected the ability to simulate a human being, fake audio and video of someone can now be generated via a plethora of websites, this is blatant identity theft. There have been cases of prompters: impersonating others to access bank account details, creating pornographic deep fakes, generating CP, legal evidence can now be dismissed as AI generated. To the person reading this, Your own identity is at risk of theft.

In the workforce, people: demand wages, demand time off, make mistakes, are often one-trick-ponies only knowledgeable in a specific field. AI does not suffer from these constraints, AI: demands only energy to continue wPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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72ffe0 No.458870 [Open Thread]

The Online Safety Act risks free speech, privacy, and innovation with vague rules and burdens on small platforms. Repeal it for targeted laws that protect kids, respect privacy, and foster tech growth.

The Online Safety Act 2023, receiving Royal Assent on October 26, 2023, aims to protect children and adults online by imposing duties on social media companies and search services to manage illegal and harmful content. It is enforced by Ofcom, with phased implementation, including child safety duties effective from July 25, 2025. However, the act has faced significant criticism for its potential to undermine free speech, privacy, and innovation, leading to calls for its prohibition or repeal. Sign the petition:https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/735007/sponsors/new?token=V82DHhqnEA5NVGH5atVe

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777858 No.458869 [Open Thread]

Swasticar troll song. This song dedicated to those libtard Tesla vandals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or5i6IHPkiE

https://x.com/SwasticarMeme/status/1913612131385192814

Long live the swasticars!

I tried to attach the video file, but I am not sure it will let me since it is a over 400mb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or5i6IHPkiE

https://dexscreener.com/solana/474ek5YJndJzC7CtxyocVGt5byzTkGj6D61siwfBiVh9

https://swasticar.cash/

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