>>16859
What a good patient you are, being so forthright. I can't see why we couldn't fast track you to the top of the list of the human saliva trials. In no time at all you'd be subjected to a thorough and near constant treatment regimen of licks, sucking, and nibbles. Especially those feet your deranged mind seems hellbent on exposing, I see a "tonguebath" in their future.
Quite astute of you to surmise that in a high class medical institution such as ours we'd never stoop to using a crass word like worship. Patients who dabble in using such vulgar terms are very likely to be punished. You've made such progress, you don't want to be punished, to have your treatment plan returned to square one, do you?
It doesn't seem to be that counterintuitive to me, if it blasts your sanity to shreds than that just means you get to be a permanent resident of our fine asylum. And by breaking you down we can better help to put you back together again. Now should the breaking or rebuilding process go awry, there is again always the option of permanent residency.
For what it's worth though, I think we should try a variety of implements on you, a wartenberg wheel for example. You claim the human saliva treatment will be most effective, but you don't really know for sure. Wouldn't it be swell if we made a breakthrough and discovered a new way to push you to your limits, either in order to help you recover or overload your poor brain until it has a blissful meltdown?
And before you think you can get away with it, trying to indulge your mental illness by posting pictures online or bartering them for material goods is strictly forbidden. You could expect the most severe of consequences.
