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WWE Raw preview, March 5, 2018: Asuka settles the score with Nia Jax

As Asuka sets her sights on her Women’s Championship opportunity at WrestleMania, she’ll first need to battle Nia Jax again this Monday night on Raw. Will The Empress of Tomorrow’s undefeated streak remain intact heading into The Show of Shows?

<Asuka’s undefeated streak on the line against Nia Jax

Asuka was able to defeat Nia Jax this past Sunday night at WWE Elimination Chamber, but The Irresistible Force has some unfinished business with The Empress of Tomorrow.

The 2018 Women’s Royal Rumble Match winner is focused on her Women’s Championship Match at WrestleMania, but whether Asuka will be undefeated that night in New Orleans depends greatly on what happens this Monday night in Milwaukee. Can Asuka withstand another encounter with Nia en route to The Showcase of the Immortals?

>rocky's cousin family boost vs NEVER LOSES LOL

<How will Ronda Rousey repay Triple H and Stephanie McMahon?

After Ronda Rousey forced Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon to apologize for slapping her at WWE Elimination Chamber, Triple H laid out Raw General Manager Kurt Angle with a cheap shot that left The Olympic Hero laid out on the mat.

Following the altercation, Rousey took to social media to remind Stephanie and The Game that “This is far from over,” hinting that retribution for their actions was forthcoming.

Whatever Rousey does next, you won’t want to miss it.

Yes I will.

>Why didn’t Lesnar confront Reigns?

Because he's a lazy shit that only does PPVs and a couple promos and Vince won't kick his ass into gear to make him do his job or fire him.

Although Roman Reigns was set to meet Universal Champion Brock Lesnar in the middle of the ring this past Monday night on Raw, six weeks before their WrestleMania match, The Beast IncarnatPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

About a week away from the shows but a ton of news has come out about them as well as the anniversary show after that so I figured may as well make the thread now.

Start times are

Night-1 2/23/18, 1:30 PST, 3:30 CST, 4:30 EST

Night-2 2/24/18. 1:30 PST, 3:30 CST, 4:30 EST

The big new stories for these shows are, in order of importance,

MAIN EVENT CHASE OWENS

Kitamura match 7 NOT on the show, instead it's a rematch of nakanishi at the anniversary show (extremely gay decision, probably the worst one I've seen from NJPW so far)

Omega and ibushi are the main events both nights, and chase teaming with them seems to suggest that the tongans are going to be working against Cody.

Goto is giving a never title shot to some FATASS FUCK that no one gives a shit about

Jay white is teaming with a man who called him a "knife pervert" on twitter

CHEESEBURGER IS CHALLENGING FOR A TITLE

It's pretty incredible how much NJPW storylines have taken over ROH compared to last months CMLL show. 70% of this card is all NJPW guys mostly compared to maybe 30% with fantasticamania. Also you have jay lethal there why not have him challenge goto for the never belt? Also in less big news Omega and Ibushi just got signed to a show I'm going to in New Orleans for wrestlemania weekend so I'm really happy about that.

rip greatest wrestler of this or any era

SmackDown LIVE preview, Feb. 27, 2018: Does John Cena’s Road to WrestleMania run through SmackDown LIVE?

After a disappointing performance in the Men’s Elimination Chamber Match on Sunday, John Cena vowed that his Road to WrestleMania was not cut short, promising to find a way to The Show of Shows. Last night on Raw, the 16-time World Champion revealed that while he may not have a way into WrestleMania through the red brand, he bolieves the door is wide open on SmackDown LIVE. The free agent has vowed to show up tonight, but how does Cena plan on getting to WrestleMania? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>John Cena comes to SmackDown LIVE looking for a WrestleMania opportunity

After seeing his Road to WrestleMania take a detour at WWE Elimination Chamber due to his ouster from the bout at the hands of Braun Strowman, John Cena somberly reflected on his legendary career on Raw Talk while seemingly turning the gears in his head, looking for another opportunity to perform on The Grandest Stage of Them All.

Monday night on Raw, Cena defiantly claimed that he will never give up in his quest to make it to New Orleans. The free agent declared that he would be heading to SmackDown LIVE tonight to take advantage of The Land of Opportunity that Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan have created. But just how does Cena intend to make sure his Road to WrestleMania runs through SmackDown LIVE?

<Naomi steps up to answer Ruby riotttttttttt’s challenge

Last week, Ruby riotttttttttt pinned Becky Lynch in Six-Woman Tag Team action, getting a title opportunity at WWE Fastlane in the process. That didn’t stop the riotttttttttt Squad leader from calling out one of the champion’s closest allies, Naomi, promising to knock her lights out.

Naomi is more than ready to take on riotttttttttt in singles competition, though she’ll have to be weary of Liv Morgan and Sarah Logan lurking at ringside. Will riotttttttttt make good on her promise, or will Naomi make her feel the glow?

Raw preview, Feb. 26, 2018: Roman Reigns to come face-to-face with Brock Lesnar tonight

In the wake of WWE Elimination Chamber, Monday Night Raw goes into overdrive on The Road to WrestleMania. How will the historical pay-per-view turn Team Red upside-down?

>Roman Reigns to come face-to-face with Brock Lesnar

Prior to Roman Reigns emerging victorious in the 2018 Men’s Elimination Chamber Match, Paul Heyman informed the WWE Universe that the winner of the career-altering free-for-all will come face-to-face with Universal Champion Brock Leaser tonight on Raw.

Despite The Conqueror’s history of destruction, though, it’s worth mentioning that The Beast has not battled The [LOUD BOOING] in a one-on-one showdown since WrestleMania 31, a title bout that neither man won thanks to Seth Rollins famously cashing in his Money in the Bank contract mid-match. With so much unchecked aggression still existing between them, will the adversaries even make it to their rematch on The Greatest Stage of Them All? Will there be anything left of Raw when all is said and done?

>Will Asuka challenge Alexa Bliss at WrestleMania?

At Royal Rumble, Asuka triumphed over 29 other Superstars to win the first-ever Women’s Royal Rumble Match and punch her ticket to WrestleMania 34. However, The Empress of Tomorrow opted to hold off until after WWE Elimination Chamber to choose whether she would face the SmackDown or Raw Women’s Champion at The Showcase of the Immortals. Enter Five Feet of Fury.

Last night, Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss survived the menacing structure and now seems more confident than ever. Will Auska finally choose to battle The Goddess of WWE, a Superstar she has already defeated? Or will she wait until SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte faces Ruby riottttttttt at WWE Fastlane to make her final decision? The clock is ticking, and it is still not clear if anyone is ready for Asuka.

>What will happen if Ronda Rousey shows up on Raw tonight?Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Is this correct?

Onry two weeks away!

Who will win a chance to face THE BORE Brock Lesnar?

Who will will the (((HISTORIC))) Wymyn's Erimination Chamber?

Will Dwayne Johnson's fat cousin BREAK asska's streak?

Will something terrible happen since this will be in Las Vegas?

Will the preshow be all 205 Dive and irrelevant jobber match?

How quickly will Booley get wrecked in the chamber?

Will it be any good?

Will it at least be enjoyable shitposting time?

SmackDown LIVE preview, Feb. 20, 2018: Charlotte Flair’s quest for payback on The riottt Squad continues in Six-Woman Tag Team action

Over the past two weeks, SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair has been picking apart The riottt Squad as payback for the vicious attack that nearly cost her the title. After The Queen defeated Liv Morgan & Sarah Logan in singles competition, jewby riottt issued a challenge to Flair, Becky Lynch & Naomi for a Six-Woman Tag Team throwdown. What will happen in this heated brawl? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

<Charlotte Flair, Naomi & Becky Lynch to battle The riottt Squad tonight on SmackDown LIVE

Charlotte Flair’s quest for payback on The riottt Squad will explode tonight when the SmackDown Women’s Champion teams up with Becky Lynch and Naomi to battle jewby riottt, Liv Morgan & Sarah Logan on SmackDown LIVE.

The riottt Squad left Charlotte unconscious for the first time in her career, nearly costing The Queen her title. Though Flair did not lose the championship, she vowed to get retribution on her attackers. She walked into the lion’s den, facing Liv Morgan by herself with riottt & Logan on the outside. When the other two riottt Squad members were ejected from ringside, Charlotte earned the victory, then made her intentions clear afterward, saying “one down, two to go.”

One week later, she took on Logan, this time with Lynch and Naomi in her corner. With the odds evened, The riottt Squad did not meddle in the match, and Flair picked up another win.

In a video posted to jewby riottt’s Twitter, The riottt Squad issued the challenge for a six-woman showdown, saying that it’s only a matter of time before Flair’s whole world crumbles.

>How will WWE Champion AJ Styles deal with his upcoming Fatal 5-Way Match?

Last Tuesday, WWE Champion AJ Styles went into SmackDown LIVE with only two opponents challenging for his title at WWE Fastlane. By the end of the night, The Phenomenal One had four challengers, as Dolph Ziggler and Baron Corbin earned their wPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

So this is what Young Cucks fans look like.

From their start to Feb 6th 2018. 1 hour and 39 minutes long. Vimeo is a faggot and has 500mb weekly upload limit so I uploaded it to MEGA. I could try Dailymotion or Vid.me or something but I'm not sure if it'd get taken down. Streaming it from MEGA doesn't seem to work but it should download fine. Link in the spoiler.

mega.nz/#!9Q8W2QgY!RTdDS_zbDKoy012q6o9UAYaiHYIjV8Ud7YxFJft2gBo

WWE Raw preview, Feb. 19, 2018: Who will run the Gauntlet before WWE Elimination Chamber?

Following last week’s controversial main event, Raw General Manager Kurt Angle announced that seven men will compete in an Elimination Chamber Match for the first time ever next Sunday. How will John Cena, Braun Strowman, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, Finn Bálor, Intercontinental Champion The Miz and Elias respond when they face off in a huge Gauntlet Match this Monday night on Raw?

>The seven Superstars who will compete in the Men’s Elimination Chamber Match to face off in a huge Gauntlet Match

For the first time ever, seven Superstars will compete inside the Elimination Chamber next Sunday, with the winner going on to challenge Brock Lesnar for the Universal Championship at WrestleMania. However, this Monday night on Raw, those same Superstars will square off in a huge Gauntlet Match ahead of their history making Chamber clash, WWE.com can confirm.

With only six days to go until WWE Elimination Chamber, how will John Cena, Roman Reigns, Braun Strowman, Seth Rollins, Finn Bálor, Elias and Intercontinental Champion The Miz physically and mentally react to the grueling nature of a Gauntlet Match? And which Superstar will try to make the ultimate statement by running the gauntlet, proving both their staying power and endurance as they all aim to head into the Elimination Chamber with massive momentum? Find out this Monday night on Raw.

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<How will Asuka respond to Nia Jax?

Nia Jax proved that she is the Superstar most ready for Asuka when she laid out both Sasha Banks and Booley this past Monday night on Raw. With Asuka set to speak live on Raw, will The Empress of Tomorrow send a message of her own to The Irresistible Force before their match at WWE Elimination Chamber?

>What will Braun Strowman BREAK next?

Braun Strowman showed off some unexpected vocal range this past Monday night when he taunted Elias in song before delivering a Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

SmackDown LIVE preview, Feb. 13, 2018: Ziggler and Corbin square off for WWE Title opportunity at WWE Fastlane

After Daniel Bryan announced a controversial Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship at WWE Fastlane, SmackDown LIVE Commissioner Shane McMahon decided to shake things up a little bit on the Road to WrestleMania. Tonight on SmackDown LIVE, Dolph Ziggler and Baron Corbin will square off, and the winner will advance to the WWE Championship Match at WWE Fastlane, joining WWE Champion AJ Styles, Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn. Who will move one step closer to the WWE Championship? Find out tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>Dolph Zigger to face Baron Corbin tonight on SmackDown LIVE in a battle with WWE Fastlane implications

Tonight, Dolph Ziggler returns to SmackDown LIVE for the first time in seven weeks. By the end of the night, The Showoff could be walking right into a WWE Championship opportunity.

SmackDown Commissioner Shane McMahon revealed on Twitter Thursday morning that the winner of the battle between Ziggler and Baron Corbin will be added to the WWE Championship Match at WWE Fastlane. That means that AJ Styles will have to defend his title against Kevin Owens, Sami Zayn and the winner of this showdown.

Shane McMahon✔@shanemcmahon

An unexpected end to #SDLive with a triple threat match made for #WWEFastlane…I’m going to make a bit more interesting.

Next week: @BaronCorbinWWE vs. @HEELZiggler. The winner is added to the match and makes it a #Fatal4Way for the @WWE title.

8:01 AM - Feb 8, 2018

Who will advance to the March 11 special on WWE Network and challenge for the WWE Championship: The Showoff or The Lone Wolf? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE at 8/7 C on USA Network!

<Charlotte Flair continues her quest for payback against The riottt Squad

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