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File: 30383f8cd6b2622⋯.jpg (141.42 KB,1149x832,1149:832,nugs.jpg)

 No.194781 [Last50 Posts]

OLD >>193430

>tfw NEETs are a dying breed 75chars75chars75chars75chars75chars

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 No.194783

can't wait to wake up tomorrow and find out the race war is on

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 No.194784

File: c8360327b7df782⋯.jpg (42.18 KB,390x656,195:328,new years eve.jpg)

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 No.194786

>>194783

You're in luck… if you believe tabloid journalism.

'This is war': Vietnamese vigilantes vow revenge on Sudanese gangs in Melbourne

>"There will be huge conflict. We need to take action."

>That's the ominous warning from a masked Vietnamese teenager.

>He's among many in his Melbourne community who've vowed revenge on the Sudanese after a string of brazen daylight assaults at shopping strips.

>In a bombshell interview set to air on A Current Affair tonight, the young man reveals what's led to the escalating tensions between the two minority groups in the suburbs.

>"We must mass protest right now, and band together and hurt any African youths in our way," he tells A Current Affair from a secret location in the city's north-west.

>A Current Affair will tonight also air exclusive vision of vicious assaults on the shopping strips which have stoked ethnic tensions.

>Anger between minority groups has been escalating steadily in recent months, with violence repeatedly erupting in St Albans and at St Kilda and Chelsea beach.

>Terrified locals, like Linda, fear they'll be caught in the crossfire.

>"This is a race war and I've never seen it this bad," the Woolworths worker will tell A Current Affair tonight.

>It comes as Victoria Police confirm the existence of a new gang in Melbourne, known as the Blood Drill Killers.

>Several young members of the BDK were thought to be involved in recent brawls in St Albans.

>Some of the exclusive vision obtained by A Current Affair is understood to show one of the Blood Drill Killer gang's vicious assaults.

https://www.9news.com.au/2018/12/31/14/15/vietnamese-sudanese-race-war-conflict-melbourne-gang-blood-drill-killers

https://archive.ph/Cbx3l

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 No.194788

>>194786

yeah i was counting on that to blow up during nye parties but nah

whoever's naming these new golliwog guilds makes me miss ape-x already

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 No.194789

>>194786

god I wish

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 No.194790

File: c8f208cf0f13d4b⋯.jpg (248.57 KB,820x565,164:113,kook.jpg)

came across a 14minute recording of ambient sounds during a storm in new zealand

now i'm wondering what different areas in australia sound like

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 No.194791

>>194790

over here you can hear the birds getting chirpier whenever there's some rain

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 No.194792

File: 246f8e982b07011⋯.webm (8.17 MB,640x360,16:9,friend.webm)

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 No.194794

>>194792

>dan's

>friend

>after those abysmal christmas sales

move over dan, first choice is my new best friend now

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 No.194795

File: 0390d365421105c⋯.webm (Spoiler Image,540.07 KB,640x360,16:9,deathdan.webm)

>>194794

>not just price matching first choice

traitor

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 No.194797

>>194795

m8 if i was able to put in that much effort into poisoning myself would i still be unemployed?

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 No.194798

File: 5418359b0d17d90⋯.png (15.42 KB,630x200,63:20,g3768.png)

>poison

i think you mean medicine mate

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 No.194801

>>194798

>not acknowledging the custodial owners of the land

the scientific term for it is dreamtime juice you biggot

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 No.194802

>>194801

that's caltex mate

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 No.194803

>>194802

all roads lead to rome

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 No.194804

>>194803

No they don't

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 No.194805

>>194804

name one

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 No.194808

File: 6b0a95738c5202d⋯.jpg (70.44 KB,770x760,77:76,1477682066782.jpg)

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 No.194810

File: 8bb9777a0616ef6⋯.jpg (126.09 KB,634x605,634:605,gyles.jpg)

who is this Dan and why should I put my faith in him?

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 No.194812

File: db933e0bc510d58⋯.png (91.23 KB,724x354,362:177,Untitled.png)

>>194810

>who is this Dan

Dan the Medicine Man

>and why should I put my faith in him?

because he's Irish

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 No.194836

>>194812

hope he's got a cure for how badly his whisky sales sucked

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 No.194841

>>194836

my mate works at dan's and he said there's gonna be a big whisky sale next month

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 No.194842

>>194841

we got a man on the inside

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 No.194846

I have 2 goals this year: Make enough money to move out of my bogan scum parents house and live alone, and lose my virginity. I have no idea how to achieve either.

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 No.194848

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 No.194849

>>194846

hope you get there m8

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 No.194850

>>194849

Thanks m8

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 No.194852

>>194846

you got this man

remember that gfs and chicks aren't everything though

Having hobbies and independence will do more for you in the long run then gf/chicks will.

I started gym a few months ago and even though I don't enjoy it a huge amount the fact that I'm even going makes me happy that I've managed to get to this point and all the sorts of little improvements I see feel good.

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 No.194857

>>194846

>I have no idea how to achieve either.

if you're a neet you literally cannot fuck this up by doing anything except doing nothing about it

good luck m80

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 No.194869

Join the /aus/ discord

https://discord.gg/YjmTdz

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 No.194870

File: f3117286d18c4fa⋯.jpg (24.63 KB,343x495,343:495,1494988027388.jpg)

>>194869

>discord

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 No.194874

>>194869

>Discord

I bet you use Windows 10.

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 No.194878

File: 67ac6932e21cd7d⋯.jpg (69.07 KB,1080x1080,1:1,20190113.jpg)

>>194874

Win7 Home Edition

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 No.194879

>>194878

>home

literally why

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 No.194882

>>194878

You should upgrade to Windows 10 seeing as you don't care about your privacy. Discord is shady.

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 No.194884

File: b4c33fc0bd73899⋯.webm (3.09 MB,596x336,149:84,stock-footage-a-man-in-a-….webm)

>7 in the morn

> 5.2MB/sec

woah

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 No.194885

inside my room is shit

but outside my room is shit as well

what do lads?

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 No.194886

>>194885

Stop shitting everywhere?

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 No.194888

File: 6cc0f62b0da2854⋯.webm (1.12 MB,596x336,149:84,stock-footage-business-pa….webm)

>>194885

get a job

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 No.194889

>>194888

shit I can't argue with those trips

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 No.194900

File: 83d8bdf96efcbe7⋯.jpg (142.61 KB,1024x839,1024:839,1542298094204.jpg)

>third med cert about to expire

This is it boys.

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 No.194901

>>194900

>2019

>not being on the dsp

had it comming tbqh

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 No.194902

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 No.194903

>>194900

what hapens after the third?

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 No.194904

requiscat in piece medcertneet

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 No.194906

>>194903

Centrelink doesn't usually accept more than 3x3months worth of med certs from just a GP.

Pretty sure you can get more from a specialist but that's a lot more effort than a lot of neets are willing to go through.

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 No.194907

>>194906

OK, i am just about to hand in my second

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 No.194908

Why the fuck is KFC so expensive? And why don't they open until 10AM?

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 No.194911

>>194908

Red Rooster is the true dole bludger food.

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 No.194912

>>194911

>red rooster

>on neetbux

lol

their mash and gravy balls are tops tho

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 No.194913

>>194911

From my experience Maccas is the cheapest of them all, but also the worst tasting. I like Red Rooster but they also don't open till 10 AM. What am I supposed to do for breakfast?

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 No.194914

>>194913

why are you getting up so early? got a job to go to? dan murphy's is open if you need a quick liquid breakfast

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 No.194915

File: aa739743e74ce7b⋯.jpg (7.22 KB,288x293,288:293,aa739743e74ce7b380e81ff92c….jpg)

>>194912

they took them out in my area!!

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 No.194916

>>194914

one bottle a day keeps the employers away

>>194915

worse than somalia tbh

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 No.194924

>>194914

Because my parents are noisy and I can't sleep during the day with their racket.

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 No.194928

>>194924

retired parents aye? welcome to hell

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 No.194938

File: cfb04481d987faf⋯.jpg (49.93 KB,811x670,811:670,deep-sleep.jpg)

>payment suspended

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 No.194939

Any unlucky neets among us been put on a cashless debit card yet?

It's going to fucking suck when they roll it out nationwide.

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 No.194940

>>194938

are you the medcert neet?

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 No.194941

File: bd2c5cea8ac7f2b⋯.jpg (315.96 KB,1500x1902,250:317,restored.jpg)

>>194940

no

i was testing how far i could go without doing anything

managed to only to skip one month which is disappointing

i have 1 demerit point and am now in the warning zone :o

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 No.194943

>>194941

so when do you get all ur points back?

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 No.194944

>>194943

points last for 6 months, get 5 at one time and you're fucked

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 No.194949

File: aaa0901e6bc1d72⋯.jpg (69.79 KB,1752x300,146:25,justsaywhen.jpg)

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 No.194957

File: 41fe2f9cdc7c061⋯.png (2.84 KB,303x82,303:82,wipes sweat off brow.png)

I've been out of the "job-searching" game for a while now.

On the jobactive website has this Upload Evidence button always been here?

Do I actually need to upload actual evidence of me ""applying"" for jobs?

In the past I just filled in the details of the job that I """applied""" for without any proof.

Can any of my fellow """"job seekers"""" help me out?

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 No.194966

>>194949

>order some goon for home delivery

>it's been nearly 2 hours

>see a pajeet outside shitting in the gutter

>he goes back to his car and gets out a box of goon and start walking towards my door

Never again.

Jokes aside, they use Sherpa for deliveries. So if you have access to a car and ever want to make some pocket money, you can work for Dan delivering drinks to your fellow neets.

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 No.194970

File: 4eb5d82f1694657⋯.jpg (700.27 KB,1350x1800,3:4,express.jpg)

>>194957

nah you don't need to

>>194966

>doesn't operate in my town

damn, i woulda chucked my resume in

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 No.194971

File: ccd501fc9481bb8⋯.jpg (269.18 KB,648x1088,81:136,dan murphy vs abbos vs flo….jpg)

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 No.194973

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 No.194974

>>194971

honestly good riddance to em

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 No.194975

>>194971

>Dan himself rose from the grave, beat them to death and dumped their bodies in a stormwater drain

Don't steal from Dan.

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 No.194987

File: 53904a32b8be5b5⋯.jpg (15.82 KB,415x553,415:553,9349820582.jpg)

how are we holding up lads?

been going to the gym for a solid couple of months now and I don't regret it

been working on that self improvement shit and it's not been bad

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 No.194989

>>194975

but if taxation is theft and all alcohol gets taxed why isn't dan curb stomping the gov?

>>194987

got myself a job

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 No.194991

>>194989

where at?

did you awaken your inner chad?

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 No.194992

jew

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 No.194993

>>194991

>where at

a mum and pop shop

>did you awaken your inner chad

yeah nah i'm that retard who's always messing something up

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 No.194994

File: db7cae8e3a13c21⋯.jpeg (79.73 KB,788x443,788:443,Over 20 swastika symbols ….jpeg)

>>194992

don't remind me

during the holidays some younger relatives mentioned watching schindler's list for school

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 No.194995

I had a job capacity assessment for the DSP last Thursday.

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 No.194998

>>194994

>random edgelord graffitis swastikas everywhere

>media calls it a "targeted attack on the Jewish community"

It boggles the fucking mind.

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 No.194999

>>194998

>jews call it a "targeted attack on the Jewish community"

I mean what else did you expect

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 No.195000

>>194995

sounds like work m8

>>194999

someone calling it another holocaust

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 No.195001

>>194995

Yeah I had one of those in December, I now have to make an app with a Doctor from Sonic Healthplus for a Disability Medical Assessment

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 No.195002

>>194995

>>195001

are you guys applying for the dsp because you're physically fucked or is it just primarly mental fuckupdry?

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 No.195003

>>195002

I'm on the autism spectrum

>>195001

Hopefully I scored at least 20 points on the mental health impairment table

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 No.195012

>>195002

na I'm just fucked up in the head

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 No.195013

Please respond

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 No.195014

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 No.195017

File: 696ae3ed64cb92b⋯.mp4 (2.16 MB,600x316,150:79,stock-footage-water-crisis….mp4)

>>194841

>big whisky sale

is this shit happening or what?

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 No.195018

>>195017

I lied.

But, there's only two weeks until the new My Dan Murphy's offers for March.

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 No.195041

>>195003

just got told the company that cenno gets to do the Disability Medical Assessment has sent their report in to cenno, so now I just have to wait to hear what decision they have made, I'm guessing a couple of weeks maybe

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 No.195046

File: ee2cbdf294ee8cd⋯.jpg (100.28 KB,800x531,800:531,prayer.jpg)

>>195041

praying for your entry into paradise neeto

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 No.195047

>>195041

Good luck. As for me, I'm still waiting to see how the job capacity assessment went.

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 No.195060

File: 921ab118d37a7b7⋯.png (30.48 KB,350x175,2:1,193ba4d6-aaa6-4841-be1d-1a….png)

File: e33455131ac0bc7⋯.jpeg (354.2 KB,1220x836,305:209,image-tools.php.jpeg)

any of you depressed neet cunts want to go to the Bendigo Craft Beer Festival?

if you're a tight neet i'll pay for it and the train ride

we can shitpost dan memes IRL

(i don't even like poofter hipster craft beer but i'm sick of being bored and alone)

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 No.195061

>>195060

>craft beer

sounds like water with hops

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 No.195062

File: 1219164cf04db9b⋯.jpg (34.31 KB,500x500,1:1,tumblr_inline_ns0skwP3nf1t….jpg)

what's the best way to piss off normies? I already habitually piss/shit on public toilet floors and litter every chance I get but I want to step it up. I just want to watch the world burn.

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 No.195063

>>195062

>tumblr

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 No.195064

File: f37829f5631c1ef⋯.jpg (106.7 KB,900x900,1:1,tumblr_sdhshhs4g.jpg)

>>195063

fuck off faggot

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 No.195065

>>195064

why don't you go write yaoi fanfictions faggot

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 No.195066

my life is really bad

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 No.195067

File: 24f01f041a4766a⋯.png (260.83 KB,535x535,1:1,2k5kqf55bh021.png)

>>195066

Embrace it.

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 No.195068

File: f9e4f9a90fca172⋯.jpg (148.65 KB,900x675,4:3,ethiopian-orthodox-monk.jpg)

>>195067

i can't keep going on like this

something needs to be done

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 No.195094

>>195067

Me IRL except the monastery part

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 No.195101

I've been doing this gym shit but my diet is still all kinds of fucked and I can't stop drinking mountain dew.

Lost about 3-4 kg in 3 months. Kill me lads

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 No.195102

Are there any NEETs here in rural areas? I want to go back and live somewhere in WA or even NT where property is still cheap, just want to be someplace where I'll be left alone.

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 No.195107

File: 3de7455bc7e6495⋯.jpg (310.25 KB,900x900,1:1,1550838689923.jpg)

It's a start which is what matters

You've made the choice and it's going to lead to all sorts of gains from here on out

I'm doing the same and I think the most important thing is to a) track/measure what you're eating with some sort of app - personally recommend cronometre because it tracks micronutrients or easydietdiary which is aussie

Once you realize really how much you're actually eating it makes it a bit easier to say no

b) Make eating good as easy as possible, junk food wins out generally when you're tired because it's obviously more convenient but if you say pick one day out of the week to prepare good food it's a lot easier to say no to take out

Even then personally I don't do that much often and instead sticking to finding high protein easy foods like cans of tuna or high prot yougurt or packeted ham

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 No.195108

File: 031609e1e54c1aa⋯.jpeg (49.33 KB,857x1018,857:1018,Lorraine Bracco.jpeg)

>have mi goreng a few times a week

>bretty gud

>go shopping earlier

>see satay flavor, check it over completely if it say's spicy at all because I hate spice and I'm the biggest little bitch about going near it

>always toss the chilli sauce with normal mi goreng

>buy the satay flavor

>just cooked one packet of it, the red oil looks suss so I chuck it but use everything else

>it's like eating molten lava in form of noodles

>still eat it because fuck it

How has your night been going, m8s?

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 No.195111

>>195108

went on a long drive across town because someone decided they wanted to visit at 7pm

scenic as fuark

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 No.195115

>>195102

I used to live in Gippsland

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 No.195117

>>195115

You did not you lying cunt

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 No.195123

>>195111

heh

a couple of days ago i had to leave the house because my parents invited these dodgy travelling tree loppers into our yard

drove down to the river and watched a big fish from the bridge and walked around in the river for a bit

was quite nice

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 No.195126

bought a bottle Auchentoshan from Uncie Dan's price matched to BWS (nice)

read some reviews and it might taste like shit (fuck)

at least i won't be drinking it alone (woah)

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 No.195127

just got some sun in the backyard, feeling healthier

vitamin D deficiency could be very real NEETies

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 No.195128

notice me tracey senpai

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 No.195136

File: 935c6b97bede5a7⋯.jpg (15 KB,280x373,280:373,1550529633012.jpg)

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 No.195137

>>195136 > >>195126

>bought a bottle Auchentoshan from Uncie Dan's

<for 54 buckos

<still unopened

anything worth returning my current bottle for?

not really in the mood to spend $80+

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 No.195138

File: a071493ccbdba9c⋯.png (71.54 KB,559x691,559:691,whyarragay.png)

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 No.195140

I'm flying to Thailand in a week m8s

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 No.195142

>>194869

I joined this server but now I'm not in it anymore you fucking faggots, did you kick anybody?

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 No.195145

>>195140

enjoy your little boys

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 No.195150

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 No.195151

>>195117

I did so

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 No.195156

Can anyone give me a SPECIFIC list of diseases/illnesses you can be diagnosed with and guaranteed to get DSP?

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 No.195157

File: acde1dcf0354737⋯.png (Spoiler Image,2.4 KB,86x137,86:137,images.png)

>>195156

obesity

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 No.195158

File: ec6d5dd83fbdb65⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image,5.09 KB,146x146,1:1,images.jpeg)

>>195156

alcoholism

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 No.195159

File: d12aab6530126c5⋯.jpeg (2.92 KB,139x93,139:93,images.jpeg)

>>195156

juicy eyes

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 No.195160

>>195157

>>195158

>>195159

Go fuck yourself you worthless shitposting faggots. God I hate Australians so much.

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 No.195161

>>195156

be 100 percent blind

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 No.195162

>>195156

really any sort of terminal illness

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 No.195163

So, did you all get blocked from 8chan or what?

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 No.195164

>>195163

Nah, the feds are definitely watching our shitposts though

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 No.195165

>>195164

Imagine being paid to read and catalogue shitposts all day. Dream job for some, nightmare for others.

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 No.195166

File: d8c2867b68b3dab⋯.mp4 (1.6 MB,1280x720,16:9,navy_seal.mp4)

>>195164

That's a relief! This place wouldn't be the same without the #1 shitposters. Take care cunts!

>>195165

Sounds like a hassle tbh. Now, if they'd pay me to shitpost, that'd be something else…

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 No.195179

test post

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 No.195184

>>195163

8ch is now DNS blocked by Telstra (Australia's largest ISP) and TPG.

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 No.195187

File: 1fcd963b20f81ab⋯.gif (Spoiler Image,1.84 MB,500x282,250:141,KsbnwAE.gif)

this joint is now officially spoopy

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 No.195190

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

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 No.195191

>>194781

Testing

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 No.195192

>>195191

yes lads back in business

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 No.195193

>>195192

Welcome back.

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 No.195195

>tfw comfy dead board

too much drama on the other board

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 No.195197

>>195195

Yeah. It's ridiculous what a wretched uptight faggot the BO is.

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 No.195199

>>195195

yeah we might settle in here i think

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 No.195200

I'm thinking about having a wank

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 No.195201

>>195200

If you do, I'll have one with you

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 No.195202

>back from Dans, wasn't going to drink today but that other board put me in a bad mood

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 No.195203

>>195202

Will you be having a goon?

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 No.195204

>>195202

what did you get?

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 No.195205

>>195203

yes

>>195204

3 long necks VB and some jerky

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 No.195206

File: 7f24c382e885df5⋯.png (42.41 KB,1008x459,112:51,Screenshot_20190319_151915.png)

File: e0ad7bf175d00ea⋯.png (56.59 KB,681x431,681:431,Screenshot_20190319_152037.png)

File: de2c21395af4f98⋯.png (158.59 KB,673x548,673:548,Screenshot_20190319_151940.png)

File: 09b6f9bd2d07f4f⋯.png (296.44 KB,678x699,226:233,Screenshot_20190319_152017.png)

In awe of the size of this lass. Absolute unit.

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 No.195207

>>195206

I'd do her

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 No.195208

>>195207

After how many beers?

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 No.195209

having a soda water

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 No.195210

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 No.195212

>>195209

Schweppes?

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 No.195213

>>195212

Coles Lightly Sparkling - Spring Water

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 No.195219

File: 8466e681bb354cb⋯.png (67.43 KB,256x256,1:1,img2.thejournal.ie.png)

>>195206

<It is not entirely our job to make you feel good about yourself.

BTFO

>>195041

>>194995

NEED AN UPDATE CUNTZZZ

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 No.195220

>>195219

> Disability Medical Assessment has sent their report in to cenno

As yet I have not heard anything back, and the wait is not helping me at all

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 No.195225

>>195219

I'm still waiting to see if I'll get a disability medical assessment

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 No.195226

File: 9a6e62957a27f5d⋯.png (37 KB,737x501,737:501,Screenshot_20190320_152230.png)

>>195156

Full blown AIDS would probably be the easiest.

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 No.195243

>>195226

This is bullshit, I hate how they've made DSP so hard to get now. All this bullshit for only $400 a week. We need basic income in this country.

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 No.195244

>>195226

I'm diagnosed with autism and its treated and stabilized. they said i should apply for DSP but i cant be fucked, id rather get a job.

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 No.195245

>>195206

god i seriously fucking hate fat people

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 No.195246

>>195245

racist

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 No.195257

File: f64f992cde99ae9⋯.jpg (43.09 KB,620x616,155:154,2017-03-21_bus_29609236_I1.JPG)

>>195244

i heard you can still get a job and the dsp

go on the dsp and learn a craft

be free man

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 No.195261

>>195257

You can work up to 30 hours a fortnight on the DSP but anymore and they don't think you need it

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 No.195283

File: 68f5929f753c9f9⋯.jpeg (21.11 KB,650x366,325:183,7c9137dbfab19b1e212b686b5….jpeg)

>>195257

At first I thought that was Dan Murphy.

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 No.195284

File: 777339c56dbcdde⋯.png (18.47 KB,365x365,1:1,2018 nsw election d.png)

File: ab2a854596071ac⋯.png (39.42 KB,615x637,615:637,2018 nsw election.png)

when you fucking see it

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 No.195289

File: 429ade894bef704⋯.jpg (47.42 KB,720x706,360:353,P1EGg6U.jpg)

>>195284

>i didn't see it

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 No.195291

File: 42f9629ade56fdb⋯.jpeg (50.98 KB,559x645,13:15,dan.jpeg)

>>195283

just went to dan's and got a 6 pack of asahi 500ml cans for $16 price matched with a deal on my woolworths receipt

he never lets you down

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 No.195292

>Go to vote

>FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS for sausage sizzle

>Sausage is dry and tiny as fuck

One less thing that keeps me to this world

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 No.195295

>>195292

create the '2dollaSNAG party'

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 No.195296

>>195295

sure just gonna have to sell like 50 thousand snags to afford the registration fee

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 No.195297

>>195292

you can do it outside of dan's

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 No.195304

>>195292

Should have voted in an African district

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 No.195306

>>195304

It's the NSW state election silly not Victoria

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 No.195307

>>195306

Do lebs have big cocks?

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 No.195308

>>195307

idk I was always drugged when I came into contact with one

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 No.195325

>>195292

>FOUR FUCKING DOLLARS

What the fuck? That is fucking outrageous. The most I have ever paid for a sausage sizzle in my entire life is $2.50. Fucking ripoff bastards.

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 No.195326

>>195284

LMAO, nearly all of these parties are either completely batshit insane or have shitty policies.

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 No.195338

i'm probably not going to be neet as of tomorrow night

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 No.195339

>>195338

what happens then?

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 No.195340

>>195339

chinese food delivery

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 No.195341

>>195340

better take something to snack on, I reckon the smell from the food will make you hungry

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 No.195345

>>195340

are you going to be one of those chinks i see riding on those delivery bikes across town all the time?

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 No.195348

>>195338

now that you're becoming a taxpayer, are you still okay with us neets wasting your tax dollars?

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 No.195349

File: 2cd8f749ffb3c92⋯.webm (11.92 MB,854x480,427:240,I Love Beijing Tiananmen.webm)

>>195341

cars probably going to permanently smell like chinese food

fark

>>195345

no

>>195348

>now that you're becoming a taxpayer

will probably be under the tax threshold for now. i might even fuck this job up and get fired

>are you still okay with us neets wasting your tax dollars?

dans and the kernel aren't a waste, they're neet necessities

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 No.195357

>>195219

>>195041

>NEED AN UPDATE CUNTZZZ

I'm now a dspNEET

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 No.195358

File: f84e04d84e3ea6b⋯.jpg (298.73 KB,1400x933,1400:933,partyindansbasement.jpg)

>delivery job is cash in hand so it doesn't count as hours for my job provider

am i technically still neet?

>>195357

GRATZ M8

better be off to dans to buy a nice bottle of scotch :P

is there gonna be a party?

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 No.195359

>>195358

>am i technically still neet?

according to the abs you aren't since you aren't actively looking for work

congrats you cryptoneet

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 No.195360

>>195359

still gotta job search and wftd m8

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 No.195384

File: 2e033d2582f49da⋯.jpg (170.32 KB,600x763,600:763,02-einar-nerman-sheet-musi….jpg)

File: 7d4247f5b87bba9⋯.jpg (139.2 KB,900x488,225:122,09-einar-nerman-fairy-tale….jpg)

File: 1d8997ec58bcf03⋯.jpg (187.69 KB,796x1024,199:256,1926 sheet music illustrat….jpg)

File: 50a4a8412676a74⋯.jpg (230.33 KB,600x762,100:127,La même lune nous voit, 19….jpg)

File: 2a4cb53b4c000f8⋯.jpg (203.53 KB,600x745,120:149,Varför - Därför (Why Becau….jpg)

who keeps making shit aus general threads in /pol/ only to be deleted?

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 No.195389

>>195360

guys am i still neet?

you decide

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 No.195390

>>195389

i've never needed to do wftd

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 No.195392

Anyone else IP ranged banned on 4chon?

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 No.195394

>>195390

answer my question you fucking cunt

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 No.195396

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 No.195398

>>195392

>halfchan now has like buttons

STAGE 4 CANCER

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 No.195399

>>195392

im only banned on /pol/ for some reason.

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 No.195400

File: 695f0088e5d9c70⋯.jpg (35.99 KB,700x467,700:467,9490662-3x2-700x467.jpg)

>who woulda thunk that some new zealander would kill this joint

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 No.195402

File: 925ca666719b88b⋯.jpg (12.02 KB,480x360,4:3,whatisgoingon.jpg)

>another day, still rangebanned

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 No.195409

File: 44b3d39aedd02ca⋯.jpg (73.04 KB,780x537,260:179,1410826636306.jpg)

Here's a neet meal I like. Go to Woolies or Coles and buy a bread stick and western star butter, tear the breadstick into 3 long subs, cut it open and spread butter on each side and eat, it's great.

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 No.195410

>>195409

how much did that set ya back m8

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 No.195412

>>195410

About $1.50 for the bread stick and about $6 for the butter, get the sesame seed bread stick, good shit.

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 No.195417

File: 2e531b8657d4418⋯.jpg (208.17 KB,960x540,16:9,2011_Between_960.jpg)

>school holidays

>internet will be fucked everyday instead of only on weekends

FUCK i wish labour won just so i'd at least have good internet

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 No.195439

the new BO has fucked ausneets, now I have nowhere to go, the last place I had left to find refuge, why even fight the feelings of suicide anymore, fuck em all

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 No.195440

>>195439

listening to radiohead cheers me up

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 No.195441

>>195439

Looks like an absolute clusterfuck over there.

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 No.195442

File: 9a0f08268f8030b⋯.png (942.61 KB,1280x720,16:9,breakingnews.png)

>>195439

place was fucked from the start mate. it was created by a bunch of betas orbiting a fake neet chad

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 No.195443

>>195439

>the new BO has fucked ausneets

How?

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 No.195449

Huh, I have to connect to a vpn to get here now, strange.

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 No.195451

>>195449

not strange. most aussie isp's have dns banned 8ch because of the mosque shooting

i am now officially a wagie at a meat processing factory

i'm the cunt who has been making the neets threads here since the split

one of you other cunts are going to have to carry the flame

this is my last post here until i'm neet again

adios amigos

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 No.195452

>>195449

It was a "temporary" measure by ISPs to stop us accessing footage of the Christchurch shooting. But only evil cyber nazis would want to access 8ch anyway. So they probably won't be unblocking it.

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 No.195453

>>195451

Welcome to the wagie club. I stopped posting here regularly when I got a job at Dan Murphy's.

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 No.195479

Does anyone really believe an educated guy purposefully got those ski lankan's for something they didn't do? I'm more inclined to think the thing were planted in his and others bags. It really just doesn't make sense. Either that or their was nothing in his bag at all they just needed someone in video footage with a backpack to pin in on?

Its just so bloody convenient, and they always say they knew about it beforehand but did nothing, lol

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 No.195480

Its like they are asking for a ww3, they ust need a few plausible pretexts. I'm just not buying into it. The Sri Lankans have nothing to do with Chrstchuch, do they?

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 No.195481

Cos Sri Lankan's embody white racist/bigoted nationists?? lol

There's some wacky 5D chess going on here. You can already tell the next attack will be on the moslems and be so huge that they will start ww3. My bet is iran will be attacked? Iran will do some dirty shit and then invasion, etc. But im not an expect on this shit. All I know is that the militarist want a war and they probably want to depopulate a big area of the world using war. Its fucked.

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 No.195482

Western educated human bomb is plausible. the quality of south asians that go to our unis are very low in my experience and they're virtually unemployable in the west. Affluent (for a tier 3 shithole) family bankrolls the spoiled little turds expecting they become anchors here ,,. bubble bursts and creates the vacuum into which ideas of jihad go to bolster their damaged sense of self worth. These weak shits are primo cannon fodder to the predatory jihad puppet masters looking for something splashy to big note themselves by. no deeper conspiracy than that i reckon

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 No.195483

Was his the only one to blow prematurely? lol

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 No.195486

>>195483

I have never had that problem

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 No.195487

>>195483

Just looked up the wiki. Seems our boy fucked up his big bang, useless faggot went up later but only took out an elderly Chai Wallah.

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 No.195541

File: d1a626186f7291b⋯.jpg (189.03 KB,1600x1600,1:1,1547224395461.jpg)

>jobactive website been down all day

>this is the last day for me to submit my job searches

Time to die

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 No.195542

>>195541

don't worry, you only get cut off for one week

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 No.195564

>tfw got a house inspection tomorrow

>in the email saying what day it is there was also a massive list of everything that needs to be clean and this note

>GIVING A GOOD IMPRESSION AT YOUR ROUTINE INSPECTION IS VERY IMPORTANT.

>tfw too lazy to clean anything

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 No.195565

>>195564

how are you going to slay the dragon and rescue your father from the lobster inside him now?

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 No.195566

File: e159f44a30cc634⋯.jpg (65.55 KB,1200x1200,1:1,shm.jpg)

>>195564

time to get busy m8

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 No.195568

>>195565

wut

>>195566

I managed to get off my ass and clean and it was fine. The girl said they use an app now so she took a few photos of the place and that was it.

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 No.195570

>>195568

glad to hear the inspection went well m8

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 No.195571

>>195568

>use an ((app))

>took a few photos

that was asio m8, you're being investigated for hate crimes

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 No.195583

possum is a gay

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 No.195584

>>195583

what happened now?

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 No.195586

>>195584

dunno, maybe he just dislikes possum

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 No.195589

Any tips for getting DSP if you have autism? I've heard it is very difficult

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 No.195590

>>195589

have a read here http://www.a4.org.au/node/1446 and at the very bottom of the page is the reply in pdf format

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 No.195592

>all my mates in america going to AX with people they've met on twitter, 4chan, etc

>i'm here on some island in the middle of nowhere without a clue in the world as to how to make friends with other fags in melbourne

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 No.195596

do americans still call australians down-to-earth?

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 No.195601

>>195596

Why is it such a weird coincidence that Australia happens to also be the major continent of a part of the world called 'Oceania'?

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 No.195602

Cursed name?

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 No.195670

i hope you neets are still alright

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 No.195677

File: e05a66cae066645⋯.png (103.22 KB,1437x908,1437:908,neet.png)

Report in, NEETs. You boys better not have gone out and got jobs while the site was down.

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 No.195678

Why are you using the govt welfare when you can auto-trade and be welfare free forever. Being on welfare is like wage slavery.

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 No.195679

>>195678

auto-trade?

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 No.195680

>>195677

nah, still a non wagie

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 No.195681

>>195679

The robot invest your money in cryptocurrencies and earns the profits for you daily.

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 No.195682

The disclaimer is a bit annoying.

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 No.195683

>>195682

Yea, we need to write the complaints about that.

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 No.195684

>>195682

This should fix it

/* Enter here your own CSS rules… */

/* If you want to make a redistributable style, be sure to

have a Yotsuba B theme selected. */

/* These will be applied on top of whatever theme you choose below. */

/* You can include CSS files from remote servers, for example: */

/* @import "http://example.com/style.css"; */

.disclaimer-8kun {

font-size: 0pt;

}

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 No.195685

>>195684

It works, thank you sir.

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 No.195686

>>195682

why not just go to options on the main page and tick the box that says Hide post disclaimer

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 No.195687

>>195686

can i put that down as work experience?

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 No.195688

>>195687

you can put me down for anything you want

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 No.195689

>>195688

i will put you down as a fukken sick cunt ayeeeee

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 No.195690

File: afd5cb9f1f4a8f7⋯.jpg (35.44 KB,1023x576,341:192,46a91bf5b5d7294af4b55827bb….jpg)

Are you ready for Black Friday?

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 No.195691

File: 11bea680921f6a3⋯.jpg (122.45 KB,940x627,940:627,thumbsup.jpg)

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 No.195692

>>195243

> basic income

Or just abolish the taxes and welfare.

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 No.195694

>>195677

Will the BO here ban the narcissist who wants the whole board to be about him if he shows up?

So.. he lives somewhere around Camp Hill, within walking distance of a KFC, and has a pool that's L-shaped around the house with curved sides. Should be able to find that in Google Maps eventually.

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 No.195695

>>195694

Get over him m8, don't shit up this place like you have at endchan, if you dont like his posts just hide them

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 No.195696

>>195695

Hi Nuro. You've used that samefag reply before several times.

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 No.195700

File: 6ce937a8c5d80fa⋯.mp4 (90.27 KB,602x464,301:232,EK0KH_6WsAIuZ-1.mp4)

this fucking shit

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 No.195701

>>195700

oh no not the lebs

the poor chinky winks

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 No.195706

>>195701

now they're making it a climatechange thing

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 No.195707

>>195706

>climate change

it's god's way of telling chinks, lebs and pooftas to get stuffed

at least the fires are solving real issues like lowering house prices and stopping the chinks from spitting and pissing all over the streets

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 No.195758

>>194781

fellas

does this one proud noble thread still remain?

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 No.195759

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 No.195760

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 No.195783

File: f8fc0dafa2f33c1⋯.gif (1.73 MB,390x220,39:22,1492089065724.gif)

>tfw just realized this place is still up

Who's still here? Any named NEETd>

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 No.195784

>>195783

you will have to go to the other chan board if you want namefags

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 No.195801

Morning neets

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 No.195802

File: eddb8d192d65761⋯.png (626.5 KB,714x724,357:362,9e974c347fa0a6b42701b1f3c6….png)

Neets are on endchan and to some extent 16chan

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 No.195803

>>195802

Na, more than comfy here

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 No.195805

>>195803

yeah but sure is dead af

at least dan's has kept their doors open so i know you cunts are still out there somewhere

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 No.195806

File: 821fb689e40fcd5⋯.jpg (175.91 KB,1162x775,1162:775,dan8588.jpg)

>>195805

He is always there for us

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 No.195842

I went to vote before and they couldn't find me on the system, pretty sure I enrolled, I don't give a fuck either way anyway

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 No.195843

>>195842

how do you know you even exist?

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 No.195844

File: aa6e845cb3358aa⋯.jpg (170.05 KB,1632x1224,4:3,0009698075.jpg)

I'm with TPG and connected to the 'NBN 50' which is $69 a month, I'm wondering if I should increase it to the faster plan 'NBN 100' which is $89 a month, anyone know if it even is much faster? I get pretty fast speeds on torrents on this plan.

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 No.195845

>>195844

if your up/downstream speeds are near max and there's almost no noise on your line then go for it m8

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 No.195846

>>195844

I'm on a 100/40 plan only went on it cause it was $10 extra a month so i thought why not, i'd stick with the 50 plan, I personally wouldnt pay 90 a month

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 No.195847

Who would've guessed that Coronageddon would have seen vast numbers of Wagies joining our ranks?

Welcome to all the Newneets. As you adjust to your new circumstances, we hope our experience and wisdom can be of use. Perhaps you could can see the gold on the different path.

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 No.195848

>>195847

>implying retail/warehouse wagecucks can ever be made redundant

just end me lads…

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 No.195849

File: 2f63a07d44ebf0b⋯.png (120.69 KB,598x598,1:1,fuckdans.png)

>>195806

A 2 bottles of spirits limit, and a 2 categories limit.

I'm fucked.

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 No.195850

>>195849

only beer and spirits for me so everything is ntb

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 No.195851

>>195850

My usual is beer (XXXX Bitter), spirits (Bacardi Gold), and Sangria (4 bottles). Well, at least Dans and First Choice don't collude.

Well, at least when society collapses from smug rich elites thinking the economy can wait out an indefinite lockdown (it can't–Italy lost it after 2 months), home distilling can be a thing again…

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 No.195866

File: fe4cfa39aead8f2⋯.gif (1.08 MB,680x680,1:1,b49.gif)

>tfw brothels are closed

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 No.195867

>>195844

Fuck the NBN. I was getting 100mbps on cable. They rolled out NBN here and forced me to "upgrade" to a 50/20 plan for the same price.

It gets congested as hell in the evening and drops to below 30mbps.

Also, the captchas on this website have become a huge pain in the ass.

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 No.195868

>>195851

>home distilling can be a thing again

fuark yeah more aussie whisky

>>195866

i hear they aren't taking money from anyone whose penis isn't 1.5m long but if you own a prolific pecker then the world's your oyster

>>195867

>the captchas on this website have become a huge pain in the ass

still miles better than the recaptcha shit imo

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 No.195872

>Be a basement-dwelling NEET on the DSP

>With no frens

I actually am sitting back and giggling at everyone else losing their shit during the lockdown and 'social distancing' thing. QUICK QUESTION MY FELLOW NORMIES CAN I STILL VISIT MY GIRLFRIEND DURING LOCKDOWN!!?!?!!? …lol.

Christ, I've been social distancing since I was 5.

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 No.195886

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 No.195887

>>195886

good to see you back asio neet

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 No.195891

Howdy once again, long forgotten NEET enclave.

I had a few rough months (starting right after posting >>195872), but I'm now happy and comfy in my new NEETCastle, a newly-built 2 bedroom Flat out in the Wollombi area. Just me, alone, with no feral neighbours, and affordable on my DSP. NEETopia.

In the intervening time, I also met up with another NEET, and helped him move into his own NEETCastle… His new place is old and kinda moudly-nasty imho, but he gets to have pet sheeps.

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 No.195892

>>195891

>pet sheep

that's basically a job m8

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 No.195895

>>195891

Good to hear m8

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 No.195898

File: 2d0a85678987c7a⋯.jpg (85.03 KB,605x493,605:493,20200722_140331.JPG)

File: dbd35a40b9ed4a3⋯.jpg (84.29 KB,778x518,389:259,20200722_140440.JPG)

>>195895

Thanks. Good things come to those who neet.

Neetcastle Diary, day #24. Cooking with Neet.

Finally bought the Air Fryer that I planned for once I'd settled in. I suppose I'll do the chicken tendies thing the neetmeme says to do.

Bizarre, it was Coles 'Neptune'-brand fish-fingers were the mainstay of subsistence living, but those have gone to shit wrt quality, and the Woolies ones are now decent.

It's been almost a month, and still don't really know anyone in the area (not in the personable way, just to know their names). There's a corner-store/Cafe, but it keeps wanker-Cafe trading hours, closing at 3-4pm, which is a FPITA. I can't do my fish&chips splurge for Sunday dinner. But I could do a air-fryer roast chicken diiner now.

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 No.195900

>>195898

that looks gourmet ngl

learning names is something i personally only bother with for m80s but not knowing someone's name won't stop me from having a chat if they're up to it

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 No.195901

File: be341eb6f1970e3⋯.jpg (229.25 KB,882x737,882:737,roast_chicken_sunday_dinsd….jpg)

Even a NEET can enjoy a Sunday Roast.

This air-fryer is definitely doing a better job than an oven; cheaper and quicker, too.

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 No.195902

File: 59f6393ffebc003⋯.jpeg (25.93 KB,650x488,325:244,air_oven.jpeg)

>>195901

i dunno, i have a m8 who swears by these convection oven pots but i think a good gas stove/oven is an essential piece of kit for any good kitchen

grouse looking tucker tho, needs some peas or corn

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 No.195903

yeet yeet

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 No.195904

File: 87b3fa62fe7fee9⋯.jpg (130.4 KB,958x718,479:359,20200729_005123.JPG)

>>195902

They're not that much different, really.

>peas corn

I was thinking I should get some of those take-away cardboard boxes, then the chicken+chips+gravy would really work.

Just made some custard in the microwave as a midnight snack, and it turned out preddygud (no lumps, has good thickness, didn't boil-over inside the microwave). I should probably do a vertical, as it's something that's easy to fuck up.

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 No.195905

>>195904

Custard looks good neet, haven't had it for years.

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 No.195916

dead

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 No.195917

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 No.195930

File: 2ab6f8dab56aed9⋯.jpg (105.04 KB,750x960,25:32,1469741562674.jpg)

How many anons are legit lurking this thread? Seems like just one dude now and again. Sad that this place doesn't have many NEETs here any more, this place has had too much shit happen to it, it was dead for ages. I'm not going to ausneets, the BO was a cuck fag when I used to go there.

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 No.195932

>>195930

I drop by whenever /random/ is being retarded and otherwise being flooded with /pol/ shit.

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 No.195933

>used to work in retail

>legit have a disease that affects my balance and will eventually kill me one day

>recently quit from my job because I'm stumbling and shaking more now, the disease is affecting me mentally now, struggling with doing simple shit

>applied for DSP a few weeks ago, did apply for it last year and was rejected, I should get it now because I've had to quit my job because of the disease

>talking to my sister today, tell her I'm thinking of getting a new bigger car like an suv

>she tells me I shouldn't waste my money on something like that because I may not be driving for much longer

>this surprises me, she admits to me how my vision/sight has been deteriorating lately

>as in, if she says my name to my right/left, my eyes slowly track to her now instead of turning my head instantly

>she tells me how I used to be on the ball more/witty and I'm not as much anymore

So I'm pretty fucked up.

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 No.195934

File: 4376cc6d5d6e1da⋯.mp4 (5.67 MB,640x360,16:9,121783324_306416587381987_….mp4)

I'm not doing anything for Xmas.

Maybe having sausage sandwiches for lunch/dinner.

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 No.195935

File: 0fcafdf5cc179bb⋯.jpg (298.58 KB,1186x829,1186:829,20201225_143500.JPG)

File: 85183833fbff23a⋯.jpg (438.03 KB,1319x888,1319:888,20201225_180726.JPG)

>>195934

Xmas din dins ended up being a meat pie for lunch, and a pancake pizza.

And contemplating how there hasn't been anything special in my life for 15 years.

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 No.195936

>>195935

>separating the lid from the pie

>eating sauce on both

i thought i was the only person who did that

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 No.195937

>>195936

My younger brother showed me that when I was 6.

He also started calling eggs 'googies'.

I've always wondered where he got that from, as he hadn't started school back then…

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 No.195938

Who's on the DSP here? I'll be on it in 6 days, I'm wondering if people on dsp get a little more each fortnight than newstart, because of the corona virus you normally get about $900 a fortnight on newstart, I know the standard dsp rate is $800

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 No.195939

>>195937

did he show you how to mix the gravy and sauce to use as a dip for the lid/crust?

>>195938

you probably get more but don't count on newstart being more than $550/fortnight for long because cunts want to slash dole payments and cutting the dsp isn't something they can get away with yet

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 No.195940

>>195938

I get approx 944 fortnight, if you are renting you will get rent assistance as well, don't forget to contact your electricity provider, rego etc because you will get a discount from them as well if you are not already getting a discount from them.

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 No.195942

>>195940

I get $1084, with rent assistance. The rego discount is for one vehicle, but usually the most expensive one. The electricity rebate is somewhat miserable though, only about $15/quarter.

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 No.195943

>>195942

What do you say to your electricity provider to get them to lower the cost? I am renting, did get the lower cost regarding rego. My elec bill is always around $250 a quarter, just me living in a 1 bedroom unit, not government housing

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 No.195944

>>195942

>>195943

You have to contact your provider and quote them your CRN number, I just did it online.

I save $75.00 a quarter (this is in nsw)

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 No.195945

>>195944

I'm doing it online now but I've got to the end of it and it's asking for 'power of attorney documentation' that I can attach to the request? I don't know what that means but I ignored it and submitted it anyway, thanks mate

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 No.195946

>>195944

Trying to do this on AGL… and the werbsight isn't working in Firefox, even in rape-my-ass mode. Seems I'll have to phone them.

My NEETCastle power bill is $190/quarter.. I never use the oven or aircon..

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 No.195947

Watching the new cobra kai, it's a little gay

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 No.195948

>>195946

I use the oven to cook the big pies you get from woolies

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 No.195949

>>195948

I've actually been looking around for those 'family pies' lately, but everywhere is sold-out.. The dogmeat $4 pies x6 are all gone too. Nothing else pie-like is affected. (panic buying?)

I've got one of those combined convection-grill-microwave ovens, so I'm not being totally uncivilized.

Woke up too late to phone AGL today. I've got 50 days until the next bill, so I should be able to make it in time.

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 No.195950

>>195949

>Woke up too late to phone AGL today.

Managed/remembered to do it today. I had it enabled already..

A PITA - this neet does without a mobile phone (when 60% of income is rent, blowing $30+ a month to pretend I'm Aspiring Middle Class isn't an option, and only use Internets via a master race desktop), and the online activation process wanted one, so I had to go through the call centre. That took about 10 minutes.

The phonedesk grunt demanded that I give their evaluation survey after the call 'highest marks'. Meh. I hung up after the call.

Anyway, that was a lot to get through in my neet day. I think I deserve a pizza tonight.

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 No.195951

File: f53b3b0fed57ee7⋯.jpg (14.82 KB,260x260,1:1,download_jpeg.jpg)

>>195949

I just get a Sargent's family pie, shits good

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 No.195952

>>195950

>phonecalls

you're basically a wagie

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 No.195953

>>195952

I had to get the NBN wired up here (as in the whole New Development process the builder/owner never got it connected) by using the town's only payphone 2 kms away. Tru storee.

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 No.195954

>>195953

how the fuck did that purple text happen

ignore purple text

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 No.195955

3am posting

>>195951

I judge supermarket foods by their ingredients label, and a lot of the time, the store-brand stuff is actually much better value (probably not in the case of that brand of pie though..) Jams for example: IXL are 25-30% fruit, whereas Coles' no-frills is 40%. I wanted to try out Almond Milk recently, and the kilojoules amount indicated which stuff had the most actual almond in it (again the Coles one– it being 4% while the Premium brands were 0.5-2%). Peanut butter and Sesame Oil: higher kilojoules => less additives.

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 No.195956

>>195955

i've only just gotten into the habit of looking at nutrition facts myself

teach us more of your ways, wise neet

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 No.195957

>>195953

i just got the nbn wired up here too m8

finally getting first world speeds but shit's too exy

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 No.195958

File: c2de8fadb715366⋯.png (17.02 KB,479x222,479:222,Screenshot_2021_01_06_Spee….png)

>>195957

Here's my speeds, nbn also.

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 No.195959

My claim for the dsp is due today, how long does it normally take when this is the day it's appoved or not? I've had my phone call where they ask you questions and shit, the guy said I should have it approved in two weeks, but that was in december 10th last year.

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 No.195960

File: 51189cd2e545b85⋯.png (49.67 KB,750x400,15:8,10702142615.png)

>>195958

here's mine

>>195959

walk into cenno and give the front desk clerk a good whinge i reckon

that usually sorts out my issues

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 No.195961

>>195960

Nice, what's the fastest DL speed you get with torrents? Fastest I get is 2.6 mb/s, I only signed up with the 50/50 speed with TPG, $70/month, I'll probably upgrade to the 100/100 connection when I get the DSP, not sure if it's worth it though.

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 No.195962

>>195960

I rang up the carers line and asked them, they said their still reaching a decision regarding the job capacity phone call I had, I told them I was told by the guy who called me it would be approved 2 weeks from then and he said it'll probably be longer than that, the date when they'll reach a decision is 6th January 2021 in the Centrelink app though, so more waiting I guess

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 No.195963

File: 0c2832ca5f3152d⋯.jpg (609.89 KB,1570x1000,157:100,20210106_152027_no_pies.jpg)

>>195961

I'm 'just' a ABB 25/10 connection. My network usage is still 2005-style, with queued downloads, web, torrents, and never streaming. Youtube-dl'ing the HD files and never having Realplayer Flashbacks is how I like it. Torrents/multiple yt-dl's max out at around 3.5MB/s. I don't even bother with 'unlimited' and have yet to even hit the 100GB/month limit.

My Supermarket Pie shelves, that's been like this since November. There must be lots of NEETs where I live, or the fucking supermarket is playing sillybuggers to force people onto the expensive shit. :/

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 No.195964

>>195963

5am brainwave! I could make my own pies!

I just have to remember to get some pastry the next time I do a beef chili…

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 No.195965

>>195962

Good luck not waiting forever for it.

I got my DSP too long ago to remember much of what happened.

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 No.195966

>>195957

I'm actually happy having a landline phone again, after like 10 years. It's a NBN'd SIP kind of deal, but I can get comfy sitting on the wicker chair in my living room and handle all the otherwise stressful shit like managing getting a drivers license (separate story: trying to get into a Community Driving License Access Programme, because this NEET has no friends/family/money to do it otherwise–been waiting since October) without burning through the $30/365-day mobile phone plan..

(Another reason to use that public phone to get the NBN connected was it being heaps cheaper than mobile, being 50c flat-rate, regardless of how long I was put on hold.)

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 No.195967

>>195964

I'm pretty keen to make myself a pumpkin pie, I think it would be great, I've been searching for my town- pies to see if I could get one made but seemingly no one does it, like only the US. It's only meat pies over her, I can't find anywhere that make like a different flavoured pie to order, only cakes

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 No.195968

>>195967

There's actually a bit of a Family Legend here about Gramma Pies… Teenage Granddad met Teenage Granma when she (the sister of his best mate) made him a gramma pie for his birthday. (This is 1920s-era working-class flirting.) …only she didn't know to remove the seeds. Granpa ate it all…

(Gramma is a kind of pumpkin-squash thing. Googling that is showing me a lot of old Aussie recipes.

)

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 No.195969

File: af4b090f83065f8⋯.jpg (318.69 KB,1266x941,1266:941,20210107_190132_frankferti….JPG)

>>195956

More wisdom incoming.

Cooking frankfurts the NEET way

At my last place I had a gas stove, which was great for efficiently getting boiling water to cook a hot lunch. Don't have one now, though.

My new tricky way: just pouring boiling water on won't heat these through, so after pouring and waiting for that heat to do what it can, I put these in the microwave for a minute, then rest for a minute, then nuke for another minute, rest again, and usually by the third time they've cooked through enough to have start splitting.

(Just nuking for 3 minutes straight will put too much heat into the frankfurts and make them nasty, so doing it in stages and getting the water to do most of the cooking works best.)

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 No.195970

File: 9137a15dea82153⋯.jpg (246.57 KB,921x608,921:608,20210109_144127_pie_has_ar….JPG)

>>195963

\o/

Thanks, Steven Cain.

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 No.195971

>>195961

i barely torrent anything these days because there's nothing really worth watching imo

just vidya and youtube for me

>>195966

this whole voip deal has been working out great for me too but fuck not having a phone when the internet goes out

>>195969

i hope to never live long enough to see myself living in a house without a stove

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 No.195972

>>195971

I still torrent new movies and shows and shit, opened up qbitorrent to seed a lot because I figured why not with an unlimited connection.

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 No.195973

>>195971

>i hope to never live long enough to see myself living in a house without a stove

There's a stove, I just don't want to habitually use it, largely due to the cost.

Tonight's din-dins: mashed-up cheap meat pie and instant noodles. "Camping food."

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 No.195974

>>195973

I'm cooking 4 pork sausages I got from coles, just going to have them on bread and a bit of sauce.

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 No.195975

>>195974

sounds alright

that was the kind of food i lived off when my dad couldn't be stuffed spending on anything else but booze for himself

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 No.195976

File: 4d0df7fee5e9414⋯.jpg (4.76 KB,250x250,1:1,325.jpg)

>tfw haven't been working since November last year

>been on Newstart since then

>starting to realize how fucked being a NEET is again

>had my last phone call from a gp who was referred from Centrelink yesterday, apparently it's the last step they put you through before you get the DSP, was told it would just be another two weeks

even more waiting fucking great

If I could I would 100% look for another job. Getting paid weekly is awesome, just having money.

It's the only getting paid each fortnight bullshit and having to stretch it to last that long that's killing me, my savings are dwindling at a massive rate. I lost weight through fasting last year and I'm now going to a gym lifting, I've got to eat a lot to keep it up, but now that I'm a NEET it's all gone out of wack, I can see myself going back to eating cheap trash food and putting all that weight on again. No chick would look at me when I was obese, even now I don't really get any female attention.

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 No.195977

File: d0da31b9c2c568f⋯.jpg (269.52 KB,1200x900,4:3,20210205_birthdayneetcake.jpg)

Yesterday was birthday.

I baked myself a cheesecake. No-one else would …but it was gud. I used http://allrecipes.com.au/recipe/12824/easy-lemon-cheesecake.aspx but didn't have any lemon, but really didn't impact on the gudness; the texture and the rest was has it should be… The passionfruit syrup had some agar agar jelly added to keep it sliding off.

Crap NEETLife happenings that's happened since last time: I've mentioned signing up for the 'Driver License Training Access Programming'.. and it's been nearly 4 months of the outsourced guy in charge sitting on his hands. During the latest keep-in-contact call to find out what's going on, he's revealed he's a Boong, and he's sitting on his hands until the Government gives him enough money to hire all of his Aunties, -and- he wants to use Commercial driving instructors, not the Volunteer groups like Rotary the programme was designed for. Of course, he blames the Government for nothing proceeding. I'm now emailing the volunteer training groups directly, but haven't got a reply yet. (Old People can't until email..)

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 No.195978

File: 0b4c0042585b5ff⋯.jpeg (69.24 KB,1104x621,16:9,fren.jpeg)

>>195976

yeah most rag on the neet lifestyle but it is a struggle if you try to maintain any kind of higher standard of living on that kinda budget

you gotta accept it for what it is and then it becomes kinda comfy

>>195977

happy birthday fren

cheesecake is all about the texture anyway so i am glad you got a nice cheesecake for your birthday

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 No.195979

>>195977

Happy birthday m8, hope you enjoyed the cheesecake, looks delicious.

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 No.195980

>>195977

> I've mentioned signing up for the 'Driver License Training Access Programme.. [..] he wants to use Commercial driving instructors, not the Volunteer groups like Rotary the programme was designed for.

Confirmed: I've been thrown at a Commercial Driving School, whose first priority is Wealthy Highschool Kids, and it's an absolute scam of one lesson a fortnight because richkids take priority.

I'm figuring they're charging the DLTA guy $150/hour for a $65/hr normal rate, and the DLTA wants his $150/hour, so it's costing the Government $300 for every hour of my having starting scratch every time because it's too fucking long between lessons and I don't get any other practice.

Hmm, it's a $2200 fine and 12 months L-licence suspension if I get caught practicing by myself, with additional penalties for stealing the car…

NEET in a Bucket.

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 No.195981

File: 06154a43e4a3722⋯.gif (293.81 KB,498x498,1:1,falcunt.gif)

>>195980

good luck m8, i remember getting my license being the hardest thing to do on the dole but the best thing i ever did

get your lessons if you can but look into paying for extra lessons if you feel like you need the practice

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 No.195982

File: 7f9d860eeb800c8⋯.jpg (66.65 KB,976x549,16:9,_115371412_gettyimages_126….jpg)

I'm worried that they're going to make it no jab/no dole. What is a neet to do?

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 No.195989

>>195982

Getting the actual shot doesn't bug me too much, as I already have Autism. By the looks of it, 'phase 3' injections will be months away.. But the "You Must Carry A Smartphone With The Service NSW App Running Constantly To Prove You're Immunized (and monitor everything you do 24/7 by every security agency that's pwned the ASIO kiddies)" that shits me.

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 No.196042

NSW is rolling out the Gladys Golds/Dine and Discover vouchers; $100 bux to get you into more expensive dining/entertaining establishments.

What a fucking hand-out to rich cunts, both the users of the vouchers, and the over-priced restaurants wanting more money.

Of course, it's tied to the Lizard People's COVIDSafe App, that's the only way to use the vouchers.

This NEET can't afford a Smartphone or the reoccurring-cost mobile broadband. Not that I go out, either. It's the Liberals buying votes from Aspirationals again.

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 No.196043

>>196042

i wonder if you could exploit loopholes in the app to eat like a king

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 No.196044

Wow, I remember this board being slow but this place is really fucking dead, huh?

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 No.196045

File: 0fac5f26701973c⋯.png (74.18 KB,859x687,859:687,frens.png)

>>196044

yeah, i graduated from neetdom a few years ago but i just come back here for the feels

hope you cunts are doing ok wherever you are now

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 No.196046

>>195989

this

why have any hope in this fucking country

can't get in/out without lizardman vacc. meanwhile youtubers doing fucking travel vlogs just kill me.

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 No.196072

Fuck Aldi and their mandatory check-ins where it's not required.

Got fucked-over with that while trying to buy a $5 2kg bag of chicklegs today.

They were $3 dearer at Coles, but let's consider that a donation for not shitting on Battlers who don't Into Smartphones or Email.

Not minding having to wear a mask though. I bought a decent one during the first post-lockdown glut (a "$20" washable fabric one, that was going for $4.99..) The great thing about masks I've found is not having to worry about having to shave before going out.

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 No.196073

>>196072

I just tell them that I check in, I haven't been made to show my phone.

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 No.196074

>>196073

Probably wouldn't have worked, as the Checkoutzoomer looked the type to make an example out of someone to validate themselves to their smartphone masters, and would've asked to see it..

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 No.196075

>>196072

Another blog about mandatory but-not-mandatory situation yesterday..

Had to buy a new motorbike tire, and tried a local shop first.

Demands for COVID-Safe check in at the door. Ask for the sign-in, and get chewed-out with the erroneous "it's illegal to sign in with anything but a smartphone" crap by a drone. Then get continuously ear-bashed about Sydney riders coming up to buy from them, etc., while I'm filling in the log, as I only have a feature-phone Nokia with no mobile broadband (..because, like, I'm a fucking unemployed NEET who doesn't blow ~$800/year to pretend they're a imbecile Normie pretending they're Surfing The Future with their Cybernetic Augmentation.)

>You need to upgrade your phone, Mate.

<Fuck off.

(Somehow that made other people in the shop laugh..)

omg, I swore at someone loudly because I was wearing a mask to hide my identity.

Then again, that guy was being a cunt to a Battler.

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 No.196076

>>196075

>"it's illegal to sign in with anything but a smartphone"

yeah nah paper is king

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 No.196077

Blog. Day 18445.

Ref: >>195980 >>195978

The disadvantaged driving license program was a bust, and kicked off it today for not being test-ready after only 7 hours of actual driving experience, because, like, I don't know anyone with a car to practice with inbetween the once-a-month lessons. Expected it though, when the 'service provider' turned out to be a for-profit, and I knew I'd be shafted again.

I emailed a non-profit provider guy (whose program was only for under-21s, being tied to a Youth Services thing) and asked if he knew of any over-21s training schemes.. He was actually a lot more considerate than anyone I've been in contact with to date, and would ask around.

But.. no plans of what to do next. I really want to complain to the RMS who oversee the DLAP and tell them the for-profit guy is cream-skimming and leaving the really-disadvantaged applicants behind (and being a Boong who is using it as another Government Free Money).

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 No.196078

File: b48959331467538⋯.png (229.3 KB,1061x858,1061:858,lockdown.png)

>>196077

And Coronaggeddon can't come soon enough.

I can't be the only one hoping and waiting for shit to hit the fan after the past year of patronizing Normies waving their Smartphones around to scare a virus away. Let's enjoy ETERNAL LOCKDOWN

Shit's here for good, like Polio, which is doing the rounds again.

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 No.196079

>>196078

when people start having seizures and dying on the street make sure to make us a few webms m8

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 No.196080

>>196078

<From: Aussie Broadband <no-reply@team.aussiebroadband.com.au>

<Subject: Free daytime data during lockdown

<Dear Anonymous,

< In light of the lockdown in New South Wales, we wanted to do our part, however big or small, to help support our customers.

< For those on a limited data NBN plan, we are providing free unlimited daytime data (6am-6pm) and hope this helps with working and schooling from home.

< Free unlimited daytime data has already been activated, since Saturday, for our limited data customers in New South Wales and will remain in place until Midnight, July 9 (or until the lockdown ends, if it is extended beyond July 9).

The NEETs who only have the cheapest 100GB/month plans to save monies rejoice.

Just checked the bandwidth stats, and it is still in effect..

EXTERNAL LOCKDOWN plz.

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 No.196081

>>196079

I live in a low socioeconomic area. That shit already happens.

The Sunday night before last, there was a big Family Street Fight involving the fucked-up Teenage Parent neighbours and another house of teenage ice addicts.

Teenage parents: they're 19.. the kid is about to start school… perhaps, because he's screams and swears like his turn-it-up-to-15 mongrel family who carry on like they're always bashing someone in a McDonalds.

Chatting with an old neighbour, we're unanimous that the kid is doomed.

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 No.196082

File: 10c46254693ec86⋯.jpg (59.21 KB,800x471,800:471,20210730_134641_freevidya.JPG)

>>196080

So this is how the other half live.

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 No.196083

>>196081

Yeah I had a single mother with 3 kids to 3 different fathers living next door in one of the flats and they were the same, the mother was a complete bogan, the kids have no chance tbh.

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 No.196084

>>196080

I think thats only because NBN CO has given providers some bandwidth relief

https://www.itnews.com.au/news/nbn-co-to-offer-a-month-of-bandwidth-relief-to-internet-providers-568017

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 No.196086

>>196072

The now-mandatory check-in at Supermarkets thing is getting to me.

Been pondering options for foraging. https://fallingfruit.org/ is pretty useful, however there's only so much lemons and blackberries in a diet.

Being a Pensioner I have a free fishing permit that doesn't need applying for (just show the pension card).. but can't see any good local public land water sources here.

Pity that the Milko home delivery guys are gone.

I wonder how simple a fake COVIDsafe App would be. Would even a fake screenshot of the green-tick thing work?

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 No.196088

>>196086

…and now it's mandatory at petrol stations.

Hmm, time to start living the Cyberpunk life that finds it necessary to use technological measures

to avoid the control of the State and its complicit citizens.

Obviously there's still cops checking this board for the next Fappening, so won't mention what I have in mind.

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 No.196090

>>196086

>Being a Pensioner I have a free fishing permit that doesn't need applying for (just show the pension card).

the more you know

you can also get out of needing a license by identifying as a boong

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 No.196091

>>196090

I believe boongs can go around hunting native animals, including those endangered like Dugongs, too.

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 No.196092

Huh, it was Census night last night.

Did anyone realize?

I got a notice in the post about two weeks ago saying "Dear Rich People, please fill in your form now ONLINE because we're penny-pinching on servers, and it'll help towards getting you double-counted when you're included in someone else's form on the census night", but there's been absolutely zero mention of the Census anywhere since.

I wanted a paper form to fill in.

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 No.196094

File: 35dfc380241018d⋯.png (360.4 KB,999x670,999:670,plague_doctor_shitpost.png)

Yes, I posted this to reddit first.

>>196092

Finally got the 'youse didn't fill in your census online with your electronic Australia Card you fucking poor person oh my god stand over there and get lectured down too by a 24yo with a hipster beard' letter in the mail. Finally. There was a phone number to an automated service to request one. Wouldn't it have been a good idea to give that in the first place? Used a payphone to order it– those are free now.

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 No.196095

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

1970s TV Commercial with 18 year-old model.

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 No.196096

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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 No.196099

I can gain access to any íClóùd if you have any accounts you want access to then add me on snåpchåt and search for landenolga or you can add me on kīk and search for Stanislav.Todorov

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 No.196113

first post in 2022

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 No.196114

>>196113

Also the only post so far in 2022. For anyone reading this, /ausneets/ has moved to another place, which I won't name, but you can find with some googling.

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 No.196115

>>194781

shut the fuck up

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 No.196118

File: e90d1182bae1145⋯.jpg (299.73 KB,1024x800,32:25,20220722_165209_postfwdlef….JPG)

Hello NEETs, PostieNEET here.

After the 2 years of being fucked-over by driving instructors, the next period of being inbetween accommodation will be on the Postie again, instead of with a car like I planned. I'll see about dropping photos here when I can.

Given that rents have gone exponential, and food costs have doubled for those of us at the low end, my pensioner income isn't covering the Living-in-a-Rental Lifestyle, so bailing on the place here.

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 No.196125

File: c58fcb2453c9a7d⋯.jpg (225.85 KB,1163x830,1163:830,20230131_154337.jpg)

File: 4a2895a222ce664⋯.jpg (111.3 KB,1158x867,386:289,20230131_123959.jpg)

>>196118

beep beep

75 days into the trip, and fucking rain all over Queensland blocking my getting to NT. I'm currently stuck in a caravan park (9 days so far) waiting for AusPost to deliver new clutch plates.

Bit it is good.

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 No.196126

File: 67e4878fb2c77c9⋯.jpg (331.24 KB,999x1100,999:1100,banepostie.JPG)

>>196125

With Postie staying at the mechanic and me being just another solo male traveler in a tent, fuck-all of my fellow travelers even talk to me ;_;

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 No.196129

>>196125

>>196126

Just happened to stop by and see this.

I think this board is ghosted.

Maybe try here:

https://endchan.org/ausneets/catalog.html

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 No.196133

>>196129

Fuck that fakeneet board.. Fuck you for shilling it, too.

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 No.196142

File: ad7a96dc88fe32d⋯.jpg (260.22 KB,1440x1080,4:3,20230808_130148.JPG)

File: 322d37d8bf2a726⋯.jpg (272.63 KB,1440x1080,4:3,20230809_180722.JPG)

Still at it. It's now something like 260 days of traveling and vandalizing garbage bins across the Nullabour and rescuing almost-roadkilled wombats.

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