/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

Bum gash from a car crash while smoking hash

Gonna need to add more honey next time I make my marinade, otherwise it seemed to have gone well.

I've made $19.21 browsing officeworks and Reddit today

>>167927

waaaah bagus tetek! Mau makanan wkwkwk

>>167930

>waaaah bagus tetek! Mau makanan wkwkwk

waaaah nice tits! Want food at a time

How do you even pronounce wkwkwk?

>>167931

Waka Waka waka

It's Indonesian version of "lol"

>>167932

That's Fozzy Bear's catchphrase. Filthy stealing gooks.

>>167934

Non-whites shouldn't be allowed to become politicians.

>>167934

If elected he pledges more designated shitting streets, and will rename the district to Plopton.

>>167936

1 and a half years for them to become a superpower.

Almost made enough for 6 goonsacks and I've only done 20 minutes of actual work

Fuck this was funny

https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/10/23/14/00/truckie-racist-rant-viral-south-australia

Work has put a passive aggressive printout in the kitchen saying "we are not your mother" etc. regarding the dishes. I think it was directed at me because it says "(yes even the teaspoons you stir your coffee with)". The only dishes I've used are the teaspoons and a mug which largely stays on my desk.

Would it have been so hard to just tell me? Jesus Christ

>>167944

People do not like confrontation NEET. the very idea scares them.

>>167944

My workplace has a kitchen roster. I just ignore it. It wasn't in my employment contract.

>>167945

Which is ironic, given their notes are usually far more triggering than a conversation.

>>167943

Good on him. Too bad he'll be out of business within the week.

Doctor Who: Thank you Rosa Parks for teaching me about Earth Racism

Rosa Parks: You’re welcome Doctor Who. Thank you for teaching me about Space Racism

3.5h left, this day is going quite fast. I've just been reading about gprs and other communication systems. Got Friday off too

>>167944

I dislike these notes. Mostly because it's the supervisors that will write them in cases that don't really involve the workplace, just to make things convenient for them. I was working freight and one of the carts had a note saying "DON'T TOUCH THIS CART, I WILL CUT YOU." written on blue paper in pen. Of course I knew this was in jest but I felt angered by it nonetheless. In my silent rage I took a permanent marker and wrote "I saw you write this cunt, do it again and I'll fucking rape you in the parking lot unna." directly on top of the sentence. The cart was still there but the paper was gone the following morning.

>>167953

It's a catch 22 situation. But in my pursuit of new experiences I discovered a new emotion. I think it's above lividness and slightly left of depression. Though it has no visual distinction you can feel a numbing flame in your chest. Like resetting the world wouldn't be such a bad idea at that moment in time.

17 degrees today in Shitbourne, have to go to uni today ree

>>167954

I'm not sure what emotion you mean but I think I might know of it. Something like the feeling of a new start and new prospects. I don't hae any such potentials left, there is nothing I want to do or experience out there, I just want to stay home.

>>167955

What's wrong with 17 degrees? That is good. You still have to be careful of the summer sun at this time of year though.

Less then 1 hour

>>167956

17 degrees is perfect, but uni is not

5 minutes

Good afternoon NEETs.

>>167959

you're free!!!

>tfw minor case of major depression

Exciting thread.

>>167964

???

>>167964

They know too…

>>167964

I wish people would stop posting in Indonesian here.

I just opened a box of Jatz if anybody wants a couple.

>>167967

saya tidak di bahasa

>>167923

You NEETs are shit at making threads.

>>167919

I let off the most incredible fart today, I was pushing a poo out and there was a whole intestine worth of flatulent pressurised behind it.

I have never had a fart like it.

It was so intense and short, sounded like a car hitting a wall.

>tfw no cow to suck off

>tfw no gf to milk

>tfw no banjo to suck at

>>167939

>it was attended mostly by housewives

>he showed them his dick.

How was it received?

>>167939

never knew NK was your cousin

>>167976

He's the reason hue's nannybot is fecal incontinent.

>>167977

I'd love for hue to hear the time she rode him hard

>>167943

"Fit in or fuck off" isn't racist.

>>167979

>fit in or fuck off

is what NK tells his penis when he meets a Tight UNNA girl and it's rape time

>>167944

Mine says "our elves or something like that are out, you will have to do your own dishes" and it has a picture of dobby from Harry Potter.

No one does the dishes anyway.

>>167979

You obviously didn't get the memo. Everything is racist now.

>>167950

How many pings did it get?

>>167981

If the company can afford to pay execs $500k+, they can afford to pay an office cleaner for 3 hours work a night.

>>167982

I say it to my missus when she speaks in jungle jive.

>>167985

I hope you're still calling her Toby and threatening to horse whip her.

>>167954

>I saw you write this cunt, do it again and I'll fucking rape you in the parking lot unna

Did you actually do this, if you did then fucking top cunt

>>167984

No, all money must go to the Execs to fuel their binges

>>167987

The unna gave it away as a larp.

>>167989

One day I plan on putting an UNNA sign on NKs car

>>167985

She also says it to you at the start of sex

>>167990

I was thinking about NK today, where would we get an NK body pillow from?

>>167991

I know she says wrong hole a lot.

so apparently gangstagrass is a thing..

>>167992

https://www.artscow.com/photo-gifts/body-pillow-case/body-pillow-case-dakimakura-911

>>167993

does she know of unna posting

>>167964

I read that as huggies nappies and pee pee as wee wee.

>>167966

That's part of the pleasure.

>>167968

Do you have any dip?

I got a nice dip from aldi a while back, it was crab meat.

>>167999

Not a big fan of dip, sorry. I tend to just put some cheddar and/or sausage on them.

>>167984

We are a Not for Profit org, so yeah we should be able to.

Not for profit just means you need to spend all the profit.

>>167986

I let her frolic in the yard and call her kunte

>>167993

Nobody knows that. And it's not "a lot".

>>168002

Oh Shit Monk, are you out for good

>>168000

You should get some crab dip.

What kind of sausage?

>>168005

He'll be back.

t. Monk's Dad.

>>168002

Good lad

>>168000

>Sausage

>On his Sayo

heh

Unrestrained NEET Sausage

>>168006

Depends what I have. Sometimes it's kabana, on this occasion it's a Barossa Fine Foods Bierstick.

Unwashed NEET Sausage.

>>168002

What's wrong with living in a warehouse?

>>168013

Nothing, I will miss playing my music loudly

>>167995

>Body Pillow Case(Center) : 6000x2100 or Higher

Only if we could get a quality shot.

>>168011

Kabana is crap these days. I don't think I've had anything from Barossa Fine Foods that I haven't liked.

Finally called my nan after months of putting it off and having my Dad gently remind me of it every week

Feels good to get it out of the way but had to cringe when I hung up

>>168013

>warehouse

The first incarnation of the neet compound

>>168018

Pretty tempted tbh, but I need a higher quality version.

>>168019

Have a goon

>>168022

Still a week to go cuz

>>168021

Hey it's low enough quality that if the rents ask you can say its an anime girl

Can P platers use trailers?

>>168025

Yes.

>>168025

IIRC P1s can't in some states but P2s can

This lasagna is taking so long to cook.

>>168027

Back in my day we didn't have lettered plates, we just had a car card in our wallets.

>>168028

My chicken, sweet potato and cherry tomatoes took 1 minute 30 in the microwave. Changing up the meal prep this week.

>>168030

You microwaved tomatoes?

>>168030

My box of jatz took 3 seconds to open

>>168031

smooth criminal

>>168029

Well there are red Ps and green Ps, though IIRC ACT just has the one set of Ps

>>168032

sauage + jatz = Soggy Sao

>>168034

SA just has one too, we take them off after a year.

>>168034

I was just fucking with you. Car card. Really?

>>168039

Is that Phil Spector? Why do you keep posting him?

I wish I didn't over eat today

>>168042

The pics of Phil should help you purge.

I didn't have the auto updater on so i thought no one had posted for about 3 hours and i was scared.

>>168045

Whenever it goes quiet for more than 5 mins I have to face the reality outside of the magic box.

>>168046

Visit Dan Murphy's website to avoid this.

>>168046

I often find myself just looking at the seconds till update thing tick downwards until the refresh. Then just do it again, even if no one has posted.

I do almost nothing else on my computer except watch videos

>>168044

Eww wow, what a disgusting genetic abomination. Obviously god was high on ecstasy when he created this "mistake"

Neets, why do you Neet? Do you suck the government teet all day long, or what? are you white abbos who are essentially homeless bums living in homes?

>>168048

What about wanking?

>>168050

Aboriginal women make fantastic prositutes

>>168050

Most of us here Aren't NEETs that said people NEET for one of two major reasons with usually some overlap, difficulty in finding a job or that they have mental health issues in a stressful working enviroment

>>168053

Wow that was pure hard honesty to something I already knew the answer too because I work in community care. Feel a bit guilty now.

>>168052

In Darwin I was Proposed to by some underage abbo girls, the parents were right fucking there too, they were like, "ya you go an fuk ka dat wite boi yeh, babbies is good, babbies is good" In my mind an image of the abysmally low IQ children that would result from such a incident changed my feelings from amusement to utter disgust.

5g rolling out in Perth, how fucked are we neets?

We need to establish a neet permaculture commune before everyone gets slow roasted by Jew radiation.

>>168053

But then again, being a NEET is essentially an undercover operation you know….. ya know what I mean, you need to be "mentally unwell" to obtain money, so yeah I understand. Most people on a NEET forum catered specifically to NEETS, not being NEETS? ? ?

>>168057

basically most of us came here as NEETs and have stayed when we got a job as we enjoy the company we get here

No, I do not like abled bodied NEETS, I work in a job I do not like, and I hate the government. But sponging off taxpayers is wrong. That is why I hate welfare in general. Other people should not sacrifice their money to pay for my children and vice versa, Medical students under supervision can be a good source of cheap health care. Charities should focus on helping actual Australians rather than people on the other side of the planet

>>168058

He loved reverberation effects, that is it. Phil Spector is interesting, but massively limited and overrated, and a complete psycho, and ugly as sin.

>>168054

Aboriginals are funny cunts.

>>168060

I had no qualms about taking welfare when I was a NEET, if you ever paid into the system you are just taking some back out when in need.

I think I'll take a break from smoking weed. Its becoming a habit

>>168064

Good lad, I think a pretty good rule is to only indulge in such things on a weekend.

>>168065

I have it pretty down to only after I have done everything I need to do that day. But then there are about 3 or 4 wasted hours every day.

>>168064

>>168066

Take dexies instead

NK when can you go into a body scanner to make that body pillow?

I was thinking, NK on the front and UNNA on the bag.

segera lihat pacar :)

>>168070

2 late m8, I already do.

>>168071

¿qué?

>>168075

Night desert cruiser

>>168072

are you weber

>>168077

That goes on the back. When you tell NK body pillow he's a boong and he tells you back. You turn it over and say, "no, she's a boong"

>>168079

NEETParty in the Front Bunnasiness at the back

>>168080

Exactly.

>>168083

Nice sweetheart

>>168083

Goodnight oriental fancier, I must say your orientals are becoming rather lewd.

>lewd oriental something

>>168083

Dump nip, showering in her underpants. And they wonder why they lost the war.

>>168087

>All I want to do is stay home and watch anime, play video games

This sounds dangerously like ambition - I may have to report you to the neet council. Personally I just spend most my time refreshing websites.

>>168089

We should be reporting the people who actually have jobs to the council, we should not be fighting amongst ourselves.

Lifted a really heavy box at work yesterday without bending my knees and today my back is fucked, went to a physio after work and said I did it at home because I don't want to get involved with workers comp since I'm new and it will fuck up future prospects

>>167949

I'm not even gonna watch the new episodes

>>168061

I don't know that much about him. I've just heard his name around the place lots and he is an ugly cunt.

Nite

No goon tonight, eating some corn chips instead

I wish I had a gf

>>168055

hahahaha Neetdom being a nobelman, ha, I actually like you, cheers bro!

>>168101

???"????????????????????)()

>>168087

NO, you actually sound like someone who want stuff that costs money and feels entitled to not working for it. Fuck off mate. Like seriously how can you expect anyone to sympathise or support you with that non - existent morality? Jeezus christ it is like someone coming up to me and expecting me to congratulate them for killing someone and getting away with it.

>>168087

NO you are too fucking fucking lazy to be a nobleman of any era, just a waste of oxygen.

>>168105

ok, fair enough , each to their own I guess. But then again… do you vote for … more welfare, your a left winger ? and you see no problem with taking other peoples money with no work what so ever on your part. That is so wrong mate. so awfully wrong. Well you can expect a fist in your face If I magically find out who you are and where you live.

Bedtime. Night Night NEETs

>>168107

There is no right wing in this country, it's all left wing to varying degrees.

I don't care about the others, 62% voted yes in the referendum and those that didn't mostly are retired anyway.

I would expect no such thing, that's just ignorant internet posturing.

Get out of bed you lazy boongs

>>168113

Morning

>>168114

Morning

>>168115

Morning also

>tfw impressed

Tomorrow is a big day in my life.

>tfw undressed

>>168120

It is impressive.

>>168121

Hope the move goes well, matey,.

>>168124

I don't think I've ever been able to listen to a non-classical album in its entirety. I usually know within a few seconds if I like a song and if I don't I skip it.

>>168125

It's got an ensemble as the band, I think it's his voice that makes it so blase.

>>168126

Don't you need to change Nannybot's nappy or something?

Man a lot of the shit at kmart is so fucking cheap

>>168124

What kind of music do you enjoy?

>>168129

Cheap in terms of dollars, or cheap in terms of quality?

>>168130

I'm listening to this at the moment and I've been in to Zappa for about a decade. But really, I like something from most "genre's" if it's done well.

I've been listening to Delaney and Bonnie and Doc Watson a lot lately.

>>168132

Check out "Frost music" by "The frost" (its psychedelic rock, i don't know if you're into that) Johny Winter's "Second winter", "Everybody knows this is nowhere" by Neil Young is a great album to.

https://www.kmart.com.au/category/home-&-entertainment/home-by-room/bathroom/towels/251044

Which uniform colour towels should I get neets?

https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/crime-and-justice/pedestrian-cyclists-runin-in-brisbane-cbd/news-story/267d4abdae5012965517b75809542443

Fucking cyclist is on the footpath illegally, hits a pedestrian, and the fucking jew media and cops side with the cyclist.

>>168134

Sterling or aubergine.

>>168136

Also make sure you get a couple of hand towels and flannels in the same colour.

>>168137

and a bath mat.

>>168134

>>168136

Silver and Aubergine.

>>168133

>"Second winter"

That sounds like it's up my alley, I have listened to a bit of Johnny Winter and he produced (I think that's right) King Bee by Muddy Waters.

I'll check them out.

>>168135

Cyclists should drive on the road, get no insurance, have to pay for damages and get hit by cars.

>>168141

I agree.

There's no reason they can't sport license plates and pay registration and third party insurance.

If I have to register a harmless gun, they should have to register a weapon like a bicycle.

Time to strain the spaghetti

>>168142

And that money could pay for bike lanes and they should get fined for not staying in them.

>>168143

Bicyclists cause more harm than firearms.

>>168145

We are in total agreeance, my good man.

>>168147

>english women

no thank you

>>168148

Only 4 of them are. The other is a nigger ape.

>>168152

>Slmt pagi NEETs!!!!

>

>Saya ke benkel dan kerja hari ini.

>

>Bagus hari untuk kamu ya! Tetep tenang

Late morning NEETs !!!!

I came back and worked today.

Good day for you huh! Keep calm

>>168153

>Going to mechanic and work today

>>168154

I suspect Google doesn't understand the subtleties of language.

>>168155

Most of the NEETs don't either.

>tfw running late.

I think I have rushed enough to be almost back on schedule.

Have a good day NEETiepoos.

Watch this video, this is what happens when you don't brush your teeth.

Fuck me NEETs i did it again. i didn't click the auto update so i was waiting for about 40 minutes thinking that it is awfully quiet this morning.

>>168159

Why do you need to click it? It should default to on.

>>168159

Dude, I've done that for days

>>168160

it doesn't for some reason

>>168161

its not a competition.

>>168162

>its not a competition.

LOSERS keep saying that. WINNERS stare at their monitor for days wondering why nobody is replying to their posts while binge eating chocolate.

>>168164

cunny

Time for wageing

>>168163

What would a 4D women be like i wonder?

>>168167

Her boobs would be hyperspheres.

>>168170

>Lovecraft

The original neet. Never held a job in his life, spent his youth and most his life in extreme social isolation, living with his mummyboy. Ugly as hell. Despised jews and immigrants. A paragon of neetly virtue really.

>>168171

and yet he married a jewish girl

>>168167

He held minor jobs a few times.

>>168172

>>168173

Blatant hypocrisy is a neetly virtue too.

>>168176

you should by the pizza base then add what you want onto it.

>>168176

I actually don't mind them, I put lots of cheese on the top though.

>>168176

As far as frozen pizzas go, Dr Oetker is pretty good.

>>168177

I normally make my own from scratch. Before I took Mummybot back to her own house on the coast, she took it upon herself to fill my freezer with stuff.

My main problem with this one is it doesn't really taste of anything. Just going through the motions with a mouth full of warm stuff.

>>168178

The neet council's nutritional committee recommends adding at least 500g of shredded cheese to the pizza, per person.

>>168179

I believe they own the Pappa Guiseppe brand too.

I have massively improved my telephone conversing ability in recent weeks. I just called and dealt with a gas company like I imagine a CEO would.

>>168183

thats a lewd gif of plank

>>168186

Weber would fuck up learning to play that too.

You will now remember that embarrassing thing you did that one time.

We're half way through the wage boys

im going to the supermarket you boys need anything?

>>168190

Some nicorette cooldrops, some bananas, some personal lubricant and a pack of original Doritos

>>168190

I'm going to strog your noff.

yeah grab me a couple of tubes of lube as well thanks

>>168190

A girlfriend that i can hold tonight.

>>168191

>>168192

>>168193

>>168194

i'm back from the supermarket and i didn't get any of that.

>>168199

MODS!!!

i have a feeling that this shit is going to be here a while. unless possum or cruisy are here.

The wage drags on

This is why I voted no to faggot acceptance

oh dear the school children are out….

an unpleasant thread.

24 degrees today in Shitbourne, rather disturbed by the unspoilered drawfag being posted today

Typical Canadian. I'm ashamed to be part of the same empire.

I thought we hired a new hotpocket, where is he?

>>168219

cruisey is at work probably

Dogs>cats

Cruisey is going to be so disappointed.

Only one more day of wagecrafting left.

>>168226

I've got tomorrow off

Yay weekend

>>168227

I took today off sick. Woke up with my eye swollen shut. It's been troubling me for a month or two. Probably a gland tumor or something, knowing my luck.

>>168227

Lucky bugger.

I'd let Rebecca Morse touch my pee pee.

Second Streetwise Feast of the week consumed.

Home Sweet Home

hello fellow adults

I very much like this thread

>>168235

Because of the horse cock?

Is HarmonicaNEET still persevering?

>>168237

DO NOT LIE TO A COUNCIL MEMBER!

>>168240

>>168239

guys please,,.. ;-;

>>168168

Your "2D" women have a location.

My computer froze just before and now my @ symbol and my " symbol has swapped places.

How do you fix that?

>>168181

>per person.

Sharing?

>>168243

Just swap the keys over.

>>168243

Have you rebooted?

>>168200

Just got home, fucking hell.

>>168248

You'll miss it when you're gone.

>>168225

You all have been so good, just that dickhole who probably isn't from here. Or it's the fucking hue.

>>168246

Not since turning it off and on.

>>168251

That's a UK/US layout issue.

https://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/lync/en-US/49462dbc-09d1-4500-92dc-0ae2ea0c042a/-and-quot-keys-swapped?forum=w7itprohardware

At work today I was telling a coworker about how that support worker used to send xx after texts and ring me when she was bored, she told me that while we were doing an interview once we were interviewing this young 18 year old in a burka. She was like one of those persian looking ragheads, the real hot ones, anyway I missed the cues and my coworker today told me that she fucked up her interview because she was constantly flirting with me. I don't usually miss that shit. I made notes about how she couldn't answer my questions straight and shit but it was just all flustered due to my studmuffin prowess.

>>168253

Who flirts in an interview?

You need to post a face picture.

>>168253

I don't get it, who was flirting with you, the support workers, the girl in conversation, or the halal hottie?

>>168255

All 3 basically. The one telling him was basically telling he she was hot for it in a roundabout way.

I'm thinking about buying an mp3 player.

>>168257

Do you have a smartphone? You already have one.

>>168258

I don't like putting music on my phone.

>>168256

I think so, she called me a "stud" in a joking way when I said about the support worker who used to text me which started the conversation about the halal hottie. She was cute, I can't believe I missed it. I even made a recommendation not to hire her.

>>168259

Why not?

Get a SD card, that's cheaper than a mp3 player.

>>168254

She was Algerian I think, I just looked that up and it turns out that's in Africa.

>>168259

>>168257

You could get an Ipod.

>>168260

Perfection doesn't exis-

>>168266

Be careful while taking pictures. Comfy picture though

Night all. Going to get up early and visit a doctor to get my eye removed.

>>168268

Lold

>>168269

Nite

Finding conflicting info online so I thought I'd ask you chads. Is 16 legal for a 26 year old?

>>168271

no. 16 is only legal for 16,17 and 18 year olds

>>168272

I thought the AoC in Aus and Britain were both 16 and the US it's 18.

>>168176

They're good when your winding up a bender and going to bed, gotta rotate it halfway through cooking to avoid burning it

>>168272

Rapes legal as long as you get away with it

>>168266

Is that the road up into the dandenongs?

>>168266

Comfy pic

>>168278

You can almost hear the eurobeat kicking in

>>168266

Very nice monk

nite

>>168281

don't let the bed bugs bite

>>168268

Did he look like Craig

>>168273

almost the reverse, in the US AoC is 16 in many states

>tfw refreshed

>>168285

It'll end the same way - you know it.

>>168287

Now this is more like it. We need more of this 'girls taking each other's clothes off' theme.

>>168287

Good night exotic enjoyer

>>168287

good night homosexual agenda poster

>>168287

Goodnight oriental fancier.

>>168295

They got their rape quota out of the way 70 years ago

>>168295

Japanese mans penis too small for rape

>>168298

How is he supposed to meet the quota if he isn't raping the taxpayer?