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>>291027

>poofter sport

Soccer?

UNNAS ON MY DECK

>>291037

ping pong

Last thread filled up in five hours. This board is really speeding up, ay?

>>291040

The board has been possumed.

>>291030

Do you have a separate savings account from your regular bank account?

Even though you can easily draw funds from it, I find that putting my most of my cash in after rent and bills and I don't touch it.

>>291042

>Do you have a separate savings account from your regular bank account?

Yes but I am currently flush with funds because I made a large withdrawal because I have been meaning to go shopping for a recliner chair. The temptation to spend has been very strong.

>>291044

She has an unfortunate face.

>>291045

This is what peak Aryan goddess looks like.

>>291043

Kinda know how you feel, I need a bunch of new shit, but I could probably do without it for some time, but anyway, that's basically how I save, anything that's leftover after bills, rent and food goes into my savings, although I do set aside a few hundred for outings and stuff but I rarely spend all of it and it just goes back into my savings.

>>291045

>>291046

just watch the viddy and medtate on what we all lost after third wave feminism hit

>>291045

Shes prettyI wonder what she looks like today, if she is still alive

Trains are better than cars.

>>291049

>I wonder what she looks like today

Hue would be into her

>>291050

delet

I wish I was at home doing big cums.

>>291053

Submit to your master car peasant

>>291056

Big locomotive bully

I bought some curtains but I'm too stoned to put them on, neighbours cat got run over by a car (not my car).

I Didint read the rest of the other thread since it was full of stale wanks

>>291051

friendly reminder

>staring at my gayh lefyt therater

>>291058

>neighbours cat got run over by a car

Sad

>>291060

Damn cars mudering pets, if everyone drove trains this wouldn't happen

>>291062

Yeah but trains take like 5km to stop and when they run over people they get turned into like full on meat clumps.

>>291063

Is that bad? One human = one cat saved.

>>291064

Trains are known to rape people in india

>>291060

when i ride my bike silently i find most house cats on the street underneath the owners car…. they arent even in the yard and will get no sympathy from me

>>291066

They like the heat from the cars, I keep my cat inside, most people should if they are going to have cats.

>>291065

hot!

Goodnight fellas

>>291002

I'll make some more later.

>>291070

That boong is thinking about Tony's big cock

I only did a single lap around the block tonight but I saw a shooting star. Listening to Korpiklaani this time.

Been watching Dirty John. Not bad, Eric Bana is in it.

Rememberimg the skin colour fading into pink on on an Indian pubic mound

>>291077

I think there may be a word or two missing. Elaborate.

>>291075

He's huge

>>291076

Eric banana

>>291081

Are you laughing to yourself Monk?

bit jealous tbh

>>291085

She's trying to steal his wallet

Good night friends.

Really fucking cold tonight in Shitbourne, hope that Monk is okay in the shed. Night Night NEETs.

I have returned from my night out 30 mins ago, and have also finished reading the last thread. I am still reading this thread

>>291089

Good night

>>291090

Good night

Rape

Aboriginal therapist

>>291096

>not proctologist

>>291097

They both end in anal rape

No means yes but yes can also means no

That pepe has no genitals. Add them for the next thread.

Goodmorn**ing fellas.

Another day, another poo

Another wage for me and (You)

Good morning NEETs. It is a cold one.

>>291101

Good morning.

>>291101

Goon morning

>>291091

How did your dancing go?

>>291103

>>291102

>>291101

Good morning friends.

>>291105

Good morning my friend.

>>291101

>>291102

>>291103

>>291105

>>291106

Good morning you filthy unwashed layabouts and filthy unwashed wagies.

>>291106

Hello.

I am bone idle.

>>291107

Good morning.

>>291107

Morning.

Speaking of which, I better go polish my hard wood.

>>291109

Give it a rev.

>>291111

Hot

>>291114

That woman with the beard on the far left is pretty cute

>>291114

My exmate's misso looks a lot like that. She's a nice girl and prior to him getting with her I had a slight thing for her. But then I had to turn that off when they got together.

So sort of, complicated feels.

My coworker, last week said that Asians are the most attractive people on the planet and their population is evidence of that.

I said hmm.

People who write articles claiming to have the release dates for shows that do not in fact have this information should be sodomised to death by cyborg AIDSboongs on meth

>>291118

I have the release date for this grand event, subscribe for more details.

>>291117

Surely that would make rats and cockroaches incredibly attractive ?

>>291120

I guess to each other. Yeah.

I dunno, he's a weird dude. As in sheltered.

He says shit occasionally like what Rebecca would say.

He wrote #ISupportTheAdaniMine on my whiteboard and goes on about vegan commies. It's pretty funny tbh/

>>291122

Speak of the devil …

>>291122

I've known a few like that that are relatively harmless.

At work they can be more amusing than most of the drones

>>291123

Morning.

>>291125

Yeah, I have a better relationship with him than the others I think.

>>291123

Good morning m8.

>>291115

That bald midget woman isn't bad looking either

>>291130

Enjoy yourself. See you when you get home.

>>291130

Wanked poo

>>291130

if you do have to work dont work very hard

>>291123

Those juices probably contain a lot of sugar Nuro. Are you sure you know what you're doing?

>tfw you totally procrastinate all weekend then start work at 6:30 Monday

And I'm not even a wagie

>>291134

I drink 20 apples a day.

>>291136

Goon has 10 apples a litre right ?

The Autism Project Update #8

Shit output of 6 hours again. I blame it on getting too much natural sunlight. Not making that mistake anymore.

Creating a simple cypher and doing some practice encryption algos today.

>>291137

It does. It is concentrated. That is why it is so healthy.

>>291138

zbax lbh obbat

>>291138

NEETs are not solar powered

>>291139

I like to think each glass of whisky is a field of grain that some grotty peasant didn't get to eat

>>291134

>Are you sure you know what you're doing?

yes thats a batch for a couple of days..

Juicing is really healthy and it has one hell of a kick with all the "life" in it… you just gotta watch the portions … no more that 200ml a day

people make a huge mistake of drinking litres and the sugar content alters the way your body processes and stores fats and too much fruit juice will put you on the path to being a real executive….

>will put you on the path to being a real executive….

Nurgle2019 is go !

>>291144

>tfw doing the opposite

Skeles Rise Up!

>>291147

pesky floor pot… i have annoying poppy seeds everywhere…

Had a dream where my dad was talking about his opinion of emu export

>>291149

Rebecca confirmed for Afghanistani heroin manufacturer

>>291151

i am actually thinking of learning CRISPR gene editing just so i can change the colour of the poppy flower from red to green or black so i can grow my own poppies without raising suspicion..

>>291104

It went well

>>291101

>>291102

>>291103

>>291105

>>291106

>>291107

>>291110

>>291111

>>291126

>>291128

Good morning

>>291130

Have a good day

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/teen-escorts-reveal-reality-of-sex-work-in-tv-show/news-story/6b5d7d37c584393259a79a3e74927ca9

Chances this fat pig is actually making $3k per night?

>>291155

kek, she ugly

>>291155

report her ass to the ATO !!!

#TAXMETOO

At the hospital at the moment, why are there so many boongs and asians here? Do these groups of people have bad health or something?

Did one of you get a job as a postie recently?

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/postie-leaves-woman-ridiculous-note-after-throwing-parcel-on-roof/news-story/e0f1b34b2e40a909243e263910dd98a4

>>291159

Why are you at the hospital?

>>291161

He's searching for you.

>>291155

If she took it up the arse for 15 hours a night maybe

>>291161

He's looking for a free lunch

>>291164

tehehehheh i giggled

KEK Just had an email from a friend, he had problems with pajeet on the other end of the support line, this is the email I just got from him

As you can see I have a new email address as I asked Optus for a extension for my overdue account which they gave me but demanded to know when the next payment was going to be paid? as the next payment was not due for another week I replied about a weeks time but he kept saying I want to know when the next payment was due? I told him to shove it up his ass and told him I would pay when I was ready and I then hung up,

I then emailed Optus and explained what happened and the way I was treated by that thing in the overseas call centre and if it wasn’t for people like me using Optus then that thing at the call centre would not have a job, I also told Optus that I’m sick of call centres who are difficult to understand and the fact they don’t understand us here which is giving me the shits. The Optus an Australian sent an email back saying my attitude would not be tolerated, so I sent back an email saying what about the way I was being treated by that thing in the call centre and I should not have to tolerate that either?

I Also said those things in the call centres should give us Australians some respect instead of treating us like that. He sent back an email saying I had been red flagged for my comments so I told him to stick it up his ass and I would find another internet service provider which I did so I’m going to send him a get stuffed email. Any how what have you been up to?

>>291166

Kek, fuckin' good on him

>>291166

lol

>>291147

lol

>>291150

What was his verdict?

>>291152

>raising suspicion

Not many people would get suspicious. They don't know.

>>291171

If I knew Nurofen in person I would be suspicious of his every word and deed

>>291172

He documents his life in good detail. He puts more effort into his posts than many NEETs.

>>291173

That is true actually.

Not to say it's not an elaborate fantasy but he does do that.

>>291170

I forgot.

Just got back from the docs, my bloodwork is fine, save for some Vit D and something else minor.

She prescribed me naltrexone at a low dose to help with "cravings" which I don't really have.

Needless to say I doubt I'll be filling that script

>>291176

Sounds like things are going well mate. Get out into the sunshine to get your vitamin D levels up.

The neighbour is out working on the fence.

>>291178

Sneak out and help him when he's not looking

Just got done talking to some poo girl with a fake american accent from TPG, the fuckers were going out of their way to stop me from cancelling even after explaining that I'm moving house and don't have any control over the new connection (I do), then they told me I'll have to send an e-mail. Fuckin s

>>291181

Not particularly, she was probably a dark skinned street shitter in Hyderabad, definitely nothing like my preference for petite Northern light skinned poojas with soft angelic voices.

The OZ NEET Lotto is at $80 million this week. Imagine the gold-plated commune that could build.

>>291183

it could sustain every neet in this place for their entire lives and we could have boong orgies for the rest of our natural and unnatural lives.

>>291185

>>291184

>oy vey NEETs, no the goon delivery is late again this week

>Have some more gruel, it's great

Time to get ready for work

>>291189

> time to get ready for a free meal

FTFY

>tfw no free work feed

In other news

< GOON BONUS

Went to BWS and there was a Hardys STAMP Sav Blanc 3L goon sack reduced To 10 dollars because the box was damaged.

This is why I drink goon. The boxes always get wrecked and I often get a killer deal.

>>291192

You sound like a good treasurer candidate

>>291192

Nurofen I don't approve of your glorification of the goon lifestyle. Is there some way we can help to get you sober and back on the right path?

Wonder how much neurofen knows about our boy monk

>>291194

Reverse third wave feminism

Put Tones Back as Emperor

Ban Social Media and Mainstream Media

Replace Cenno and DSP with Basic Income

Do something about foreig house ownership and prices

Make the military Non Pozzed

Tell the Aliens to fuck off we are full

Gimme an unlimited script for ritalin and codeine and then just maybe I'll stop drinking and actually contribute to this country

>>291193

I refuse to have a treasurer who shoves coffee up his arsehole

I made soup.

>>291198

You have some sort of ridiculous hipster hair cut don't you ?

I'm guessing one of those faggy viking imitation ones.

>>291197

Good point. I don't think we could trust him around the goon without constant supervision

>>291201

I'm a tolerant man but analy filtered goon is a step too far.

>>291203

kek

>>291203

This is going to be in my mind every time i see his posts now

>>291205

You'd think it'd make bike riding difficult

>>291197

Shove coffee up your arsehole and then tell me I'm wrong. >>291200

No I'm straight cut it's all about flying under the radar fool… it's not. How I look it's what I "do" that drives me

>>291207

>flying under the radar

In your position as a highly paid ASIO lesbian ?

The government doesn't care what a dole bludging goon head who can't afford to run a desktop computer does

The soup tasted nice. Just needs a bit more salt.

>>291210

What kind of soup was it?

>>291198

Why does that thing where the photos are the right way up in the thumbnail but expand sideways happen when someone posts phone pics?

>>291211

Tomato and borlotti bean. I added some bacon, replaced the vege stock with chicken stock and added a teaspoon of smokey paprika.

>>291213

Sounds delish.

>>291214

It was. I used:

2 onions

2 carrots

2 sticks of celery

2 cans of borlotti beans (drained and washed)

2 cans of diced tomatoes

1 1/2 cups of chicken stock

2 tbsp garlic

1 tsp of smokey paprika (I might add a full tbsp next time)

200(ish) grams of diced bacon

2 bay leaves

And a bunch of pepper while cooking the mirepoix (onion, carrot and celery)

Easy and nutritious meal that barely took 40 minutes to cook. I think I'll make it a regular meal of mine.

Need a gf

>>291216

Surely a single girlneet will come along some day

>>291217

Just one for him or for all of us ?

>>291218

We'll probably need two or three because the big dog nameneets will woo the first one

>>291220

Ugly bitch. Steve should have produced us a hotty but instead we got… her.

>>291221

I'll have your turn with her then m8

"If I had a dollar for everytime a white business owner has praised their brown employees over the native kids, I’d be a billionaire. “They work harder, they’re hungrier, they’re just better and more honest people”. Nah, they just take more shit, mostly because they can’t really understand what you’re saying. And you love giving it to them, because half the reason you started a business is because you just enjoy giving people shit."

Could people recommend me some electronic music? I know shit about the genre so I can't really narrow down a specific sub-genre or anything, just post whatever electronic songs/albums/musicians that you like. Thank you in advance, thinking of listening to something new on Spotify for my walk tonight.

>>291222

I'll have his turn with you.

>>291225

Can I join in as well

>>291224

Boards of Canada

Four tet

Burial

Jon Hopkins

Tim hecker

Chihei hatakeyama

Kyle bobby Dunn

Or you could just find a genre playlist on Spotify

>>291226

Alright, but no eye contact

>>291226

Sure, sharing is caring.

>>291208

Correction ASD / DSD Neet

>>291212

It's annoying iPhone metadata / chan code conflict all the chans do… it Intentional at this point >>291220

Bindy will grow up to be a fine milf and you will regret you transgetions against Australia Zoo (tm) and their breeding programs

> he has never practiced crocodile husbandry

>>291228

>>291226

Oh wait, hang on, didn't see the other post and realise this got gay.

I rescind my agreement.

>>291224

S Y N T H W A V E

Bindi looks like she could take a boong style pounding and then still cook you bacon&eggs after

wow /b/ is dead, as in really really dead, as in off of the front page dead

>>291234

This would please me greatly if /b2/ didn't exist.

>>291227

>>291232

Thank you.

>>291233

Bindi looks like a boong.

>>291237

Of course, that's why she's so hot !!!

>>291235

/b2/ is great though

>>291117

>I said hmm.

If only we could capture that hmm as audio.

I recently found out my gf isn't real.

>>291239

Nice try wanker

>>291240

> HRmmmmm

>>291122

you should tell him that Adani is foreign owned and that the government are giving the indian cunts the land and water for free

>>291241

Happens to the best of us m8

Just keep taking the pills

The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie.

>>291242

I wank my poo just like anyone else

>>291246

>>291245

>>291246

sup /tv/

Padawan Acadawan. Padamy Academy.

RED TEXT NEET IS BACK CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>291247

I refuse to discover you're a communist one day and then a pedophile the next

>It's another b2 escapes the nursery episode

POSSUM IS A PEDO

DANNY WOODCOCK

>>291252

/b2/ isn't pedo though, it's all about bee fucking which is CALIENTE!

>>291256

Then why are all the threads about pedo shit ?

>>291256

Yes it are.

>>291257

because they're not

>>291160

Australia Post will probably give him more routes to thank him.

>>291244

Don't care mate I only care about industry and job in pozzed service economy

>>291259

So you're all being pedos ironically ?

Yeah, nah.

>>291263

Oi, yeah nah, fuck ya cunt.

>>291262

Suck my fuck you cuck.

>>291262

Why the fuck do you care about 20 fucking jobs that cost the tax payer billions

Adani is a money pit

>>291266

Your ass is a money pit.

>>291263

There is only 1 thread that can be called a pedo thread on the few pages, if you ignore that shit it's a good board

>>291268

Link?

>>291263

Give it 10 years and all the pedos will have mini sexbots … at the Same we will have robotic furry "life partners" walking the street next to executives in powered wheel chairs

>>291268

To /b2/, not the pedo thread that is.

>>291268

Fuck off, there's 6 on the front page now

>>291271

Okay lemme find the pedo thread for you.

Gonna attempt to take some time off from imageboards, will probably fail.

Later neetoes

>>291272

proof, I only see 2

>we only have a little bit of child molestation on our great board guys, only a bit

>>291265

Me love ((You)) looooong time

>>291274

Later cheeto.

>>291276

The thing is the more people see it as the pedo board the more pedo it actually will become, when there is much more to life than retarded screetching fests over pedos and shit

H-happy b-birthday t-t-to m-me

>>291280

Happy birthday NEETo, how old?

>>291274

Good luck m80.

>>291280

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y !

>>291280

Happy birthday you young motherfucker sort you day landed on a Monday of all days….

>>291281

22

>>291279

Fair point but if you post there and you want people to see it diferent chase the sick fucks out.

Police your own board, it's been done before, till you do it's a pedo board.

>>291224

Crystal castles

>>291280

Happy Birthday m8, you had a good day so far ?

>>291287

see policing any /b/ goes against the point, rather the only change comes from being pro active and making posts that improve it for the better

posts like this >>>/b2/324062

>>291289

nah it's been a bit shit but I'm home now so I'm comfy at least

>>291290

It's been tried 1000 times

It doesn't work

Policing or pedos , your choice.

And by allowing pedos you make the rest of the place that much shittier by association.

>>291291

Hope it improves then, have a drink or 6

>>291292

but rulecucking any /b/ is against the fucking point, and it's why the last one died

I mean in the last /b/ I got permabanned for asking why someone who posted a thread about a college thot had his thread deleted

>>291286

Wanna have anal with an older NEET?

>>291216

Interact with computers more instead!

>>291295

Craig I've told you in the past that I only accept Anal from Aboriginal Women and Rebecca

https://youtu.be/gp8ZNqaG-dE

Still kino

>>291280

Happy birthday young NEET!

aboriginal anal

>>291132

You're welcome. My wage would be pointless if I couldn't give cennobux back to the NEET community

Fucking teenager KFC wagies have no work ethic. Didn't get one smile and the burgers are all uneven.

>>291303

They all know that you creeped on that poor girl working there.

And the chips are soggy.

Terrible.

>>291305

Too much >>291301 was happening in there and it reduced the food quality.

Nuggets feel like they're microwaved.

Popcorn chicken is ok though.

>>291299

That guy should be executed.

>>291304

Wrong NEET but it was probably his fault.

>>291307

MICROWAVED NUG NUGS

>>291306

Not enough, you mean.

I just applied to be an army man.

>>291312

why

>>291312

Good luck.

>>291133

I am a disciplined and earnest worker. I only have lunch breaks if I feel obliged to.

The other staff have lunch get togethers.

>>291313

I want to rape Muslim women.

>>291312

you should have applied to the Navy, then you would have been a Seamen

>>291312

Good lad, that will help you get your shit together.

>>291312

Serve well, brother.

>>291143

You know what has a lot of life in it?

babies

>>291319

lol, that is now a compliment.

Holy fuck that soup is delicious, I would recommend all NEETs that can cook to try it out.

>>291147

Smoke it, if you don't there will come a time when you are low and you will wish you had of.

>>291323

Sweet dreams babe

>>291153

Thank you for the (You)'s.

>It went well

Go on.

>>291149

CUNT

>>291323

Good night

>>291328

Kiss me you slut.

>>291322

Yeah. Board got pozzed.

>>291165

You're a funny fella.

>>291327

I enjoyed the dancing, although I wasn't very good at it. Went to McDonald's with the poojeeta afterwards, we're going to meet up for lunch next week

>>291331

I am just serving.

>>291333

That's awesome. Did you get close and intimate while dancing? Very nice going.

Forceful NEET kissing.

>>291333

Well done mate. Let us know how it goes.

>>291335

Of course, it's Salsa dancing. I see a lot of potential in this Latin dancing I just need to practice more

>>291337

Thanks

>>291179

If the tree whisperer turns around too quick, it'll startle him and he'll scurry away into the rafters of the shed. Won't be able to get him out for weeks.

>>291338

Did it get too intimate. I would crack a fatty if I was dancing with a qt poojeeta.

I spotted a wine on one of the dinner trays, hopefully it's there when I get back

>>291340

Not really because I'm still learning the dancing so I'm not very good at it

I love s

>>291195

Monk should shack up with him.

>>291199

What kind?

>>291213

Ah.

>>291220

How tall is she?

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

>>291223

I'd hire you.

>>291224

Venetian Snares.

>>291243

Yeah, it was a semi quizzical hmm.

>>291241

Shut up, get out of my head,

>>291246

Return of the Jedi is the worst.

Fuck those little gremlin things and trying to turn the franchise into the muppets.

>>291324

Printing out the recipe and sliding it under your bedroom door for mummybot to find is also an option

>>291246

Star Wars was never good tbh

>>291274

Good luck.

>>291280

Happy birthday NEET.

>>291355

Yeah I think it is pretty over rated.

>>291358

>>291355

Disturbing opinions.

>>291359

I will however concede that Natalie Portman was pretty hot in that one Star Wars movie

>>291359

I mean I think a few of the ones I've seen are good but I don't get the hype that surrounds it.

>>291336

Willfully consenting NEET?

>>291360

Even more disturbing.

>>291342

You'll get there. Good on you for giving it a go. That's hard to do.

>>291280

Happy boongday fella.

>>291362

Hmmmm

amateur neet proctology

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-06-24/patient-has-wrong-side-of-bowel-removed-at-sydney-hospital/11239826

>>291366

MMM Hmm

>>291367

Saw this on the news before, what a fuck up.

Dr Pajeet is good for a dodgy sick certificate but you wouldn't want him operating on you.

>>291371

He's not even really good for that anymore

>>291366

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Coffee enemas may also lead to a number of serious complications, such as dehydration, pleural or pericardial effusions, infections, sepsis, salmonella, colitis, rectal or internal burns, perforation of the wall of the intestines, electrolyte imbalance, brain abscess, heart failure, and even death.

>>291373

TFW when too drunk to post on a monday……

> #BOONG4LYFE

>>291374

JSUT SHEAQ UP THA FUK CUNT

>>291375

Post that bulge you drunken boong.

>>291376

This post looks like the produce of a man with a brain abscess

>>291380

Another appetising one. What is it?

>>291380

no bottled goon tonight?

Butter chicken, curry potatoes and rice for din dins

>>291384

Very .

>>291381

Pork, potato slices, capsicum and gravy

>>291382

There's still a possibility

>>291379

(yPU) CAAled it wigger

>>291388

Nice

>>291388

Very nice.

>>291388

Very Very nice.

>>291380

>>291388

<Working hard

>Hardly working

Do you prefer evening shifts?

Had chicken, 2 carrots and a shitload of Broc

An efficient neet meal

>>291393

Well done mate. Healthy body, healthy mind.

Finishing it off with a cup of T2 strawberry sensation

>>291395

Sounds a bit fruity.

I've eaten nothing in 2 days

>>291397

Have a binge

>>291397

Well fasted.

>>291397

>I've eaten nothing in 2 days

Have you drank anything?

>>291397

Have a wank

>>291400

Yes.

Is HP on tonight?

>>291402

Water or wine goon?

>>291403

It's on every night on the secret channel.

Aborigional insemination

Aboriginal gape

>>291320

Our lord and saviour

>>291402

Goon?

>>291404

>>291408

Milk.

>>291409

Disturbing.

NINTENDO

ARTIFICIAL ABORIGINAL INSEMINATION

>>291409

Freshly squeezed big titted unna breast milk?

Women make my peepee hard.

>>291414

>Women Bindi makes my peepee hard.