/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

SA Best A

Get a pie floater into ya guts

>>318914

I took a poo in SA once

True story

>>318928

Shire had an involuntary bowel movement at Engadine Maccas.

>>318929

Just flexed his muscular abdominals and a little bit of poo came out is all.

>>318929

That sounds unpleasnat

>>318916

OH LAWDY

>>318932

Were you a Blink182 fan back in the day Nuro?

>>318934

>>318931

Haven't spoken to board room in days

She's dressed very nicely today

Need to have my bulge groped inappropriately in the workplace

Another robbery by a guy named

mohammed. This needs to be ended.

Coincidentally if any NEETs are interested I can do you a real good deal on aboriginal body parts and futures

PM me

Need to swoop on shiteys nurse to establish myself as unbeatable Chad of the board

>>318902

Finally a quality post from nuro.

11 degrees today in Shitbourne, going to go visit Mr. Murphy's liquor shop.

>>318941

>tfw chadmogging shitey

If I can locate this nurse and pay her for sex do I win ?

>>318933

yeah i listened to it all blink nofx greenday… i was more of a rock zombie NIN tool filter kinda guy before i sperged out on electronica :)

>>318916

>>318912

Who's up for a game of doctors and nurses?

Where do neets do their (non-alcoholic) shopping? I used to be an aldi man, then got lazy and started going to the more expensive woolies. Made myself go to aldi just now for a big shop and it feels good, in spite of all the standing in line.

>>318947

Coles

I only do small shops, in and out in 10 minutes flat

>>318947

I go to Woolies. Only go to Coles if I spot something in the catalogue out really cheap.

>>318809

>Had a nightmare that I wanked.

Hmmmm.

>>318948

I do that, but I notice that (1) I spend more money than I should and (2) it's a waste of time compared to one big weekly shop, so I'm trying to improve.

>>318949

>Woolies vs Coles

Honestly I can barely tell the difference between these two places, except that coles has parma pizzas and woolies has calzones.

Had a fucking excellent gym session last Tuesday. After my first set of squats at my working weight, I had to double check I had loaded the weights correctly as it felt so light. Everything went really well. Feeling a little bit lethargic today but I often get a little energy boost walking into the gym. There is a qt that smiles at me.

>>318952

Woolies has cheap homebrand tuna. Coles UHT milk is $1 per liter unlike those shylock bastards at Woolies that charge $1.10.

>>318947

I used to do all my shopping at IGA but then a chinaman took over and now the cute checkout girls left so I go to Coles

>>318947

>(non-alcoholic) shopping

>>318950

subconscious wank

>>318944

Yes

Supermarkets should realise the power of a cute checkout chick when they want to corner the NEET dollar

>>318947

coles… i went to woolies the other day and was not impressed… everything was like a dollar more expensive and the fruit was shit

>>318959

They do, but it is racist, so they don't act on it.

>>318947

I don't shop at stores anymore. It is all hand-boong-made products for me from here on out.

>>318961

Fools, I take my weekly shopping where I am smiled at if I have a choice

>>318953

Well done mate.

Strike up a conversation with that qt.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/echidna-cruelty-brisbane-chinese-student-zhenbo-gao-sentenced-community-service-animal-cruelty-queensland-news/cb57b53f-a758-4244-ada5-0b56ed6e3577

CUNT ONLY GOT COMMUNITY SERVICE

>>318965

I saw my mates dog eat a widgitty grub once

It seemed to enjoy it

>>318959

I just want them to put up life sized waifus at the self-checkout machines

When I see those two Canadians on the run from the police after committing pointless and disgusting murders, why is my first instinct to take their side and hope they get away with it as long as possible?

What combination of factors has led my morality to go this far astray?

>>318966

The courts let you off pretty lightly in the past Nuro. Don't be a hypocrite.

>>318965

>>318968

I want to eat those. Anyone know where to buy them and cost?

>>318970

I feel like they may have had good reasons for what they did. They look like good lads.

>>318972

You dig them up out of the ground like a boong

I dunno if they sell them anywhere

>>318972

There used to be a Klingon restaurant on the promenade at Deep Space Nine. I don't know if it is still there.

Would it be racist to ask train station boongs if I can purchase their grubs ?

>>318977

It would be culturally insensitive if they are not your mob.

>>318975

I seriously do want to eat these. I will farm them myself if I have to.

>>318979

I think you find them in bushy soil, my mate that had the dog lives rural and we dug up a few out the back of his place

>>318977

I think you should ask. If it is racist, I am sure they will politely tell you then move on.

>>318980

I will research it and report back in a day or two.

>>318982

I wish you luck upon this quest.

>>318914

A true and just post.

UNNA

RURAL AUSTRALIA BEST AUSTRALIA

>>318980

Are you sure they were witcheties? There are imposter ones you find digging everywhere. They are smaller and curl up and and have red faces.

>>318971

>The courts let you off pretty lightly in the past Nuro. Don't be a hypocrite.

FOR WHAT EXACTLY ???

IF YOU ARE GOING TO SLANDER

FACE MY ANGER

>>318987

Looks like most of them are edible anyhow

>>318988

For your crime of being white. Now genuflect in front of the shrine of MultiCult

>tfw thinking about what flabby thighs posts when she isn't flagfagging

>>318988

You never told us what you were in court for but I guessed it must have been something pretty disgraceful.

>>318992

I am guessing it was for having sex with some sort of inanimate object in public. Nothing to be ashamed of. We have all done it.

>>318994

There is still some blood on it.

>>318992

>You never told us what you were in court for

SLANDER

>>318996

Hmmmm

Wondering what Weber had for lunch.

>30 minutes on public transport to University of Adelaide

Fuck me dead, that's a long time. Clearly showing I have little experience with big city life.

>>318998

Kfc

AIOLI

I

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>>319001

>the finally

>>319001

Looks like cheap frozen crap.

>>319003

W A G E

is filtered

>>319000

Just a small meal I hope.

>>319004

looks like your back acne

>>319001

That pizza seriously looks like shit. Nice work being retarded like Nuro though.

>319008

you want me to be

 retarded 

i will

 shit up 

>>319009

> the entire fucking board

Your presence already does that.

Rather hostile today neets. Have a feeling someones train tracker is down

>>319018

oooops t. nuro

>>319018

they probably moved it to Melbourne

bueno

Post durry poo.

Board room was smiling at me a lot. I'm flustered

>>319027

Have a toilet wank and get it out of your system.

>>319029

The future of this country and western civilisation.

Skinless chicken breast.

>>319030

>iktf

>>319029

the fact i spend around $15 on mcdonalds diet coke a week

>>319032

>>319030

You boys should worry less about things you have no control over.

>>319033

Why buy it from Maccas instead of a supermarket?

>>319029

Found an old online journal made by my high school crush. Shouldn't have read it, I need to be doing productive things with my life.

>>319032

Fuck off retard, you're part of the reason this country is going down the drain.

>>319034

Fair cop

>>319037

Man, you just changed my stance on bullying flabby thighs, see: >>319022

Also please do explain why he's; "part of the reason this country is going down the drain."

>>319039

Heavy feels.

>>319035

its better from maccas

>>319039

Have an imaginary friend

>>319041

ItS bEtTeR fRoM mAcCaS

>>319038

cause he's mixed race

>>319043

I know

>>319045

I kNoW

>>319044

>tfw Anglo-Cletic

>>319046

why are you being so rude

>>319044

w-w-what ?

QLD BEST STATE !

https://www.9news.com.au/national/newstart-dole-figures-queensland-why-critics-say-the-system-is-broken-poofter sport-welfare-australia-news/b98c7bec-ff35-4802-80df-ae1e07525eed

>>319050

If you're white, you're alright.

>>319052

>Thinking the irish are white

Has /pol/ taught you nothing?

>Millions of Centrelink payments are being suspended with Queensland branded the so-called "dole abuser capital" of Australia.

>New figures released by employment minister Michaelia Cash show more than 16,000 Queensland Newstart recipients had their payments suspended at least 10 times last financial year - more than any other state.

>About 78 per cent of all recipients across the country had their payments suspended at least one in the last 12 months, largely due to missed appointments.

>Critics say Michaelia Cash released the figures as a smoke screen. (AAP)

>But critics believe the timing and release of these figures by Ms Cash unfairly revives the image of the dole bludger and is part of the government's push to silence those calling for an increase to the Newstart allowance.

>Social services groups say so-called bludgers and abusers are the exception not the rule and it's the system that's broken.

>"There's many issues that people face in the community about why they can't meet these overly onerous obligations the federal government is putting on people," Mark Henley from the Queensland Council of Social Service said.

>"We have to give people an adequate safety net to rely on to have a decent standard of living."

>One man who spoke to 9News said his payment was cut because he missed an appointment due to being in a job interview.

>Another man said not having access to a computer made the system difficult to navigate.

>A father-of-two told 9News his payments have been cut because he missed Centrelink appointments while taking care of his sick child.

>"We will continue to put in place the right economic framework so that businesses out there can prosper, grow, create more jobs for Australians and Australians who are on welfare will have the best opportunity to available to move off welfare and into work," Ms Cash said today.

>>319055

>taught

Experience>information

Howdy NEETers

>>319054

If you had been able to humble yourself enough to ask, you would know how to have them removed.

>>319059

*HONK*

>>319059

Hello Shire. What cars did you work on today?

>>319064

Commodore, Corolla, BMW 125i, Hiace.

>>319065

SLANDEROUS ASS-HOLE

STRESS

>>319057

>State with most NEETs

>Votes in people who to punish NEETs

Hmmmm

>>319069

Masochistic neets.

>>319069

Pauline wants to raise newstart by $75

>>319070

Do masochistic usually complain about punishment though?

i would post a link but the word filter would eat it

A succulent American meal.

>tfw saw my spikey little friend in my yard again today, at least someone likes to visit me

>>319066

>BMW 125i

Did it give you much trouble?

>>319006

It was

>>319015

That’s not me. I’ve been in meetings half the day.

>>319077

i liked them so much when they came out but dear god has my friends fallen to pieces.. particularly the interior trim i just couldn't believe it

>>319079

Disciplinary meetings?

>>319082

Vile

>>319081

No.

>>319082

Nice…at least if you get to be the guy and the woman isn't a fat irish dole bludger from queensland

>>319083

Vile is the new good.

is this the porno ted cruz shared? >>319082

>>319087

It was first pic for google "office spanking"

>>319088

But hopefully not the last.

>>319089

My perversions I refused to name last night may possibly involve spanking to some extent

>>319077

Nah it was in good condition, just a regular service and check over.

>>319091

the key fob in those things is retarded

>>319092

Germans do a lot of unnecessary kooky things that just complicates everything.

>>318916

>tfw thinking about proctology in Shire's Rural and Remote areas

Germans invented the vagina.

Back when the greeks and Romans were in charge it was all just bumsex

>>319096

thats an audi V8 isnt it ?

>>319094

Supposedly he was actually an irresponsible fun loving prankster in private, and nothing like the well disciplined prussian image he projected in public.

>>319100

Yes

>>319101

I could see that, he's got that grin in some pics

>>319101

That sounds more like Hermann Goering, the fat, fun and lovable .

>>319097

kek

>Hey Franz

>Yes Mein Fuhrer

>Call me Adolf

>Yes Adolf

>Hey Franz

>Yes Adolf

>I FUCKED YOUR MUM

>Yes Mein Fuhrer

>>319099

imagine a world where bumsex could make babies and we wouldn't need women

>>319107

But … boobs ?

>>319106

<Mein Fuhrur I only can say one thing to that

>And what may that be Franz

<CALIENTE!

>>319099

This would explain the calamitous decline in population that eventually lead to the collapse of the roman empire. And all this time people have been blaming it on northern barbarians and christianity.

>>319110

Ellie more like smelly

>>319109

Weber has big enough boobs for all of us

>>319109

we have Executives for that

>>319110

That pic is a lie

I thought her bum was exposed at first

>>319117

I thought it was an exposed buttock too.

>>319114

that's right, hate on me again

>>319106

I think fuhrer actually means leader in german, not daddy.

>>319112

Yeah, the Germans had the breeding advantage once they invented the vadge

The poor old Romans and their worn out anuses didn't stand a chance.

>>319119

That wasn't you doing a self-slander?

>>319115

Coffee withdrawal question for Nuro: Do other drugs help with the withdrawal?

>>319119

I'm not hating you Weber, I'm admiring you're mammaries

>>319122

No.

>>319119

It's not hate, it's lust, all the neets wanna suck on em

>>319123

Nothing can fill the gaping void in Nuro left by coffee

>>319121

SIEG HEIL!

>>319124

Stop bullying Weber.

>>319124

We need an ausneets executive wet tshirt competition. Soon.

>>319127

I get it. Even if I do other stimulants, I still have that caffeine coffee withdrawal

>>319127

…I don't understand the anal effects though

>>319123

lel … taking magnesium can help but its best to taper… coffee cold turkey can be pretty rough … it afffects the whole adrenal system …

>>319129

I agree. His boobs have good shape to them and are an indicator of increased strength.

People keep triggering thoughts of my dodgy control arm bushings.

Should I cook chicken bobs or fish fingers for dindins?

>>319134

Coffee withdrawal is brutal, worse than giving up smokes.

>>319137

Fish tendies

>>319137

Chicken. One bob is the appropriate portion size. Serve with a lightly dressed green salad.

>>319141

hot bobs

>>319141

Horrible big crass things.

>>319127

>imagine my gape

imagine harder faggot

>>319134

>>319138

The tapers have been months for me. Thinking about taurine and mild NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAe dose

Do any of you guitar NEETs have an acoustic guitar?

>>319146

Yes

>>319145

I went cold turkey, the withdrawals were pretty bad for around two weeks, almost like I had the flu but then I was fine.

>>319147

Aight. Give me a day or two to put the tablature together and we're recording Dueling Banjos.

>>319149

I am doing it tomorrow. Already loaded today. I need to get off of it. I am an asshole on caffeine.

>>319145

>NK's Big Boong Magic RAPE Pills UNNAes for coffee withdrawls

lel your doing it wrong

>>319141

Now imagine having a pair attached to your own chest, that you can play with whenever you like. That's what life as an executive is like.

I am averaging around 10 cups a day or so right now. It was a step down in intensity from multiple energy drinks per day.

>>319152

propagate your wisdom Nuro

>>319150

Oh boy

>>319151

Good luck with it, just drink plenty of water and get some panadol or something into you for the headaches.

>>319154

You'll wear your arse out.

>>319153

executves get hoked on their multiple tits and then its a lost cause

>>319154

fark cunt just taper down that much will give you palpatations …

also just FYI the heptac potal is far less skittish not mixing with stomach acid and can be easily purged..

>>319154

Are you doing caffeinated soft drink, energy drinks, and/or dexys as well?

>>319157

>>319158

>>319159

Maybe a trip to see Dan would help?

>fark cunt just taper down that much will give you palpatations …

I have been on this habit for almost 10 years. I at least got off of the caffeine pills and constant caffeine gum. Now it is just a couple of more steps to come off it.

>>319161

I don't respond to opiates. I have an enzyme mutation that causes me to metabolize them too quickly.

>>319162

Just coffee now. I am honestly proud of getting myself down to large amounts of coffee every day.

>>319164

DHC is not metablozed in the liver your good

>>319166

I have had that before. Didn't feel any different from normal

>>319165

coffee enema?

>>319168

Nah, never did that. I probably would have done too much and died if I ever tried it

Been a while since we heard from Shitey. I wonder if he has seen that nurse yet.

>>319170

he's probably having sex in one of the examination rooms

>>319171

I would watch spycam footage of that.

>>319172

we need a neet to hack into the secutiy cameras for us

>>319170

you SLANDERED him for his fast food consumption what do you expect ?

> ahh break time

> lets eat another yiros

> oh fuck those cunts are on to me

> fuck it

> nom nom nom

>>319174

He's a born Chad and he's trying to fuck it all up by looking like me.

>>319174

you executives are very sensitive about your eating habits

>>319169

get nuro to come to your house and administer one

>>319177

ewwwwww that would be homo

>>319179

go on, give it a go, it won't make you gay

>>319179

Not if the enema bulb doesn't touch his bum hole

>>319179

it's not gay if you're a woman

>>319182

lol

>>319183

Well bantered.

>>319182

lol

>>319183

i even consider getting pegged by a hot chick kiinda sissy

>>319186

>i even consider getting pegged by a hot chick kiinda sissy

Hot

I wonder if Cindy pegs Shire?

>>319188

>>319187

>>319188

Why do you think>>318929 happened?

>>319190

Why do you think >>318929 happened?

>>319191

heh

>>319192

Too much lube can have a colonic effect.

>>319186

Gay

>>319188

Disgusting

>>319195

Fuck that, why would any want their balls crushed?

>>319195

I like they way they're pissing themselves at having effectively maimed him.

>>319196

It's where the heart is?

https://efukt.com/21188_Kicked_In_The_Balls_Of_My_Heart.html

>>319195

>ywn cbt

>>319197

all it is power over someone … its not rocket surgery

>>319198

good god

>>319201

It could be worse

https://efukt.com/2339_the_worst_sex_accident_of_all_time.html

I read somewhere that some of glass is still up there

>>319203

Yeah nah, not gonna watch that.

>tfw wondering how Esquire Dr Walter Webster would treat broken cup man

>>319206

With contempt.

>>319203

kek, what a dumb fuck

>>319208

What a qt

>>319210

> her name is "Toffee"

HHHNNNGGGGGGGGG

>>319177

>i even consider getting pegged by a hot chick kiinda sissy

I consider any anal with a hot chick to be sissy and fundamentally rooted in homosexuality.

>>319211

Australia was way ahead of the world on abandoning Christianity. Still too slow though.

>>319208

rape/10

>>319207

Dam, I was so close. I thought the answer would be, with a bullet

Started wanking and watching porn before. Stopped myself midwank when I caught a reflection of myself. I realized I have a very squared off chin.

>>319208

Real men know all the best videos by name and Google search them

>efukt.com 1 guy

Here's one you can wank to:

https://efukt.com/21133_The_Most_Pathetic_Lesbian_Scene_Of_All_Time.html

Wanna get one of these

https://www.winchesteraustralia.com.au/products/CZ76239CAR

>>319219

Looks pretty succulent

>>319216

>>319216

I'm struggling, but I'm slowly getting myself off the porn, and not in the sense of getting myself off. I mean quitting.

>>319219

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>313827

>>319219

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>313827

>>319219

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>313827

>>319219

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>313827

>>319219

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>313827

>>319219

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>313827

>>319219

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>313827

>>319219

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>313827

>>319219

thank goodness a normal picture to look at rather than all these strange sex videos I have been forced to watch

>>319222

Calm down please.

>>319222

calm down fatty

>>319218

Any particular reason you want to fire AK rounds from a bolt action?

>>319170

She was on the morning shift today so I didn’t see her

>>319219

They really like that purple cabbage, don't they.

I want that dessert.

>>319219

Yeah yeah, nice one, yeah yeah.

>>319226

Probably for pigs. I reckon it would do well on them.

>>319226

They also come in 223 and a bunch of other calibres, but that particular carbine model and the 223 variant has iron sights.

>>319221

Me too. It is a waste of time and lowers your chances for sex

>>319232

Yeah, I make much better eye contact and conversation.

>>319230

It would do, you just won't have the projectile selection for that calibre that you would for other calibres, unless you reload your own. Soft points and FMJ will be about your only choice, and probably two choices of weight.

>>319233

The sex drive goes way up. You become willing to bang the fat, ugly chicks you never would have considered before. It is the beauty of nature.

>>319225

> i bet he dint even notice the last time he ate the exact same thing

but i did … hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>fatty

good idea….. second pizza in oven !

>>319238

I hope those boongs bash you again.

>>319239

 up ya bum 

I can now bench press 67.5kg for 3x5. Benching my bodyweight at 75kg is my current short term goal. I'm gonna make it.

>>319237

stop it shire some time it just hurts too much to not have a recreational uzi

:(''''''

>>319241

Good job NEET.

>>319242

MAC11 is better.

>>319217

that is

<CALIENTE!

>>319241

You are going to exceed it by far. Eat more food and you should have no problem achieving 125kg for 3X5 in under 2 years

>>319242

>Uzi

get outta here jew

>>319242

Those guys are legends! I bet they bang all the hot chicks like Clint Eastwood does

>>319242

Hickok makes very comfy vidyas

Meanwhile in the commune

https://efukt.com/22874_Friday_Morning_in_California.html

>>319236

And sex with the fat ugly chicks then improves your chances with the hot chicks. It is a positive feed back loop

>tfw impressed

https://efukt.com/22866_Making_the_Impossible_Possible.html

>>319249

He does.

CZ make very good rifles. The 452 is a very popular .22LR at the range for guys who want to shoot target rifle or metallic silhouette with a gun they can still hunt with.

>>319234

Hot!

>>319252

>IKTF

>>319250

>>319254

>tfw impressed all these women can play dead this well

https://efukt.com/22863_The_Show_Must_Go_On.html

>>319218

First gun I fired for target practice. Good stuff m8.

>>319257

The ending is much better.

>>319241

Well done NEET. Keep going.

>>319252

Feral

>>319253

I really have no clue what to get when it comes to calibre, I'd like to get a category A and B licence mainly for target shooting, a mate also has some land where he does a bit of shooting. The licencing seems pretty straight forward, it's mostly the safe storage that confuses me a bit.

Also dunno if it'd be worth it to get a hand gun licence too, seems like a lot of stuff involved for NSW.

>>319262

IIRC you need a regular gun licence first

>>319262

Yeah I've avoided a class H license. It would be fun, but you're then forced to compete at a certain number of shoots each year at OTHER clubs and Police audit the attendance records and scores.

NEETs with histories of depression should not give themselves easy access to firearms.

>>319261

I'd find a SSAA range in your area first and attend a few different shoots for different disciplines and see what you like. They'll simplify the process of getting a license and tell you want to avoid in terms of firearms.

>>319263

Yeah.

>>319264

Also in NSW I think you are limited to certain types of handguns.

>>319265

im banned

>>319267

Yeah I think you can have 2 handguns in your first year or two. Like a .22LR and an air pistol. I think NSW might make you wait for a big boi handgun.

>>319265

I'd never off myself tbh, I want to see things through to my natural end.

>>319268

Tell us the story mate.

I found video of one of NKs rapes

https://motherless.com/D24905D

>>319271

if you get even acused of assualt it means you cant disprove it and are banned from owning firearms

same with domestic violence

>>319270

A very positive and encouraging post.

>>319273

Is this to do with the slanderous court case?

>>319273

it's your own fault, if you avoided people you would of never been falsely accused since people wouldn't know you exist

>>319272

I'll have to wank to this later

>>319270

Can't get to Vallhalla if you off yourself

>>319275

same with family court matters…

>>319273

That is an unjust law that requires civil disobedience

You can also have your license cancelled if you do the right thin and visit a doctor or psychiatrist and the lesbian reports you as a danger to yourself or others.

>>319273

There are lawyers who specialise in appeals against this kind of BS. Burden of proof rests with the head of Firearms Branch.

>Boongs preparing for day of the spear (circa 2019)

>tfw posso doesn't wish you good morning anymore.

>>319284

posso was the farewell neet

>>318817

Three for me.

>>319285

This might be right.

I was thinking this last night.

>>318841

Otto was a decent cunt. Relatively.

>>318928

We know.

>>318842

I saw a infowars sticker on a persons car on the way home. It was a mid 90's camry.

>>319279

Did you beat up your mum?

>>319288

Although the farewall NEET posted on Saturday or Sunday and Possum posted about his fence panel on a weekday.

>>318944

Yes.

>>319291

G-men can't take over your car if it doesn't have a computer.

>>318857

Under UNNAlore you'd get one in your gooch so you didn't get them preggo.

>>319293

and we have never got a picture of said fence

>>319293

Thank you. I can't recall shit.

The Gen is just one big trip.

>>319284

I was given the impression my posts had become insincere.

>>319299

Please don't be spiteful. I find it incredibly vile.

>>319299

Bitch slap 'im, Possum old mate.

>>318877

hot

>>318947

I used to get coles delivered but now I too much to sit at home all day for the free delivery. Now I go to aldi.

>>319283

>No Season 3

What the fuck, and they also had a kickstarter I didn't hear of, we should of promoted in the gen

>>318974

One looks like Martin Shkreli or whatever his name is.

>>318888

UNNA

>tfw may have offended Posso

big regret