/f1/ - Formula One

may as well

f1 show: https://vimeo.com/188373390

paddockun cut: https://vimeo.com/188368821

So, it wasn't just me who had the e0001 issue. I guess if we shitpost here enough, we'll get this thread on the front page and get a whole bunch of extra people here.

Oh yeah, remember to post some streams here so new people can see what's going to go down in Austin later.

>making a stream list

i can't remember which viasat covers f1, or which digisport (1 or 2), or which czech sport (1 or 2)

and i don't have any potato flash malware sites bookmarked any more

and somebody else would need to find the henno ones because i refuse

>happy birthday 8chan!

>board shits itself

classic

>>60797

Such is life, on some days.

>>60796

the US GP and Mexico GP are both free to air on main NBC from 2:30pm EDT, if that will assist TV casuals such as myself

>>60799

>main NBC

luxury. it's also being simulcast on sky sports 1 so there are extra crofty

>only Vettel has won from pole at COTA

and that was Wobbler's fault

is lindsay vaughn related to stevieray

>>60802

more in common with pastor tbh

geddit, cos they crash a lot

>>60804

thx for explaining because i thought something with oil pumping and wads of cash

>>60805

she pumps black gold in other ways

oh good, sky is playing rocky horror for halloween

i'll be sure to invite some fat chicks who are fake bi and/or fag hags

santander ferodo got a haircut, almost didn't recognize him walking in the background

>>60807

watched the remake from last year or w/e with my normie friends yesterday. they've never seen the original and decided to watch that for some unknown reason…

>switched tim curry tranny to big black transwoman

>riff raff, rocky etc. still the same genders

what year is it again?

only good part was v-justice running around in a bra for the whole flick. was she part of the fappening?

>>60809

>was she part of the fappening?

i.. think so? seem to remember seeing her udders and some fake outrage

track parade coverage starting on sky f1

sky sports 1 isn't picking up the simulcast for another 30 bings, still talking about that ludicrous chelsea manu match

>>60810

>tfw could only find topless pics

roastie until proven otherwise, lads

buxton doing the parade interviews

i'll just leave this so far

ACE (up/probably up):

2288397a21c4933d2359f19f54daa4101e297a48 [en] sky sports f1

a76398619fa37a69928f8d8ca8abd50502f1bb2d [en] sky sports 1

c8b03380b2ac11239254a7c94c3cbd2ca04cce16 [en] aus fox sky (same as hopto)

0f7600a4b59199820c0e19bd8457b5a617c5b2cb [ru] setanta

eaacaabd3300d5631f0f1e5dac73c3f6c2d0ba8a [sp] arena 11

c9100815e95268198b8a4e85a84c2e31ef6bf5c7 [sp] arena 12

ACE (probably down):

ab226ed6eaaf04d5a564753246495d12bef7e495 [en] sky sports 1 HD

4f7c3b54885bd1c1e77d36aef800e616fa03144a [en] sky sports 1 HD

e9250ab476b90dc0621d549691b5bc35c5b972e3 [fr] canal+

09b6932f24d1d4b0961480a27e18e0ebd5156828 [ng] viasat

VLC:

http://motorsport.hopto.org:8080/ (aus fox sky)

http://motorsport-au.hopto.org:8080/ (aus fox sky)

POTATO:

cricfree or some garbage

AUTISM:

>-→[ledtit]

>literally britain's only astronaut

>heart of courage

they are trying so hard

>our one and only f1 fan in north dakota

not hard when there are four people in the state

>>60814

2cf97774d9d6fdfcc4584569b7dd48c041484eba [cz] sport 2

>>60814

Good work so far.

>bully saying his plan is to pass Lewlew and Nico

delete this

>>60821

it's even a sociable hour in yurop unlike the azn rounds

if there is anything certain in life it's that cuckchan mods will eventually have one of their cyclical mod riots and then we'll get refugees again. one day

>>60821

Give it a little bit of time. People will come when the green flag drops.

>you want to be a real racing driver, let's have a drink

wait sky are u tryin to make me sad again

>>60821

I was playing KSP as I don't watch Sky pre-show

>bon jovi

SKY AUDIO DUDE STRIKES AGAIN

i let the daft punk pass but this is beyonda pail

>best strategy a tooshper

don't make up words ted

that was some brilliant wheel to wheel action there, it was definitely game on

i wonder who they got to sing the anthem

>>60833

Great stuff from the successor of Senna, the ever-great Lewis Hamilton.

>American Gordon Ramsay

Fucking raw

>all this taytay footage

low energy

BRILLIANT RACING

Time to see who Brundle fails to interview this time.

god i fucking hate astronauts

nbc replaying every bad ham start with a live ticker of how many positions dropped

based

USA USA USA

that predator just BTFO martin

Join the army now. How much do they pay for this ad for the army?

wtf i love perpetual war now

>all those latinos as cheerleaders and as spectators

this is the GP of Mexico

>>60850

there is nothing more merican than hiring mexicans

>national guard on security detail

slight overkill

decent turnout

Come on Nico

I hope a car will roll back to the start.

they say that smoke is just while everything tightens up, but why don't all the other merc pu runners puff as badly pulling off

GIMI

>thirdberg

No reason for Nico to attack heavily at the start

Nice Max vs. Seb duel

williams wins lol

Haas in the points

go Steven

>Stream crashes.

Goddamnit.

good try palmer

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

Hopefully bully and choco crash

>Boxing day

You have been saving that one Martin

Pretty stupid start from Rosberg going to the outside.

ric not really holding up firstberg and will pit soon

>Showing Perez vs. Gutierrez on purpose

USA YES

ric should pit early and make ham run his whole strategy early

>and radio comes on

ok then

all those brown bitches not gaf

>Ferrari making the first movie

>>60875

>and releases kimi into traffic

button in front of everyone today

>primes

what is this strategy

RIGGED

>Whites

Oh God.

also what's the pit delta? bully in virtual lead atm

What the fuck is going on

>>60882

i dont know but RBR/ferrari pitting caused a shitstorm

RIGGED

Vettel #1 with soft tyres

>>60885

hasn't stopped m80

>>60881

also i suck dicks

GIMI NO

Oh great more Verstappen dick sucking

get your tongue out of max's anus plz

>BUT

>PER

>GRO

wrong order!

>change wehrmacht to guiterrez on badger

>car breaks

fugg D:

>Haas still failing on the brakes

>>60893

>nascar team can't into brakes

Sounds about right.

>i'm not here to finish 4th

>I'm not here to finish 4th

>>60891

>Max proceeds to lockup

what would happen if i mixed scotch and champagne

jen's son lock-a-ton

>Nico locks up.

>Sky talks shit.

>Vershitten locks up.

>Sky goes quiet for a second then pretends they didn't see it.

gj romain, looked like the rear wing almost fell off tho

Why aren't they mention the fact that Kvyat has a broken front wing?

i don't recommend this >>60898

Ferrari again with a #yolo strategy

Ferrari pls.

>Red Bull

TOP KEK

get fooshked max

>I'm not here to finish 4th

ok, let's go for the 6th place instead.

GET FUCKED VERSHITTEN

>Hamilton quite likes the US continent

Well I doubt we are gonna get a race in Hawaii or Alaska Crofty

>Red Bull

>kvyat to red bull again

>Max

AYY VERSTOPPEN

>Verstappen

Bretty good race

I'M NOT HERE TO FINISH

karma is a bitch.

>le confused toothpaste skank face

>That dutch girl

Extra lels

GET WRECKED

Traktor racing.

Kinda ridiculous they aren't making him stop

>VSC

fucking why?

Well that has massively helped Hamilton

>>60927

muh health and safety regs, that's why

Fucking burgers can't even roll the car just outside with your Mexican workforce, but they need the traktor cunt for it.

>>60929

>>60927

They had to send the forklift out from further back.

Max just fucked Red Bull

>Rosberg to restart behind Manor.

Get the blue flags ready marshals.

who's hype for 20 more laps of riveting monostrategy

>verstappen secretly working for mercedes

>>60930

Transmission sounded fucked and you could see them hitting the neutral button.

Guessing it was jammed in gear and they couldn't roll it back.

>>60935

Sounds reasonable.

>>60931

>>60935

posted my reply before they had to send the tractor out

>inb4 Palmer takes both renaults out

palmer only has three more races

I want Palmer to get a seat next year just for the team radio, these are gold.

That Vettel laughing.

>The Kimster

>All driver losing their patience

Driver radio has been good today

joy leon is here but buemi and jev are driving mobility scooters

>>60943

Needs more Gimi

vote for verstappen

http://www.formula1.com/content/fom-website/en/vote.html

>>60943

Heard nothing of Hamlel so far. I don't want to hear some shitty quote at the end of the race from him.

>sainz up in 6th

bretty gud tbh

GIMI NO

GIMI

Rear tyre isn't on I don't think

the absolute f'kin madman

>Every team other than Ferrari

Ferrari/10

>i did it again

This race is meme as fuck

Holy shit Ferrari.

>>60958

too bad they didn't show him reversing down the hill

kimi just keeps on coming up with new ways to meme

>>60960

was i neutral, doesnt count :^)

>>60962

in*

>>60960

Does it count if you just go into neutral and roll back?

The thing is they had to have known well before he made it to the end of the pit lane.

Why didn't they tell him to stop earlier?

>>60962

>>60964

force majeure, aka there would have been an SC if the car stayed there and lewlew's odds of victory would decrease

Charlie Whiting just making shit up as he goes.

a big day but sauber is still p11

oh fuck you crofty

Stop it lockberg.

What's Ricci's beef?

both hondas somehow points

Was that Jeff Gordon?

>>60972

nico's free pit stop under the VSC

which is his teammates fault not nico's

>>60935

Took you only 22 minutes Crofty

Raikkonen's radio from the pitlane

https://clyp.it/kz0eamfs

romain scoring a point atm

magnussen took an almost-free stop and is about to cuck palmer on super-softs

go fiat

keep CurryTits broke

>dat vacant stare from the cheerleader

spooky

>Massa

fernando is faster than u

>Has to shove Massa of the road without team orders.

Yeah that was late from Massa

>battle for 15th

riveting, tv director

Vettel going for fastest lap.

Great job TV director

ferrari settling for fastest lap

>>60986

At least their sponsors get some exposure.

Massa with a puncture.

>Turn 11

Crofty is literally blind

>Alonsoth

Glad the race fixing eurospic is not getting another championship.

nice Spanish fight and Vettel actually did it.

>yee-haw

>shitty quote incomming in 3…2…1

guess i'll skip the podium

>KMAG overtakes outside track limits

>Sky: Penalty

>Alonso overtakes outside track limits

>Sky: Good hard racing

YEEHA

Can't complain about that

romain point

>only top 6 not lapped

classic

hamilton wins matter

throw the hat

THROW THE HAT

Who is the Mercedes grill in the cooldown room?

She wants the BBC

GET DOWN

>>61005

the "we've won too many races" girl

Thank you crofty

>that "Well done Baku" sign

TOP

KEK

>Those semi boos

Fuck you America

>impromptu wet T-shirt contest

Hell yeah

>black bra

what a snickerlicker

>Butler haa no fucking clue

who the fuck is this

Pretty good podium

the fuck are they doing

>>61015

The "This is Sparta!" guy.

>sky is scheduled f1 shit until 11:15pm local

get ready for some expert analyiss

>Magnussen

>Car 20 left the track in turn 12, gaining a lasting advantage

>5 second time penalty

>2 penalty points

>Watch MOTD with family

>Proceed to watch all of Downfall afterwards

Alright movie.

>>61022

Alonso does the same thing and gives Massa a puncture but gets nothing.

Meanwhile in Malaysia Rosberg does the same move but far less aggressive, taps Kimi and gets a time penalty.

Does Whiting have an 8-ball that tells him what to do?

>>61025

One of them is for the championship and one of them is not. It's always been that way to ignore the lower battle unless it is blatant.

Not to mention Charlie was criticised in Malaysia so he probably tried to even things up here.

F1 is so disgustingly broken.

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/10/19/mario-andretti-obama-trump/

Mario Andretti endorses Donald Trump in demonstration of the fact that he agrees Michael is a loser and that Donald was right to fire him.

>new James Hunt biography by Maurice Hamilton coming out

We'll see what it brings over the Donaldson one. Would recommend, there's a lot more to Hunt than 'dude sex for breakfast lol'. Also Hesketh was meme as can be.

>check pricing and the new one isn't officially available in the US until 2017 for 50 freedom units

yah maybe not

also

>tfw phone sudokued itself when I left it sitting on the bed next to me at 30% battery while I watched some Westworld

>won't load anything past the bootloader and shows an empty battery splash screen when booting to either OS or recovery

Gonna flash new TWRP (sort of meant to do that anyways) and see where that gets us

>>61028

>be invited to white house for a state dinner (presumably) with Obama

>reveal you're a trump voter to reporters outside

he actually did it

The Italian-American former race car driver made an appearance Tuesday at the White House state dinner for Italy.

When asked who he thought would win on the race track, he said "I think Trump," according to press pool reports.

Race Results for USA

You scored 142 points

The Top score was 229 points

Your World Ranking was: 1107 / 7316

Not bad considering one of my drivers dnf'd

>COTA USGP attendance, as reported by the track:

>2016: 269,889

this might be meaningful if circuits would quote their attendance the same way

>>61034

>>61035

are you planning an acute or a chronic dose of pineapple for next sunday?

>tfw forgot to make chicken waffles for belgium

at least it's trivial to get a burrito.

>>61038

I was just gonna have nachos…

>>61024

>Watched Downfall

>Couldn't help but fire up COD:WAW again for the soviet missions

Fucking Nazi subliminal advertising

>JV of all people saying Kvyat doesn't deserve a seat based on results and that Toro Rosso is a retirement team

guess he would know

>“I think they have to change the name of the venue from COTA (Circuit of the Americas) to ZOTA because the F1 drivers treated it more like a zone than a circuit, helping themselves to any bit of hard standing which suited their progress,” the star TV pundit wrote in his latest Sky Sp-

oh nevermind

>>61042

>star TV pundit

That really says it all. Just showing up to the circuits and reporting isn't enough, Brundle has to be a star as well.

>>61047

>no more of those based Mobil1 commercials

truly a sad day if true

also aren't they McLaren's longest-running sponsor at this point?

>>61048

For the past 21 years, the McLaren-Honda Formula 1 team has used Mobil 1 oil in their racecars.

http://www.mclaren.com/formula1/partners/Mobil1/

that's def longest

>>61051

yah can't be a good sign

>be googling sponsors

>notice that wikipedia and the motorsport.com history page have the same text

>turns out they just copied the whole wikipedia article text

>McLaren by wikipedia contributors is licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0.

guess they can do that, but really?

As Official Supplier of radio communications equipment to McLaren since 1991, Kenwood

i don't know if "free radios" counts as a sponsor

>>61047

I don't buy it to be honest. Don't why Red Bull would switch.

>>61054

>Endless months of McLaren livery speculation before they eventually disappoint everyone again

Oh god why

>>61055

>>61047

>can't see TAG using different fuel than the main mechacrenault tho

>Don't why Red Bull would switch

Sponsorship dollars for one. I can see Red Bull believing they can get more performance out of the Renault Ilmor with Mobil 1 fuel instead of TOTAL. Mobil 1 may have better facilities, people, and investment to make Red Bull a fuel that would give them the engine. Mobil 1 also has experience with Mario Illien when he and Ilmor worked on the Mercedes engines for the McLaren Mercedes era, so that is something they could build upon.

Red Bull was able to influence Renault into taking Illien and the results proved it to be a very good move. With this, Red Bull can have more influence on the direction of engine development and to use a specific brand of fuel that they believe, is better than the TOTAL fuel they have now.

Renault's factory team in Enstone is also rumored to be a disaster with practically no leadership at the moment. If Renault decides to say "fuck it" and pull out of the factory team and decide to be an engine supplier only, then Red Bull would have all of the power and influence over Renault.

Keep in mind though, that Red Bull's influence would have pissed off Renault. Not only due to how it was played out in public and the massive shitstorms coming from it, but once Red Bull was shown to be right, which would really hurt Renault's ego. From the engineers making the engine, to a member of the boardroom talking about how much the brand got damaged. I can see them wanting to go to another team due to how bad it got, especially if they have to pull out of the factory team.

With that in mind, with Red Bull getting experience on how to influence engine development and having a major fuel supplier with a lot of good experience in Formula 1, they can more easily entice an engine manufacturer to make them an engine the way they want to. Add to that Red Bull can easily invest and influence Mario Illien and Ilmor, since Ilmor helped out Red Bull a lot this year, and Ilmor staying loyal to Red Bull, it becomes a lot more enticing for an engine manufacturer to jump into Formula 1 with Red Bull with instant success.

>>61058

And of course they build it in an area that used to be rightful fennic clay

>>61059

mobil1 also has a track record of shit as an alt fuel supply when mclaren ran it in they merc. worse than stuff from a bunch of malaysians

total and renault are never going to split because le france

>eric's life partnert's son's press officer making noise again about going to force india

guess those screwing monisher sessions aren't going as smoothly as they'd like

>>61058

Doesn't look like an F1 circuit

More of a MotoGP design

>>61069

It's the traditional back-up plan in case some oilsheik out-bids you for the next race.

Manor reserve driver Rio Haryanto says he has a "50/50" chance of returning to the Formula 1 grid next season.

Things are decidedly less meme without Rio and Pastor around, so I for one welcome either of their returns.