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Eric Clapton loved chocolate.. He had begun eating a ton of chocolate… George Harrison looked down his nose at Eric Clapton for his chocolate addiction…
Because George Harrison had been afollowerof The Maharishi, he considered 'tooth decay from candy' to be a symptom of moral decay….
Harrison began giving Clapton a hard time about the chocolate, insisting Clapton's teeth were all going to rot….
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 No.11604
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 Maybe you can pack up your Trumpy Bear and travel to D.C.
you could be one of the 114,000 'people' to attend the MILLION MAHARISHIS MARCH
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 No.11606
    The True Story:
              lol @ the cheapness and failure
and lmao @ thinking 'abideth' makes you seem 'wise'
its very important to you that people 'perceive you as being wise', isn't it?
that's actually quite telling
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 No.11607
    nobody wants to be perceived as 'being stupid', of course…….
but your need to be perceived as 'being the wise man' is a different subject altogether. the mystical sage of enlightenment.
got it.
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 No.11608
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 No.11609
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     at this point, you may as well
      become a devout christian Q-follower
                just like the other Trump Turds
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 No.11610
             youre all a bunch of faggots
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 No.11611
    Fat, uneducated SLOB can't even pronounce the word 'primer' correctly.
Typical 'wise man' Trump Turd
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 No.11612
    >>11609
No one in here acts like more of a judgmental religitard than (You), Johnny Neptune.
Your "Woke" Religion will not allow (You) to see past the mountains of your own hypocrisy; much less see how small of a manchild (You) appear to others, because you have alienated your persona from all else in thought and deed.
Until (You) find the Boundless Unity & Harmony WITHIN, (You) will never beFREE, Johnny Neptune.
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 No.11613
    >>11593
>You've got a month until December 14th
>one month to take it up the ass
 >                        then, on the 14th
 >                        America will finally be done with you
That's Not how this works…
Twelfth Amendment to the the U.S. Constitution
The Electors shall meet in their respective states, and vote by ballot for President and Vice-President, one of whom, at least, shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves; they shall name in their ballots the person voted for as President, and in distinct ballots the person voted for as Vice-President, and they shall make distinct lists of all persons voted for as President, and of all persons voted for as Vice-President, and of the number of votes for each, which lists they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the seat of the government of the United States, directed to the President of the Senate;–The President of the Senate shall, in the presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the certificates and the votes shall then be counted;–The person having the greatest number of votes for President, shall be the President, if such number be a majority of the whole number of Electors appointed; and if no person have such majority, then from the persons having the highest numbers not exceeding three on the list of those voted for as President, the House of Representatives shall choose immediately, by ballot, the President. But in choosing the President, the votes shall be taken by states, the representation from each state having one vote; a quorum for this purpose shall consist of a member or members from two-thirds of the states, and a majority of all the states shall be necessary to a choice. [And if the House of Representatives shall not choose a President whenever the right of choice shall devolve upon them, before the fourth day of March next following, then the Vice-President shall act as President, as in the case of the death or other constitutional disability of the President.–]The person having the greatest number of votes as Vice-President, shall be the Vice-President, if such number be a majority of the whole number of Electors appointed, and if no person have a majority, then from the two highest numbers on the list, the Senate shall choose the Vice-President; a quorum for the purpose shall consist of two-thirds of the whole number of Senators, and a majority of the whole number shall be necessary to a choice. But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.
There will be no assfucking.
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 No.11614
    >>11613
exactly….. youll be assfucked until December 14th, then youll be discarded like a used condom
                              enjoy
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 No.11615
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 No.11616
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 No.11617
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 No.11618
    scumbag coward isnt taking any questions because he is embarrassed
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 No.11619
    Trump just admitted that he won't be in office next year
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 No.11620
    you Trumpy Bear people are the type that also collect CLOWN PLATES because you're so in touch with whats COOL
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 No.11621
    yeah….. we're gonna fuck you guys in the ass REAL HARD intil december 14th, at which point youll be quickly discarded and forgotten
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 No.11622
    we all took turns fucking you and your buddies in the ass on Nov. 3rd (jon and wendy and i all voted early) and your caveman decided not to concede yet (meaning we get to KEEP ON fucking you guys in the ass until dec 14th, at which point, your caveman is going to begin packing his bags like the bitch that he is)
But yeah, Biden got 306 Electoral Votes and Trump only got 213
lol fuck you
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 No.11623
    Ooops i meant 232
Trump got 232 electoral votes, and Biden got 306
thats EXACTLY the same score as 2016, except Hillary lost with only 232
yeah, december 14th is a long way off… bend over and get comfortable
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 No.11624
    something you & trump have in common :
America fucked both of you in the ass
and theres NOTHING either of you can do
to stop it
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 No.11625
    We fucked your hopes and dreams
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 No.11626
    FINAL COUNT : 
BIDEN 306 ELECTORAL VOTES
TRUMP 232 ELECTORAL VOTES
                                its over, Manic Maharishi
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 No.11627
    how does that feel, Patrick Henry ?
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 No.11628
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 No.11629
                you've got some SUPER COOL friends
                               Mini Major BirdDick Jr.
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 No.11631
    BREAKING NEWS !!
TRUMP DROPS LEGAL CHALLENGE IN ARIZONA
its over, night soilman
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 No.11632
    BREAKING NEWS :
TRUMP CLOSES 'REPORT VOTER FRAUD HOTLINE'
its over… he is dropping the legal challenges
(because each and every one was tossed out)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude, seriously tell me
HOW DOES THAT FEEL, BITCH???!!!
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 No.11633
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 here's something you'll enjoy, dweeb
you can parrot some of this sandnigger's bullshit mantra to Nancy, then afterwards, you can try to convince yourself that she's fascinated by your 'wisdom'….
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 No.11634
    Trump's Lawyers never even got not even ONE case to the discovery phase…. not even one
they were ALL tossed out during opening arguments
So they dropped their legal challenges in Arizona & Pennsylvania
                                  wimps
you guys are ALL BARK and NO BALLS
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 No.11635
    well, if YOUBare too ashamed to admit how it makes you feel, then ALLOW ME to tell you how it makes ME FEEL :
feels good, man
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 No.11636
    OH, YEAH…. THIS FEELS GREAT!!!
no vaseline needed…. no luxuries for you
bend over farther…………….     good boy
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 No.11637
    imagine being Nancy, and having to deal with 'The Manic Militia Maharishi' continually try to 'seem profound and wise'…..
now imagine the Honeymoon Phase is long over, she's heard it all a million times before, and she can predict the words that are about to come out of your mouth….
POOR NANCY !!!!!!
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 No.11638
    REPEAT AFTER ME :
"I VOTED FOR AN ILLITERATE APE-MAN, AND HE LOST THE ELECTION BY A LANDSLIDE"
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 No.11639
    REPEAT AFTER ME, BITCH:
"I NOW HAVE A BLACK FEMALE VICE PRESIDENT, JOE BIDEN IS IN CONTROL OF MY DESTINY, AND I'M A FUCKING LOSER, JUST LIKE TRUMP!!"
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 No.11640
    in 2016, trump got 306 electoral votes,
and Hillary got only 232 electoral votes
                              and trump called it a LANDSLIDE
this time, BIDEN GOT 306
and your apeman got 232
                WE beat YOU by a LANDSLIDE
                                      bitch
how does that make you feel ?
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 No.11641
    several dozen Secret Service Agents quarantined with COVID
and Trump's Lawyers have tossed in the towel
on the same day that the final count happened
and your team LOST by a god damn landslide
                  things aren't going your way
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 No.11642
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 try to remember back after the first Debate whenyou actually thought he was going to win!!! Lol
boy, were you ever wrong
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 No.11643
    >>11640
>how does that make you feel ?
Typical leftard.
Thinks everything in life is about feefees.
The persona known as Johnny Neptune has been playing at that tired old persona so long that it no longer knows the joy of picking up and putting down personas at will. Too bad, really. Setting aside a persona which no longer serves its purpose can be quite freeing. It would be great if Andrew McGovern gave himself the chance to experience that freedom… like everyone else already has… Everyone else put "Johnny Neptune" away a long long time ago. Why do you think the 'JN' persona finds itself all alone; contained in a worthless thread on an obscure pseudonymous image board, ranting hate-speech to itself…
It's something to think about.
Meanwhile I'll Go On About My Development.
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 No.11644
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 No.11645
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 No.11646
    Gullible Enough To Be Enamored By TRUMP?
                                genius
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 No.11647
    HEY MAHARISHI . . . . . . 
YOU EAT MEAT… YOU EAT MURDERED ANIMALS
SHOVE YOUR FAKE EASTERN PHILOSOPHIES UP YOUR ASS
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 No.11648
    you can (and should) EAT MY SHIT
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 No.11649
    Oh, Mystical Magical Wise One……
GO EAT ANOTHER MURDERED ANIMAL
                  then fuck yourself
                     disgusting pig
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 No.11650
    Ive got more valid, legitimate 'mystical eastern wisdom' in my vegan dinner than youll ever pretend to have
                               fuck you
                 i prefer squirrels over trash
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 No.11651
    good news for ME :
LivePD is coming back on TV again
and your inbred white trash caveman is gone
            and Rittenhouse is going to PRISON
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 No.11652
    life is good, dude……
don't worry, Squirrel Man….
after the first 3 years of Biden, youll suck it up
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 No.11657
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 No.11861
    Meditate on The Murder of Meat, Maharishi
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 No.11862
    save some quirrel for NASCAR
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