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Dune: The film, not the novel; paired with "The Big Lebowski", to create "Anne Frank"; a Nazi attempting to duplicate the power of government hunting her.

CS Lewis: A pedophile's work by title, always flunking a situation matched by Bishop's office; however passing, if book unread. Even summary.

JD Salinger: A pedophile male, and a pedophile mother; the top in prison if male, not in marriage, and a female punk if having duplicated the author.

The Bible: Scriptures per arrest, not per reading; never to be applied to self, only foe; otherwise, open declaration of homosexual in Church at hymn; seeker of male prostitutes underage.

The Koran: Reading for wife, not husband or sons; otherwise, unable to marry, using various mother's religious instructions from male priest, as if per father; otherwise, correct for husband's career at job, from wife having read.

Mein Kempf: Pulitzer Prize, for having duplicated Judenstat; Jewish Mafia investment in New York City and upstate New York, per Holocaust; pork and rice markets unbalanced, from marijuana prohibition by Latino-Puerto Rican community; Jewish Latinos, in New York. "Schindler's List", irrigation and labor investment, of Israel, per Russia.

AF: Registered Western Massachusetts Anti-Gang.

CIA: Registered "Teach for America", Aryan Federation; Obama and Condi.

IRA: Schooled at gambling per international wager; "Marcus Garvey".

Freemasons: Given Archbishop's ear, by Cardinal Bernard Law; mother's friend.

COIN: Preferential print, by David Masouz; work together, "Arkham" video game.

RCMP: Trust of Neo-Nazi, to turn Israeli; not himself, but other Hitler Youth.

HUMINT: "The Loser", granted, by Perry Saturn; Taliban, now the "VOICE".

NSA: Fired from Hasbro, for seducing commanding officer; "Armen Tanjerian", and "Silver"; Madison and Bush.

("Miramax"):

Kill Bill: John Kerry, defeated by Malcolm X; "Tobias Whale".

Ronin: Thomas Menino, defeated by Bobby Sands; "Arnold Wesker".

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind: Rudolph Giuliani, defeated by Jimmy O'Neil; "Jean-Paul Valley".

Pulp Fiction: Jerry Brown, defeated by John Schattner; "Charles Dickles".

Reservoir Dogs: Lenny Lantigua, defeated by Rocky Marciano; "Jack Napier".

Starsky and Hutch: Saddam Hussein, defeated by Allen Dulles; "Bruce Wayne".

The Crow: Elizabeth Lennox II, defeated by Gary Kasparov; "Edward Nygma".

Jackie Brown: Donald Trump, defeated by Bumpy Johnson; "Alberto Falcone".

Defected Lovers (The Prostitution Issue):

Cassie-Leigh Stock (defected to Code Pink, Ba'ath Party).

Jenna Williamson (defected to Jewry, West German Pharmaceutical).

Allison Haimes (defected to South Korea, Move On).

Jessica Sirhan (defected to German Schulzstaffel, DC Comics).

Cassie Seery (defected to Canadian Intelligence, Locktober).

Ashley Oswald (defected to NAMBLA, Multiverse Crisis MUSH).

1989-1999: Cipher Analytics.

Anatole Steintfeldt: College Athletics Bets (Episcopals).

Ezekial Hiram: Developmental Chemicals (Mormons).

Robert Wolfinackis: Hanseatic League Medicine (Ku Klux Klan).

Zach Klein: Arab Rights Banking (al-Qaeda).

Andrew Wachowski: Gay Rights Russia (Microsoft Network).

Daniel Monahan: German Labor Prussia (German Dunkirk Third Reich).

Alice Charlebois: Boston Irish Socialists (Rhinocerus Party).

2001-2003: National Security Agency Junior Administrator:

Christine Carr: Queer Rights (Russian Basim).

Jon Malone: Hopkinton British Freemasons (Teacher's Union).

Jeffrey Niemera: Israeli Defense Union (Christian Phalangists).

Ashley Hamilton: DC Comics (Autism Speaks).

Carlin Sarkesian: National Rifle Association (United Nations).

Timothy Brennan: Hopkinton Queen's Intelligence (EMC Corporation).

2004-2008: UMass-Amherst Police Intelligence (HUMINT).

Ryan Gregson: Capital University Synod (Mossad).

Brian Monaghan: Jim Crow Confederate South (Orange Order).

Nicholas Maynard: French External Security (French Bayou Chirac).

Richard Coughlin: Respite Center (OPEC Jordan).

Jessica Sirhan: Pierce Freemasonic Society (Herzhog Productions).

Jenna Williamson: Boston Globe (Mossad).

Ivan Tomasic: Bounty Guild (B'nai B'rith).

Joshua Moen: Sinaloa Cartel (Boston On Leon Tong).

Ryan Cunningham: Apartheid South Africa (British Intelligence).

Justin Walsh: Canadian Intelligence (Jackson Freemasonic Society).

Scott Peterson: German Canadian Mounted (INTERPOL).

Lacy Jae Slaunwhite: Buffy and Angel (Calgary KGB).

Chris Sweeney: Beth-Israel Deaconess Hospital (Washington Freemasonic Society).

John Washburne: Marvel Comics (MI-6 Haganah).

Gwenn Pratt: Hell's Angels (Nixon Freemasonic Society).

David Chappelle: Comedy Central (MI-6 Rockefeller Center).

Paul Mooney: Kabul-Madrid (RCMP).

Keith Velasquez: NORML (German Counter-Terror).

Homeland Security (2008-2011):

Jeffrey Lange: US Navy St. Lawrence (National Socialist Pennyslvania).

Benjamin Brown: Saint's Row (Canadian Forestry Patrol).

Amanda Lange: Uganda Exchequer (German Lutherans).

Eric Frein: Pennsylvania Police (German Lutherans).

Mitt Romney: Affordable Care Act (Massachusetts Mormons).

Other Services (And Busts):

DC Comics (Bellevue), Disney (US Navy Submarine), Biden Campaign (Witches), Ministry of Security Services (Lifestyle Fetish).

"CAPTAIN AMERICA":

"Intelligence", in the Ecumenical sense, is an angel; the Papacy, John Paul II, sought to experiment on the British Kings and Queens; hence, Charles, the Crown Prince, was arranged with a Japanese swordswoman, Diana, and her first child, was given "Fleurophenzanine"; a legendary formula, for a spy; removing anxiety from the child.

It was smuggled out of Great Britain, and given to a young IRA, through the mother.

"HAWKEYE":

After a young black lawyer, had to smoke crack at gun point, a Boston police haze, Stan Lee came to him, and gave him "Phobium"; a legendary Nazi method of coagulating a chemical soldier, and creating "Helmut Lars"; identified as a "class clown" in his permanent record, a death camp survivor; depicted by Peter Lorre, in Casablanca.

The formula was synthesized at UMass-Amherst, after North Korean intelligence stole the formula; the exchange, a method to end the Kims, by using Subgenius to make a psychiatric patient unfailingly heterosexual, to trick Kim Jong-il into turning his eldest successor, Kim Jong-un, a homosexual.

"THE HULK":

After public witness of the Timothy McVeigh file, an Iranian peace activist was pulled out of Israeli Tel Aviv, and experimented on; after he took over Israel, as Likud Party's Prime Minister, with his weapon technology; the American US Army took notice, and identified Israel as a returned threat; after the Putin-Catholic revolution, making Israel just a backwater enemy.

Authorized to out al-Qaeda, for court deals for the Hittite Princes, United Health Associates, the formula, "G-RED", was put in a spy that had infiltrated Bridgewater Russian-Basim, as a psychiatric patient on a Church authorized blood serum test for medicines; doctors unaware, that it wasn't a French spy, it was an American CIA; and the scientist who had developed "Arkham Asylum"; an FBI training video game, on your favorite console; X-BOX.

Ecclesiastical Order: Roman Order of Sicarim; Judas Iscariot, the Assassin.

Knights Templar Order: Knights of Apullia; Pierre the Coward, the Arab King.

Clan U'Niall: Leicesters' Fields; King U'Niall, of U'Nialls Glenn.

Papal Diamond: de'Conti's Papacy; Four Popes, Witch Hunter Psionics.

Hopkinton Hillers: YMCA Swim; Grade 2, Military, Prematurely Graduated.

UMass-Amherst Senate's Commission: Pre-Law History; HUMINT #2, Ted Bundy, Western Massachusetts Anti-Gang.

AVN Best Amateur: Strapon Sex; Empress M and Slave Dave.

Mad Pride: Graye the Bunny Boy; Church of Subgenius, Founding Father.

Seven Years War: MI-6 Section Chief.

American Revolution: Signature of Architecture, US Constitution.

War of 1812: President.

Mexican-American War: Brigadier General.

Civil War: Union Spy, Consigliere Italian Bishop's Office.

Spanish-American War: US Navy Cannons.

Great War: Sergeant, Cook's Brigade.

World War 2: USMC MI-6, Hughes Bauble Bet; Pacific Theater.

Vietnam War: Raytheon Technologies, Russian Agreement.

War on Terror: CIA HUMINT, Deep Cover Agent; Lt. Field Officer, Air Force.