>you will eat the bugs,
>you will eat grass and soy NO MORE DIRTY MEAT FOR YOU CHUDDY
>you will eat the bugs
>you will wear each other's clothes because buying new things is literally capitalism and LE HECKIN dangerous to the environment and contributes to child labor in LE EVIL Sweatshops
>you will only go to thrift stores
>you will recycle every single can and plastic bottle and make unique trinkets outta them because that's so heckin creative
>you will throw nothing away
>you will bow down to the black man to atone for historical privilege
>you will buy and own nothing and be completely happy about it
>share everything you have with the heckin community, including your toothbrush
>you will have no privacy or individual freedom, those are bourgeois constructs anyway
>you will love transwomen and validate them 24/7
>you will support Palestine and Hamas even if they go against your interests and throw gays off buildings and decapitate trans people. They're a POC and they have more of right to exist than you WHITE DEVIL POS
>you will comply and undermine the le evil corporations and embrace communism and anarchy
>you will live in a house made out of sticks in the forest