“Problematic sections to be edited out of bible:
- jesus flips over innocent merchants tables in unjustified tirade which white supremacists always use to spread their hate speech
- jesus opposing the pharisees historically is always used by nazis as justification for showing others that jews cause problems for others.
- every chapter to mention jesus will have community notes and guidelines to help parishioner's learn how to better serve and be friends to modern secular real estate venture called Israel.
-some chapters jesus will be replaced with a less antisemitic and polarizing character to help stop christians from getting the wrong idea about the jewish faith.
-every chapter will have a section talking about the ocean of piss, shit and cum that jesus wound up in after committing the first recorded hate crimes and antisemitism against the chosen people.”