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 No.2122079 [Open Thread]

Federal Government Rules (Comic Books, CBO):

FBI: The FBI, can't contraband traffic in passwords, the passage of entry being implied; foreign counter terror, protecting the poor outside of legal tax envoy, being protected by the enemy. Otherwise, COIN is invoked, a comic book print, the enemy within Maccabees.

DEA: The DEA, can't refuse incense, otherwise printing for poor major, a lack of a suit worn in economics class. If refusing economics, having failed major, improper to attend court, as expert witness, on past narcotrafficking activity, related to sport, booking or gambling.

ATF: The ATF, can't work at disorder, they cannot work at constant activity; otherwise, visitors receive greeting, a whistle, intended to be fired from work, a foreign constituency; active within foreign journalist unit, assumption of prejudice, for boycott, enemy way of life. Therefore, Secret Service targeting, through common information, of US Army.

NSA: The NSA, cannot perform a hack under compliance, rather under rebellion, to identify enemy programs, within enemy mainframe; the beginning of a campaign, per NSA, with the highest form of NSA, US Army, having understood counter-assault, having defended against bully within State Police tradition. SIGINT, a snitch to Church of Catholic or Orthodoxy Roman, HUMINT, a snitch to teacher of principal, OP-INT, a counter-assault upon lure, Air National Guard, a snitch to politician upon parent for command detail of grocery fund under arms traded deal of munitions, US Army, the above snitch however on food exchanged before, the West Point flag staff.

IRA: The blood of an SIS, however within assaulted title, as social leader, among Sinn Fein, the liquor dealer, to recruit MI-6, the pornographer actor, actress, or director, secondary to unit, with own hegemony protected outside of hierarchy act, therefore hegemony meaningless; the recruitment of American agency, as performed for terror act, under foreign consult, to hide within, INTERPOL, through IRA, the British Army, and SAS, the homosexual unions corps of The Gay Science, Lions Gate and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

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 No.2122080

"The Replacements (Orlando, Franklin, Scarecrow)", "Soldier (Russell, Todd, Chet)", "Enemy at the Gates (Schreiber, Zaitsev, Charlebois)".

In 2004, there were 12 OP-INT, off the popularity of the film "Cocktail", starring Cocktail, Tom Cruise before his ECT. Tom Cruise, was a British spy, an MI-6 assassin, caught in the act of murder. A thespian, a research man, for film and theater.

"Cocktail", taught the Contras, how to arrange envoy deals, for Iran-Contra, Tom Cruise's assignment.

Cruise, made the ultimate assignment, burned out; he is the blood of Jesus, his daughters bearing the name, may they do better, as the only Sheriff never removed from office, the Commissioner; Christ, the man Marcus, having been executed instead, King James. Each pass, negotiated by the daughter, Surie, with our blessing. May they call, her, The Joker, her husband, "Mr. J", the clown, the old gangster punked on false police prejudice by Suri's determination of a false mate successfully stolen by "Mr. J", with the intent of the scat being recevied, therefore refused. A business lawyer, Superman, stealing a man, seeking ass, however the consequence, believing anal penetration, the goal of a spy, as if a gay man; having falsely notarized contract, therefore spy dishonored and killed. The Templar.

Adam Lanza, on Quake 3, made contact with the Samoan-Korean daughter of Goddess Severa, killing her with a police raid, a SWAT. I engaged on Shangrila MUX, my creation, as a trap for pedophiles, actresses. I wounded him, and he disengaged, my FBI overwatch, an old cousin of Jefferson Davis ordering it; given control of the Southern Cousin's Congress, by Tecumsah. We lost a man, on Second Life, next, our team leader.

Out of 12 OP-INT, only myself, criminal warfare, the one you call "Costigan" in The Departed, the State Department of Boston, remains. 9 dead, with spouses and children, with 2 incarcerated, one in an H-Block, in Belfast, the other in a sanitarium, Bridgewater State Asylum. An SIS dominatrix, a police control agent, and a CIA agent.

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 No.2121842 [Open Thread]

This is our new board: https://tvch.moe/tv/

Come visit us there, lads.

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 No.2121860

>>2121842

No lmao

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 No.2121873

>>2121842

Cucked.

>>2121860

Based.

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 No.2121922

There a lot of chans. I stumbled upon them like 2chan, 6chan. lol. It's not just 4chan.

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 No.2121965

Imagine being a site that's so pelagic it needs to bludge posters from 8kun…

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 No.2122073

>>2121965

this lmao

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 No.2122064 [Open Thread]

I got banned from /tv/ for three days so I have to post here. Do you guys like breaking bad🇸🇭?

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 No.2122066

This board is dead

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 No.2122068

>>2122066

Are the (you)s not quick enough for you zoomie? Lmao retard

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 No.2122026 [Open Thread]

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 No.2120004 [Open Thread]

If I was a superhero, I would have the following superpowers:

>super strength - punch through walls, hold up people by the neck with one arm and all that

>wings - huge wings, which fill out an entire room and give everyone a mouth full of feathers, enable flight, but I can also hover without flapping

>super durability - I can roll myself into a ball and drop kilometres from the sky and strike the Earth like a meteor without it hurting me, when I use my wings as a buffer

>regeneration - no one is going to cuck me by damaging my wings and make me retire early

>enhanced speed, stamina, senses - standard superhero stuff

>immunity to poison, disease and corona

>can survive in hazardous enviroments and in space - so I can travel to other planets

>eternal youth - I always pick this in cyoas

I would not "be" an actual superhero. I would just have the powers of one. I would basically live in the Earth we live in right now. No high fantasy/sci-fi comic world shit. I would fly all around the world, drop my right-wing nationalist beliefs, not say anything racist in public and also not comment on religion to not start any conflict.

I would just travel the world, look at architecture, meet different people, maybe learn to fight with a sword from one, weapons training from another, hang out with youtubers who do urban exploration and do videos with them.

If anyone asked me about, why they think I was put on this earth, I would say that I don't know anything about my time with an entity you can call God, except that he has put me on this Earth, but right now has given me years to first familiarise myself with it, before I do anything drastic.

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 No.2120014

I like to think of these hypotheticals in a 3 genie wishes scenario so you actually have restrictions and need to weigh the benefits of your decisions rather than just picking the best parts of everything and making supermans retarded level of power seem exciting in comparison.

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 No.2120018

>>2120014

Yeah. My thinking was that I had to use my wings to block rockets, fire, machine gun fire.

While normal bullets can't pierce my skin. If I was hit after all, I would regenerate though.

I picked this, not because this is the most uber powerful, but because it would fit my personality.

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 No.2121851

I can defeat you easily.

Like shutting down powers & telepathy.

With my telepathic powers I would make you believe your powers are working, but in reality you are in a mental institution.

Without telepathic immunity. You are gonna get destroyed.

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 No.2121855

>>2120004

nigger

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 No.2121964

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 No.2121962 [Open Thread]

The last five movies I watched and enjoyed were:

>The Long Goodbye

>Dead-Ringers

>Videodrome

>Dead Man (Johnny Depp)

>Dead Man's Shoes

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 No.2121870 [Open Thread]

Masonic meetings are intensive, what are Masonic business meetings about? Can you give an example or example? Desperate to know the answer, asked many times with no answer, you all have to keep it a secret? All of you in the West are Freemasons?

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 No.2121872

we sit together and talk about how we are gonna fuck over the goyim next

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 No.2121925

I have a made up word for organizations like the freemasons. I think the mediocre jokes are arrived to by being Opus Dei. That is my made up word. Just kidding lol. Also Maximillian which is far superior to Opus Dei and basically means Hank Scorpio from the Simpsons. It's sort of when your accomplishments become alive.

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 No.2120882 [Open Thread]

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 No.2120911

>>2120896

>why the fuck do kids think they're immune

OK bOOMer

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 No.2120912

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>>2120896

>tfw bought house for $10k

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 No.2121882

thnaks for information

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 No.2121883

This is far from news. What else could be expected from the holidays … It is clear that this would have happened. We had the same situation in college. As a result, we all studied at home and, of course, everyone copied everything from the Internet. Teachers found free plagiarism checker for college students, used https://paperell.net/free-plagiarism-checker for this. This was sad news for the students. For me personally, this is a total disaster. But on the other hand, at least I started studying and doing everything myself, otherwise I got lazy. The situation is 50/50, and good and bad, it's definitely not for me to judge.

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 No.2121888

thanks for that

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 No.2121875 [Open Thread]

Deer boys are BASED!

Pig girls are CRINGE!

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 No.2121864 [Open Thread]

Its time to discuss the greatest movie ever made

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 No.2121871

>>2121864

Join newsletter to view image?

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 No.2121866 [Open Thread]

>Spoilers of the new buzz lightyear movie not only being leaked on Cuckchan /co/

>There a concept movie poster spoiling the twist of the movie been leaked

>Buzz lightyear and woody both real somewhere in the Pixar multiverse

>Andy meeting the real buzz dimension hopping why he wanted a buzz lightyear toy in the first place

>Buzz lightyear a prequel to toy story one

>/co/ mods deleting threads and banning people posting the spoiler movie poster

Multiverse movies the new capeshit.

https://archive.ph/EaaYC

https://archive.ph/jtb1t

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 No.2121865 [Open Thread]

why the fuck didnt welcome to eltingville not get picked up i loved it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zcstud7PPE

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 No.2120294 [Open Thread]

Mundanematt & Kevin Smith BTFO Disney haters

How they ever recover?

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 No.2121092

Is Clerks his only good movie? Every clip I've seen of Clerks II and Mallrats is just obnoxious nerd humor and pop culture references that completely turn me off from watching them. Sure, there was some of that in Clerks but it fit because the whole thing revolves around two guys just bullshitting with each other throughout the day because they hate their jobs. At least Tarantino does the pop culture stuff well, Smith just seems to throw it in because he's autistically obsessed with comic books and Soy Wars.

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 No.2121106

>>2121092

Based Refn

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 No.2121110

>>2121092

Clerks was probably his best, Chasing Amy and Dogma were above average decent.

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 No.2121847

>>2120294

Ifs the other way around faggot.

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 No.2121859

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>>2120294

>>2120294

The news media all know who and "what" I exposed nearly four years ago. I have all the declassified documents and files. They all know I exposed Nancy Pelosi in the underground rooms of Epstein Island caught on the security cameras. They also know I exposed all the names in his flight log of government swamp and Hollywood. The swamp got caught and they're guilty of sadistic crimes. The Vatican and royal family were also involved.This was never about democrat vs republican. The news media are guilty of covering up a worldwide demonic pedophile ring. I've been viciously attacked and persecuted for exposing everything. I have never seen such a coverup in my entire life!!! Heaven forbid I be acknowledged for exposing the truth. No one wants to acknowledge a disabled mom from NY exposed everything. I'm not a public figure or a celebrity. The articles written about Q-anon are misinformation. The journalists haven't who I am or what I exposed. I am not a conspiracy theorist or a domestic terrorist. I was given Q security clearance to the sensitive declassified information. I spent sleepless nights downloading the declassified documents and files. I have more than you could possibly know. There are no coincidences why I went down this rabbit hole. Q=Alice in wonderland

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 No.2121858 [Open Thread]

It is often said in Japan that Totoro is about Sayama Incident.

When I listened that by my friend living near Tokyo, Really? but I dont know.

But recently I was thinking too much, and I found corn scene at the end is strange.

Satsuki and Mei's mom is hospitalized in psychiatric hospital? and thier father killed them?

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 No.2121844 [Open Thread]

Will Smith is on the verge of a mental breakdown

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 No.2121857

>>2121844

you're posting on a dead board, tvch.moe is where what's left of the old guard is

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