>>26560
>the fuck you do to go to jail in brazil? try to blow the cristo redentor?
Some fucking drug user nigger got into my house and stole my TV. I questioned around and discovered who the nigger was, the same junkie who had stolen everyone in the neighborhood, but since I had no direct proof, the police couldn't do anything. So, one day I was driving at night, and saw that piece of shit, so I ran him over. Them I left the car, picked a machete, and tried to behead him, but the machete was not sharp and it just fucked up his face pretty hard. I was going to drag him to the street and run him over again, but the people from the bar in front stopped me. When I told them the guy was a bandit, they released me and started spanking the nigger too, HUE.
Unironically he had just stolen from a girl half an hour later, and the police knew what kind of piece of shit he was because he had almost 20 chargers for stealing, so the deputy just called me a fuck up faggot and wrote in the papers that I was "defending myself". I was scared the nigger would take revenge from me, but after he left the hospital he tried to steal from another guy, and got stabbed to death. So, things worked out pretty well.
And before you call me a monkey, yeah, you would be too if you were born around here, everyone who grew up in the jungle is a monkey. You gotta adapt to your environment.