hey guys
My landlord illegally turned off my internet today. I'm using my phone's mobile data to write this.
I had to miss Eggy's livestream today because I only have a limited amount of mobile data, and watching videos uses a lot of data.
I've tried doing things by the book, to get my landlord to turn my internet back on, but my local government's housing department is taking too long to respond, and when they do eventually respond, I'm worried that they won't have enough enforcement ability to actually persuade the cunt to turn the internet back on.
I'm considering doing some sort of property damage to her belongings, in an effort to persuade her to turn on my internet and generally quit messing with me.
Without admitting to having done anything, does anybody have any tried and true methods of retaliation?
I'm trying to come up with methods that are low risk. The fact is that cops investigate different crimes differently, and, for example, you wouldn't have to worry about them sampling for dna for a minor crime. In the case of this "solution", they might not even be able to obtain a search warrant. Of course the optimal method and the associated risks are very context dependent, but there might be some tried and true methods that I could easily adopt as a solution to my situation, if you guys know of any.
Next, I'll describe a little bit about the layout of things. If you guys need more of a description, just ask.
My landlord parks her car in a ground level garage with one locked door from the public sidewalk and two locked doors from the backyard of the apartment building(which is not publicly accessible).
Her first floor room has a large window, visible from the street, on the front side of the building.
This may not be the best board to write this on, and I may try /diy/ later, but I figured that this may be a relevant topic to some of the ruby ridge types because of the rebellious and "against the rules" nature of the solution that I am contemplating.