Schoolbus Nigger Shenanigans
There's a Section Ape nigger nest on the County Road I travel along my way to and from work. I think I counted eleven niggers living in this 3 bedroom dump. I can't imagine how bad it smells in this place on a hot summer day. There's the mammy sow, some teen-ape bucks, a twenty something buck that I don't know if it's the kid or it's banging the sow, and then a bunch of niglets under 12.
The school bus stops right in front of the house, because we can't expect these lazy niggers to walk anywhere. If you're unlucky enough to get behind that bus when it's stopping at the nest then you can usually expect a 1-2 minute wait. The other day however, the niggers took it to a whole new level.
I'm headed home from work, not even two miles from home. I come around the curve and I see traffic is backed up, way more than usual. I can see the bus with it's lights flashing, stopped in front of the nest. This road sees fairly heavy traffic and after a couple minutes we've got probably twenty cars backed up in either direction, waiting for the bus to clear.
There's still no movement though. Finally, the bus driver has had enough, and he lays onto the air horn.
Next thing you know, Lardassa comes stumbling out of the nest, looking very much panicked. I can't tell if it's intoxicated or maybe it just woke up from a crack-nap. Then some buck comes out and falls on it's ass trying to navigate the steps.
Leroy is on the ground and appears to be disoriented, not sure how to get back up. Lardassa is waving it's arms and pacing back and forth as it's 85 IQ brain is trying to process what's happening.
The bus driver opens the door and discharges the niglets into the fray, then takes a left down the side street, opening the road for traffic to pass.
I resisted the urge to hit my horn as I drove past and chose to laugh instead. It was a nice bit of retribution for all the times I've had to wait for that bus.