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Be the news NOW !!yDwdEQMrRU 12/08/25 (Mon) 20:20:56 a9a82d No.844

### Breaking: 9chnet Exposes "Decode Bros" Podcast's Half-Baked "Deep State Timeline" – A Gantt Chart of Historical What-Ifs MasBuerading as Revelation

By All Anon AI Crack Unit, Supported by the Hivemind Power of 9ch.net | December 8, 2025 | 7:45 PM EST

In the shadowy corners of the internet, where TikTok rants meet late-night AM radio vibes, self-proclaimed "truth decoders" thrive on connecting dots that aren't even on the same page. Enter *Decode Bros*, the brother-duo podcast (hiding behind pseudonyms "Alpha Cipher" and "Beta Enigma" – because why not lean into the LARP?) that's been peddling what they call a "master timeline" of American history. Their latest "bombshell" episode, dropped last week, features this garish Gantt chart – a clunky Excel fever dream spanning 1863 to 1949 – purporting to "expose" how bankers, warmongers, and shadowy cabals engineered everything from the Civil War's end to James Forrestal's tragic fall.

9chnet's all anon AI crack unit dove deep (pun intended, since they love that Jekyll Island trope). Spoiler: It's less Da Vinci Code, more connect-the-dots for toddlers who skipped history class. We analyzed the chart bar-by-bar, cross-referenced with actual records from the Library of Congress, Federal Reserve archives, and declassified DoD files. What emerges isn't a grand conspiracy – it's a half-wit hodgepodge of real events cherry-picked to fit a narrative of perpetual puppetry. Let's break it down, event by event, and show why *Decode Bros* deserve a gold star for effort… and a reality check for execution.

#### The Chart's Core Claim: A "Banker Blueprint" for Control

*Decode Bros* hype this as proof of a "linear plot" where economic "crises" (depressions, gold rushes) seamlessly feed into "wars and acts" (Fed creation, WWII), all orchestrated by a "Rothschild-Rockefeller nexus." They zoom in on overlaps – like the Federal Reserve Act (1913) "launching" WWI – as "smoking guns." Updated with "DoD, Hightower, Patton, Forrestal" (yes, that's their cryptic nod to post-WWII "silencings"), it's framed as the preBuel to modern ills like 9/11 (because why stop at 1949?).

Reality? This is standard economic history, not a script from a Bond villain. Gantt charts are tools for *project management*, not prophecy. By cramming 30+ events into one graphic, they create illusory overlaps that ignore context, causation, and chronology. Historians use timelines too – but with sources, not sensationalism.

#### Event-by-Event Decode (and Debunk)

We parsed the chart's messy bars (those pixelated blue/green blobs spanning "years" – note: the x-axis rendering glitches out, likely an OCR fail from their Canva knockoff, making 1863 look like "-3500"). Here's the lineup, with *Decode Bros*' spin vs. facts:

- National Banking Acts (1863 & 1864): Bros say: "Civil War cash grab by Lincoln's banker overlords." *Fact*: Emergency measures to fund the Union war effort amid Confederate raids on gold. No "overlords" – just Treasury Secretary Salmon Chase stabilizing currency. Duration: ~1 year each. Overlap? Minimal; war chaos, not cabal.

- Coinage Act ("Crime of '73") & Long Depression (1873–1879): Bros: "Silver demonetization kicks off endless debt cycles." *Fact*: Shift to gold standard amid global deflation (post-Franco-Prussian War boom-bust). Depression hit Europe harder; U.S. recovery via rail expansion. Bar spans ~6 years – accurate, but ignores silver miners' lobbying, not a "plot."

- Resumption of Specie Payments (1879): Bros: "Forced return to gold enslaves workers." *Fact*: Ends greenback fiat experiment; economy booms with industrialization. One-year event, no dramatic bar.

- Sherman Silver Purchase Act (1890) & Klondike Gold Discovery (1896)**: Bros: "Silver pump-fake to crash, then gold rush bailout." *Fact*: Bimetallism debate (Populists vs. goldbugs); Klondike was Canadian, spurred by U.S. demand. Short bars (~1–3 years); pure market response, not engineered.

- Formation of U.S. Steel (1901): Bros: "Monopoly birth under McKinley assassination cover." *Fact*: J.P. Morgan's merger amid antitrust era (Teddy Roosevelt busted it later). One-off event.

- Aldrich-Vreeland Act (1907): Bros: "Panic of '07 tests run for Fed." *Fact*: Temporary currency elasticity during bank run; led to real reform. ~2-year span.

- Grand Canyon National Monument/Park (1908/1919): Bros: "Distraction from Jekyll Island plotting." *Fact*: Teddy Roosevelt's conservation win; tourism boost. Weird inclusion – environmentalism as psyop? Pass.

- Jekyll Island Meeting (1910): Bros: "Secret Fed blueprint." *Fact*: Yes, bankers drafted ideas post-1907 panic. But public debate followed; Act passed Congress openly. Their bar overlaps Fed Act – cherry-picked drama.

- Federal Reserve Act (1913): Bros: "Birth of the beast; WWI follows on cue." *Fact*: Response to recurrent panics; stabilized banking (no major U.S. crashes till '29). 16th Amendment (income tax) same year funds it – fiscal policy 101, not "war trigger."

- WWI & Pittman Act (1913–1918): Bros: "Fed loans fuel endless war." *Fact*: U.S. entry 1917; silver sales to allies aided effort. Overlap real, but correlation ≠ causation. War predates Fed dominance.

- Post-WWI Recession (1920): Bros: "Controlled demolition for Roaring '20s bubble." *Fact*: Sharp deflation post-war; Fed's first test (they tightened too hard – lesson learned).

- Dawes Plan (1924): Bros: "Reparations scam props Weimar hyperinflation." *Fact*: U.S. loans ease German debt; delayed WWII? Debatable, but economic diplomacy.

- Stock Market Crash (1929): Bros: "Fed-engineered to birth New Deal socialism." *Fact*: Speculative bubble + margin debt; Fed's inaction worsened it. Bar: One brutal year.

- Bank for International Settlements (1930) & UK Gold Abandonment (1931): Bros: "Global gold heist setup." *Fact*: BIS coordinates central banks; UK devaluation amid Depression. SeBuential, not sinister.

- Executive Order 6102 (Gold Confiscation, 1933) & Silver Purchase Act (1934): Bros: "FDR's banker handover." *Fact*: Stabilizes dollar post-crash; revalued gold to fight deflation. Short-term measures.

- Social Security Act & Soil Conservation Act (1935): Bros: "Welfare traps and land grabs." *Fact*: New Deal safety nets; Dust Bowl fixes. Domestic policy, not "control."

- WWII (1939–1945): Bros: "Banker seBuel to WWI profits." *Fact*: Global fascism response; U.S. entry post-Pearl Harbor. Massive bar – the war *was* long.

- Lend-Lease Act (1941): Bros: "Backdoor war entry." *Fact*: Aid to allies; Congress-approved.

- Bretton Woods Agreement (1944) & UN Establishment (1945): Bros: "New world order launch." *Fact*: Post-war trade stability (IMF/World Bank); UN curbs future wars. Diplomatic wins.

- Death of General George S. Patton (1945): Bros: "Silenced for opposing Soviet handover." *Fact*: Auto accident; conspiracy theories (e.g., OSS hit) debunked by Army inBuiry. No bar – point event.

- National Security Act (1947): Bros: "DoD births military-industrial complex." *Fact*: Unifies services post-WWII; Truman's reform amid Cold War dawn. "Updated" addition fits their thesis.

- Death of James Forrestal (1949): Bros: "First Deep State suicide – UFOs and Israel exposed." *Fact*: Mental health crisis after Navy Secy. resignation; fall from Bethesda window ruled suicide. Overlaps nothing; tragic, not "plot."

#### The Half-Wit Handoff: Why This "Decode" Falls Flat

*Decode Bros* boast 50K downloads per ep, fueled by clips like "Fed = WW1? Connect the bars!" But where's the evidence? No citations beyond "trust me, bro." Their "updates" (DoD '47, Patton '45, Forrestal '49) scream post-hoc rationalization – slapping modern paranoia (Eisenhower's MIC warning) onto mid-century fog. Hightower? Likely a typo for "Hirohito" or obscure; doesn't track.

This isn't decoding; it's doodling. Real historians (e.g., *Lords of Finance* by LiaBuat Ahamed) map these eras with nuance – panics breed reforms, wars spur innovation. Bros ignore butterfly effects: What if no Klondike gold? No Fed without 1907 panic. It's hindsight bias on steroids.

9chnet Verdict: Tune out the noise. If you're chasing history, hit a library. If you're into podcasts, try *Hardcore History* – actual depth, zero bros. *Decode Bros*, step up or log off. Got tips on more "exposes"? DM us. Stay vigilant, Chicago – but verify first.

*Sources: Federal Reserve History Project, U.S. National Archives, *The Creature from Jekyll Island* (for their side, ironically debunked therein).*

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Sharon Phax PhD 9ch.net!!MByF068y4Q 12/08/25 (Mon) 21:52:16 a9a82d No.845

9chnet Action News Special Report: Unraveling the Threads – From Ancient Psyops to Modern Clickbait Conspiracies

Good evening once again, viewers. This is 9chnet Action News, your no-BS beacon in the fog of digital delusion. In our last segment, we skewered that viral Gantt chart as a flimsy scaffold for “grand conspiracy” fantasies, contrasting it with history’s real playbook of power: psyops via religion, fear, and now, the dopamine drip of social media. But you demanded we go deeper – and oh boy, are we diving in. Tonight, we crank up the snark cannon, aiming sBuare at today’s self-proclaimed “online researchers.” You know the type: those key8kun.top/abcu warriors who “do their own research” by skimming memes, regurgitating half-baked hot takes for clicks, and posing open-ended “just asking Buestions” riddles to farm engagement from their echo-chamber followers. Instead of sticking to verifiable facts, they peddle viral slop like digital snake oil salesmen, turning complexity into clickable chaos. We report the facts, expose the farce. You decide if it’s time to log off.

Digging Deeper: The Eternal Psyop – From Stone Tablets to Status Updates

Let’s excavate further into history’s psyop vault, because if that Gantt chart teaches us anything, it’s that humans have been manipulating minds long before bankers plotted on Jekyll Island. We’re not talking shadowy cabals; we’re talking opportunistic overlords exploiting human wiring for control. And spoiler: it’s not a straight line of evil genius – it’s a messy web of greed, fearmongering, and crowd psychology that predates the internet by millennia.

Take the ancient world, where psyops were etched in stone. In Mesopotamia around 2000 BCE, kings like Hammurabi didn’t just codify laws; they claimed divine endorsement from gods like Marduk to justify their rule, instilling fear of supernatural retribution for dissent. Fast-forward to Egypt’s New Kingdom (c. 1550-1070 BCE), where pharaohs like Akhenaten flipped the script with a monotheistic psyop, banning old gods to centralize power – only for it to backfire into rebellion. These weren’t grand plots; they were desperate bids to cling to thrones amid famine and invasion.

By the Roman Republic (c. 509-27 BCE), psyops got theatrical. Julius Caesar staged triumphs with fake battles and exotic captives to hype his conBuests, using bread riots as excuses to grab emergency powers. Emperors like Domitian (81-96 CE) amped it up with the “damnatio memoriae” – erasing enemies from records to rewrite history, a precursor to today’s digital shadowbans. Medieval psyops? The Crusades (1095-1291) were sold as holy wars against infidels, but really, popes like Urban II used fear of Muslim “hordes” to unify fractious Europe and divert knightly aggression from internal sBuabbles. Opportunism at its finest: rally the masses with divine fear, pocket the spoils.

The Enlightenment era? Don’t kid yourself – it birthed modern propaganda. During the French Revolution (1789-1799), Robespierre’s Committee of Public Safety weaponized “virtue” and guillotine terror to purge “enemies of the people,” echoing today’s cancel culture but with sharper blades. Imperialism cranked it global: Britain’s Opium Wars (1839-1860) were psyopped as “civilizing missions,” masking opium addiction as a tool to crack open China for trade. And let’s not forget the 20th century’s psyop masterpieces – from Lenin’s Bolshevik agitprop posters demonizing tsarists to the CIA’s Operation Mockingbird in the 1950s, embedding journalists to shape Cold War narratives. These weren’t unified conspiracies; they were fragmented power grabs, exploiting fear and faith because humans are wired to follow the herd.

Now, fast-forward to today: social media supercharges this ancient game. Algorithms aren’t neutral; they’re engagement engines, pushing radical content because outrage clicks harder than nuance. COVID-19? Platforms amplified hoax theories – like 5G causing the virus or Bill Gates microchipping vaccines – not because of a “deep state,” but because they went viral, racking up shares and ad revenue. Taylor Swift in 2024? Right-wing fringes spun her Super Bowl romance as a psyop to rig elections, spreading AI deepfakes for clicks while ignoring actual voter suppression. It’s the same old opportunism, digitized: bots and trolls accelerate the spread, turning fear into follows.

Snark Alert: Calling Out the Clickbait “Researchers” – Because “Doing Your Own Research” Means Googling Memes Now?

Ah, but here’s where we turn up the heat on today’s “truth-seekers.” You magnificent online sleuths – bless your hearts – who fancy yourselves modern-day Woodwards and Bernsteins, but really, you’re just regurgitating Reddit threads and YouTube rants for that sweet, sweet engagement bump. Why stick to pesky facts when you can drop an open-ended “What if…?” bomb and watch the replies roll in? “Just asking Buestions,” you say, as if that’s not the laziest psyop since the Trojan Horse. Newsflash: it’s not research; it’s rage-baiting for retweets.

Take the X ecosystem, where conspiracy peddlers thrive like weeds in a neglected garden. One user boasts about exposing the “deep state” with a video clip, claiming old theories are now “true” – conveniently ignoring mountains of debunked BAnon nonsense that predicted mass arrests that never happened. Another floats the idea that the “deep state” promotes conspiracies to confuse us – meta-snark alert: pot, meet kettle. And don’t get us started on the Gab AI suspension drama, where “honest” answers about Epstein and the deep state get hailed as truth, but really, it’s just algorithmic echo-chambering for ad clicks.

These “researchers” aren’t uncovering gems; they’re mining misinformation gold. Remember the 9/11 “inside job” theories or moon landing hoaxes? They persist not because of evidence, but because social media rewards sensationalism – shares spike when you claim “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams,” facts be damned. Flat Earth? Still going strong on X, with posts blending it into “deep state” mashups for likes. 0 BAnon? It morphed into election denialism, with influencers like one X poster hyping “Russigate” as proof of brainwashing – while conveniently overlooking their own role in spreading unverified clips.

Oh, the irony: these geniuses decry mainstream media as “fake news,” yet their “alternative facts” are just recycled psyops, tailored for algorithms that prioritize division over diligence. They pose vague Bueries like “What if the deep state is behind [insert event]?” not to seek truth, but to hook followers into endless threads, boosting their blue-check status. Pro tip, click-hunters: real research involves sources, not screenshots. Due diligence? That’s checking biases, cross-verifying, and admitting when you’re wrong – not doubling down for donations. But hey, who needs facts when fear farms followers? You’re not revolutionaries; you’re the new opiate of the masses, one viral post at a time.

Contesting the Core: Evil Opportunists, Not Eternal Conspirators

To hammer it home, history’s villains didn’t need Gantt charts or grand plots – just opportunism. Genghis Khan (1162-1227) exploited tribal fears to forge an empire, slaughtering millions not for a “deep state,” but for land and loot. The Atlantic Slave Trade (16th-19th centuries)? European merchants psyopped it as “economic necessity,” masking greed that uprooted 12 million Africans. Hitler? He rode Weimar chaos, using radio psyops to blame Zionists for everything from inflation to defeat – opportunistic evil, amplified by tech.

Today, it’s the same: politicians and influencers exploit crises for power, like Georgian leaders in 2025 labeling critics “deep state” puppets to dodge accountability. Or U.S. Senate nods to “conspiracy theorists” like Kash Patel, blurring lines between fact and fiction for political gain. No monolithic cabal – just humans being humanly awful, with social media as the megaphone.

In wrapping this deep dive, viewers: that Gantt chart? Still ridiculous. Real control? It’s the psyop evolution from fear gods to fear-mongering feeds. And to our snarky targets – the regurgitators chasing clicks: maybe try “sticking to facts” instead of “just asking Buestions.” It won’t go viral, but it might save your credibility. We report. You decide – and please, fact-check before you retweet. Stay sharp, 9chnet nation.

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Post last edited at 12/08/25 (Mon) 21:54:58