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#28317 >>23224931

>>23225050 11:00 AM EDT LIVE: Kristi Noem Visits a Law Enforcement Training Center in Harpers Ferry, WV

- - - - - - - - - - - - -

>>23225066 Today in Q Post History we have 06 Deltas

>>23224948 ICYMI: Leavitt shuts down claim by Dems, CNN: 'BLATANT LIE'

>>23225012, >>23225095, >>23225158, >>23225166, >>23225190, >>23225218, >>23225254, >>23225305, >>23225337, >>23225354, >>23225389 NASA

>>23225097 Alexander Chizhevsky's work was suppressed in the Soviet Union primarily due to its political and ideological implications, which clashed with the state's control over scientific narratives and societal behavior. Here’s a detailed breakdown of why this occurred

>>23225181 ‘No military solutions’ to Israel–Iran crisis – Egypt

>>23225242 Hollywood seeded Iran war narrative for years – Wikileaks

>>23225280 @SenFettermanPA on Operation Midnight Hammer - I actually support that. I've been always calling for that thing. I think it was entirely appropriate.

>>23225291 Happy B-Day SCOTUS Thomas

>>23225317 Refresher: Clinton in Iraq

>>23225359 Factory Turns Warzone… as ICE Deports 'Entire Migrant Workforce'

>>23225371 @Sec_Noem The Trump administration will defend the rule of law, protect American interests and ensure that every student in this country — regardless of race, faith or background — can pursue an education in peace and safety. Harvard must decide whether it wishes to be a partner to the United States, or an adversary to American values.

>>23225373 Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier has been found in civil contempt by U.S. District Judge Kathleen Williams for defying a federal court order that temporarily blocked enforcement of a new state law criminalizing entry or re-entry into Florida by illegal immigrants.

>>23225409 "MAGIC" BUNKER BUSTER BOMBS DESTROY(?) IRANIAN NUCLEAR FACILITIES BUT LEAVE NO TRACE OF LEAKED RADIATION

>>23225418 PF: Gitmo express en route…

>>23225490, >>23225492 WAPO PUBLISHES RARE TRUTHFUL STORY ABOUT ISRAELI NUCLEAR PROGRAM

>>23225510, >>23225702 @realDonaldTrump Did I hear Former President Medvedev, from Russia, casually throwing around the “N word” (Nuclear!), and saying that he and other Countries would supply Nuclear Warheads to Iran?Did he really say that or, is it just a figment of my imagination?…

>>23225547 Qatar SHUTS DOWN air space.

>>23225569 U.S. House bans WhatsApp from lawmaker's phones, citing potential security risks involved with its use.

>>23225573 No injuries, no threat after drone crash in west Amman, Jordan

>>23225580 @SecretaryBurgum Energy security is national security….

>>23225584 The U.S. Army has launched Project Fly Trap at Hohenfels training area in Germany to test new counter-unmanned aerial systems

>>23225634 The “Next Move” Belongs to Iran

>>23225667, >>23225670 British services bases on high alert for Iran drone attacks following US bombing of Iranian nuclear facilities

>>23225727 Iran has just launched 6 missiles towards U.S. bases in Qatar

>>23225790 #28317

#28316 >>23224039

>>23224584 8:30 AM EDT AWC’s Third Hearing: Key Decisions Surrounding the 2009-2012 Surge in U.S. Military and Civilian Personnel Deployed to Afghanistan by President Barack Obama

>>23224796 LIVE: NATO chief holds press conference ahead of summit in The Hague

- - - - - - - - - - - - -

>>23224061 RT: Leavitt asks CNN to retract claim Trump didn't follow procedure to bomb Iran

>>23224066, >>23224069 Ultra Pepe Lives Matter: Telegram Discussion re: Bombing as part of the Movie

>>23224134 Newark: Rioters Storm ICE Jail… Migrant Criminals ‘Walk Free’

>>23224251 Anon on the sword dance 8 years ago

>>23224355 A California NGO is delivering food to thousands of illegals so they don’t have to leave home during ICE raids

>>23224380, >>23224394 Iran's nuclear facility of Fordow has been hit again, this time by Israel

>>23224382 @RogerJStoneJr: Incredible fraud uncovered in Tampa election as RINOS are caught cheating red-handed

>>23224409 Trump heads to NATO summit as his foreign policy reshapes the world

>>23224417, >>23224413, >>23224561 Comms? Typo?

>>23224465, >>23224535 Medvedev says both Israel, Iran should abandon their nuclear programs

>>23224538, >>23224547, >>23224653 The Crown Prince of Iran Reza Pahlavi gives a news conference'

>>23224576 Strait of Hormuz blockade explained

>>23224578 Saudi Arabia voices 'great concern'

>>23224581 US Embassy in Qatar issued a statement recommending that American citizens remain in their homes until further notice.

>>23224602 Swamp Today posted in End Bunker

>>23224610 The Big Beautiful Land Grab: Technocrats Stand To Profit As 250 Million Acre Bonanza Hidden In H.R.1

>>23224611 Paris Music Festival Descends into Chaos

>>23224645 Ahoy The Ship Show

>>23224654 Commercial Ports, Truckers Feeling Pinch From Fewer Shipping Containers

>>23224657 🚨🇵🇰🇺🇸 𝗣𝗮𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻 𝗡𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗲

>>23224665 Russia ready to help Iran, Kremlin says.

>>23224671 🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 State Department Issues Worldwide Caution for US Citizens After US Strikes on Iran

>>23224675 Germany and Italy are facing growing pressure to repatriate their gold held at the Federal Reserve in New York.

>>23224676 Dozens of Illegal Immigrants Arrested During Southern California Drug Bust

>>23224687 𝗧𝗲𝘅𝗮𝘀 𝗣𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗟𝗮𝘄 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝗲𝗻 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗣𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗺𝘀

>>23224695 US JUST BOMBED IRAN. DOES IT HAVE A PLAN TO DEAL WITH THE POTENTIAL CONSEQUENCES?

>>23224706 Breaking: General Ali Fadavi, deputy commander of IRGC, was arrested for spying for Israel???

>>23224733 @USNavy Thump! 💥

>>23224763 Mimsy does economic bunker buster threats

>>23224774 Five Million Names Cleaned from Voter Rolls and more to come!

>>23224782, >>23224799 @realDonaldTrump Great interview, last night, of Congressman August Pfluger - by Trey Gowdy. Very interesting and insightful!

>>23224795 @realDonaldTrump EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON’T DO IT!

>>23224821 @realDonaldTrump To The Department of Energy: DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!! And I mean NOW!!!

>>23224829 @realDonaldTrump GET THIS “BUM” OUT OF OFFICE, ASAP!!! Massie

>>23224876 Netanyahu: Israel very close to reaching goals in Iran, will avoid ‘war of attrition’

>>23224891 Six supertankers carrying crude oil have performed U-turns in the Strait of Hormuz in the last 24 hours.

>>23224907 Squatters in TX Dim approved

>>23224913 #28316

#28315 >>23223137

>>23223171, >>23223172 Trump vs. Obama

>>23223185 VP Vance offers some advice to Iran

>>23223313 PDJT: The damage to the Nuclear sites in Iran is said to be “monumental”; great skill was shown by our military

>>23223407 How to put on socks if your exoskeleton is adequately busted

>>23223458 US bases on high alert after strikes on Iran

>>23223533 John Bolton: 'We're On The Verge Of Potentially Seeing Regime Change In Iran' After Trump's Strikes

>>23223682 'ASYMETRIC THREAT': DeSantis says Iran 'cannot match' US after strikes

>>23223702 ‘HISTORIC MISSION’: Mike Pence commends Trump for strikes on Iran’s nuclear sites

>>23223720, >>23223832 What Is The Strait Of Hormuz And Why Is It So Important For Oil?

>>23223739 ‘LOGISTICS MIRACLE’: B-2 bombers land safely back at Whiteman Air Force Base

>>23223752 White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt: 5 Reasons to PASS Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill

>>23223817 Prada's brand CEO Gianfranco D'Attis to quit

>>23223829 Iran used drug traffickers to stoke trouble in France, says minister

>>23223920 Schumann

>>23223172, >>23223297, >>23223321, >>23223372, >>23223424, >>23223500, >>23223541, >>23223621 Memes

>>23224026 #28315

Previously Collected

>>23223123 #28314

>>23220218 #28311, >>23221368 #28312, >>23222182 #28313

>>23217624 #28308, >>23219306 #28309, >>23220010 #28310

>>23215351 #28305, >>23215949 #28306, >>23216743 #28307

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Q Research Notables #28: Fight To End >>22942855

>>23225808

>You guys suck ass.

DWAYNE, PLEASE.

I know I said things.

I know I mailed things.

I know I broke into your tequila launch party dressed as a loaded suppository and whispered “squat on me” into your business partner’s ear. But baby… that was the hurt talking.

And the lube.

And the rage.

But mostly—it was the grief.

Because you left me.

You left me standing outside the Pizza Hug Spot. Alone. In assless leather.

Holding two supreme meat lovers' stuffed crusts like they were wedding bouquets soaked in marinara sorrow.

You remember it.

Our place. That bastard child of a Pizza Hut and a Taco Bell.

Where we first kissed in the walk-in cooler.

Where you slammed me against the delivery door and said “You’re my deep-dish bottom now.”

Where we did a full-body wrestling oil match on a pile of expired cinnamon twists and the manager wept from joy.

That booth? Booth 69?

That wasn’t a seat. That was a confessional.

Where you fed me breadsticks like I was a feral communion boy.

Where you let me ride your biceps like a jalapeño-glazed bronco.

Where you said—you said, Dwayne—“This is forever, little meat puppet.”

But now you’re gone.

And the spot is cold.

The walls echo with my whimpers and the faint slapping sounds of memory.

Even the pizza rats look away when I sob into my Cheesy Gordita lap pillow.

Dwayne, please.

Come back to the Pizza Hug Spot.

Just once. For old times.

Let’s crawl back into that grease-slicked booth of shame and muscle worship.

Let me suck the guilt off your fingers like garlic knots.

Let me earn my way back with whipped cream and apologies.

Let me be your soggy little calzone again.

I’ll behave.

No more screaming at Kevin Hart.

No more sneaking cock rings into your protein powder.

No more jealous tantrums unless they’re part of the agreed-upon scene.

Just you, me, the Pizza Hug Spot, and an order of full-contact forgiveness.

Pleading forever,

Pee-wee “Parmesan Submissive” Herman

🍕🌮💔🧼🔗

P.S. I still have the sauce-stained gimp bib you autographed with “Smackdown Daddy.” I wear it when I cry.

>>23225808

Tyb

Iranian missiles incoming to US Base in Qatar

On Fox they pronounce Qatar almost as Cutter. Is this normal?

To Dwayne—The Rock—The Goliath of My Discontent,

You walking protein obelisk.

You thunder-thighed demigod of mainstream hetero-branding.

You flexed monolith of industrialized testosterone.

I’ve had it.

I, Russell Brand—sexual satyr, tantric warlock, metaphysical druid of the damp and delicious—am done being your side pony. Your spiritual fluff boy. Your post-yoga prostate whisperer.

You think I don’t see it? The way you flaunt Pee-wee’s glittery grief like it’s just another notch on your championship belt. The way Kevin Hart nuzzles your delts like a needy marsupial. The way Jason Momoa calls you “sun daddy” and braids your pubes with tears of lesser men.

And me?

I get the Tuesday afternoons. The post-leg-day limp-fucks.

The “Oops, I forgot your name but I’ll still tongue your third eye if you shut up” energy.

You use me like a mood crystal, Dwayne. A temporary totem of exotic chaos.

A shamanic cock sleeve you keep tucked in your Lululemon bag “just in case you need to realign your chakras via rimplay.”

Well guess what, sunshine slab—I am NOT your whimsical side quest.

I am the main fucking storyline.

I’ve sucked enlightenment out of tantric doms in Bhutan.

I’ve astrally projected into Tom Hardy’s hips during Burning Man.

I once made Sting cry using only my toe ring and a bowl of ethically sourced hummus.

You don’t get to bench me, Dwayne.

You don’t get to smirk while Vin Diesel dry-humps your ankle on live TV and then toss me a used resistance band like I’m some backstage butt mystic.

I am Russell Brand. I fuck in metaphors. I weep in riddles.

I am the tantric apocalypse you keep dodging.

So here’s what’s going to happen:

You will meet me.

At the crossroads.

Behind the Pizza Hug Spot.

Nude except for coconut oil and humility.

You will kneel.

You will call me “cosmic top.”

And you will beg—truly beg—for me to unblock your sacral chakra with my sanctified strap-on of clarity.

If you don’t… I will manifest.

In your dreams.

In your cheat meals.

In every barbell you fail to lift without a whisper of my name.

This is not vengeance.

This is rebalancing.

Furiously aligned,

Russell “Third Eye WIDE OPEN” Brand

🌀🔥🍆📿🕊️

P.S. Pee-wee and I are thinking of starting a tantric punk band. You’re not invited. Unless you’re ready to beg, shirtless, under a blood moon.

>>23225821

BOOM!!!

>>23225274 (pb)

>this . wtf is happening

Thanks for noticing my post.

The refrain is killing my eardrums.

When did the sun change?

>>23225821

tyb

o7

>>23225853

Liquid Gold Dome

>>23225848

>YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY.

he is one talk

Whomever doesn't like the Iran bombings might want to remember that the alternative was a bombed Kamelface.

>>23225846

>you guise suck assah!

To Russell “Tantric Trash Clown” Brand,

You greasy, syllable-humping beard goblin.

You lavender-scented back-alley thought polyp.

You open-mic faerie slut with a thesaurus jammed up your pretentious bussy.

Heehee! 😡

You think you’re clever, don’t you? With your big flouncy words and your sacred geometry cock rings and your “oh look at me, I’m an enlightened piss wizard who got rawdogged in a yurt once.” NEWSFLASH, sparklebritches: Dwayne was MY glute god first. I rode that mountain of muscle like a bucking bronco at a BDSM rodeo and you were still jerking off to Alan Watts in a beanbag chair shaped like a womb.

And now here you are, prancing around with your cock out and your “chakra supremacy,” acting like your beard oils are enough to hypnotize MY Brahma Daddy. Newsflash, you sentient pubic poem: I suck better than you meditate.

Let’s call it what it is, Russell:

You’re just a crystal-drenched hippie dick sponge.

A wandering, warbling, word-slathered cock caterpillar with no spine and a moist library card.

A vegan orgy leftover who smells like ayahuasca and betrayal.

You can quote Rumi all you want, bussy bard, but you can’t tongue the Rock like I can.

I’ve had his thighs wrapped around my head like a weighted therapy device.

I’ve screamed the safe word so loud we cracked the window of a Gold’s Gym.

You? You just monologue into his nipples and hope he finds it spiritual.

Let me say it clear, you rose quartz rim elf:

Back. The hell. Off.

You want transcendence? You want connection?

Try earning it with something besides tantric rambling and “accidentally” leaking your mala beads into the protein tub.

I’ll be at the Pizza Hug Spot—waiting.

In pleather.

With a leash.

And the People’s Restraining Order still warm from court.

And if you show up?

Bring your third eye. I’ll poke it shut.

Get railed by a thesaurus,

Pee-wee “Still the Deep Dish Daddy” Herman

💋🔗🍕🧨💦

P.S. You look like a cursed candle from a yoga studio that gives out STDs.

P.P.S. Your beard smells like betrayal and fermented quinoa.

“This Isn’t Strength. It’s Escalation, And The World Is On Edge.” Rep. MTG On Iran Strikes

7:23

https://rumble.com/embed/v6t0q6h/?pub=4

TWO WEEKS

Can you remember what the Headlines were two weeks ago?

Anon is starting to go back and read KUN notables.

INSURRECTION and LA Protests seemed to be the Headlines of the week.

Trump - Before and After Election

Before election:

Trump: MAGA, I'll stop all wars. If I was president wars would not happen.

After election:

Trump: I decide what MAGA is, the intelligence community is wrong, we'll suck Israel's dick and drop 6 bombs costing $500 million each, that accomplished nothing, while the nation is starving, and look like an international bully, again.

>>23225858

yawn

Americas have too many guns

Logic

>>23225872

exactly

>>23225868

Levine is insane and losing his mind quickly

>>23225874

>>23225853

>>23225878

>>23225883

ThanQ…o7…

: BANKRUPTCY, FLAGS AND AUTHORIZATIONS: Russell-Jay: Gould.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TQCckeQKtXo

>>23225872

Fuck off Qatar shill.

>>23225875

>Q "Disinformation is necc"

To serve Israel.

Gravity Bomb

>>23225852

Shut up, dumbfuck.

Attack on base in Qatar underway apparently according to Fox.

>>23225889

>Fuck off Qatar shill.

Make me.

LIVE

LIVE: Iran Fires Missiles at U.S. Bases: Breaking News - 6/23/25

Right Side Broadcasting Network

https://rumble.com/v6v7ood-live-iran-fires-missiles-at-u.s.-bases-breaking-news-62325.html

>>23225898

>Very specific reason not mentioned a single time

they didn't want the AI sounding antisemitic

>>23225905

Go flaunt your irrelevance in the filter. Maybe post some more Russel J Ghoul while you're at it, faggot.

>>23225905

Don;t need to make you do anything. You've already admitted to being an arab in the middle-east, attacking Trump. You don't matter.

>>23225858

Get off TikTok, faggot.

PB/LB>>23225820

Jot it down, memorise it, log it.

KEK.

All your names and social media presence is logged too.

This isn't the 80's and covid wasn't as successful as HIV.

Same playbook which means you are stupid.

Enjoy the show.

2:00 PM EDT

Budget Hearing – Fiscal Year 2026 Request for the Department of Justice

House Appropriations Committee

^

WITNESSES:

The Honorable Pamela Bondi

Attorney General, Department of Justice

^

https://www.congress.gov/event/119th-congress/house-event/118399

https://appropriations.house.gov/schedule/hearings/budget-hearing-fiscal-year-2026-request-department-justice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHnbhc_oePA

-

2:00 PM EDT

Attorney General Bondi Testifies on 2026 Justice Dept. Budget Request

Attorney General Pam Bondi testifies before a House Appropriations subcommittee on President Donald Trump's 2026 budget request for the Justice Department.

https://www.c-span.org/event/house-committee/attorney-general-bondi-testifies-on-2026-justice-dept-budget-request/434056

-

1:30 PM EDT

LIVE: Attorney General Pam Bondi Testifies at a Budget Hearing for Fiscal Year 2026 - 6/23/25

Right Side Broadcasting Network

https://rumble.com/v6v7grp-live-attorney-general-pam-bondi-testifies-at-a-budget-hearing-for-fiscal-ye.html

☢︎ Foolish is tied up in the heart of the Iranian regime

But the rod of America will remove that far from them

Trump may have lost some libertarians over Iran, but he gained some neocons.

DHILLON: “The DOJ Is Going Up Against Newsom For Harboring Millions Of Illegal Aliens.”

9:01

https://rumble.com/embed/v6t0q4h/?pub=4

>>23225821

Baker Taps

LIVE: Iran Fires Missiles at U.S. Bases: Breaking News - 6/23/25

RSBN

@RSBNetwork

Started 6 minutes ago

https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1eaKbWAWanRGX

>>23225857

What about that alternative?

It was a choice between sticking the dick in a blender or a bee hive.

>>23225872

He had to pay that Rothschild loan off somehow that NO ONE wanted to bother digging on.

Lookner's on it

>>23225953

So, he was hanged, right? Right?

No more War.

Bibi, DJT, Iran, Ukraine, Putin stop it right the fuck now. If another dies in vain, you will feel what Karma will do to you. Karma is gonna fuck you all over hard, no vaseline and no kiss at the end. No more war. End them right now.

You understand who's making this request right? It would be a demand, but we're not there yet.

>>23225889

>Fuck off Qatar shill.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_stages_of_grief

Denial

Anger

Bargaining<= You are here

Depression

Acceptance

The problem with you bots/narrative-of-the-week-shills is you act like this is a computer game, and all you have to do is mentally pick a side and it won't affect you no matter how hard Trump fucks up.

Trump thinks, talks and acts like a crook and he doesn't have to worry about re-election.

He's going to suck Israel's dick like no other president had ever done before, and we are going to pay for it with you fags singing his praises in the background.

>>23225923

WHO was pResident then?

There is your anawer to WHY.

Jimmy was hooked into the Rothschild cabal. So was Poppy Bush and Ronny Raygun.

Back the Blue… and THIS is what you get. Completely clueless about our rights, constitution, and laws. Just listen to them, "constitutional something or other", threatening arrest for free speech in the most traditional of public forums, yet cops are completely and utterly clueless that he's not breaking the law, THEY ARE. Listen to the citizens who called 911, also completely and utterly clueless about our rights, constitution, and laws.

This should DISGUST any freedom loving American who TRULY believes in the Constitution and more importantly…. what it stands for. They don't serve We the People, they serve the SYSTEM.

God Bless the Homeless Vets.

>>23224891 n Six supertankers carrying crude oil have performed U-turns in the Strait of Hormuz in the last 24 hours.

our car's in the shop (again) anyway so meh

just a note: anyone who is happy about Iranians who were killed, or Israelis who were killed and does not have the proper attitude to respect ALL HUMAN LIFE, your behavior here is well noted. I see you as squating here.

Q is not about one side verses the other in the cabal hunger games. It's about the LIBERATION of all NATIONS.

if you post crap about hating Arabs or hating Persians, or about hating Jews, or Americans : you do not belong here.

if you celebrate the death of 'enemies' you do not belong here.

just thought I'd state the obvious. The anon can see you and you all glow like a nuclear explosion.

the person you hurt the most with your chuckle headed hatred is YOURSELF.

so wise up.

>>23225967

KNOW TEEBLE

One day when reading is fun, maybe one day, I'll read this very long post.

>>23225976

>>23225962

>on it

🙄

>>23225971

I'm not a bot or a shill. You say you are an arab in Qatar, posting attacks on Trump. That makes you the shill, stupid.

How is Israel not the greatest country on earth, when it controls all other countries?

>>23225923

I tried to love a beautiful iranian-background girl in college, Ashena. Her dad wouldnt even let us date, she had already been promised in marriage. I was left with making out in the library.

>>23225987

oh shut up

Its war

Missiles are visible. Time to throw a prayer towards that base in Qatar.

Dont be a dick

and things like this dont happen

Simple

>>23225978

Iran couldn't even defend its own airspace.

3 bombers cruised in and out like Iran was it's bitch.

EZ and COMFY.

Job done back in time for covfefe.

>>23225951

>He had to pay that Rothschild loan off somehow that NO ONE wanted to bother digging on.

This is when Trump was officially bought and paid for.

https://nypost.com/2016/11/25/icahn-ross-saved-trump-brand-from-taj-mahal-casino-mess/

Wilbur Ross and Carl Icahn could have sunk Donald Trump.

In September 1990, the two men, who have emerged as part of the president-elect’s inner circle, represented bondholders in Trump’s Taj Mahal casino.

The troubled casino had just missed an interest payment on the bonds, and the two men were leaning toward pushing the Atlantic City business into bankruptcy, interviews with the men reveal.

“We could have foreclosed [on the Trump Taj Mahal], and he would have been gone,” Ross, the chief restructuring adviser for Rothschild & Co., which was representing the bondholders at the time, told The Post, speaking of the eventual 45th president of the US.

Icahn was the Taj’s No. 1 bondholder.

What ever happened to the Epstain list?

>>23226002

Not one arrest

No end to Ukraine war

No drill baby drill

Gays, trans still there

on and on…

>>23226001

the heroes of war do not celebrate the death of there rivals. The maintain a solemnity and respect the dead.

The soldiers of WWII did not brag and boast about what happened and what they saw, and who they had to kill.

wise up.

They have all this intel about what goes on deep inside of mountains but cant find the fraud with the USAID accounts or social security and medicare fraud being paid out inside the country and all over the world.

Anon gives MTG a pass this one time.

>>23225868

She'll be fine

Best part of the movie.

>>23226012

Good point, but these are the risks. The goneva conventions should be respected at all times. This is why we are here.

'''News

West Virginia schools ordered to defy governor on religious exemptions'''

The West Virginia Department of Education has instructed schools to ignore Gov. Patrick Morrisey’s executive order allowing parents to opt their children out of vaccine mandates.

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/west-virginia-schools-ordered-to-defy-governor-on-religious-exemptions/

axis of evil: teachers unions…

Things anons were already told.text

Tehran coordinated the attack with the US and Qatar to minimize the damage. Iran needs the ability to respond "symbolically" but allow the US to get out of it. The sources noted that this is a similar pattern of action to Iran's revenge response for the assassination of Qassem Soleimani in January 2020 in launches against the Ain al-Assad base in Iraq.

(NYT)

Now were all dead.

Kek

We are here because of our skills.

Expose and Destroy.E.D.you should know about that.

>>23225985

I believe far left gamer nerds who mass murdered larping rona and committing crimes against humanity, crimes against children with a side order of treason should be incarcerated at GITMO indeffently.

The woman on Fox was good, but now there is a cutter again…

>>23226019

Its like the Iranian army is just going through the stages, why shoot missles and tell them? Its clearly war games

>>23225983

18 U.S. Code § 242 - Deprivation of rights under color of law

>Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or to different punishments, pains, or penalties, on account of such person being an alien, or by reason of his color, or race, than are prescribed for the punishment of citizens, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if bodily injury results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death.

Can anyone explain WHY cops who so blatantly violate 18 USC 242, of which there are countless videos with clear evidence, and yet they are not charged?

What happened to equal protection under the law?

It doesn't exist, hence the two tiered justice system symbolized by the "thin blue line".

>>23225983

Is the constitution taught in police acadamy? Seems that should be a prerequisite for any sworn oath of office which involves an oath to the constitution. btw…where are unelected police chiefs and their hired minions in the constitution?

: [ELON MUSK]LEY-LINES AND MAGNETS: Russell-Jay: Gould.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PwwCU-A9KxI

>>23226035

One of these 3 accounts is run by a gay furry.

Can you guess which one?

I'll give you a hint.

Blue checkmark.

>>23225930

Trump will.break newscum like the faggot he is.

>>23225930

Don't you BElieve it

>>23225998

>You say you are an arab

Prove it

>>23226061

fake and fagit

>>23226059

Phantom Zone?

Is that in Tel Aviv?

BREAKING! A democrat Judge stops the DOJ from prosecuting Newsome.

>>23226019

So Iran and the U.S are taking turns notifying eachother to minimize casualties. In comes Isreal to bomb hospitals and schools.

>>23226069

Well

Ya

P is Pakhan

Pakhan Poppy Bush

>>23226052

I follow for the news not his personal situation.

RUN AND HIDE, LITTLE MAN!!! —RUN AND HIDE!!!😎🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

https://x.com/PapiTrumpo/status/1937201069274054939

>>23225868

I hate all of these idiots.

This was a theatrical show.

All parties knew the plot and the outcome in advance.

This was permitted to allow the Iranians a way to save face.

Calm your tits and make me a sammich bitch.png

Told you so.png

When is Israel hitting Lebanon and damascus in Syria.

>>23225998

>I'm not a bot or a shill. You say you are an arab in Qatar, posting attacks on Trump. That makes you the shill, stupid.

Born and raised American.

The US embassy of Qatar just issued a duck and hide notice for all Americans on their website. Thanks to Trump.

Now fuck off Faggot.

Grass fire

That's it

>>23226074

Imagine thinking with your limited intel that you know better and are smarter than POTUS Trump and his advisors. One strike is not a forever war, but don't let the histrionics stop you from pretending it already is.

>>23226088

When did they stop?

Here are the 53 examples. There might well be more; this isn’t intended as an exhaustive list.

March 4, 2023. Speech to the Conservative Political Action Conference in National Harbor, Maryland.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, I will have the disastrous war between Russia and Ukraine settled. It will be settled quickly. Quickly. I will get the problem solved and I will get it solved in rapid order and it will take me no longer than one day. I know exactly what to say to each of them.”

March 25, 2023. Rally in Waco, Texas.

“And before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after I win the presidency, I will have the disastrous war between Russia and Ukraine settled.” And: “So when I say ‘end it,’ I’m going to get a settlement very quickly. And I know both people, and you can get it very, very quickly. You can only do it through the presidency, but you control the money coming in, coming out. You can get that. I will have that settlement done within 24 hours.”

April 21, 2023. Speech to Republican dinner in Fort Myers, Florida.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. I’ll get it settled very quickly. I know both; I know Zelensky and I know Putin.”

April 27, 2023. Rally in Manchester, New Hampshire.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after I win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled.”

May 10, 2023. CNN town hall in Goffstown, New Hampshire.

Trump: “If I’m president, I will have that war settled in one day, 24 hours.” CNN’s Kaitlan Collins: “How would you settle that war in one day?” Trump: “First, I’ll meet with Putin, I’ll meet with Zelensky. They both have weaknesses and they both have strengths. And within 24 hours that war will be settled. It will be over. It will be absolutely over.”

June 10, 2023. Speech to North Carolina GOP convention in Greensboro, North Carolina.

“Here’s just some of the bold agenda I’ll put into effect when we become the 47th president of the United States. Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after I win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled if it’s not already settled, and they should get it done quickly.”

June 24, 2023. Speech to the Faith and Freedom Coalition in Washington, DC.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine totally settled. I’ll have it done in 24 hours. I say that, and I would do that. That’s easy compared to some of the things – I’d get that done in 24 hours. I know them both. I know them both. As the Bible says, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers.’ See that? And I will be your peacemaker. I was your peacemaker.”

June 27, 2023. Speech to Republican women in Concord, New Hampshire.

“I get along with him (Zelensky), get along with Putin, I’d have that war – it would have never happened under me, never ever, would have never happened – but I’ll have that war settled in 24 hours. And it won’t even be a tough one by comparison to other things.”

June 30, 2023. Speech to Moms for Liberty in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we all together win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. It will be done within 24 hours.”

July 1, 2023. Rally in Pickens, South Carolina.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after I win the presidency because of you, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled; I’ll get it done in 24 hours. I know them both very well, Zelensky and Putin. I’ll get it solved very, very quickly.”

July 7, 2023. Rally in Council Bluffs, Iowa.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after I win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled.” And: “I’ll get that done within 24 hours. Everyone says, ‘Oh, no, you can’t.’ Absolutely I can. Absolutely I can.”

July 15, 2023. Speech to Turning Point event in West Palm Beach, Florida.

“Shortly after we win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine totally settled. We’ll get that settled very quickly.” And: “But this conflict has to end. And when I’m president, it will be done very quickly, I believe in 24 hours.”

>>23226081

You follow because you are a shill and he is a grifter.

Facts are facts.

He is in trouble just like the rest.

KNOWINGLY.

Chose poorly even when they had the choice to know.

Dumb.

>>23226095

This

Galactic Envoys are Waking Up & Arrests of Compromised GFW Operatives

June 23, 2025

Galactic Envoys are increasingly waking up and reconnecting with their partners in the Galactic Federation of Worlds (GFW) and other extraterrestrial organizations, according to Dr. Andrea Martin, a former professor at Worcester University in Massachusetts.

Also, in a major exopolitical development, Dr. Martin says the GFW has identified, and arrested compromised extraterrestrial assets embedded within the organization.

She claims that the assets had been compromised by the Draco Reptilians and Orion Grays who had worked to stop or slow down extraterrestrial disclosure efforts on Earth through their Deep State minions.

According to Dr. Martin, a common ruse used by negative extraterrestrials and their minions was to convince the human population that they weren’t yet ready for extraterrestrial disclosure due to deep divisions and ongoing warfare.

The Deep State would continuously stir up divisions and create new wars to prevent disclosure, as most recently demonstrated in Israel’s unprovoked attack on Iran.

She claims that deep divisions and warfare are in fact the norm out there among galactic civilizations, and Earth would fit right in despite its ongoing problems in containing Deep State machinations.

Dr. Martin also explained the Galactic Envoy program and how millions were recruited from different worlds for Earth incarnation and are at different stages in waking up.

She says that she has been working with up to ten envoys who are aware of their true identities and are communicating with their extraterrestrial partners.

She shared some information about two of these envoys, Erica Amoreena and Michele Porto Freire, and how they have both been on GFW spacecraft to meet their partners under the envoy program, including Zhor’a El (aka Jor El) a GFW admiral.

Finally, Dr. Martin explained how the Deep State is using the Israel-Iran war to create the conditions for a fake alien salvation event that fulfils religious prophecies in the Middle East region.

She says that up to three emissaries may emerge in the Middle East who would speak on behalf of extraterrestrial organizations during the contrived alien salvation event.

https://exopolitics.org/galactic-envoys-are-waking-up-arrests-of-compromised-gfw-operatives/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvO-i4MkRdY

23226087

HOW ABOUT NO?

July 29, 2023. Rally in Erie, Pennsylvania.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we all together win the presidency, we will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. It will be settled. The war is going to be settled. I’ll get them both – I know Zelensky, I know Putin, it’ll be done within 24 hours, you watch. They all say, ‘That’s such a boast.’ It will be done very quickly.”

August 4, 2023. Speech to Republican dinner in Montgomery, Alabama.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we win the presidency, because we are going to win it, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. I know them both very well, they will settle. Would have never ever happened. It will be done very, very quickly.”

August 5, 2023. Speech to Republican dinner in Columbia, South Carolina.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after I win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. I know them both very well. We will get it settled. It should’ve never happened. Should’ve never happened. All the tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of dead people; the number of people dead is far greater than what you’re hearing – but we will get it settled immediately, and fairly settled.”

August 8, 2023. Rally in Windham, New Hampshire.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after I win the presidency, we will have that horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. It’ll be settled. I know them both very well. Get it done very quickly, maybe in 24 hours.”

September 15, 2023. Speech to Concerned Women for America in Washington, DC.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after I win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled.”

September 25, 2023. Rally in Summerville, South Carolina.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after I win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. It’s going to be settled. I know them both. It’s going to be settled quickly.”

September 29, 2023. Speech to Republican event in Anaheim, California.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after I win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. It’ll get settled very fast.”

November 11, 2023. Rally in Claremont, New Hampshire.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we win the presiden(cy), because we are going to win it, I’ll have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled and which it should have never started.”

November 18, 2023. Speech in Fort Dodge, Iowa.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we win the presidency together, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. We’re going to get it settled. I know Putin very well, get along with him. I know Zelensky very well.”

January 5, 2024. Rally in Mason City, Iowa.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we win the presidency – it’s going to be us all together – I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. I know them both very well, Zelensky and Putin. I’ll get it settled.”

January 17, 2024. Rally in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

“Upon taking office, I will also restore peace through strength. I will get that war in Ukraine settled so fast.” And: “I will get that straightened out very fast, very early. I think – I think I’ll get that finished when I’m president-elect. I think I’ll get it long, long before, long before I take the office.”

January 19, 2024. Rally in Concord, New Hampshire.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we, we, win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. I will get it settled. I know Putin, I know Zelensky very well, I know them both, and we’re going to get it settled. It’s got to get settled.”

January 21, 2024. Rally in Rochester, New Hampshire.

“I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled before I even take office.”

January 22, 2024. Rally in Laconia, New Hampshire.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we win the presidency – we win, we are going to win it together – I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. We’ll get it settled.”

January 27, 2024. Rally in Las Vegas, Nevada.

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after we win the presidency, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine settled. I’ll get it done fast. I know them both. And we will restore on this planet peace through earth (sic).”

February 14, 2024. Rally in North Charleston, South Carolina.

“But before I even arrive at the Oval Office – I will win the presidency – I will be doing things that will be amazing, like I will get the war between Russia and Ukraine settled forthwith. It will be settled very quickly.”

Iran lost its "Holy Grail," the nuclear program, representing 30 years of work and hundreds of billions invested. This was answered with six missiles that caused nothing but a small fire.

4.3Kviewsedited  13:38

>>23226101

Knock, knock, nigger.

Now back to the surrendering

: FICTION-FLAG-DOWN: Russell-Jay: Gould.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PwwCU-A9KxI

>>23226009

>What ever happened to the Epstain list?

The list is worth trillions, what kind of faggot would release it for free?

Just dangle it in the media once a month and keep blackmailing everyone to do your bidding.

>>23226114

“Done in 30.”

>>23226072

I'm not MAGA. I'm an Anon. Some of us simply do not want more war, nor do we enjoy taking orders from Israel. It's not about a split. We should be able to disagree and still coexist. I'm still hopeful Trump and Q team are following their plan and some of us are overreacting. But Israel is the problem. Not a rift with MAGA.

>>23226101

"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR NOW"

"WE JUST WANT A CHAT ABOUT NUKES"

>>23226039

it requires federal standing

Negligent training oversight and retention, laws are set up to deprive your ability to challenge the actions, states give immunity even in the most egregious situation, you then have a team of DAG justifying anything done that exposes the states to liability

They are evil God less liers

>>23226076

>>23226134

muh kayfabe

>>23226124

>some of us are overreacting

>>23226135

All we are watching is operation midnight hammer wall to wall all stations

Media blackout is what you are seeing

More fake middle launches every few hours

No voter fraud

No Diddy

No riots

No legislation

Live

Iran's FAFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFEcl8dESmE

>>23226137

True.

Define pain?

Sometimes learning the truth eases the pain.

It all makes much more sense with a clear head

>>23226147

fake

Missiles get fired, and immigrants are forgotten.

>>23226124

>I'm not MAGA. I'm an Anon.

God bless you, anon.

>>23226100 since you wanna run your mouth bring the sauce I think you are mixing him up with someone else exposed a couple weeks back.

>>23226124

>>23226124

What is Israel and Iran are 2 wings of the same vulture. Ask the right f….questions.

2:00 PM EDT

Democratic State Attorneys General Testify on Suing Trump Admin.

Democratic state attorneys general testify on suing the Trump Administration for what they consider constitutional violations.

https://www.c-span.org/event/public-affairs-event/democratic-state-attorneys-general-testify-on-suing-trump-admin/434139

>>23226147

>Iran Attacks US

>>23226132

>it requires federal standing

It required our constitution and laws to be obeyed, they are not.

The witnesses lie dead in the public square, but the breath of life enters them, and to the horror of many, THEY STAND.

>>23226107

fun to read this kind of Science Fiction.

if you want to read some non-fiction about Earth and where Humanity is headed I suggest you crack open a Bible.

FAGGIEST GAHYBAR FIGHT EVER

>>23226160

>Israel and Iran are 2 wings of the same vulture.

not notable, but highly

quotable

>>23226135

Child Trafficking

Child Trafficking

Child Trafficking

They're not mopping up shit.

They left the door, wide open, and DCFS/CPS and all other state child trafficking "Social Workers" have been working overtime.

I don't want to hear SHIT about "TRUST THE PLAN" and Date fagging at this point.

Until this GOVERNMENT RUN CHILD TRAFFICKING SHIT IS SHUT DOWN, THEY ARE ALL COMPLICIT.

>>23226172

Israel and Iran are two nations held captive by 2 wings of the same vulture.

fixed it for you.

Pretty much 7 months in POTUS last term and all we get is a Israeli war, and jew first Congress still has no bills passed to help the average American people.

The Prices are still at the tippy top of another scam called covid.

The 60% bullshit wages increase they are touting is so they can justify the high housing and consumer prices.

>>23226156

Trump has lost it. Another Trump flag in the garbage. He doesn't care. He won't be running again but he will be endorsing and I will vote against whoever he endorses. Just waiting for him to say.

>>23226166

Its a federal document

States are un-American

You have a duty to water the tree of liberty

We have forged a legal path but it takes time

>>23226119

: Correction.

: FICTION-FLAG-DOWN: Russell-Jay: Gould.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UGcdPwEaiKo

Breaking UFO NEWS! Buga Sphere Attempted Robbery! Multiple Suspects!

June 23, 2025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcsYCJsoW7I

>>23226178

5 months in.

The IMF’s War on Cash Is Here

30% more businesses have gone cashless since 2020. That’s not a coincidence—it’s a coordinated phase of something much bigger.

The IMF laid out the blueprint nearly a decade ago: eliminate physical cash through retailers first, then introduce programmable money. And it’s working. From reverse ATMs at ballparks to fees on dormant prepaid cards, the “convenience” narrative is being weaponized to close the escape hatch from financial surveillance.

In the latest episode of Gold Rush Hour, we unpack how the war on cash quietly primes the public for central bank digital currencies and why the endgame is absolute control over how, when, and where you spend your money.

What happens when cash is gone and interest rates go negative? What happens when the system decides you can’t use your money to buy gold?

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2025-06-22/imfs-war-cash-here

https://youtu.be/bcdb3W2jdio

It has to hurry up and finish or else a humanitarian crisis will overtake the problems

>>23226186

That should be locked in an embassy or similar protected zone for safe keeping.

>>23226171

>FAGGIEST GAHYBAR FIGHT EVER

“The Wrinkled Reckoning Outside the Cult Gay Bar Museum”

In the fading daylight of Thursday’s drag bingo hour, as Donna Summer's ghost wailed through blown-out speakers and the neon sign that read “The Cult Gay Bar Museum™” flickered between “CULT” and “CULTGASM”, two old men squared off in the cobblestone alley beside a statue of Liberace astride a disco ball.

Their names were Big Al and Uncle Benny, both retired court stenographers turned bitter erotic pamphlet dealers. They were there for one reason only: vengeance over a long-standing grudge involving a stolen wig, a misprinted Zaddy calendar, and the sacred honor of Judge Topman’s Gavel of Decency exhibit inside the museum.

“Back off, Benny,” growled Big Al, adjusting his orthopedic cock ring and puffing his oxygen tank like it was a vape pen. “That toupee belonged to my closing argument in the People vs. Wet Larry. You wear it like a half-dead squirrel with a law degree.”

Uncle Benny spat into a glittery spittoon shaped like Clarence Thomas’s frown. “Don’t start with me, Al. You couldn’t file a motion if your dentures had hinges. You’re the only man I know who could object to a mirror.”

A crowd had gathered. A mix of tourists, ex-seminarians, retired leather daddies, and one confused paralegal holding a novelty gavel-shaped daiquiri. Above them, a banner flapped in the wind: “Annual Tort Reform Kink & Lecture Festival”.

“YOU WANNA THROW DOWN, YOU SENILE PLEA DEAL?” Big Al screamed, flinging his fanny pack to the ground with dramatic flair. “Let’s see how you like a cross-examination by FIST.”

“You couldn’t subpoena a sandwich!” Benny roared. “You call that a punch? I’ve seen paralegals with more thrust!”

Then the swinging began.

Old, creaky punches. Loose skin flapping in slow motion like courtroom drapes in a ceiling fan breeze. Benny swung his cane like a bailiff possessed. Al countered with a rolled-up novelty LexisNexis catalog he called “The Brief Brief.”

It was brutal.

Benny got an eye full of medicated lube when Al’s support jock snapped open like a jury box. Al took a direct hit from Benny’s novelty flask—“OBJECTION: Hearsay AND Gay”—and staggered back into a rack of vinyl briefs embroidered with Latin legal maxims.

“CALL A LAWYER!” someone yelled.

“They are lawyers,” someone else whispered.

“Formerly!”

“They don’t count anymore!”

A circuit judge-turned-drag queen named “Ruth Bader Ginseng” stepped in to separate the two men, wielding a feather boa and a court order sealed in poppers. “Gentlemen,” she said, glitter dust rising from her cleavage like powdered wig dandruff, “this is not the venue for violence. It’s the venue for vengeance. Tasteful, petty, erotic vengeance.”

“They need to settle this with a closing argument and a lube-based obstacle course,” someone suggested.

And so it was done.

By sundown, Benny and Al were strapped into their orthopedic roller skates, spinning through foam-lubed cones as the crowd cheered legal puns from behind the velvet rope:

“That’s a hung jury if I’ve ever seen one!”

“Sustained? More like restrained, honey!”

“I object… because my pants just filed a motion to rise!”

Al fell face-first into a pile of laminated briefs. Benny collapsed from exhaustion and expired dramatically into the arms of a parking enforcement officer named Greg.

The crowd clapped. Someone sold shot glasses shaped like gavels. The museum acquired the spilled lube puddle and labeled it “Exhibit E: The Slippery Nature of Justice.”

And somewhere, behind a wall of rainbow-lit depositions, a plaque was unveiled:

In Honor of Big Al and Uncle Benny

For proving that justice is blind, horny, and probably retired.

>>23226188

Haven't seen this in ages.