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File: 601eb176cf21f65⋯.jpeg (85.91 KB,750x1000,3:4,IMG_8159.jpeg)

 No.142924

I hate the FBI and I need advice

>be me younger me

>bullied

>retarded

>no proper parental figure

>start going online

>gets into discord

This is important

>for some reason I start developing different personalities on the max level

>example personality 1 is a man named Ivan

This is semi important

>FF 3 years I have a whole system on what personality to use when

>got held back

>gets bullied again

>come home ask mom for help like a bitch

>MFW She shrugs it off

>I'm done

>I'm tired of all this bs

>goes on my discord account dedicated to Ivan

>sees someone dmed me asking for sum retarded shit

>let's call him g (Check replies)

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 No.142925

File: f89d7e29566b43f⋯.jpeg (37.49 KB,894x894,1:1,IMG_8160.jpeg)

>we talk and somehow convo goes to the bullying, my parents,ect

>he suggest "school pew pew"

>I get interested

SN I was not planning anything serious I was taking my anger out

>talk about school pew pew with the groupchat he put me in full of other edgy retards

>larp

>lead everyone on for about a week then drop it

>FF 1 months later

>G text me

>forgot what he said but it went something like "hey anon FBI caught me ur fucked"

>holy fucking shit

>FF another month I forget about everything

>doing hw on public buss with weird homeless man jerking off next to me

>bus makes weird turn

>bus stops

>police come

>Kek I'm so fucking dead

>they take me away

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 No.142926

File: 06229b4e65bfa48⋯.webp (30.64 KB,512x512,1:1,IMG_8161.webp)

>they investigate find nothing but natzi shit for Ivan

>find more edgy shit like blood drawings

>they take my phone and parents come

>MFW they ask me “so do you know the app discord?”

Ps this isn’t my phone

I’m borrowing a friends my original phone they have, and it has every type of illegal shit u can name. My first time posting on here was because my grades were so shitty I wanted to commit suicide and you all called me retarded for that now I actually have a good reason to. so anons, am I fucked? If not what do I do

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 No.142957

well, this is a real story from me.....

I got busted by the FBI for cp about 10 years ago. I got caught because I sent several hundred real cp images to an undercover FBI agent on this app called Gigatribe. I got charged with the distribution of cp......when the FBI came to my house, my computer's hard drives were encrypted with Veracrypt (so the Feds couldn't access the porn on my computer because it was encrypted), but I still got 6 months in jail for refusing to give them access to the encryption passwords on my computer. I got only 10 years on the sex offender registry. And five years of probation.

Of course, this cp crimes is very, very serious.....even if the Feds don't find any cp on your computer (if it is encrypted), you are still in serious trouble. And if they find cp on your computer (if it is un-encrypted), you are in even much more serious trouble, duh.

Just my quick rant for today.

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 No.143001

File: 332869c2b6ce095⋯.jpeg (25.58 KB,387x516,3:4,IMG_8162.jpeg)

>>142957

I'm so fucked kek

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 No.143020

Get armed and prepare to defend yourself.

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 No.143026

>>142926

You're too late retard you already fucked up by giving them your phone. You should have hidden it or given it to someone else and told them to not turn it on. This is like the only possible way to dodge this kind of thing, now they have it? Well get some lawyers and don't ever talk to the FBI, invite them into your house, allow them to search, or interrogate you ever again. You don't co-operate with police ever, you make them get warrants and follow proper channels and you give them the absolute bare minimum that legally fulfills the obligations of said warrants.

You fucking dumb ass kids think it's all games being retarded online well it's not 2003, it's 2025 and we live in a technocratic surveilance cyberpunk shit hole where everything you do is being tracked and used against you by these "people." Every company is your enemy, every website is your enemy, every government agency is your enemy, all we can do now is use you as an example to teach all the lurkers to not be retarded.

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 No.143037

>>143001

well, if the fbi come to your house for cp and your computer is encrypted (so they can't access your files), you are still doomed. If the fbi come to your house and find cp on your computer, then you are super, super doomed.

Please keep in mind, there is no way of knowing there isn't cp on adult porn sites. I think I saw a few real cp crap on several adult porn sites (even though they don't allow underaged content). Of course, if you download stuff from cp sites on the dark web, then yeah you are probably doomed for jail. Someone has to be pretty stupid to join one of those dark web cp sites.

Even adult porn sites on the clearnet aren't perfectly safe because they likely do contain real cp. Keep in mind alot of teenage girls in high school look like adults (but are under 18 years old) and this crap gets uploaded on certain adult porn sites on the clearnet. On a frequent basis.

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