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NEET General #165 - BattleNEETs Edition cunt 11/26/17 (Sun) 01:14:05 No.160984 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]
Who will win in the ultimate battle of unemployed autists? Find out in these 700 or so posts
OLD
>>160229
cunt 11/27/17 (Mon) 08:14:20 No.161758
>>161752
You are fucking retarded.
Whiskey is American.
Whisky comes from Ireland or Scotland.
cunt 11/27/17 (Mon) 08:15:01 No.161759
>>161738
NEW THREAD
cunt 11/27/17 (Mon) 08:15:07 No.161760
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Alrighty,
New thread
cunt 11/27/17 (Mon) 08:15:42 No.161761
>>161758
>tfw you dont know the difference between american and irish/scotish whiskey/whisky
cunt 11/27/17 (Mon) 08:15:52 No.161762
>>161759
I had one job and you took it from me
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NEET General #164 - No GF 2017 Edition cunt 11/24/17 (Fri) 08:17:43 No.160229 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]
Since we all know that GF 2017 was a normie trap, let's celebrate the opposite
OLD >>159437
cunt 11/26/17 (Sun) 01:51:35 No.161007
손가락 쓰레기 버려주세요.
cunt 11/26/17 (Sun) 01:51:49 No.161008
>>161005
>China is the number one one. We have Australia Japan is the United States of sex toys.
>Animation is no sex loser.
Fucking kek
cunt 11/26/17 (Sun) 01:52:59 No.161011
>>161006
他妈的你白色的男孩,我不吃狗。我有宠物狗。这是种族主义。他妈的你猪皮子女。不要用传统书写,没有人使用
cunt 11/26/17 (Sun) 01:53:08 No.161012
ニートは大問題だ
cunt 11/26/17 (Sun) 01:55:16 No.161014
>>161007
>韩国
你甚至不如日本的猪狗,美国的女傀儡总统。你耻辱你的近亲祖先
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cunt 07/23/17 (Sun) 06:19:29 No.135258 [Open Thread]
Have any of you anons that live in Melbourne ever successfully contested a myki fine? I got a ticket on the train for not touching on and the guy said I would get a pass. Then a few weeks later I got a fine in the mail over it which is $229 due in a few weeks. This is fucking bullshit.
cunt 11/08/17 (Wed) 12:43:33 No.153768
>>141224
>they even do it in a professional context
elaborate
cunt 11/08/17 (Wed) 16:05:25 No.153808
>>153768
They actually don't, he's just an indian trying to avoid confrontation. Trust me, I'm a professional.
cunt 11/08/17 (Wed) 23:34:10 No.153826
>>153605
Op here, I ended up just paying the fine. I have to make sure there's enough money on my miky and to touch on before getting on the train like a good goy now. I haven't come across another inspector yet. I work in the city and sometimes catch the train at 11pm. I guess they'd be working like 9 to 5 or something so you're probably safe outside those times
cunt 11/24/17 (Fri) 13:32:15 No.160389
>>135266
if it's your first fine, you can usually contest it and get off with a warning
cunt 11/25/17 (Sat) 02:07:52 No.160515
>>153826
nah m8 got fined a couple of weeks ago at 8:30pm on a tram. still waiting for the fine to come in
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Fake a Doctor's Certificate for me cunt 11/21/17 (Tue) 00:49:47 No.158300 [Open Thread]
Alright cunts, do your best to fake me a sick certificate for tonight shift. Manager's a cunt so I skipped 3 days off of work. Help a lad out will ya?
cunt 11/21/17 (Tue) 03:45:22 No.158417
>>158368
can't, my GP unavailable for today
cunt 11/21/17 (Tue) 06:03:38 No.158530
Find a local Chinese GP? They're usually much more easy going when giving out certs.
cunt 11/21/17 (Tue) 13:16:43 No.158846
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>>158300
heres my doc cert
just fill in the blanks, ditto.
cunt 11/21/17 (Tue) 21:06:30 No.158953
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>>158846
cunt 11/23/17 (Thu) 12:43:37 No.159973
Fuck cunt do you still need this?
Tots forgot
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NEET General #163 - Six Naughty NEETs Edition cunt 11/22/17 (Wed) 12:28:27 No.159437 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]
>>158678
That's 125 posts apiece in a single day. You really are half a dozen degenerates.
See you tomorrow night for 164
cunt 11/24/17 (Fri) 08:17:04 No.160226
big pajeet pussy
cunt 11/24/17 (Fri) 08:17:16 No.160227
jew poo
cunt 11/24/17 (Fri) 08:17:36 No.160228
take the brown pill mates
cunt 11/24/17 (Fri) 08:17:52 No.160230
I'm the dr doolittle of neets
cunt 11/24/17 (Fri) 08:18:00 No.160231
NEW
fuck u m8
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NEET General #162 - (Employ)Mentally Challenged Edition cunt 11/21/17 (Tue) 10:00:00 No.158678 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]
OLD >>157930
Not keen on how fast these are moving, some of your mummybots need to take your modems away for a bit. Anyway, summer is almost here once again. Feels like just yesterday that we hit 100 generals.
Also it's early because some dumbcunts try to shitpost to 750 so we can't link the new one.
cunt 11/22/17 (Wed) 13:01:32 No.159500
>>159497
they might be the only ones who'd listen at the time
cunt 11/22/17 (Wed) 13:27:21 No.159538
>>159441
He has a sexual fetish for getting the first post
cunt 11/22/17 (Wed) 13:37:23 No.159554
>>159538
what ever it takes to have a good time i guess
cunt 11/23/17 (Thu) 09:03:13 No.159785
don't mind me boys, I am just stealing one of these free posts no-one is guarding.
cunt 11/23/17 (Thu) 18:55:47 No.160053
Hoy cunts, I'm usually the cunt who posts the /aus/ hunger games nomination, but the faggot there is leaving it too late and I have plans tonight meaning I cant submit
So if one of you cunts want to submit instead that'd be great
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NEET General #161 - Autistic Speed Posting Edition cunt 11/20/17 (Mon) 09:08:42 No.157930 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]
You didnt get 200 posts in the last thread cunt, I won the no. of posts and you know it.
cunt 11/22/17 (Wed) 05:06:52 No.159134
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
cunt 11/22/17 (Wed) 05:07:02 No.159135
I remember doing the time warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again,
Let's do the time warp again!
cunt 11/22/17 (Wed) 05:07:11 No.159136
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane,
cunt 11/22/17 (Wed) 05:07:26 No.159137
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation,
Like you're under sedation
cunt 11/22/17 (Wed) 05:07:37 No.159138
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
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NEET General #160 - Near End of Year Despair Edition cunt 11/18/17 (Sat) 13:23:56 No.157146 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]
Last Thread >>156382
Do you know what's happening for you in 2018?
How are you handling the heat?
I fear that people here are going to commit suicide.
Just getting that eery feeling.
cunt 11/20/17 (Mon) 09:02:22 No.157924
>>157920
>>157923
**got
cunt 11/20/17 (Mon) 09:02:42 No.157926
>>157915
looking up pics of the actor i found this
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/zimbabwe-coup-john-howard-celebrates-the-demise-of-robert-mugabe-20171117-gzntzs.html
why is old johnny so happy?
cunt 11/20/17 (Mon) 09:02:59 No.157927
>>157924
doesn't count if you're dyslexic
cunt 11/20/17 (Mon) 09:04:03 No.157928
>>157922
yes, but i'm not telling. the allure of mystery will keep you wondering
that's how it's done
cunt 11/20/17 (Mon) 09:04:09 No.157929
>>157926
Wait Mugabe is dead
When the fuck did this happen
I remember him on the news today saying he will try not to get impeached
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results, pretty gay cunt 11/15/17 (Wed) 00:04:21 No.155682 [Open Thread]
side bar has % by ' Federal Electoral Divisions',
https://marriagesurvey.abs.gov.au/results/
and a map
https://marriagesurvey.abs.gov.au/results/response-map.html
>lowest participation award goes to NT, at 58.4%
>least pozzed division award goes to NSW's Blaxland, at 73.9% No
cunt 11/16/17 (Thu) 08:18:01 No.156309
>>156224
Do you think they willr release the male/female voting patterns?
cunt 11/16/17 (Thu) 08:38:40 No.156328
>>156265
haha suck shit UN cunt. according to the story he was flirting with a guys wife then when everyone left the guy confronted the UN fucker (30yr old high ranking diplomat from Melbourne - photo at a 'sustainable development' conference, fag lover - cunt deserved to die).
UN fucker then accidently' falls off the roof, after apparently hanging out from the rail and telling the guy he was trying to cuck that he trusts him to catch him - the potential cuck didn't. Top kek.
Thanks anon cunt for brightening up this miserable day with a tale of hope and wonder.
cunt 11/17/17 (Fri) 05:31:58 No.156690
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>Western suburbs vote no, including parramatta, a greens/communist stronghold.
Time to join the Australian Conservatives?
cunt 11/17/17 (Fri) 11:05:57 No.156835
>>156690
>Parramatta
My nan lives near there, I guess she voted no which is good
cunt 11/19/17 (Sun) 03:37:31 No.157272
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why
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Topless Richmond fan cunt 10/11/17 (Wed) 08:10:03 No.147590 [Open Thread]
If any cunt wants that pic of the Richmond fan here it is. You're all fucking welcome
cunt 10/12/17 (Thu) 10:42:39 No.147828
anyone got the ass pic of the other girl??
cunt 10/12/17 (Thu) 16:44:45 No.147900
>>147638
so prove it or stfu
cunt 10/13/17 (Fri) 03:00:27 No.147983
>>147590
who cares there's no penis
cunt 11/17/17 (Fri) 10:22:48 No.156823
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>>147983
cunt 11/17/17 (Fri) 10:36:55 No.156832
Saggy, they look similar to man boobs
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NEET General #159 - Probably A Duplicate Edition cunt 11/16/17 (Thu) 11:30:11 No.156382 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]
Fuck sake mates
OLD >>155559
Lets spend the next 750 working out how to avoid shitposters killing the thread
cunt 11/19/17 (Sun) 06:06:50 No.157311
I'm gonna dance the night away
cunt 11/19/17 (Sun) 06:07:29 No.157312
You make me feel like dancing
cunt 11/19/17 (Sun) 06:07:54 No.157313
I feel like dancing, dancing
cunt 11/19/17 (Sun) 06:08:15 No.157314
Whoo!
cunt 11/19/17 (Sun) 06:08:42 No.157315
Dance the night away
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NEET General #158 - I dreamed of tendies Edition cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 10:30:22 No.155559 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]
Old thread: >>154748
Christmas is getting closer and closer NEETs. What will you be doing on Christmas day? What did you do last year?
cunt 11/16/17 (Thu) 11:26:24 No.156377
>>156363
Dating a rich obese fatty is a pretty good career move
It's basically being a nurse except you get a big payout before they hit 50
cunt 11/16/17 (Thu) 11:26:53 No.156378
Broke my nofap streak to an hour of edging to just solo girls. Did a huge cum and my balls ached afterwards.
cunt 11/16/17 (Thu) 11:27:36 No.156379
Big abo cock
cunt 11/16/17 (Thu) 11:27:51 No.156380
>>156377
downside is she has to try and find his penor burried under that vast gut
cunt 11/16/17 (Thu) 11:27:54 No.156381
Pajeets pussy
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CBTS:au #1 - Movers n Shakers edition cunt 11/12/17 (Sun) 07:38:26 No.154864 [Open Thread]
Hi /aus
not sure if you've seen but there's a funny thread over on 4ch/pol with interesting bits and pieces of info being alluded to, so here's a first thread(? catalog agrees) to spark some interest
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 02:44:00 No.155387
Wouldn't renouncing a birth citizenship be more the ones to watch for 'modern-treasonisms' rather than simply being eligible for a foreign citizenship?
How to renounce an eligibility? Or why even?
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 07:50:04 No.155482
Lambo confirmed for bloody absolute full-blooded aussie patriot
The rest of the house of reps should just stand down because they can't possibly match even half that commitment
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 08:26:19 No.155489
> Do we need to make this a thing?
Should we just tell everyone who hasn't at least a parent / grandparent? that has served for the Australian Defence force to forget about the cushy federal government jobs?
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 08:34:51 No.155494
Fucking move here and run for PM in the same decade deserves a stint of service
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 08:53:20 No.155507
I'm actually tempted to go an sign up to get shot at now
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NEET General #157 No Fuck Ups Edition cunt 11/11/17 (Sat) 12:15:12 No.154748 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]
Drank 2 little fat lambs, lemon and tropical cans.
Having half of a leftover beer that I left sitting in the fridge.
I've had approx 5.3 alcohol units so far and fuuck does this bacon egg and cheese sandwich taste good.
I put 2 slices on it and melted it on the frying pan for a couple of seconds and it's the best thing.
I made a mistake last thread sorry.
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 10:43:43 No.155576
>>155573
hmm yes indeed
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 10:46:18 No.155579
>>155576
不要和我的考拉人在一起;我们将自己带走澳大利亚,你将成为我们的依赖狗。
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 10:49:31 No.155584
知彼知己,百戰不殆;不知彼而知己,一勝一負;不知彼,不知己,每戰必殆
>这就是为什么我们在你所有的大学。
故用兵之法,十則圍之,五則攻之,倍則分之, 敵則能戰之,少則能守之,不若則能避之。
>我们比你多一百倍。
是故百戰百勝,非善之善者也;不戰而屈人之兵,善之善者也。
我们已经赢了。
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 10:49:52 No.155585
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cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 10:53:38 No.155587
>大豆让你变得柔软
你越相信越好,这是我们的秘密力量。
>>155585
多么胖的人妖
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NEET General #156 - NEET NoFriends Edition cunt 11/09/17 (Thu) 08:30:44 No.153942 [Open Thread][Last 50 Posts]
OLD >>153158
This one goes out to all the neets who have no soul in the world to share the joy of life with. Summer is almost here neets, how are you planning to spend it?
cunt 11/11/17 (Sat) 14:54:37 No.154762
>making a new thread with twenty posts left
cunt 11/11/17 (Sat) 18:27:42 No.154785
the new threads are so shit i'll just stay here for a while
cunt 11/11/17 (Sat) 19:59:28 No.154786
>>154785
yep, fuck that shit
/aus/ must've had an influx of newfriends
morning
cunt 11/11/17 (Sat) 21:50:31 No.154790
Morning lads
Burnt through that last thread fuckin' quick
cunt 11/12/17 (Sun) 09:05:19 No.154892
>>154786