/aus/ - Australia

How is that Australian? It looks like it's meant to be poo-teen.

>>195581

Fuck if I know. McDonald's says it's from their Australian menu.

>>195605

>marketing

>Valedictory speech

>Liberal Democrats (Australia)

>Published on Feb 13, 2019

>Senator David Leyonhjelm pulled no punches in his valedictory speech.

>>195016

Where was Egg Boy then?

Apparently, this is The Greens' election trailer.

fuck this is a good techno mix

<post techno remixes in this thread

checking out vrchat videos pays off for once

>>195381

>I was the perfect candidate for the army, I'm a hard worker, love getting dirty, willing to fight for our country, willing to go through with the training, respect authority, respect and enjoy an environment that's stressful, and requires discipline and commitment etc.. but fuck these cunts.

You would have been bitterly disappointed. No one in the ADF works hard or loves getting dirty.

>>195425

this

dont sweat too much, the trig questions hardly anyone gets, you can practice aptitude tests, and improve your maths, better than being knocked back for a medical reason

So are you divying shard for a cut of bread or what lad?? Illegal things are good source sumtimes.

>>195353

>>195381

You are probably just dumb cunts. I don't know maths either except for basic shit, didn't answer like 2/3 of the question. Still passed with flying colours and got all jobs available except for information analyst or something. If you failed the aptitude test it probably just means you have low IQ, which you can't improve.

Ironically, I couldn't get in cause I dropped out of year 10.

>>195489

>Ironically, I couldn't get in cause I dropped out of year 10.

same… isn't it funny how for the police you don't need any qualifications yet the army demand you have year 10 passes? fucking retarded

>>170319

And it's probably a teaspoon of wach

>>174037

When mined it's good

>>173985

I've seen Kangaroo going for $7 a kilo once

>not eating healthy food

Its like you want to be a subhuman.

>>195550

Yes

>>195555

Beautiful, also changed it back to Australian server… Bob wouldn't approve of me using nothing else.

>>195556

Fuck off you Trump fuck, China's alright… Communism not so much.

Not fucking savages here, rather them then Jewnited States. Ol Howard loved the seppo cock tho ;)

>>195562

we should encourage the chinese to immigrate here

is it true that the Age of Consent in Redfern is just four years of age?

>>195235

Nice bod but butter-face. 6/10

>>194935

>>195119

Nice views from behind.

>>195059

Ah fuck off cunt I live on the North Shore and it is full of narcistic social climbing fuckwits who treat people like shit. Fuck this place full off pretentious upper middle class wankers who get into retarded arguments about frivolous 1st world problems.

"UNGHHH BUT DARLING OUR FRIENDS ARE COMING OVER AND THE LAWN IS HALF AN INCH UNDER-MOW-" STFU!

>>194988

Underrated post.

You can't make true friends in this country. You just can't.

Everyone's idea of friendship is 50% gaslighting you and 50% bitching about the other people they're doing it to.

No one has values. No one has sentiment. No one is comfortable with genuine emotion. No one has hopes and dreams.

If you do and you show it, you're singled out and castigated.

I consider myself extremely lucky to have one good mate, a good missus and a good immediate family.

Plenty of us don't have any of those.

There are times when I wonder how much longer it'll be before we all just turn on each other like feral dogs one day.

Hi all,

Any Adelaidians here who have ideas on how to vote to reduce immigration to more sensible levels, I also want leader with a backbone, speak up for whistle blowers and publishers like Julian Assange.

If you have knowledge please share.

>>194988

Holy fuck. Exactly the same experience, you explained exactly what I’ve been thinking and dreading over. What a shit hole Aus is becoming… :(

>>195503

>There are times when I wonder how much longer it'll be before we all just turn on each other like feral dogs one day.

Given the way the economy is going and given the one thing we value is consuming, it won't be long at all.

>>141315

Look at the demographic trends. You'll be teaching 1/2 whites in 10 years. Best bet is get a skill that can be done over the net and move somewhere like Serbia or the Ukraine where stuff is super cheap.

>>141236

>>141248

If you can code I could use you skills we can all get rich.

I hear you folks, same situation. I feel like I'm only getting better and better at coding, web, IT, security, protocols, etc. But now I can't even land an interview. I was at least getting the odd interview 2 years ago.

I went for one job recently and was knocked back. The guy said he got over 300 applicants for the position.

This is fucked. There are too many people coming into this country. I grew up here but have no hope in hell of owning my own home. I wonder how my boyfriend would feel if I just became a prostitute. I could do it easily, guys are always flurting with me….. but its the STDs that I would worry about the most. And yes, I checked it IS LEGAL. Pimping is not legal.

its not my fault that you have disgusting immigrants form Lebanon raping u mong aussies, au-zee

>>192175

>no free speech (you will get arrested and go to prison for posting 'hate speech' on social media)

Is it really that bad? I always thought our situation was sort of in between the U.S. and U.K. in that regard.

>>192209

look up blair cottrell on twitter, he got convicted and fined for making a facebook video that offended muslims

>>192175

find a wedge issue and get into politics, coming up from a local constituency using wedge issues (education/crime/issues stemming from diversity) as opposed to trying to get anywhere on the national level. Then spread to other constituencies until you can get elected to the national legislature, then you can start calling out the present govt.

Blair cottrell and anyone who is an aesthetic rightist (nazi larping and shit in public vs actual policy) deserve to be suspected of being controlled opposition.

>>194859

can't be that bad, now you don't have to risk having a panic attack when you're about to fuck a girl you actually like.

sex is 100x better when you have an emotional connection. SW was probs just saying that shit to try and get you lovestruck, then kaching kaching.

any girl who's worth your time will be patient with you, just communicate what you need clearly from each other and you're g. good luck out there anon

>>194860

like this guy said, most people have a shitty first time. i lost mine to my first gf at age 17 and the first time we had sex it was shitty for both of us. it gets better and better, trust us m8.

>>195354

fucking degenerate filth.

>>195354

>degenerate

Check

>bad engrish

Check

>poo in the loo

Check

>>195024

ff

Is this the reason why my email account no longer works. I sent my friend a video of my most well-formed, massve turd ever, encrypted this time. Ever since then my email won't work. Its an Aussie ISP. The ISP seem to be doing what they can but it just doesn't work anymore.

I'm sad. Was a great shit and I cant share it with my mate, without others seeing it.

>>195468

post it here m8, we'd love to see it

I would but the password I used for it I don't remember anymore. Should of kept a backup unencrypted. When is Julian getting out? I want to protest for julian but nothing is happening, in australia, its like everyone is too absorbed in making good turd videos, they forgot the man what published the biggest sshit video of all, the shits having a party murdering innocent people and reporters.

…Among others things.

>business

if all you want is money i'd say this is a good option

>programming

it's all java or c# these days which is piss easy and then you don't have to become a programmer you could become a network admin or tech guy

>nursing

get your cert iii first then survive nursing home work long enough to demonstrate emotional inteligence to the middle class shrews that you will be forever beholden to.