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NEET General #158 - I dreamed of tendies Edition cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 10:30:22 No.155559 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]
Old thread: >>154748
Christmas is getting closer and closer NEETs. What will you be doing on Christmas day? What did you do last year?
cunt 11/16/17 (Thu) 11:26:24 No.156377
>>156363
Dating a rich obese fatty is a pretty good career move
It's basically being a nurse except you get a big payout before they hit 50
cunt 11/16/17 (Thu) 11:26:53 No.156378
Broke my nofap streak to an hour of edging to just solo girls. Did a huge cum and my balls ached afterwards.
cunt 11/16/17 (Thu) 11:27:36 No.156379
Big abo cock
cunt 11/16/17 (Thu) 11:27:51 No.156380
>>156377
downside is she has to try and find his penor burried under that vast gut
cunt 11/16/17 (Thu) 11:27:54 No.156381
Pajeets pussy
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CBTS:au #1 - Movers n Shakers edition cunt 11/12/17 (Sun) 07:38:26 No.154864 [Open thread]
Hi /aus
not sure if you've seen but there's a funny thread over on 4ch/pol with interesting bits and pieces of info being alluded to, so here's a first thread(? catalog agrees) to spark some interest
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 02:44:00 No.155387
Wouldn't renouncing a birth citizenship be more the ones to watch for 'modern-treasonisms' rather than simply being eligible for a foreign citizenship?
How to renounce an eligibility? Or why even?
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 07:50:04 No.155482
Lambo confirmed for bloody absolute full-blooded aussie patriot
The rest of the house of reps should just stand down because they can't possibly match even half that commitment
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 08:26:19 No.155489
> Do we need to make this a thing?
Should we just tell everyone who hasn't at least a parent / grandparent? that has served for the Australian Defence force to forget about the cushy federal government jobs?
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 08:34:51 No.155494
Fucking move here and run for PM in the same decade deserves a stint of service
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 08:53:20 No.155507
I'm actually tempted to go an sign up to get shot at now
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NEET General #157 No Fuck Ups Edition cunt 11/11/17 (Sat) 12:15:12 No.154748 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]
Drank 2 little fat lambs, lemon and tropical cans.
Having half of a leftover beer that I left sitting in the fridge.
I've had approx 5.3 alcohol units so far and fuuck does this bacon egg and cheese sandwich taste good.
I put 2 slices on it and melted it on the frying pan for a couple of seconds and it's the best thing.
I made a mistake last thread sorry.
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 10:43:43 No.155576
>>155573
hmm yes indeed
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 10:46:18 No.155579
>>155576
不要和我的考拉人在一起;我们将自己带走澳大利亚,你将成为我们的依赖狗。
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 10:49:31 No.155584
知彼知己,百戰不殆;不知彼而知己,一勝一負;不知彼,不知己,每戰必殆
>这就是为什么我们在你所有的大学。
故用兵之法,十則圍之,五則攻之,倍則分之, 敵則能戰之,少則能守之,不若則能避之。
>我们比你多一百倍。
是故百戰百勝,非善之善者也;不戰而屈人之兵,善之善者也。
我们已经赢了。
cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 10:49:52 No.155585
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cunt 11/14/17 (Tue) 10:53:38 No.155587
>大豆让你变得柔软
你越相信越好,这是我们的秘密力量。
>>155585
多么胖的人妖
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NEET General #156 - NEET NoFriends Edition cunt 11/09/17 (Thu) 08:30:44 No.153942 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]
OLD >>153158
This one goes out to all the neets who have no soul in the world to share the joy of life with. Summer is almost here neets, how are you planning to spend it?
cunt 11/11/17 (Sat) 14:54:37 No.154762
>making a new thread with twenty posts left
cunt 11/11/17 (Sat) 18:27:42 No.154785
the new threads are so shit i'll just stay here for a while
cunt 11/11/17 (Sat) 19:59:28 No.154786
>>154785
yep, fuck that shit
/aus/ must've had an influx of newfriends
morning
cunt 11/11/17 (Sat) 21:50:31 No.154790
Morning lads
Burnt through that last thread fuckin' quick
cunt 11/12/17 (Sun) 09:05:19 No.154892
>>154786
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cunt 09/25/17 (Mon) 15:26:23 No.145215 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]
I can only hope conservative people are even better at voting than you say they are. By the way, polls show 'no' is winning.
There's also a 'fuck blompf' at the start of the video, because why not?
https://www.facebook.com/natalietran.communitychannel/videos/10155082731002831/
cunt 11/06/17 (Mon) 09:58:18 No.153304
>>152650
That's what the left does. Whenever they manage to convince themselves that their latest pet cause is guaranteed to succeed, they stop trying and start celebrating, no matter how premature. They're going on about "no" winning so that the virtue-signalling fucks actually bother to fill in the postal vote and send it in. They still won't bother, though, because voting "yes" isn't as important to them as going on social media to tell everyone else to vote "yes".
cunt 11/06/17 (Mon) 10:13:01 No.153308
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>>153304
ah right, i remember that happened with anti-trump faggots.
cunt 11/06/17 (Mon) 13:16:47 No.153349
lol fuck the gays
when the fuck are they releasing the results? where can I find good polls?
holy shit the butthurt if the vote is NO will be delicious
cunt 11/07/17 (Tue) 03:49:17 No.153407
What a lot of people don't understand is that not even a lot of the gay community wanted this $122mil mess and unfortunately since the coalition has gone and fucked themselves over royally due to it we're gonna end up with a Labor govt and SSM passed into law eventually anyway.
All the government achieved with this is wasting money and starting more arguments between proponents and opponents.
cunt 11/08/17 (Wed) 12:45:37 No.153772
>>153308
anarchists dont vote
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NEET General #155 - Neetus Interrruptus Edition cunt 11/06/17 (Mon) 06:42:12 No.153158 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]
Old Thread: >>152358
We need to start getting better at making these in time.
cunt 11/09/17 (Thu) 09:30:19 No.153995
These are not high quality posts
cunt 11/09/17 (Thu) 09:30:52 No.153996
bump
cunt 11/09/17 (Thu) 09:33:07 No.153999
155 was a mistake
cunt 11/09/17 (Thu) 09:34:19 No.154001
>>153999
Long live #156
cunt 11/09/17 (Thu) 09:34:46 No.154002
And you wasted a 999 girlfriend wish for us all you cunt
What area in NSW has the most abos? cunt 10/22/17 (Sun) 04:43:29 No.149712 [Open thread]
Redfern is looking like the winner at the moment. What's a place where I can find abos fighting?
cunt 10/24/17 (Tue) 16:55:25 No.150484
>>149712
Dubbo?
cunt 10/26/17 (Thu) 09:47:28 No.151010
>>150484
I think macksville has a very large abbo population
cunt 10/31/17 (Tue) 01:36:16 No.151983
The NT has fuckton of abbos. They even use opal fuel there
cunt 11/06/17 (Mon) 04:41:56 No.153132
Alice Springs. The cunts stomp on each other’s heads and run each other over with their busted up shit box pord palcons 😂
cunt 11/07/17 (Tue) 03:59:04 No.153413
>>150480
We used to have a massive typical coon family here but they all got moved up north and the crime rate dropped significantly
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CAN vs AUS cunt 06/03/17 (Sat) 14:29:40 No.129254 [Open thread]
who would win?
you can choose the competition
but try to be fair about it
cunt 09/24/17 (Sun) 08:03:36 No.144900
>>129311
>took bombs
fuckin struth m8
the nips bombed alot more than just darwin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_raids_on_Australia,_1942–43
At one point they flew 400km inland from Darwin to bomb an airfield because they though there might allied bombers there. They killed 2 abos and some poor lady.
cunt 10/13/17 (Fri) 23:44:32 No.148173
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>Fought alongside Burgerstan in 'Nam
>An imperialist war conjoined with France to prevent the Vietnamese from organizing their own government and reunifying
>This is supposed to make Australia "better"
cunt 10/14/17 (Sat) 01:17:11 No.148185
australia, because although oz and canada have roughly the same asian percentage, asians are not really visible in the society at the top levels. our government is pretty much all white while canada's government is half full of shitskins
cunt 11/05/17 (Sun) 04:13:09 No.152989
Australia, because we'd never give up this country. Canada doesn't seem to have the same love and patriotism that we do.
I am sure that many Australians would quite literally fight till we die defending our country.
cunt 11/06/17 (Mon) 13:43:19 No.153350
>>152989
>go to bunnings to get paint mixed
>employee has a thick american accent (southern maybe?)
>asks if "y'all need any help"
>she mixes the paint successfully
yeah, you yanks go hard too
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cunt 09/25/17 (Mon) 07:36:15 No.145065 [Open thread]
I've just come to the conclusion
there's only 3 types of people in Australia
>bludgers
>workers
>uni art fags
so /aus/ which are you?
>i'm a worker btw
cunt 09/29/17 (Fri) 04:40:43 No.145722
>>145065
Convict/crook
cunt 09/29/17 (Fri) 09:34:38 No.145774
I'm A stralian
cunt 09/30/17 (Sat) 01:02:33 No.145881
>>145479
If farmers aren't workers noone is
cunt 11/06/17 (Mon) 10:17:13 No.153310
>>145588
yep me too
cunt 11/06/17 (Mon) 11:36:57 No.153337
bludger neet
cunt 09/19/17 (Tue) 12:44:07 No.144114 [Open thread]
> LOVE IS LOVE
Common slogan for the "Yes" campaign, but did you know that it is also a hit single by grandaughter of Fascist leader Benito Mussolini? In fact this grand daughter is the leader of the current Italian fascist party.
Coincidence? I think not. We all know the words Fascist and faggot stem from the same origin.
cunt 10/31/17 (Tue) 14:46:00 No.152188
>>152065
love has no species
cunt 11/01/17 (Wed) 03:53:37 No.152270
>>144114
>LOVE IS LOVE
I wonder how long before they use that for pedos
cunt 11/02/17 (Thu) 01:43:37 No.152458
>>152270
wat is nambla
cunt 11/03/17 (Fri) 20:12:17 No.152765
>>152458
lurk moar
cunt 11/04/17 (Sat) 01:15:41 No.152793
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>>152765
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NEET General 154 Cheesecake Edition cunt 11/01/17 (Wed) 11:36:36 No.152358 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]
Don't fall for wagie lies and that Cheesecake is the true path
captcha: aznsfb
cunt 11/06/17 (Mon) 06:27:16 No.153153
>>153152
I'd get yourself tested for cholera
cunt 11/06/17 (Mon) 06:34:18 No.153154
Yeah Dominos seems to have way more Indians than everyone
While Pizza Hut has a bunch of Muzzies
As does Red Rooster
While Subway is filled with Asians
Hungry Jacks is all Niggers
While KFC is filled with mystery meats
And Fucking strange is the fact that McDonalds is pretty white
cunt 11/06/17 (Mon) 06:34:37 No.153155
>>153153
this
cunt 11/06/17 (Mon) 06:35:28 No.153156
>>153154
how about barnacle bills?
cunt 11/06/17 (Mon) 06:36:06 No.153157
>>153156
The fuck is Barnacle Bills, is that a WA thing?
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Bump While Drunk cunt 10/24/17 (Tue) 04:12:49 No.150302 [Open thread]
A thread for booze, drinking tips and drinking mixes.
Ive been drinking port and soda. Its actually very nice much better than goon, i bought a bottle like pic related for $10, 10 standard drinks. Mixed with soda its much more drink able almost tastes like a spiced rum, i sometimes add a squeze of lime.
And other good cheap drinks?
cunt 10/28/17 (Sat) 07:39:17 No.151485
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>>150302
fat cunt reporting in
gona stick to my vomit bombs thankyou very much
you can keep ur pre mixed drinks for the gay bar
cunt 10/28/17 (Sat) 07:55:54 No.151493
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>>151485
To fuckin' right m8
cunt 10/30/17 (Mon) 10:54:00 No.151906
>>151493
> Not as bitter as it's gonna be
cunt 10/30/17 (Mon) 12:15:32 No.151934
1ST CHOICE (aka Coles) had dropped the price of XXX BITTER from $59 to $55 this week.
So I bought a carton in Celebration!
cunt 11/09/17 (Thu) 05:28:01 No.153911
I like mixing beer with the juices of my stomach.
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cunt 10/26/17 (Thu) 09:00:29 No.150959 [Open thread]
Why do you goyim resist the inevitable change that is coming?
Why do Ausfailians resist their Chinese heritage?
cunt 10/30/17 (Mon) 11:18:32 No.151913
>>150959
> qubec best state
cunt 10/30/17 (Mon) 11:19:33 No.151915
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today this?
cunt 10/30/17 (Mon) 11:24:03 No.151916
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bit of humour, though he could probably afford one
cunt 10/30/17 (Mon) 11:46:22 No.151924
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> No voting Immigrants and the first peoples are probably more 2nd sweetie
Lets be a bit realistic though
cunt 10/30/17 (Mon) 12:05:12 No.151931
> tfw you chant equality
> but it looks just like privilege
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NEET General 153 Great Southern Meme edition cunt 10/28/17 (Sat) 12:20:04 No.151542 [Open thread][Last50 Posts]
Remember Cunts that Melbourne needs to be nuked
also sydney as it's gay too and canberra
cunt 11/01/17 (Wed) 11:28:24 No.152354
Someone else make the next General. I'm too lazy, plus I can never remember how to link the old one.
cunt 11/01/17 (Wed) 11:36:01 No.152355
I'll just
cunt 11/01/17 (Wed) 11:36:14 No.152356
>>152355
Use up
cunt 11/01/17 (Wed) 11:36:29 No.152357
>>152356
The last posts
cunt 11/01/17 (Wed) 11:37:06 No.152359
Kek'd hard at this
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Abo stuff cunt 07/15/17 (Sat) 23:05:14 No.134128 [Open thread]
My family have been going through family trees to find out more about our heritage, all we really knew was French and American. Last night it was discovered that my Great, Great, Great Grandfather was a half cast.
So I'm a fuckin abo now cunts, what's the first thing I do to take advantage of it?
cunt 10/15/17 (Sun) 12:31:34 No.148613
>>148415
Poof.
cunt 10/16/17 (Mon) 12:25:55 No.148772
>>134214
If you can do the maths for this then you are not abbo.
cunt 10/17/17 (Tue) 00:12:57 No.148812
>>148772
Nah, cenno does the maths for them.
cunt 10/21/17 (Sat) 12:34:31 No.149631
t. Boong
cunt 10/29/17 (Sun) 06:01:17 No.151678
how didn't any one sniff you out as an abo? they have such a distinctive smell. even the passably white ones.