I know you fags remember this ugly asshole, he comes up every once in a while for pulling edgy antics like dressing up as a girl and openly alienating his very few personal friends by being a dickwad. 
Some guy posted his latest debacle on 4/x/ where his schizophrenic fiance (how'd he even get one kek) started texting Lowtax and his wife about them being satanists or something. Even recorded an argument between the two
Links:
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3 (Argument between Shmorky and his schizo gf)
http://boards.4chan.org/x/thread/17311744/heres-the-mp3
(Fag who posted this on /x/ for some fucking reason)
SA (eww) thread on it: 
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762459&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
Encyclopedia Dramatica article on him:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dave_Kelly
This guy's been up to nothing but kekworthy shit since 2000, don't know if it will but this latest event might turn into more hilarity. Perhaps we can julay it somehow? 
Find out next time on the 
Adventures into the land of Goonsquad: Behind the Diaper