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Cobson is a primary Soyjak variant. He is visually based on the character Jobe Smith from the 1992 science fiction horror film "The Lawnmower Man"[a][5]. He first appeared on 4chan's /qa/ board in June 2021.

Jobe's model that Cobson was traced from was developed by Angel Studios, now known as Rockstar Games[6]. Cobson's features include 2 thick eyebrows, irises on the eyes, a well-kept stubble, an average sized forehead, and a masculine facial structure. Compared to other soyjaks, Cobson is much more masculine and dominant, and more open to sexual activity. His existence fulfills many niches in soyjak creation, contributing to his popularity.

Cobson first arose in June 2021, where he quickly gained a controversial reputation. A lot of soyjak critics at the time derided this soyjak as coal[7][8][9] and most didn't really care about it, though a minority of critics saw it as very gemmy and dubbed it a "God tier wojack"[10]. However, a critical reevaluation soon followed after Cobson stole the 10 millionth GET on /s4s/.[11] Along with 2 of the most popular music artists on the Sharty, 6ixϪhrembo[12] and David Thoughie, being Cobsons themselves, Cobson is now widely dubbed by soyjak critics as one of the greatest soyjaks of all time, and some even deem him to be the G.O.A.T, though there are a minority of critics that still think that he is coal. This critical appreciation led Cobson to win Ϫ Oscars, 13 Emmys, a 9.8 rating on IMDB, a 9.5 rating on MyAnimeList, 6 stars on Letterboxd, and a 14.88/10 rating on RateYourMusic.[it just is, ok?]

However, with Cobson's newfound popularity, some more malicious forces decided to use this "God tier wojack" for their own deranged purposes. Some trannies decided to make QoS edits of innocent Cobson, and the heretical belief that he is a "slut for BBC" soon emerged among the sharty's transgender population. Along with edits of Cobson depicting him as a rapist called Rapeson[13][14][15], his reputation became tainted among soyteens.

He is still mostly regarded as a gem doebeit, and the bone-chilling, spine-tinging, genre-redefining vidya game called Five Nights at Cobson's has been released by renowned game developer Froot Cawthon and his team in order to honoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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asgard/exile/thrillzone/seaworld type reboot, looking for lolcow degens, retards, trannies, natsocs. anyone fucked up.

Last one hit bumplimit. >>95980

Sum of last thread:

>a few minor cows show up

>lena and someone else end up happening to get "hidden camera detectors", end up convincing themselves of gangtrolling spying troll really happening while the device actually picks up the phone camera that's filming their video, the microwave, a store's security cameras, electrical wiring, etc.

>GaruchillaJoe Tries It: Being a biological terrorist

>Crazy Bonnie gets called a "weirdo", thinks wikileaks is going to do anything about the gangtrolling meme

>Lena implies she's a rape victim (which would explain a lot)

>tinfoil-lined cars

>green is now on the list of harassment colors

>D Hilton threatened to kill people, no update after 2 years

>761c27, a "gangtrolling victim" himself, appears to autism

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I was diagnosed as a 90/30 schizophrenia, to match my mother's condition, as a small child.

She was given a private pharmacy dosage, out of a doctor in a house and family neighborhood in a gated community.

When she died, I was raised to 60/30.

That was before 9/11.

How many of you autistics, committed war crimes?

I'll wager you're a significent bit smarter than me, and have better jobs.

Unless you were sent to the civilian hospital, your number didn't come up.

They wanted me to destroy all of England, France, and Japan.

Not in that order, of course.

It's been a pleasure, Leo, Bailey, and Libra.

Lange, Valentine, and Holmes.

Is this lonely man potential lolcow material?

I heard if you call these guys Indian they get reaaaaaalll mad

https://youtu.be/x7XvaOW-p7A

now eastern friend

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Does /cow/ know this retard? he's a fat old youtuber that begs for easy cash

This guy has impersonated many people in the animation community such as Craig Bartlett, Joe Murray and Steve Hullett, posted underage to top it all off, his own shows and artwork fucking suck ass

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4u1zWoSVOn27m379BWT67w

What do you think we should do to pedos such as this guy who goes by the name of Triagonal (photo included)? https://archive.is/Ybi1c

They are not only a confirmed pedophile who lust over a 14 year old boy, but they have a small, cult-like following of white-knights and are known for doxing, stalking and impersonation too. Also a genuinely bizarre individual in general who has lied about every aspect of themselves.

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