/cow/ - Lolcows

HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A. Davis

Nux3D

Clairetato Hartley

2019:

Jaquie Beckwith

Sol Pais

Kairo Seijuro

Etika

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.

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This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penisesPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Here’s a list of prolific furry discord Zionists I guess cuz fuck you lol I’m just gonna post them

Hi, I think that I can live without Reddit, so how can I get as much warnings as I can. I want to my Reddit account been deleted because I not followed their rules.

BUT I don't need to go against the Government rules

*rat in a cage karaoke starts playing*

DESPITE THE ED PAGE HE IS STILL JUST A VIRGIN WITH RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Srsly, tho… when was the last time any of you created ANYTHING unique and memorable instead of just being worried about everyone else?

fbook /rodrigo.abraham.0709 manden mensaje y mando fotos, text me and I send pics

So for about 3 years now some crazy autist or troll(s) with a lot of time on their hands has been posting the same screen caps of forum posts and other things Barney related whenever a pony thread or image gets posted on a 4chan board that isn't /mlp/. Luckily Barneyfag only posts his shit on 4chan and hasn't moved to 8chan.

Some links

http://x86x2.deviantart.com/

https://archive.moe/_/search/image/9OPfyX8lx2548mlmd5bQhw%3D%3D/page/79/

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/barneyfag-x86x2-revved-savior-of-4chan-shitposter-that-is-triggered-by-barney.10780/

might be a stupid question but why don't you guys just use foxdickfarms

Ladies and gentlemen

This is Virgin No. 5!

One, two, three, four, five

Everybody in the Son-Chu, so come on let's ride

To the GAMe PLACe around the corner

The boys say they want some Iced Tea and Fanta

But I really don't wanna

Reeb bust, like I had last week

I must stay deep, 'cause talk is cheap

I like Julie, Sarah, Ivy and Kacey

And as I continue you know they're getting crazier

So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord

To me failing is just like a sport

Anything naïve, it's all good let me dump it

Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of BlueSpike in my life

A little bit of Liquid by my side

A little bit of Asperchu is all I need

A little bit of Cogsdev is what I see

A little bit of Vivian in the sun

A little bit of Tito all night long

A little bit of Clyde Cash here I am

A little bit of you makes me your tard

Virgin No. 5!

Jump up and down and jerk it all around

Shake your pickle to the sound

Put your hands on the ground

Mass debate left and mass debate right

Cum to the front and cum to the side

Crap your briefs once and crap your briefs twice

And if they look like dirty then you're doing it right

A little bit of BlueSpike in my life

A little bit of Liquid by my side

A little bit of Asperchu is all I need

A little bit of Cogsdev is what I see

A little bit of Vivian in Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

This guy is super annoying his livestreams is always him complaining about how there is a darkness controlling every aspect of his life daily streams on either twitch,yt, or tiktok all under the name ScottShamanblood all links can be found on his website this kid is a egotistical leftist vegan thinks everyone owes him something

My 12 year old daughter received a message from an unknown person asking for “Kim” my daughter replies with “wrong number” then he proceeds to ask a lot of questions. The conversation quickly became super weird. She eventually states that she is 12 and he replies saying he’s 35. The next day he text from a different number saying that he’d gotten a new number. He asks repeatedly for her to send pictures, about her being in a bikini, etc. The conversation is active as of 6/30 he was still messaging. I’ve contacted the local authorities (WA state ) I wanted to pass the phone to them so they could carry on and hopefully make an arrest but I haven’t received a reply yet. At this point I’m not sure if this was a random thing or if he targeted my daughter. So far, it just me trying to figure out how or what to do about the situation. Any help or direction would be so kind. Thanks.

The initial number he’d text from is: (253) 406-6589 The second number he’d text from: (360) 801-8860

who wants to be my best buddy?

Discord ID: 865838408848506880

Discord Display: Sainte

Discord User: violente__

Roblox ID: 1163765183

Roblox user: @Slxshzz

im a scamming, lying, anime obsessed, sweaty bisexual australian jap in my early 20s!! i rip my hair our from all my mental health issues and spread rumors like i spread my ass😊