/niggwretchedness/ - Nigger Community Wretchedness

Nobody cares about GTA,

daily reminder gamecube has more exclusive games that are actually worth playing in current year than shovelstation and shitbox. ps2 has nothing good besides overrated jrpgs that were far superior on ps1 anyway. no good platformers, no good adventure games, just a handful of good action games like shinobi and dmc3. moviegame and dudebro genres like MGS and GTA were, and have always been shit. xbox has literally 5 or 6 good games.

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>>daily reminder gamecube has more exclusive games that are actually worth playing in current year than shovelstation and shitbox. ps2 has nothing good besides overrated jrpgs that were far superior on ps1 anyway. no good platformers, no good adventure games, just a handful of good action games like shinobi and dmc3. moviegame and dudebro genres like MGS and GTA were, and have always been shit. xbox has literally 5 or 6 good games.

>sunshine, WW, TP, MP, MP2, SSBM, pikmin, pikmin 2, weegee's mansion, animal crossing, fzero GX, eternal darkness, custom robo, viewtiful joe, RE4, double dash, TTYD, chibi robo, gotcha force, colosseum, path of radiance are actually… LE BAD

imagine being this pleb

>No GTA

>No Halo (Metroid Prime is a great game but it doesn't have the same appeal and Halobros were usually filtered by the controls and lack of multiplayer)

>No DVD playback

>No online multiplayer besides PSO which was on other consoles

>Fisher price controller for babies

>Little baby DVD discs

>Gay cartoony Zelda for the kiddies

>Gay Mario game where you have to wash diarrhea off everything and can't punch goombas like in Mario 64

>Didn't even launch with a Mario game, technically speaking and the first Nintendo game to do so, closest thing was Luigi's Mansion which was a parody of survival horror games instead of a platformer

>Resident Evil 4 came out too late in the console's lifecycle and very few people bought a Gamecube for it since PS2 port was announced months ahead of its release

Maybe if you don't want your console perceived as "kiddie"

DON'T MAKE IT PURPLE

WHY DO YOU THINK THE PLAYSTATION 2 WAS BLACK YOU ABSOLUTE NINTENDO MORONS

Brb, writing a public bathroom simulator for PS

When is the fart DLC dropping?

Smelling towers or however you want to call them exist for a while but the concept is pretty bad, because not only can't you generate out of thin air, the reality is that in natural environments you don't smell vanilla, limegrass or sandal wood but poop, gasoline unwashed homeless.

But to sell the product they probably make the beach smell like citrus, the forest like sandalwood and your AAA game sex scene like vanilla.

what smells do you think will be found in this scene?

Why do normies try and play heists? The stupid fuckers can't take direction or work with each other.

>always offer to give teamate ride, about 30% of the time they accept. The ones that don't almost always arrive much later than me, sometimes as much as a minute later

>playing Prison Break, dipshit with mic complaining about not getting 20%, even though he played like shit on every single set up. He's prisoner, I'm gaurd. Ignores me when I tell him that I'll clear the way, gets killed three times before he takes a goddamn hint, starts listening to me. Talks shit about how god he is the entire time, gets maybe 4 kills total.

>playing Prison Break: Wet work, on cargo team. Dipshit keeps dying, tell him to just follow me, we'll go around all of the enemies. Actually starts to listen pretty quickly, we manage to get to the car in under a minute. Other team starts getting killed, me and cargo minion rage quit

>playing Humane Labs, delivering EMP. Dipshit 1 and 2 stay back, arguing over who gets to shoot who. I tell them I'll decide who shoots who, make it easy for them. All three get butthurt and hide in the Insurgent. "If you're so good, do the damn mission yourself." Proceed to solo mission, hack door without missing a gate. Drive team out after a minute of yelling at them to get in the Boxville.

>Humane Labs: Codes, playing as look out. Buyer and body gaurd take off immediately, leving me and other lookout to fend for ourselves. Other look out pussies out, takes off and hides with other two, picking off a couple FIB agents from down the street with sniper rifles. Proceed to take out nealry all FIB, like three left when somehow one of the pussies catches a stray bullet and dies

I don't get why they all play on hard when they could probably not even handle easy.

>Mfw I'm not even that good a player

Because few companies make games like them, and Nintendo is autistically obsessed with keeping its games on Nintendo systems which means I either have to deal with annoying emulators or I have to pay out the ass for Nintendo games which never go on sale ever

If I want to play an Xbox game or a Playstation game I can get most of them legit on PC because they aren't retarded about console exclusivity, I can't do that for Nintendo unless I pirate, and if I pirate it's hard to get my friends to play with me

My friends are the opposite. They'll play tekken, MK, basically anything on PS5, but they don't care about nintendo games.

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF COOOOOOOONTAINING THAT FUCKING NIGGER VAMPIRE WITH LIFELINK IF I HAVE TO SAY HUSH ONE MORE TIME TO THAT FUCKING JEWISH-TRYING-TO-PASS-AS-WHITE JUGGERNAUT SALESMAN I'LL FRAGMENT THAT STUPID DEMENTED DOG SO HARD THE OPPONENTS SCREEN WILL CRACK WHILE I NEEDLE THAT STUPID PLANESWALKER AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL HE CALLS ME A NURSE AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR THOUGHTSEIZE CAUSE I'M NOT RUNNING SOME COMBO DECK AND ANY OF MY CREATURES CAN SHUT YOU DOWN AND BE A THREAT SO JUST FUCKING FORFEIT ALREADY, YOU LOSE EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME BUT IT'S SUCH A FUCKING DRAG I FEEL LIKE SHOOTING UP A WALMART AND THERE ISN'T EVEN A WALMART IN MY CITY JUST WALMART-OWNED BRANDS

Trumps family is a shitskin and your not getting money for daycare