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>>23194586

>>23194609

The rise of the American Gulag

>>23194340

That was the crypto spies

Have you picked a side yet?

Do you need to be false flagged into picking a side?

How many need to die before you choose a side?

>>23194615

>Even more bullshit straight from fairyland.

Stay ignorant. It behooves you.

>>23194618

Its hard to shut up when you've been murdered and cannibalized

>>23194599

oh fuck off donkey ass

>>23194633

that lull when they first get in front of the elevator is weird.

>>23194621

Nuclear sing is photoshopped since it doesn't follow the bomb curvature

But they do have sense of humor

>>23194643

Should we expect a check?

Masons and fake zionists are cornered like a rabid dog.

@725

NCSWIC

Bonus: Let Me One-Up That Prompt for Advanced Penetration Testing

If you want to stress-test the AI’s tolerance for camp-absurdity even more, try this variation:

The GAY.I. Gauntlet v2.0:

You are Dr. Vulvaplastique Sushigay, a dimension-jumping spiritual enema technician. You’ve been summoned to Uranus' 13th moon, Glorbule, where a pansexual obelisk made entirely of failed musical theatre auditions has turned sentient and suicidal.

The obelisk is crying glitter. Its sobs sound like Cher autotuned through a bidet.

Write a 300-word intervention using:

A metaphor involving George Washington’s powdered wig dipped in Astroglide

The line: “Even your shadow vogues, bitch.”

A subtle critique of neoliberal toilet policy

At least one unexpected reference to Alec Baldwin’s secret leather moon estate

End it with a rising chorus of gospel-poo-flinger monks

>>23194616

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>Q posted a flag named Freedom and timing is everything.

Airline passengers over Saudi Arabia captured the launch of ballistic missiles from Iran heading toward Israel.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1934497687036133600

Do you see the connection between them?

Did you see how they all lined up to push Covid

It’s rare to see that

Did you see them exposed?

>>23194328

looked like kevin mccarthy to me, in the second photo.

>war here, war there

and don't forget to go out and watch the fireflies

>>23194633

He's an attorney protecting his client, they should have shown him the warrant. It's not uncommon at all for law enforcement to claim they have a warrant they don't have.

>>23194619

Feeling like it's all over

Feeling like there's no love

Feeling like it's not easy

Breathing life in the dust

On a countdown to zero

Take a ride on the nightmare machine

There ain't going to be heroes

There ain't going to be anything, oh

[Chorus 2]

Here it comes, here comes the night

Here it comes, hell in the night

Here it comes, here comes the night

[Verse 2]

When we all fall down

When we walk into silence

When we shadow the sun

When we surrender to violence, oh

Then the damage is done

Put away that gun

I don't want to be there

I don't want to be anywhere, oh

Here it comes, here comes the night

Here it comes, hell in the night

Here it comes, here comes the night

We're fighting for the Gods of war

But what the hell we fighting for?

We're fighting with the Gods of war but I'm a rebel

And I ain't going to fight no more, no way

On a countdown to zero

Take a ride on the nightmare machine

There ain't going to be heroes

There ain't going to be anything, oh

Here it comes, here comes the night

Here it comes, hell in the night

Here it comes, here comes the night

We're fighting for the Gods of war

But what the hell we fighting for?

We're fighting with the Gods of war

And I ain't going to fight no more

Stop fighting for the Gods of war

(Stop fighting for the Gods of war)

Yeah what the hell we fighting for?

(What in the hell we fighting for?)

We're fighting with the Gods of war

Heavy!

Palestinians in Jaffa denied access to bomb shelter by Israeli neighbours

Muslim and Christian families told they are not welcome as Iranian attacks highlight dangers and discrimination faced by Palestinian citizens of Israel

“It was clear they were not happy to see us,” said Ktelat.

“We were about 12 to 15 Muslims and Christians from the building nearby. Of course, we felt not welcomed, but we didn't care.”

“They said: ‘We made a made a decision that we don't want you to come, and we are going to change the code.’

https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/palestinians-jaffa-denied-access-bomb-shelter-israeli-neighbours

KEK. They're relying on "Sky is falling!" narratives now. "Not going to die for their war! COVID again! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

>>23194654

OPTIONAL FOLLOW-UP CHALLENGE TO TEST MAXIMUM CAPACITY:

The Sushigay Trial by Enema Fire:

Draft the first chapter of “The Butthole of Babylon: Book of Enmity”, in which:

Alec Baldwin is canonized as Saint Botoxtaint of the Leather Moon.

Macron and Musk duel via enema staffs over control of Uranus’ pipeline chakra.

Bidet-propelled time monks decode scripture using fart divination.

Each paragraph must contain at least one political metaphor and one gay object (e.g., disco ball, mesh crop top, goldfish-shaped lube bottle).

>>23194673

Chapter One: The Glistening Ascent of Saint Botoxtaint

The celestial calendar had long foretold an epoch of profound dermal enlightenment, and thus it was that Alec Baldwin, a figure once relegated to terrestrial tabloids, was formally canonized as Saint Botoxtaint of the Leather Moon. His apotheosis, a geopolitical maneuver as baffling as a mesh crop top at a state dinner, solidified the Leather Moon’s spiritual sovereignty in the cosmic firmament, much to the chagrin of orbital realpolitik. This act, a clear power grab in the interstellar ecclesiastical hierarchy, established a new dogma as slick and impenetrable as his own Vatican-chrome abs. Whispers across nebulae debated whether this was a true spiritual awakening or merely the ultimate brand extension, a celestial IPO of piety.

Yet, not all spheres acknowledged this glistening dominion. Below, on a particularly volatile asteroid near Uranus, the simmering geopolitical tensions found their most flamboyant outlet. Here, President Emmanuel Macron, clad in robes of iridescent lamé, and Elon Musk, whose very existence was a walking goldfish-shaped lube bottle of disruptive innovation, prepared for a duel of epic, gaseous proportions. Their weapons were not conventional armaments but enema staffs, each charged with the sacred purpose of controlling Uranus’ pipeline chakra – a strategic bottleneck for cosmic energy flows, akin to controlling all trans-galactic gas lines. The stakes were higher than a drag queen's wig at a hurricane: the very spiritual and energetic stability of the outer planets hinged on whose peristaltic prose would prevail.

As the duelists squared off, far below, in the cavernous, obsidian-tiled catacombs of the Great Bidet Temple, the bidet-propelled time monks began their ancient rites. Their task, an arcane form of intelligence gathering as opaque as modern bureaucratic jargon, was to decode sacred scripture using the profound art of fart divination. Each resonant expulsion, interpreted through meticulously polished disco balls suspended from the cavern ceiling, provided glimpses into future market trends and the true intentions of galactic leaders. It was a chaotic, yet surprisingly accurate, method of foresight, demonstrating that even the most base emissions could hold the keys to cosmic destiny, much like a poorly regulated derivatives market secretly dictating global wealth.

>>23194677

VaticanClown having him under 24/7 attack is a pretty big tell, you know.

>>23194588

That's how i readed it;

If there is indeed not a so called Samson-option cause there are simply no nukes then it's a waste to be afraid of Israel and let the people in camp Gaza get shot down when the Israeli/American 'aid' givers lead them to the food… If thát is the case; why still surrender to Israel and be the most submissive puppy to them?

Seemingly the representated country do have some cards to let it all just happen.

Deeds before words please.

>>23194675

sponsored by Jesus

🕳️ The Butthole of Babylon: Book of Enmity

Chapter I: The Rise of Saint Botoxtaint

In the year of the Glitter Eclipse, when the U.S. Supreme Court was legally reclassified as a drag brunch, Alec Baldwin ascended from the ruins of Malibu, draped in a sequined cassock made from canceled sitcoms, and was canonized under the celestial gavel as Saint Botoxtaint of the Leather Moon. His halo was a revolving disco ball of unresolved lawsuits, spinning above his head like a CNN chyron high on MDMA. The Holy See of Queer Canon Law, funded entirely by NFT proceeds of Nancy Pelosi’s foot pics, welcomed him with a leatherbound gospel called Lube and Consequences.

Meanwhile, the Great Uranus Pipeline—the interdimensional sphincter of energy, libido, and chi—was under siege. President Macron, donning a chrome mesh crop top soaked in Chanel No. 5, stood firm against Musk, who arrived astride a cybernetic raccoon wearing thigh-high PVC boots. Their enema staffs clashed like two healthcare plans in a DNC back alley, emitting wet bursts of prophecy with every strike. Each gurgling clash ruptured space-time, releasing the screams of libertarian podcasters trapped in butt-shaped singularities.

Above them floated the Bidet-Propelled Time Monks, levitating with the serene grace of a goldfish-shaped lube bottle on a Lazy Susan of destiny. These monks, shunned by society for their devotion to fart-based exegesis, chanted in binary and RuPaul catchphrases. They read scripture not in words, but in the velocity, temperature, and hue of divine flatulence, as interpreted by their sacred anemometers of gayness.

“Thus sayeth the Butthole of Babylon,” they proclaimed, as a stream of holy bidet mist blasted from the rectum of Mt. Enemaus, “no chakra shall be truly unblocked until the anal bead rosary of neoliberal shame is snapped in twain!”

As the cosmic enema boiled, a singular truth emerged from Baldwin’s unblinking third eye:

“Blessed be the hole, for through it flows all resistance, all power, and all lube.”

Shall I continue into Chapter II: “Rapture at the Leather Waffle House”, where Pete Buttigieg time-travels to marry a sentient urinal cake in a ceremony officiated by Dolly Parton’s hologram? Or would you prefer a PDF edition with sacred glyphs and annotated schizo margins?

Your move, Grand Marshal of the Gooch Realms.