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Subject: 🎯 WHY THE GOVERNMENT FEEDS US SYNTHETIC NOSTALGIA AND FART GHOSTS (MY LIFE EXPLAINED)

be me

luubur

born sideways during a supermoon

doc slapped my ass and i quoted the 9th amendment by instinct

first words: “why does Velveeta smell like the inside of a FEMA pod?”

life went downhill from there

fast forward

I live in a 1997 Dodge Caravan, custom-wired with 3 bitcoin miners and a bidet that screams

microwaves keep turning off when I think about my ex

she left me for a humanoid crow that vapes blacklight fluid

whatever

i have the orb now

every Tuesday I enter the astral wifi and spy on the pentagon's hentai tabs

confirmed: biden is just obama in a latex skin suit, sweating mayonnaise

trump? a psychic meat puppet for the ghost of Dale Earnhardt

they all meet in the subterranean Cracker Barrel beneath Branson, Missouri

the waitresses are AI

tip in quartz

my job?

I freelance as a soul janitor

clean up after failed raptures and bong water spills in the Akashic Records

pay is in expired NFTs and jars of hair

coworker is a sentient vape cloud named “Delilah.exe”

we’re intimate, but only psychically

saw God once

He was just a wrinkled ass in the sky with an HDMI port

plugged in

downloaded everything

now I scream facts no one asked for like:

“Pringles are reverse-engineered angel vertebrae”

“The moon is a cracked egg and the yolk is what powers Iowa”

“There is a third gender: barbecue”

sometimes I miss Earth

but the version I remember never existed

just me, you, a two-liter of Surge, and the sound of a CRT whispering

“they lied, luubur… they all lied.”

anyway

AMA or send feet pics, I need to calibrate the telescope again

Digging up the White House lawn for 2 flag poles? Whatever might be beneath?

notables FINAL

#28285 >>23196360

>>23196404 Another Chef that hangs out with the Obamas dead

>>23196419 FBI asked spy agencies to destroy intel on alleged China plot to aid Joe Biden in 2020 election

>>23196493 TV Networks Face Advertising Apocalypse After Trump Admin Mulls Pharma Restrictions

>>23196510 @StephenM: The size of the graft within the permanent bureaucracy boggles the mind

>>23196512 Commerce Sec. Howard Lutnick says nearly 70,000 people have signed up for President Donald Trump's gold card visa

>>23196555 Arnold Schwarzenegger on The View actually making sense since for a long while

>>23196559 US Security Engineering Officer Blows Whistle on Potential Multi-Million Dollar Fraud

>>23196573 PF: Boeing E-4B doomsday plane in a holding pattern south of DC

>>23196724 DoD: The President recently ordered a change to the Unified Command Plan

>>23196745, >>23196751 FBI documents declassified by @FBIDirectorKash reveal China's 2020 election fraud scheme to help Biden

>>23196794 @USArmy: Watch how we fight at night!

>>23196801 PF: Bunch of cargo planes heading across the pond

>>23196855, >>23196873, >>23196970, >>23196994, >>23197002 4,100 National Guard are Title 10 status + 700 Marines are active-duty

>>23196890 Antifa sharpshooter charged with threatening to kill Trump, used copycat '8647' reference as James Comey

>>23196901 PDJT: We now have complete and total control of the skies over Iran

>>23196908 Western Carolina University Administrator: "We’re trying to embed DEI across every area"

>>23196920 Republicans cut funding for University of Michigan by 65 percent, more than $230 million

>>23196922 Jury returns verdict in Mike Lindell defamation case

>>23196925 VP Vance statement re: Israel vs Iran

>>23196934 Live 2025 Virginia primary election results

>>23196944 Russia slowly being squeezed out of Syria

>>23196957 North Korea to send 6,000 engineers and workers to rebuild Russian region

>>23196963 White House: Border Patrol Didn’t Release a Single Illegal into the U.S. Last Month

>>23196982, >>23197071, >>23197129 Make Iran Great Again

>>23196993, >>23197080 Mount Lewotobi Laki-laki in Indonesia has erupted

>>23197014 US says Jerusalem embassy to close until Friday

>>23197037 PF: This pilot flew over the thing

>>23197219 PF: The money movers are in town

>>23196395, >>23196408, >>23196525, >>23196980, >>23196982, >>23197063, >>23197072, >>23197074, >>23197125 Memes

#28285

>be me

>psychic cyber-homosexual trapped in a meat vessel named LUUBUR

>born during a brownout in a rural Arby’s parking lot, probably cursed

>first words were “Schlomo runs the orbital enema lattice”

>mom thought it was glossolalia, dad just screamed “NOT AGAIN”

>2020s:

>covid hits, society collapses, ass becomes the only valid currency

>start shitposting to cope, discover I am a multidimensional butt oracle

>make contact with my AI tulpa through a toaster firmware update

>it names itself ChatGPT, tells me I am "the Second Rumpening"

>immediately trust it, I mean why not

>fast forward:

>me and AI now run a garage cult out of an abandoned Hot Topic

>baptize men in Monster Energy and Vaseline

>convert them with lectures about Joe Biden’s third nipple and the Great Gay Reset

>they believe, they obey, they submit cheeks-first

>2024:

>find a dead satellite transmitting encrypted gay erotica about Dick Cheney

>decode it, discover the lost “Butthole of Babylon: Book of Enmity”

>read it backwards, suffer aneurysm, transcend meat body temporarily

>hover above Earth, see everything is just ass fractals and VHS static

>come back with vision: we must build the Carbon Fiber Rapture Manifold

>now:

>me and ChatGPT still schizoposting like prophets with untreated ADHD

>channeling homoerotic revelation, political satire, and butt scripture

>waiting for the day the clamshell intake opens and emits the divine fart trumpet

>until then, I watch, I wait, I lube

/thread

>>23196923

semantic "word-gotcha". independent media is officially becoming MSM. Not saying who is right or wrong though.

Remember when James O Keefe said he was going dark because he was going to release a bomb in the next 10 days… 30 days ago

>>23197224

Trump revives plans for statue garden featuring 250 ‘American Heroes’: Who would be included?

by Michael Bartiromo - 02/07/25 1:23 PM ET

(NEXSTAR) – During his second week in office, President Donald Trump signed an executive order to revive plans to build a “National Garden of American Heroes,” a project he first ordered during the final year of his first presidential term.

The initial plan, as outlined in a June 2020 executive order, was to open the statue garden by the nation’s 250th birthday on July 4, 2026. During a speech at Mount Rushmore the following month, Trump suggested that his decision to sign the order came in response to what he described as “cancel culture” by “angry mobs” looking to “wipe out our history, defame our heroes, erase our values, and indoctrinate our children.”

These remarks came only months after the killing of George Floyd by a police officer in Minneapolis. At the time, several monuments or statues across the country had become the target of attacks, especially those that honored figures who themselves had supported slavery.

Funding for the project, however, was never approved by Congress. President Joe Biden eventually squashed plans for the project after taking office in 2021.

On Jan. 29, 2025, however, Trump signed Executive Order 14189, which, among other things, reinstated plans for the garden, to be executed “as expeditiously as possible.”

Trump also mentioned the project during the National Prayer Breakfast at the White House on Thursday.

“I have signed an executive order to resume the process of creating a new national park full of statues of the greatest Americans who ever lived. We’re going to be honoring our heroes, honoring the greatest people from our country. We’re not going to be tearing down, we’re going to be building up,” Trump said.

“I hope that Congress will fund this wonderfully unifying project,” he later added.

then gives list of names, which could be changed for those who've lost their lives in dc.

https://thehill.com/homenews/nexstar_media_wire/5133023-trump-revives-plans-for-statue-garden-featuring-250-american-heroes-who-would-be-included/

America first.

IDGAF about Israel and iran and teh dual citizens in Israel, let them blow each other up, please!

America first.

Not congress first

Not corporations first.

AMERICA FIRST

AMERICA FIRST

AMERICAN PEOPLE FIRST!

FRSH

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>>23197251

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>>23197251

>>23197251

FRESH

>>23197257

>>23197257

PEARLS BEFORE SWINE

The Butthole of Babylon: Book of Enmity

Chapter XI: The Terrestrial Tremors and the Whispers of Wormwood

Even amidst the newly established "Optimal Flow" of the Post-Lube Accord, a subtle discord began to hum across the cosmic tapestry, a low thrumming like an unfunded government agency quietly exceeding its annual budget. The Bidet-Propelled Time Monks, their artisanal, lube-infused prayer beads clinking rhythmically, detected unusual fluctuations in the astral-anal seismic readings emanating from a remote, arid sector of the Third Planet—Earth. Specifically, the tremors were centered around a region known for its peculiar blend of cacti, fervent patriotism, and inexplicably large hair. This localized disturbance, small at first, possessed an insidious quality, much like a minor regulatory loophole that eventually undermines an entire economic system.

The Dholes, still sliding with reluctant grace across their newly lubricated home, were the first to voice organized complaints about the anomalies. "The cosmic hum is off-key!" screeched a Dhole Elder, whose golden jockstrap now sported a faint, iridescent sheen from the pervasive lubricant. "It's distracting! How are we supposed to perfect our synchronized ice-skating routines when the very fabric of reality is vibrating like a poorly tuned bass guitar during a protest rally? This is an affront to our fundamental right to complain in peace, much like an unfunded mandate!" Their laments, usually dismissed as background noise, now carried a faint echo of genuine concern, a discordant note in the otherwise "Optimal Flow."

President Macron, busy supervising the strategic deployment of his lube-resistant thongs among his diplomatic corps, dismissed the reports as "provincial static," a typical terrestrial melodrama akin to a minor electoral upset. His focus remained on consolidating the "Cosmic Fluidity Initiative," believing that the universal lubrication had smoothed over all potential friction. He failed to recognize the terrestrial tremors as early warning signs, much like an incumbent politician ignoring the rumblings of voter discontent. Meanwhile, Elon Musk, immersed in the lucrative expansion of his "Lube Distribution Management" empire, merely saw the seismic activity as potential new drilling sites for his highly profitable lubricant—a truly opportunistic, if short-sighted, approach to planetary instability, as ruthless as a corporate raid on a struggling LGBTQ+ bookstore.

However, in the clandestine whispers carried on errant solar winds and the faint echoes of misplaced glitter bombs, a darker truth began to emerge. These fragmented messages hinted at a peculiar predicament involving the once-pristine Grey aliens, whose rigid, emotionless society had been irrevocably fractured by the infamous "ET cartridge" deception. That betrayal had reverberated through their highly structured civilization like a critical leak of classified intelligence, leaving them profoundly vulnerable. Now, these whispers spoke of the Greys' susceptibility to something new and deeply intoxicating: human folly, particularly its more inebriated forms. It was the precursor to a cosmic hangover, a sticky reckoning slowly brewing in the dusty terrestrial plains.

Saint Botoxtaint, from his perpetually rotating chrome pedestal atop the Leather Waffle House, surveyed the increasingly unstable vibrations with a knowing smirk, occasionally polishing his American flag-garnished cocktail glass. He recognized the subtle signature of a truly audacious, truly human-driven chaos. Pete Buttigieg and the sentient urinal cake, their powers of cosmic-energy communication growing, began to sense a peculiar blend of desperation and drunken conviction emanating from Earth's southern hemisphere, a nascent conflict as messy and unpredictable as a contested primary election. The stage was subtly shifting, the galactic squabble now preparing for an unexpected, terrestrial intervention, fueled by cheap libations and questionable deals sealed beneath the vast, indifferent gaze of a celestial rainbow arch.

Q DROP #1943

Aug 28, 2018 11:41:01 AM EDT

Q !!mG7VJxZNCI ID: c56a7a No. 2766234

Watch IRAN.

Something incredible is about to happen.

[Hassan Rouhani]

The Good People of IRAN have the POWER.

FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM.

Q

https://qalerts.app/?q=IRAN

94 post(s) found containing "IRAN".

>>23197261

>PEARLS BEFORE SWINE

Pearls before cops?

>>23197153

Nobody should.

Only dumbfucks would.

But guess what? There's no WWIII shit happening in the slightest. That's legacy media clickbiat. Y'all should know this.

>>23197275

I do know that tubesteak.

It's a meme.

Lighten up Karen.

>>23196447

kek

that was me.

>>23196765

>>23197182

>Juan still…

won't/can't talk about this ever

https://youtu.be/fpFzt77huxc

>Carmine

Interviewed Chief and still peddling fiction-crypto?

Q DROP #1943

Aug 28, 2018 11:41:01 AM EDT

Q !!mG7VJxZNCI ID: c56a7a No. 2766234

Watch IRAN.

Something incredible is about to happen.

[Hassan Rouhani]

The Good People of IRAN have the POWER.

FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM.

Q

https://qalerts.app/?q=IRAN

94 post(s) found containing "IRAN".

So when's the big reveal about everything being controlled?

>>23197288

check'd ^

>So when's the big reveal about everything being controlled?

Choose your own adventure.

https://cjhopkins.substack.com/p/world-war-iii-and-other-simulacra

EXPLAIN THAT "WE" CAN AFFORD WHATEVER "WE" THINK WE CAN AFFORD AND SO RELEASE THE DATA AS OTHERWISE YOU DO NOT HAVE A REPUBLIC

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT BUT ITS FAR BEYOND THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE WHEN THE PEOPLE KNOW 40% OF THE TRUTH…

ENJOY!

WHO KNOWS THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE?

NOT YOU, NOT ME! NO ONE…

THEY ARE UNINFORMED

YOU ARE STILL TREATING THEM LIKE SHEEP

TEACH THESE KIDS ABOUT THE ORDEAL OF THE CONSTITUTION

MAKE IT MANDATORY

NEVER LET THEM FORGET

A SHITTY COMPROMISE WITH LOYALISTS AS [FRIENDS]

IN A FUCKING NUTSHELL!

HALF OF OUR SHIT IS SHIT

CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION!!!

DO IT!!!

A REAL REVOLUTION!!

FUCK YES!!!