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File: d456bffa52c3f58⋯.jpg (66.06 KB,800x591,800:591,goku-and-gohan.jpg)

 No.2123 [Open Thread]

Hello fellow leafs, I posted this on the QTDDTOT thread on /pol/ last week but didn't get any answers, does anyone here have any helpful advice or info?

>I am still young but would like to adopt a child at some point, should I not marry. I was reading Generation Identity and something that struck me is a line about how traditionally people understood death from old age not as something that should be run away from but rather as part of a natural cycle, where as one dies they are satisfied knowing they have created new life (like a kid, grandkids, whatever). As a white man I want to adopt a white child (son, of course). How would I go about doing that? Would they accept me wanting to adopt a white child specifically? I am a middle-class Canadian with no criminal record and have proof of heterosexuality, although if they check my internet history they'll probably see I have been a naughty goy (i.e. visiting redpilled websites).

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 No.2129

File: 858da253e788d51⋯.png (171.75 KB,1328x291,1328:291,polartificialwomb.png)

File: adf23fc641d423a⋯.jpg (97.94 KB,1920x1080,16:9,3591521c6aa0884c03a293e262….jpg)

>>2126

>As a backup, hope for artificial wombs to become a thing.

I hope that a viable yet ethical method like that comes about, but I don't want to place all my hope on that happening. Methods that are less ethical to legally or illegally make use of exist, but I'd rather not use something like pic related, my values are against such a thing.

>>2127

>People are going to wonder why you can't just fuck a woman to make one (a kid). They're going to see your aversion to a female presence as some sort of red flag.

I know, thats the problem with normalfags. They'll wonder why I don't simply marry because I'm average in terms of looks and could probably marry if I lowered my standards, but I'd still have to go through all the bullshit that comes along with it, especially in today's feminist world and with anti-men laws in place. I don't care if they think I'm weird, I'll prove to friends and family my worth by raising a strong, intelligent, and mentally-sound kid.

>>2128

Should I just vote for Trudeau then? Its not like Scheer is /ourguy/ anyway, basically Harper 2.0 that only won the Conservative leadership election (by less than 1%) because it was somehow compromised.

Anyone else got any input? Would appreciate it.

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 No.2130

>>2129

Note: If its not obvious I'm just being ironic about the "should I vote for Trudeau" thing, lol. Scheer is still better than another 4 years of him.

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 No.2131

File: 3c0a879e3245ba4⋯.jpg (45.1 KB,444x380,111:95,1497336711458.jpg)

>>2129

Just go through the process, I guess. You won't find some convenient answer to bypass normalfag expectations. They're trying to make sure you're not the type of person who'd murder the kid. The onus is on you to be qualified in every way needed. The government dictates everything as usual on this matter. If you could bypass their standards, like adopting a pet from the shelter.. there'd be a lot of kids chained in a basement somewhere. Being cornholed etc.

>TFW a pet can be adopted by almost anyone and not a single follow up to determine whether the pet actually likes its home or wants a new owner.

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 No.2132

>>2131

>Just go through the process, I guess. You won't find some convenient answer to bypass normalfag expectations.

I'm usually hesitant about believing or relying on anything from the mainstream parts of the web without asking 8chan first. But sure, if you say so, I'll go look up how the process works.

>TFW a pet can be adopted by almost anyone and not a single follow up to determine whether the pet actually likes its home or wants a new owner.

Why don't PETA and other virtue-signalling NGOs work on fixing that instead of just making me feel guilty for enjoying my steak then?

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 No.2139

>>2132

>Why don't PETA and other virtue-signalling NGOs work on fixing that instead of just making me feel guilty for enjoying my steak then?

Human rights > animal rights.

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 No.2053 [Open Thread]

Fidel was in Havana on April 1 and April 19. Account for his whereabouts April 2-18?

Pierre and Margaret were on a 2nd honeymoon in the Carribean island from April 8 to 18. On the 15th Pierre left Margaret behind in Tobogo to have lunch on Trinidad.

They also flew a chartered plane to an unidentified island on the 12th. Media explicitly "respected their privacy"

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 No.2057

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What do you guys make of this?

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 No.2070

Either way he's a Jew.

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 No.2072

File: 1725a90b8b630b8⋯.jpg (52.86 KB,750x500,3:2,30e06c812e8232cedf44725606….jpg)

https://archive.fo/MbKjl

http://time.com/5164556/fidel-castro-is-not-justin-trudeaus-father/

LOL... When TIME has to dismiss an internet meme, they give power to it. KEK

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 No.2101

Pierre was a total cuck. I bet he filmed Castro getting it on with his wife. His cuckness has resonated to the rest of Canada over the years and it's a simple explanation of why Canada is what it is today.

"Oh you want to fuck my wife? Of course, I'm a nice Canadian, I can't say no,"

"Oh you want to come to Canada and spread your backwards dark age religion and replace our sovereignty with sharia law? And you want to fuck my daughters and wife? I'm a nice Canadian, I can't say no."

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File: d93bf4231680755⋯.jpg (3.74 MB,3264x2448,4:3,IMG_20180304_193910.jpg)

 No.2082 [Open Thread]

>Be me

>Be Canadian.

>Be in park

>I think a lot of drug deals go on around here.

>Find two spent winchester s&w .40 calibre shell casings on the ground.

>Take one and tie it on a string.

>Fuck up the string.

>MFW Im stoned.

>MFW thank you Canada.

>MFW what degeneracy is this?

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 No.2083

>>2082

F.Y.I that park is now officially known as "criminal park" to me now.

Guess my city?

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 No.2084

Toronto? Vancouver?

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 No.2086

>>2084

You can only make one guess.

Which one would be more of a surprise?

Either way, this wasn't by any community housings or what have you. Parks are now just extensions of the jungle.

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 No.2147

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File: e02871c4e3d180c⋯.png (710.14 KB,970x534,485:267,LARPFluence.png)

 No.2081 [Open Thread]

Take the Pre-Test to join Special Edfluence https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/QZ79DD8

Because your boy Atlantic is making a INSANE amount of money I wanted to go share my success with you peasants bagging up my ice cream at Walmart. Each and every of Atlantic's courses has hours of never seen before knowledge on how to mass day trade penny stocks, finessing several insurance companies, defend yourself from ponzi schemes made by democrats, and ultimately make BILLIONs of dollars.

Our knowledge given to us by the Gods of YouTube Moderation is completely exclusive and cannot be found anywhere else, not even on Jake Paul's Edfluence which we didn't not use to create our content.

Finally, you can LARP at your own pace. Just pick up your favorite tool of content production, whether that be Vegas Pro 15 or Windows Movie Maker, and go on making moderators LOSE THEIR MARRRBLES....

Your ultimate goal is to become part of Atlantic's Team 1488 and the Ghost Inner Circle as a qualified #8chan JEWS-certified LARPer. You will take 8chan by storm, making /leftypol/ and /fur/ mods scream at the top of their lungs, and you will use the special IEP's Atlantic created for you to fantasize and build your own 8Chan Empire.

Become a Certified LARPer today!

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File: 45d3a9ef7607114⋯.webm (7.58 MB,640x360,16:9,_The Man and the Rats.webm)

 No.2076 [Open Thread]

What is the solution, /cucknada/?

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File: 78fc8e4196ca258⋯.jpg (50.69 KB,492x362,246:181,78f.jpg)

 No.2047 [Open Thread]

PEOPLEKIND

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File: 10821ca1a351b87⋯.jpg (521.57 KB,850x1000,17:20,oleary-main.jpg)

 No.1971 [Open Thread]

OH CANADA

OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND

TRUE PATRIOT LOVE

IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND

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 No.2038

>2018

>thy sons

>sons

Seriously? Did you not know we changed it to be gender inclusive? I'm seriously offended right now.

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 No.2044

File: 78fc8e4196ca258⋯.jpg (50.69 KB,492x362,246:181,78f.jpg)

>>2038

PEOPLEKIND

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File: 7a48bb341ad8154⋯.jpg (10.81 KB,269x188,269:188,2018-02-18-22-59-13--18855….jpg)

 No.2039 [Open Thread]

What will the social consequences of legalizing pot be? What will (some) people turn into when getting pot becomes so easy?

Personally, I'm taking a break from this shite. Getting headaches from smoking and health is generally worse now. Back to exercising.

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 No.2040

>>2039

Maybe not "taking a break" so much as realizing it's best left for special occasions only, few and far between.

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 No.2041

File: 5fc514a81e35c33⋯.jpg (265.94 KB,1200x1600,3:4,LeafCookies.jpg)

>>2039

Good on ya, smoking anything alone is bad for the health of your lungs and throat.

And smoking so much that you got headaches really f*cking sucks cause that could mean you actually damaged your brain a little.

Either way, good that your gonna go back to exercising.

Been lifting a dumbbell whenever I get a loading screen on a game, and going to the gym on free time and have felt better than I ever been.

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 No.2042

>>2041

Thanks!

Weed is like a crutch. The winter is so crap in Canada I didn't even know what the hell to do but get stoned. Outside is cold and indoors has my family whereas I'd rather be alone. That's what got me reflecting on this stuff. Is x ℅ of the population going to turn into stoned zombies who use this stuff to cope?

Urban stress is shit and the only salvation is through nature and well being.

I wonder if weed will retain its hippy status or become the go to for fixing all of life's problems the easy way.

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 No.1268 [Open Thread]

*blocks your path*

>heyy anon, I heard you like traps and is a libertarian?

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 No.1350

>>1349

There is literally nothing wrong with liking traps.

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 No.2030

>>1350

Canada, everyone.

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 No.2031

>>1350

Die in a fire homo.

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 No.2034

File: 99e0b42d9ed7337⋯.png (7.85 MB,2480x3507,2480:3507,99e0b42d9ed73374f65359e9cc….png)

>>1268

Hating on sexual minorities does nothing to restore Canada's pride. It's the soft target. The low hanging fruit, to distract you from the Jews and the Muslims and the niggers, and the traitors.

TL;DR fuck off OP

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 No.2035

File: 808d64e5943950f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,72.09 KB,800x535,160:107,ac029cf03243dcd6df6afe43da….jpg)

>>2034

Sexual minorities are not a threat to white Canadians, immigration and higher birth rates of non-whites is.

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File: a134f8841fb0d15⋯.jpg (2.35 MB,2448x3264,3:4,IMG_20180117_183847.jpg)

 No.1977 [Open Thread]

GAY PRESCHOOLERS WELCOME!

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 No.2005

>>1977

Like Mr.Bond said:

>If you are anti-white DAMN RIGHT i'm gonna hurt you! These faggots even made tranvesti commercials! Even toddlers are encorage to cut their dicks, and kike media loves when goys watch their shit

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 No.2029

>>1977

>that's a pacifier, not a butt plug

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File: 0dc4a5349f4f6b5⋯.jpg (2.05 MB,2500x2136,625:534,Poutine.JPG)

 No.916 [Open Thread]

Post dat delicious Poutine

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 No.1801

>>1770

Its not McDonalds, its a Canadian delicacy and you treat it with respect or else get sent to the gulag

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 No.1820

>>1801

We don't have gulags. Just prisons where you're raped...politely

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 No.1873

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 No.1874

>>1873

If there was a >>>/america/ there would be a Burger Thread.

Poutine is one of, if not the Best Canadian Cultural dish.

I'd tell you to hit a moose at 80km/h by your on that small irrelevant island you call a province.

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 No.2023

>>1413

I had their hangover poutine and it drove me away from them for months. Just went to the Fat Bastard's next door everytime I wanted quick university food

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File: 7e31db81a61a59a⋯.jpg (7.31 KB,350x350,1:1,1518092925001.jpg)

 No.2016 [Open Thread]

Anyone wanna hitch hike to BC with me?

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 No.2017

Why would you want to go deeper into Chinese territory?

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 No.2022

>>2017

I can't help but to pass through Northern Ontario if I want to get to Northern Saskatchewan and eventually into Northern BC.

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File: 340dec276799918⋯.png (192.79 KB,450x330,15:11,a bunch of cunts.png)

 No.1995 [Open Thread]

You are humbly invited to join us for weekend of shitposting on Xonotic.

It's a free open source arena FPS like Quake that's toaster friendly but none of that is relevant. All that is needed is to outshitpost the Ausfags.

Site:

http://xonotic.org/

Relevant threads here:

>>>/radcorp/141

>>>/v/13945480

>>>/v/14219442

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 No.2240

>see global board advertisement

>visit board

>see this

>>1995

>All that is needed is to outshitpost the Ausfags.

>tfw a single Florida man out-shitposted /canada/ and shitposts still to this very day.

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File: 93812ea7a39f581⋯.jpg (70.08 KB,640x631,640:631,Radiant Silvergun.jpg)

 No.1983 [Open Thread]

What books about politics would you recommend for someone wanting to get into politics and eventually become an MP? I will not let this nation fall any further, I've heard enough about "Canada has (((no culture)))".

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 No.1985

Damn it someone mentioned a book about what was killing canadas culture but i cant remember what it was called. It had the flag on the cover.

Either way bud canadas culture is pretty fucked but good luck mate.

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 No.1986

>>1983

Alright i think it was called Lament for a nation.

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 No.1987

>>1983

libertarian manifesto

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 No.1996

>>1985

not every Canadian is a gay Marxist iconoclast

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File: 3aab3bdb58732f7⋯.png (40.37 KB,1000x500,2:1,RedEnsign.png)

 No.1862 [Open Thread]

Alright Leafs, I propose that this thread is dedicated to Leafs who want to ween off of being America Junior.

This thread is for Anons to challenge Anons to do various things Canadian in attempts to connect to Canadian Culture, and gain Pride in Canada in any way, so that Canada can hopefully little by little start turning around.

Ideas can range from watching Corner Gas episode, or reading news about Canada, to even watching CFL instead of the kNeeling Football League.

- Try Canadian foods

- Learn about Canadian War Heroes

- Indulge into more of what's going on in Canada politics instead of American politics

I know this maybe challenging for some border towns and counties.

But giver your all, and be Canadian.

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 No.1882

File: 1c2c8875dc82bb6⋯.jpg (2.37 MB,3556x2222,1778:1111,GreyCup105.jpg)

Also boys, Get ready for the Grey Cup game this Sunday!

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 No.1884

>>1880

No ones buying this.

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 No.1897

>>1882

Toronto Won! 27-24

Calgary had them, then a fumble got ran back 105 yards, a 2 point conversion, and a field goal.

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 No.1924

File: dfe6c7797178a10⋯.gif (607.41 KB,300x169,300:169,DiabolicalFoxLaugh.gif)

Is anyone else indulging in watching Trudeau not being able to handle simple questions in the House lately?

What a living shit tier meme

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 No.1975

Remember to try and avoid Fast Food Burger joints and anything with soy guys.

Canadian Men, and all men in general shouldn't be on the highway of Gynecomastia

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