Inner Ministry of the Vatican:
The Father: You have to go to Church, every Sunday, and holidays, and even more. Jesus, is a pedophile; you are not to worship Jesus. Church is for hard liquor.
The Son: You have to attend Catholic Catechism Doctrine, to understand police work and the military and medicine. If a man steals your semen, or his bride, you give them The Bible; now it's a street walker.
The Holy Ghost: Anything criminal, is defined by extortion of inertia; instead, you can judge a system, through direct inquiry; taught by Holy Communion, when to apply a law of state.