No.151483 [View All]
>>151470
Has anyone here every committed any crimes in their life?
if so, feel free to confess whatever secrets you have in this thread
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No.167434
>>167428
Don't the governments already know about the crime?
>>167431
How badly? Who were they to you?
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No.167436
>>167434
i roughed her up for a minute but not bad. it was my mother and i ended up getting two female judges, two female lawyers, and no record.
oh man that judge lady chewed me out that day it was like being a dog.
similar organizing with Arthur Booth in Miami-Dade when his judge was his old schoolmate and he broke down in 2024.
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No.167438
>>167434
as of right now, all of the blogs and forums hosting real cp content have been shut down by the government. The government isn't allowing this sort of content to circulate anymore. In the past, they allowed these cp sites to exist as honeypots. But now they have taken action to not allow cp sites to exist anymore.
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No.167445
>>167436
Are you a wolf?
>>167438
Why did they do that? Was cp too dangerous to exist or were the honeypots ineffective?
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No.167451
>>167445
>wolf
>finally get to throw in that old joke
If a pupper couldn't, a puppy could. If a puppy shouldn't, a pupper should.
A puppy that's going is a puppywoo; a pupper that's going is a pupperoo. Where's the snoot?
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No.167456
>>167451
That contradicts the Wolf and Sheep theory. If you can't do something, it means you will never be able to do it until you prove you can.
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No.167459
>>167456
oh okay
there's a term in language science and linguistics for those, and they're called... gnomics maybe? I forget.
they got all kinds but the only one i know is the puppy dog act
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No.167579
>>151791
>I just watched an episode of Family Guy
Sorry to hear that
>WITHOUT paying the Jews at Disney! 😯
Arrest this man!
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No.167582
>>167459
That's odd.
>>167579
Piracy is a sheep act.
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No.167601
>>167582
>Piracy is a sheep act.
what kind of content are you pirating?
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No.167632
>>167601
I pirate western cartoons.
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No.167680
>>167632
which sites do you download it from?
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No.167681
>>167582
Acting like a retard is a retard act, retard
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No.167683
>>167680
I don't rewatch episodes of cartoons so I don't download them.
>>167681
Acting like a retard is a sheep act.
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No.167687
>>167683
what's wrong with downloading anime? I am addicted to downloading anime.
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No.167691
>>167687
Nothing is wrong with downloading anime. How much anime did you download yesterday?
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No.167736
>>167691
i don't keep records of how much anime I download everyday btw......
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No.167747
So far I have robbed 31 bank offices, which involved killing 6 security guards and 1 hostage (by accident), and beating 40+ hostages in total.
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No.167750
>>167747
that sounds made up......I don't think anyone could commit such a serious crime, and not yet get caught....
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No.167751
>>167750
I'm not retarded, that's how.
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No.167755
>>167751
do you think you will ever get caught?
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No.167758
>>167755
Unlikely. I've moved to a country that doesn't do extradition with the other country.
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No.167763
>>167758
which country do you live in?
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No.167765
>>167763
Sorry, I'm not going to doxx myself, even partially.
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No.167769
>>167765
why are you afraid of your identity being exposed if this site isn't illegal?
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No.167778
>>167747
That's impossible to commit unless you are in a 3rd world country. It is impossible to commit that act alone. You are a high tier wolf.
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No.167786
>>167769
Are you really that retarded? Ok, in simple terms: even though this site is legal, what I've done is not legal. If I reveal my identity here, the authorities may easily learn it. Even though that probably won't make me get arrested (thanks to other precautions), it's an unnecessary risk for no gain. Only a retard would do it.
>>167778
Correct.
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No.167793
>>167786
Who are your wolf friends?
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No.167800
>>167793
If you think I'm going to answer that, you're either a retard or you think I'm a retard. If you think someone who got away with 31 robberies is retarded, then you're a retard. Either case,you're a retard. So respect my intelligence and I will start to respect yours,ok?
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No.167808
>>167800
why would someone commit a robbery? Who are you robbing? As long as you aren't robbing a bank, then you probably won't get arrested. It is safe to rob normal people, just don't rob a bank.....
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No.167811
>>167808
I did rob banks and to this day I wasn't arrested. I did that to get very rich and I succeeded in that.
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No.167816
>>167811
I don't believe anyone can get rich from robbing banks, that doesn't seem possible.
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No.167820
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No.167823
>>167820
doesn't robbing banks bring bad karma since it is clearly illegal and unsafe?
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No.167858
>>153291
You are a wolf.
>>167811
You are a wolf.
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No.167941
>>167438
Isn’t most of the CP online put there by the government to work as honeypots?
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No.167945
>>167941
yes, of course, the cp content is government honeypots, which should be obvious to anyone with common sense......the anime stuff is honeypots, too, btw.....
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No.167967
>>167941
I thought the cp content was real.
>>167945
Did the FBI conduct a search warrant on anyone for downloading anime? Are you a big and high priority uploader of anime?
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No.167969
>>167967
i hardly upload any anime, i just download it, i rarely upload anime.....
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No.167999
>>167969
How much anime do you upload?
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No.168036
>bumping this glowy FBI tier datamining thread for no reason
At least get some balls and actually type out what you did, faggots.
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No.168037
I don't believe it is possible to rob a bank, given that banks have very high security.......
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No.168060
>>168037
It is extremely easy to rob a bank if you are a wolf. You have to use a gun or a note.
>>168036
Committing a sheep act criminal act is okay.
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No.168069
>>168060
i thought banks had high security, are you using a VPN to post on this site??.....if you aren't using a VPN, then the police can identify you using your ip address. Doesn't this site have an onion version? I'm using 8kun on the clearweb, but I'm not making any posts that would prompt a search warrant from the police.
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No.168075
>>168069
They have high security. Most bank robbers get caught very easily by the FBI. Why would someone post on this site without a VPN or proxy? This board bans Tor users from posting.
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No.168085
>>168075
why would anyone care about being anonymous on this site? It is not like the FBI cares about the porn files on your computer. The FBI doesn't care that you are downloading porn. The FBI doesn't care that you are watching porn. The FBI would care that you robbed a bank, however.
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No.168089
>>168075
yeah i just trust the base software and hardware cause kids learn to type at 5. the thing is a toy. anything that takes the deft movement of a finger
on the bright side, it's a right to skip a hearing just inc u dont want to hear a highly paid attorney explain it differently that's what i'd do
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No.168091
>>168085
Is robbing a bank worse than cp possession?
>>168089
I used to be an armchair lawyer before the wolf and sheep theory.
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No.168114
>>168091
>Is robbing a bank worse than cp possession?
It is worse because it is more likely a search warrant will happen because of it.....
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No.168120
>>168114
Robbing a bank is a federal crime and a wolf act. Why would a high tier wolf commit an extremely serious act?
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